"Ah, I said." Li Guo covered himself with a peach-heart-shaped bruise, and looked at the bird spirit with an aggrieved face: "You're trying to kill me." ”

The bird spirit was full of resentment, and stretched out his white neck in front of Li Guo angrily: "Come on, come on, pay you back." ”

"Grandma, where are you angry again, aren't you?" Li Guo thought about it, but still didn't bite his mouth: "Can you not use me as a punching bag?" ”

Bird Zijing didn't speak, just took off all his coat and pants, sat down at the dinner table, slammed the bowl, and pointed to the kitchen at Li Guo: "Rice!" ”

"I'm sheng, I'm sheng." Li Guo wilted and filled a big bowl of rice for the bird essence with a soup bowl, enough rice to feed the pigs, and put it in front of the bird essence: "Eat." ”

"Feed me!" Bird Zijing picked up a spoon and stuffed it in front of Li Guo: "I want to drink soup!" ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, thinking that you are getting more and more excessive.

So he put the spoon into the rice: "Do you like to eat or not." ”

"Oops!" The bird came to Li Guo's face, grew his mouth, and said vaguely: "Feed it with your mouth, it's always okay." Cheap for you. ”

"Go, go!" Li Guo picked up a spoonful of rice and stuffed it into Bird Zijing's mouth: "What are you stimulated?" ”

Bird's mouth pursed: "I said that I don't eat KFC and don't eat KFC, but my parents want to take Xiaoxin to eat." How can there be eccentricity like this? I'm their own daughter, and these two old guys, I'm a bird, I actually eat chicken wings with relish, and I have to ask for that Orleans sweet wine grilled chicken thigh, isn't this perverted! ”

Li Guo coughed twice: "It's Irish mulled wine roast chicken thighs." You're just throwing a tantrum over this? ”

"yes." The bird's fur is about to explode: "This is not annoying enough? ”

Sister Xue smiled and slapped Li Guo with her arm: "She's jealous." ”

"Eat your daughter's vinegar." The landlord's sister also poured a scoop of cold water on her: "Me and Li Guo's daughter." ”

"This doesn't need to be emphasized......" Li Guo said as he covered his head with a bowl and pretended to eat: "And then you came back to bite me?" That's a pervert, isn't it......"

"I don't care!" The bird spirit bit the wooden spoon and pointed at Li Guo: "I want to give birth to one too!" ”

"Don't make a fuss, okay......" Li Guo had an idea, thinking that among so many people, Bird Zijing liked those flashy jewels the most, and he decisively touched out the five poisonous beads in his pocket that shimmered with a little bit of starlight: "Give you this to play, don't make trouble." ”

When the bird spirit saw it, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he snatched the five poison beads and held them in the palm of his hand, his eyes staring at cross-eyed. After watching the old man for a long time, she suddenly recovered completely, put the five poison beads into her pocket very calmly, then picked up the chopsticks and began to eat with vegetables.

"Eat, eat." The bird spirit beckoned to the people around her: "Don't just look at me, move your chopsticks." ”

As she spoke, she accompanied the meal with vegetable soup and began to eat with a snort, like a schoolboy who was anxious to go to the game console.

"Look." Li Guo shrugged helplessly: "You have to prescribe the right medicine." ”

Sister Xue raised her eyebrows and smiled skillfully: "Brother, how do you know that this method can calm the bird?" ”

Li Guo glanced at the bird who didn't listen to the things outside the window, and only cared about eating: "Every woman who likes to bite people...... In his last life, he was an angel with folded wings. Just give her a little sweetness, and she'll be able to pick up her wings again......"

The landlord's sister and Sister Xue suddenly showed a look of understanding. And almost at the same time, the bird spirit put the bowl down: "I'm done." ”

After saying that, the bird spirit stood up, pinched the five poison beads and jumped into his room, and then there was a click of locking the door, and then there was silence.

"Actually...... Bullshit angels. Li Guo smiled bitterly: "I remember learning when I was a child, saying that most birds have a natural fanaticism for shiny things......"

