Daddy got into the toilet!

If this assumption is true-

Thinking of this, the eagle couldn't help but shudder.

It's scary! It's scary!

So he didn't dare to think about it, and simply crawled over. Holding on to the toilet, he stood up tremblingly and opened the lid.

"Hmm! Luckily, Dad didn't get into the toilet. Otherwise, you're in trouble! ”

"Eagle, what are you doing here?" At this time, Zhang Ye suddenly appeared at the door, covering a large area of light.

When he took the whitewashed little Linglong downstairs just now, he saw that there was no one in the living room, so he took pictures around, and finally came here under the guidance of the pig-like dragon flame beast.

No, that pig-like dragon flame beast was lying at his feet now, looking like it was going to die.

If you think about it with your ass, this guy is so fat that it seriously affects his activities.

"I ......"

Immediately, Zhang Ye went crazy.

What is this stinky boy talking about? What do you mean by 'not getting into the toilet'? Could it be that this kid saw himself in the toilet when he was dreaming just now?

"Stinky boy, you're talking nonsense, look at how I treat you!"

"Dad, don't admit it, you were stupid just now. I've seen them all! It smokes so much...... I'm fainting! ”

Ying'er let go of the toilet, lay on the ground again, raised his head, and said loudly to Zhang Ye. The little face sighed.

"Daddy is stupid?"

Xiao Linglong popped her head out from behind Zhang Ye and looked up at her father, as if she was watching her father's stupidity come out of that hole.

I watched it for a long time. But I didn't find out where my father was stupid. So he looked at the younger brother of Ying'er with a puzzled face and said, "My brother is lying, and Dad is not stupid!" ”

"Hey...... Hey......" and Feng'er and Rui'er hid five or six meters away from Zhang Ye. Looking at his father's back, the thieves kept laughing.

"Daddy is stupid! What do you think, dude? ”

Rui'er whispered next to Feng'er's ear.

"Even-eyed!" Feng'er replied loudly.

Suddenly everyone heard it

made Zhang Ye simply throw his old face into the Pacific Ocean. In the end, I can only take a deep breath. Asked

"I'm stupid?"

"yes!" Eagle nodded.

"You saw it all?"

"Hmm!"

"And you almost fainted?"

"Yes!"

The two asked and answered, and they spoke quickly.

After finishing speaking, Zhang Ye looked clear. "I see, your kid's ass is tickling!" As he spoke, he walked over and scooped up the eagle.

"Alas...... Dad! You can't do that to me! You are ignoring reality, no, this is a tyrant! ”

"Daddy, be a tyrant for once! lest you kid jump into the sky! Zhang Ye hugged the eagle and walked to the sofa in the living room.

Zhang Ye walked all the way, and the blue tendons on his face jumped all the way.

This kid is simply lawless! The fart is a little bigger, and he dares to make something out of nothing and frame his father. If it's a little bigger, I'm afraid it will fly into the sky?

Thinking of this, Zhang Ye sat on the sofa with Ying'er in his arms, and then unceremoniously put Ying'er across his lap.

Of course, the eagle is not willing to be beaten for nothing! He struggled constantly on his legs, but this kid's strength was too small to be useless, and he could only be suppressed by his father.

But......

When he was about to fight, Zhang Ye's face suddenly felt weird, and he couldn't tell whether he was happy or worried. Is it sorrow or resentment!

He took a deep breath, stood up, and turned his head to look at the couch.

it! There's a big puddle of milk!

Touch your ass again!

Belch! Okay!

Just take a look.

Wet a large piece!

"Eagle, you say how you want to fight! Daddy has a shoe picker here. There's a big slap and there's a pan in the kitchen! ”

In Zhang Ye's opinion, the little guy Ying'er has committed a great sin. Actually knocked the milk down. And that's not all. He also framed himself for drilling the toilet bowl and being stupid.

This kind of thing cannot be tolerated! It's even worse than being naughty.

But Ying'er is a little confused. Shouting out "Dad, what's wrong with me?" You can't beat people! ”

"Random beatings?" Zhang Ye glared at Ying'er. Pointing to the wet hair on the couch, "Tell me what this is!" ”

"That's what you left when you peed your pants! You can't blame me! ”

"Daddy peeing his pants?" The younger brother's words completely aroused Xiao Linglong's curiosity, and she circled around Zhang Ye. Sure enough, I saw a large piece of ** behind my father's ass.

"Dad really peed his pants!"

Biting her fingers, Xiao Linglong tilted her head and said cutely.

"Look, brother, Dad really peed his pants! Such a big person actually pees his pants. It's so undisciplined! ”

"Yes! Yes! ”

The two little ones got together and bit their ears, and they laughed from time to time. People can't wait to go up and beat them.

"......" But Zhang Ye didn't have this idea at this time. He must maintain his image now, so he must make up for the leaks, otherwise after a long time, it will be like yellow mud pulling out of the crotch of his pants, and it will be either or.

"Linglong! Daddy, it's not peeing pants! ”

"Then why did you get your pants wet?" Xiao Linglong still looked confused. If it weren't for this time, if it wasn't suitable, maybe Zhang Ye would have picked up this cute little Lori and kissed it.

"Dou is! Bucket is! ”

"Daddy pees his pants and doesn't admit it?"

"Rui'er, shut up, you just wetted the bed yesterday, and you still want to laugh here!"

