Chapter 1061: This bastard is not human

"you! Are you daydreaming? How can there be a white lady. Zhang Xin said disdainfully.

"Brother Zhang, it's not good to introduce it, and it's not good to introduce it, it's really a bit difficult." Lu Dayu said to Zhang Jun.

"Sister Dayu is right, it's indeed a bit difficult." Zhang Jundao.

Seeing their embarrassment, Zhang Zheng stood up and said: "Anchor Lu, all the beauties, my surname is Zhang Mingzheng, and the word is Bofu. Seeing the sad faces of several beauties, I really can't bear it, in order to avoid fish tails on the little faces of all the beauties, brother, I will dare to help come up with an idea? ”

Hearing Zhang Zheng's nonsense, Lu Da Beauty didn't react for a while, because, in her mind, that muddy ball should be called Zhang Shaojie.

However, after Liu Yan and Wu Lan heard Zhang Zheng's name, they immediately stood up.

The tall Liu Yan looked at the lover in his dream with a pair of wonderful eyes open, as if he was smiling, although he did not speak, he showed a look of infatuation.

And Wu Lan's little girl, but she didn't have the ladylike demeanor of Liu Yan, she said with a big prick and said: "Wow! Today, this big beauty finally saw the big living person. However, I said Brother Zhang, people call it crow's feet, not fish tails. I didn't expect that heroes also have times when they are timid, hehe! ”

"Haha! I said this little beauty, how can I speak? What does it mean to see a big living person? Zhang Zheng asked with a smile.

"We have only heard the glorious deeds of Zhang Da Hero on the radio, and we have seen the heroic demeanor of Zhang Da Master on TV, but we have never seen Zhang Da Hero himself, and today I finally saw Zhang Da Hero's deity, isn't it just to see a living person?" Wu Lan explained with a smile.

"Although my brother understands what you mean, this 'living person' always feels so awkward. Sister Lu, did you say? ”

A familiar "Sister Lu" made Lu Dayu sure that it was the muddy ball that had arrived, and her heart couldn't help but tremble.

Seeing her sitting there, looking thoughtful, Liu Yan walked to her side, grabbed her arm, and said with a smile: "I said Dayu, what are you doing?" Everyone has called my sister, so why don't you hurry up and give people a face. ”

"He, he's a bastard!" Lu Dayu stood up, couldn't help but say, raised his little hand, and slapped Zhang Daguan's handsome face.

With the "Smack! After a sound, Zhang Daguan covered half of his cheek with his hand, and said to Lu Dayu with a smile: "Sister Lu, have you lost your old man's anger?" Does your little hand hurt? ”

"Ahh You, why don't you get out of the way? Lu Dayu regretted.

"I want to hide, but I can't. I said, Sister Lu, when did you learn Baguazhang. Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"Haha!" The appearance of Zhang Daguan covering his big face and saying witty things made several beauties who sympathized with him couldn't help laughing.

"Nonsense. Let's show my sister how the fight went. Lu Dayu said as he gently stretched out his little hand to Zhang Zheng's face.

Zhang Zheng grabbed Lu Dayu's outstretched little hand, squinted his eyes while stroking his face, and said, "It's so comfortable." ”

"Hey! I said, Brother Zhang, why don't you have any marks of being beaten on your face? Lu Dayu asked.

"There's no trace." Zhang Daguan still seemed to be enjoying it very much.

"Brother Zhang, what are you doing? What does it mean to have no traces? I obviously feel that the fight is very strong, how can it not leave a trace? Lu Dayu said puzzled.

"Sister Lu, what traces do you want to leave behind?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"What do you mean I think? Should it have been. For example, what is the Five Finger Mountain, the Four Finger Mountain, etc. ”

"Haha! I said Anchor Lu, you don't have to worry, our president is lying to you. Zhang Jun couldn't bear to watch Lu Dayu continue to be deceived by this goods, so he began to remind Lu Damei.

"Oh, I said Brother Zhang, what the hell is going on?" After listening to Zhang Jun's words, Lu Dayu asked, "Brother Zhang, you are too talkative." Sister Lu, that's the case, I'm afraid that my big face will break my sister's little hand, so I quickly took my sister's thunderous blow with my hand, so it is impossible to leave any traces on my brother's face. Zhang Zheng saw that Zhang Jun had exposed his deception, and felt that he couldn't deceive anymore, so he had to confess.

"Why didn't I see it?" Lu Dayu asked.

"Brother's martial arts sister should know, brother's reaction speed, you should have seen it, it's too easy to complete such a small action without being seen by your sister." Zhang Zheng explained.

"You bastard, it's not ......"

"This bastard is not human."

"You said it yourself." Lu Dayu said.

"It must be Wu Gang who went down to earth."

"Ahh I said Brother Zhang, you are too narcissistic, you even compare yourself to a fairy. ”

"Holding Mei Chang'e in my arms." As he spoke, Zhang Zheng opened his arms and hugged the beauty of Lu Da tightly in his arms.