The three of them finished eating slowly, and the bird spirit had enough of the five poison beads, walked out of the room, and sat down beside Li Guo: "Mine." ”

Li Guo nodded indifferently: "I was originally going to give it to you, what time is the plane you booked tomorrow?" ”

"It's eight o'clock in the morning, two hours on the road." Saying that, Bird Zijing suddenly lay on Li Guo's lap and cried: "I don't want to stay here alone for the New Year......

Li Guo grabbed her ears and picked her up: "How many times have you said it, you have to spend the New Year with your parents, why are you so ignorant?" ”

"Am I ignorant or are they ignorant?" Bird's fingers began to count: "One hundred and seventeen years." To put it into account, I was only six years old, six years old! They abandoned a six-year-old girl. ”

"How old do you get?" Li Guo touched his head: "Your mother doesn't look any different from you." Don't lie to me. ”

Torikoshi pouted: "It's quite rude for you to ask." But since you have asked sincerely, then I will tell you with great mercy. ”

"Thank you, Lord Longen......" Li Guo flicked the door of the bird spirit's head: "Hurry up." ”

"Actually, a bird like me has no lifespan at all." Torikojing shrugged helplessly: "Once born, it's the same as an ordinary bird...... Have you ever eaten hairy eggs......"

"Don't talk about such a disgusting topic." Li Guo interrupted Bird Zijing's words: "Keep going......"

"Then at the age of three, I started to take on human form, and then when I was six." Toriko's expression darkened: "When I am six years old, I will be able to have a child...... It's an adult. I've had a rub, which means I've been like this since I was six...... Then there will be a long life in the future, how long it is, the old lady doesn't know. But I know that once a man inserts me, my lifespan will instantly synchronize with that bastard. In other words, the best thing for me is to find a man of the same race. ”

After speaking, the bird shrugged: "But I don't know who is cheating on the father's setting, and now except for my father, there is no male golden-winged Dapeng...... The mother's has ...... Me and my mom. Do you think this is a cheat? ”

Li Guo immediately understood, and understood why Bird Zijing had never been by a man for so many years, and had been in love once, but he still hid away before falling in love.

This thing...... It's to be exchanged for endless lives. Moreover, the bird spirit originally held no life, but repeatedly emphasized that he was looking for eternal life. If Li Guo touched it with a literary and youthful thinking mode, he felt that the bird spirit was not really looking for eternal life, but to find someone who could be loved forever.

A woman who can't afford to love...... Li Guo smiled. I found out that Bird Essence is really a woman who can't be loved, once you are in love with such a woman, she will give you everything and everything, and even the "immortality" that many people dream of.

Bird Spirit's words made everyone in the room silent. And after she finished speaking, she suddenly received a text message, she only glanced at it, and threw the phone on the sofa: "Let me pick it up after eating...... Do you have such a mom and dad? Is. ”

Saying that, although the bird spirit was impatient, he still stood up and walked to the door: "Let's talk about it when I come back in the evening." I'll put you on the plane tomorrow. ”

Li Guo sent her to the door, and before leaving, he told her: "Don't worry, maybe you will find it soon, fate is hard to say." ”

The eyebrows of the bird spirit raised his surname: "Accept your auspicious words, aren't you looking forward to it?" ”

Li Guo was stunned: "What am I expecting?" ”

"Vanity. Naked vanity. Bird Zijing tapped Li Guo's nose with her finger: "You are on the shortlist, but you may be disqualified at any time." ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, then smiled, and asked the bird spirit who had disappeared around the corner of the corridor, "How many people are on your list?" ”

"You're the only one for now." Toriko's voice was indescribably brisk: "Feel free to replenish." ”

Li Guo smiled helplessly, and after closing the door, he walked to the dining hall and helped Sister Xue and Sister Li Kexin clean up the table, and said with a smile: "The bird is actually quite open-mouthed. ”

Sister Xue squinted her eyes and smiled: "Brother, Galle is oily!" ”

Li Guo: "......"

And after washing the dishes and putting away the table, Li Guo subconsciously looked at his watch and found that it was almost two o'clock, he was stunned for a moment, turned his head and asked Sister Kexin, who was humming a song and wiping the cupboard: "Mo Chou, why haven't you come back?" ”

"Ah......" Sister Kexin was suddenly stunned: "It seems that the time is too long." ”

Li Guo was shocked, said hello and hurriedly ran out of the door.