"Ugh!"

As soon as Zhang Ye's words came out, Rui'er immediately sweated profusely. Oops, I can't believe that my dad actually dug this thing out!

What a shame!

One sentence solved Rui'er, the little guy who was blindly coaxing, Zhang Ye explained to Xiao Linglong, "Linglong is obedient, isn't this a pee of pants, do you know?" ”。

"Then why are your pants wet?"

"It's the couch that's wet!"

"Why is the sofa wet? Is Daddy peeing his pants? Xiao Linglong's words are always so soft and glutinous, full of milky flavor. It's just that what she said made Zhang Ye want to dig a pit and bury herself.

But Xiao Linglong's logic seems to be impeccable! So that Zhang Ye couldn't explain it at all.

"Girl, we'll talk about this later!"

No matter what, Xiao Linglong was temporarily solved first. Then I'll talk to her about logic. The main problem now is to punish the eagles.

It's a pity that the baby dragons are smart to death.

The little guy Eagle actually caught this thing.

"Daddy, tell me what's going on! How the hell are your pants wet! ”

The little guy was clearly changing the subject. Otherwise, it will definitely not lead the topic to Zhang Ye's pants.

But Zhang Ye still doesn't explain. Because Xiao Linglong was staring at him with a pair of big watery eyes, not only her, but even Feng'er and Rui'er joined in.

"It's not Daddy who got wet!"

"How did that get wet?"

"It's because the sofa is wet, so Dad's pants are wet!"

"Why is the couch wet?" Speaking of this, Xiao Linglong suddenly realized, "It turned out that Dad peed his pants!" ”

Is there any mistake?

Zhang Ye was almost crazy, but he couldn't get angry with the child, so he could only take a deep breath, "Baby, I'll talk about it later!" Now Daddy is going to beat his brother's ass! ”

This sentence made the eagle cry out badly.

It seems that Dad is still obsessed with himself, and he has to spank himself!

Syllable......

Just about to speak. Suddenly I felt a pain in my buttocks.

"Uh-" Eagle's face froze, and all the words got stuck in her throat.

Xiao Linglong stood closest and was immediately frightened. In a panic, he covered his little ass and hid far away.

"Girl, what are you doing here? Daddy won't beat you! Xiao Linglong's fierce reaction made Zhang Ye cry and laugh.

"Daddy spanks ass! Baby hurts! ”

Xiao Linglong made a bitter little face, looking at her younger brother who was put in her arms and spanked by her father, and she felt quite empathetic.

In fact, not only her, but even Feng'er and Rui'er, who are currently the most naughty in the family, can't help but cover their butts. Run far away.

It's horrible. Daddy is spanking again!

Stay away. Otherwise, if you get caught, it's not fun.

“……”

The reactions of a few little guys left Zhang Ye speechless.

"Don't worry! Daddy won't beat you! ”

"Don't believe it!" Xiao Linglong has been beaten in the ass! Although it was only once, it was still fresh in my memory, so I said this to my father. She didn't believe it at all.

"Alright! Daddy doesn't fight! ”

Afraid that this kind of deterrence of killing chickens and monkeys would have some bad effects in Xiao Linglong's hearts, Zhang Ye finally had to let the eagle go!

Dad's reaction finally put the little ones at ease. So he walked back, but the little ones all looked weird. In the end, Xiao Linglong couldn't help the curiosity in her heart, pointed to Zhang Ye's pants and said, "Dad, why are your pants wet?" ”

Still asking this?

This girl, which pot is not opened!

"Little girl. Don't talk nonsense! It's milk, it's milk that my brother spilled! ”

"Dad, you're a liar!" was put back on the sofa by Zhang Ye. The eagle seems to heal the scar and forget the pain. said this thing again that almost made Zhang Ye crazy.

"How did I deceive someone? Isn't it that you can't make it? ”

"Of course I didn't get it, you got it wet! But blame me! Dad, you're shameless! The eagle lay on the couch and looked at her father with disdain.

"You stinky boy, you still talk nonsense, and then talk nonsense that I will cut you!"

"And!" The eagle lay on the sofa, tilted his head to the side, and said with contempt on his face, "Dare not do it!" Dad, you're so shameful! ”

"Shame on Dad!"

"Hmm!"

"Shameless dad!"

"Hmm!"

"Dad dare not do it!"

"Hmm!"

Rui'er and Feng'er bit their ears next to them, one said the other, and they had a tacit understanding. And he didn't care that his father was by his side and lashed out at him.

"You two...... Have the ability to speak louder! Zhang Ye looked at the two children, the corners of his mouth twitched.

"Daddy......"

Xiao Linglong was about to say something, but was suddenly interrupted by Zhang Ye, "Linglong obediently, don't stop your brother and brother's words, they are all talking nonsense." Walk! Let's sleep! ”

After glaring at the two little children, Zhang Ye picked up Xiao Linglong and walked upstairs. The girl is a good Lori, but she can't let this group of leather monkeys take it badly! So Zhang Ye decisively took Xiao Linglong and left here.

But as he walked up the stairs, he clearly felt several eyes shining behind him. I can faintly hear some 'dare to do it...... Wetting ...... pants Every' and so on.

made Zhang Ye almost vomit blood! (To be continued......)

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ps: The chapter name of the previous chapter has long been found to be wrong, but unfortunately it can't be changed! It's bloody!

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