Along the way, it was almost a blast, and he kept saying "don't drink......

When he arrived at the restaurant, he saw a group of waiters and men in suits standing at the door, looking in anxiously.

He chuckled in his heart and walked quickly to the gate.

"What are you looking at?" Li Guo was at the outskirts of the crowd, holding down the shoulder of a waiter, he stretched out his head to look inside, but he was blocked by the crowd and couldn't see anything.

The waiter turned his head and glanced at Li Guo, with a sad look on his face: "At that o'clock at noon, more than a dozen beautiful women came...... At that time, we all said that we had good eyes. But after ordering the food and drinking, the big beauties suddenly said that they wanted to charter the venue, and the two leaders said what kind of sect they were negotiating...... They drove us all out, and whoever went in they would poke people with chopsticks. If it weren't for the manager, we would have called the police. ”

Li Guo suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, he really couldn't figure out what Mo Chou was doing, so he walked up to the man who looked like a manager and smiled politely: "Hello...... The one who took the lead was my fiancée. ”

"Niangniang...... the manager turned his head and looked at Li Guo in surprise: "How many miscellaneous mothers are there?" ”

Li Guo sighed: "What? ”

The manager coughed: "How many fiancées do you have...... If it weren't for their pretty, I would have scored 110 hello. ”

Li Guo apologized again and again, and then took out a bank card from his pocket: "I'll compensate for the loss." ”

"That's right." The manager was cheerful: "The boss said that they made enough trouble." ”

"Boss?"

Li Guo was stunned, and was about to ask the boss if he was a bird spirit. The window of a Jiangling Lufeng car next to it suddenly opened, revealing the red face of Li Guo's full-time male secretary: "It's my ......"

Li Guo stepped forward and handed Honghong a cigarette: "Why are you here?" ”

"President." Honghong lowered her voice and greeted Li Guo: "I just had dinner, and then I heard Hua Jiao call me and say that someone in the restaurant was making trouble." I'll just come over and take a look, this one is ...... How can I care, Shangfeng has already given me all the information of the people around you, this is your fiancée. ”

Li Guo shook his head and handed the card to Honghong: "The loss is mine, and the company is not my business." I'll go in and take a look. ”

"Be careful...... Honghong opened the car door, followed Li Guo to push through the crowd to the door, then picked up a small chair and threw it inside. As soon as the chair flew in, the chopsticks shot out of nowhere, and directly nailed a good chair into a mace, and when it fell to the ground, it was miserable.

"I ......" Li Guo didn't say anything for a while, and he saw that this was Mo Chou's handwriting.

This little darling...... What the hell are you playing?

Li Guo sighed, turned around and glanced at the people who were making exclamations: "I'll deal with it...... Otherwise, it will be bloodshed. It's full of martial arts masters......"

According to the theory of psychology, if Li Guo doesn't say it directly, the city will be full of wind and rain tomorrow, and the spread speed of this kind of fun has always been much higher than the spread speed of doing good deeds in the face of righteousness and courage. But Li Guo casually mentioned the martial arts master, and everyone put their own guesses into the martial arts master. The impact of the spread is directly reduced by more than 90 percent, although it may be reduced by 80 percent, but it is useful at best.

Although Li Guo is not a psychology major, after all, he is erudite and talented.

After finishing speaking, the onlookers outside really took a step back, and Li Guo also took a breath, closed his eyes, and walked in with a pair of chopsticks in his hand.

The reason why he wanted to close his eyes was because Mo Chou's means were not something that Li Guo could easily handle after all, let alone chopsticks, even if a rag was placed in Mo Chou's hand, he could take people's heads thousands of miles away. Therefore, Li Guo must close his eyes and use the most awesome perception skill that Uncle Shusoul has always asked him to practice, but has never used, the spiritual power fluctuation perception, to feel the spiritual power attached to the chopsticks.

The first appearance of the most awesome skill was actually to deal with his child daughter-in-law. Li Guo was really full of emotion in his heart.

However, to Li Guo's disappointment, after he walked in, none of the chopsticks shot out, but several women came out of the private room and rushed into the bathroom, followed by violent vomiting sounds.

Li Guo breathed a sigh of relief, took the route that followed the women out, and touched into the box.

But as soon as he entered, he was immediately stunned by the scene inside.

The sword fairy sister is standing on the stool with one foot and one foot on the dining table. With one hand on his waist and a chopstick in the other, he pointed at the people below and spoke loudly.

"Renxia's morality, have you people forgotten everything?" Mo Chou's face was crimson, his eyes were cloudy, and he looked like he had drunk wine, but he didn't seem to have drunk much: "Since you have a sword, it should be a hoe to help the weak, rob the rich and help the poor." ”

As soon as she finished speaking, the people of the radish gate of the fairy gate around her suddenly raised their glasses and shouted: "Rob the rich and help the poor!" ”

The scene suddenly became impassioned, and these heroines drank the liquor in their hands one after another after shouting, and then stared at the red drunken eyes one by one, stretched their necks and stared at Mo Chou to continue to speak.

"In the Anshi Rebellion back then, Mo Chou personally killed nearly 100 rebels who bullied the weak people!" Mo Chou picked up a chicken leg from the table and took a bite of it arrogantly: "Blood is splashed all over Mo Chou's body, and Mo Chou is not afraid." ”

Li Guo sighed, he really responded to the words of the eldest sister out of the sheath, Mo Chou, this soft girl must not touch a little wine. Dip in some wine, then this drunken mania will be gone.

As soon as Mo Chou finished speaking, he pulled a snow-white and pink arm out of the neckline of his clothes, and tied up that sleeve like Lu Zhishen, ready to continue to tell her passionate story.

Li Guo really couldn't stand it anymore at this time. He knocked on the door: "Ancestor, have you made enough trouble!" ”

When Mo Chou heard Li Guo's voice, he trembled: "...... Xianggong ......"

Then one was unsteady on his feet and fell straight backwards. Fortunately, Li Guo's eyes were quick, he stepped forward, directly hugged Mo Chou in his arms, and then kissed Mo Chou's mouth in front of everyone present: "Okay, crazy enough." Go home and take a shower and sleep! ”

"Phase...... Appearance...... Xiang Gong ......" Mo Chou struggled to get up from Li Guo's arms and tidied up his clothes. Then he stood like a strong pine, pointed at Li Guo and said to the women around him: "This is Mo Chou's father-in-law." The great hero who stood up to the sky, he was alone in the rivers and lakes, crisscrossing the three factions of Shushan, Kunlun and Penglai, and was invincible. ”

When Li Guo heard this, he immediately knew that Mo Chou's wine strength had not passed, and he just wanted to step forward and carry Mo Chou home, but Mo Chou jumped back agilely: "Everyone applaud!" ”

In an instant, Li Guo was drowned in the warm applause of the ignorant crowd, and then, Mo Chou made a new move, she picked up a bottle of Hengshui Lao Baigan that had not yet been opened, rolled her tongue and said, "Big ...... Everyone is optimistic, Mo Chou wants to show you the master's unique mastery, the Dionysian curse! ”

Li Guo shook his head and stepped back. Since Mo Chou wants to go crazy, then let her go crazy and let her make trouble, anyway, Li Guo knows that with himself by his side, Mo Chou will not play too out of line.

But this time...... Li Guo was wrong.

The moment the bottle of liquor was smashed by Mo Chou, Li Guo suddenly felt a perverted aura that was so powerful that he couldn't resist, and this aura quickly turned into a cloud of wind in the room.

Then...... Li Guo found a phantom figure holding a wine jar with a fierce face standing behind Mo Chou.

Li Guo was stupid at the time...... He had played Legend of Sword and Fairy and knew what this phantom represented...... Play big...... This was the only thought in Li Guo's head at the moment when the phantom smashed the wine jar down.

I'm going home for the New Year, okay! Then enter the volume of pretensions.

Children without toys are the loneliest, what is the man who doesn't pretend to be forced!

(To be continued)