"Ah, my wallet!"

"Oh my phone! I just bought a Nokia! ”

"NND, where's my new Nike shoes?!"

A group of male ducks in dormitory 207, Building 14, Hop Association University, made such a loud cry, the voice was sad and complaining, and those who didn't hear it clearly thought that these animals had been wheeled by Sister Fleur's flower.

A few people stared at the locked lock on the door and cried without tears, but in fact, it was the same for everyone - something was stolen, and it was the first day of school! What's even more unforgivable is that this is a freshman dormitory.

What could be more frustrating than losing something on the first day of college? I'm afraid that his depression can catch up with the Chinese men's football team!

Several people checked their things in a panic, but only Chen Xu stood in front of the bed in a daze, staring at the pillow with his eyes, as if a flower had bloomed on it......

"The third," the second Qin Xiao'an said with a sour taste, "You haven't lost a single thing?" ”

Chen Xu slowly turned his head, with a look on his face that wanted to cry: "Didn't lose it?" Damn, you just lost a pair of fake Nike that you bought for 80 yuan at a roadside stall...... I lost my new laptop for 8,000 yuan! ”

The noise in 207 quickly attracted a group of onlookers, and when they learned that Chen Xu had lost his laptop worth 8,000 yuan on the first day of school, there were sympathizers, schadenfreude, and indignant school administrators. It's just that all the students on this floor are freshmen, who have no experience when they just enter the school, and finally they still alarmed the seniors upstairs, so they persuaded everyone to go back, and then called the police.

"Here, smoke a cigarette." Sitting in front of Chen Xu was a big man like a black iron tower, a junior in the same college, named Wang Dong. It was his dealings with the police uncle who came here to investigate the situation. After he skillfully lit a "Yellow Mountain" for himself, he waved at Chen Xu with a cigarette in his hand.

"His grandmother's you are really decrepit, you lost things when you first came in your freshman year, and you lost so valuable things." Chen Xu, whose hands were still a little trembling, lit the cigarette, Wang Dong spit out the smoke ring, and said with a smile: "Forget it, this kind of thing happens many times a year, especially at the beginning of school." There are a lot of people, so remember to put your valuables in the box and lock them next time. There is also a lock issued by the school, don't use it, go to the school gate to buy one, only ten yuan, much stronger than the school issued. ”

Chen Xu doesn't know what his mood is now, maybe it's mostly regret, he and the boss have laptops in the dormitory, but the boss locks the computer in the cabinet every day when he runs out, but he throws it on the bed every time because he is troublesome. It's good now.,The boss didn't lose his loss.,This has to be lost together.,There's a hard brother to lose, right?

Eight thousand yuan, this is not a small amount, although his family is quite rich, but it is impossible to casually throw eight thousand yuan to make him harm, if you tell the family that the first day of school will lose the most valuable things, I am afraid that my mother will nag to death.

"Senior, who will do it?" Lao Sidong cleaned his teeth on the side, and his wallet was lost, but the thief was more moral, and only took the money in the bag, and the bank card and ID card were taken out for him and thrown on the table. Although it is not known how much money he lost, it seems that he is missing millions by looking at his gritted teeth......

Wang Dong smiled: "There are so many opportunities, why do you still want to catch the thief?" It is possible that the students in this building, the scammers who pretend to be their parents to enter the dormitory, and the vendors who come to the dormitory to sell things. Forget it, forget it, this kind of thing happens every year, but I haven't seen anyone caught, so I have to admit it. ”

Seeing that several people still had an angry look on their faces, Wang Dong smiled, these are all freshmen and children, and they have never experienced anything. In their case, who hasn't lost anything? The highest record for a certain person in their department is to lose two mobile phones in three days, an MP3, plus a wallet and a school meal card...... I've been used to it for a long time.

"Alright, I'll go back first. Don't worry too much about it, eat a trench and grow wise, and pay attention in the future. Wang Dong walked to the door, turned his head and said: "You will come up in a while, I will give you some reference books that we used before, that thing is useful when preparing for the exam, and it will be useless after the exam, and you will also throw it to the next junior in the future." ”

"Thank you, senior!" The four people in the room all thanked in unison, Wang Dong waved his hand and said no thanks, turned around and walked out, leaving only a mighty back like a black iron tower.

"Forget it, third child, don't be depressed." The boss Wu Yuan persuaded that although he also lost his mobile phone, compared to it, it was still Chen Xu who lost the most expensive thing, so when he thought that someone was worse than himself, this obscene guy was not so depressed.

The second Qin Xiao'an also said: "Let's go, let's eat, NND is a manly man, it's just a matter of throwing something." Don't let me touch this thief, or I'll kill him!" ”

Chen Xu rolled his eyes: "Damn, you lost the least things, of course it's easy to talk." Forget it, you go eat, I'll think about what to do, do you want to explain it to my family, let me be alone and quiet. ”

When a few people heard him say this, they didn't speak, only the boss Wu Yuan patted him on the shoulder and said I'll bring you something to eat later, and then a few people walked out of the door.

"TNND is so decaying!" After a few people left, Chen Xu punched the door, making a muffled "bang", but it also vented his frustration a little.

Get yourself another computer at home?

There is no need to think about this possibility. Originally, my father was worried that the purpose of bringing the computer to school was just to play and not to study - in fact, his purpose was like this, and now that the book is lost, it would be good not to be scolded by my father, how could I ask for it again?

"Forget it, I can only admit that I am unlucky!" Chen Xu rolled his eyes and lay on the bed, scolded a few words for the thief who gave birth to a son without an asshole, and scolded a few words for the poor management of the school, anyone can be put into the school!

I pulled a magazine over casually, this magazine was bought at the train station when Chen Xu came here by train, and it was full of messy things. What's Ultraman vs. Hulu Baby, the alien is actually Bush Jr.'s godfather or something......

Chen Xu's mind is very messy now, after all, he is a baby who has just entered his freshman year, and he lost so valuable things all of a sudden, and now his hands are a little shaky. He took the magazine not because his nerves were big enough, but because he wanted to do something to distract him from the moment.

After turning a few pages, Chen Xu still couldn't calm down. Just as he was about to toss the magazine aside, a line suddenly appeared in the corner of his eye: "Time Tunnel and Parallel Space......"

This subject is really not new to people nowadays, but Chen Xu noticed that this article is not because of this very cliché main title, but because of its subtitle: "Cambridge Graduation Thesis".

Bullshit Cambridge, people who don't know will think of the world-famous university in London when they see this name. But Chen Xu knew that many of the private schools in these years had names such as Oxford and Cambridge on their signboards, as if there was a "Cambridge English Crash Course" next to the University......

I took a casual look and found that what this person was talking about was actually quite interesting. At the beginning, he said a "grandmother paradox", that is, a person who traveled back in time through a time tunnel and killed his grandmother who was still very young, is this kind of thing possible?

The so-called paradox is the equivalent of the chicken-and-egg cycle, which is so profound that it cannot be explained. Chen Xu, the name of the grandmother's paradox, has also heard of it, and if you really pull it up, it will be a boundless cycle, but Chen Xu feels that the guy who proposed this paradox is really an idle child - you have nothing to do and go back to kill your grandmother to play?

"Scientists are crazy and neurotic children!" Chen Xu flipped through it and threw the magazine aside. But at this moment, an idea suddenly flashed through his mind, and he sat up with a "swish".

This is a ridiculous idea!

A whimsical idea!

If it were normal times, even if I thought of this thought, it would be absolutely impossible to act, because it is too absurd, absurd and boundless, even more absurd than Bush Jr. and Uncle Kick are brothers! But now Chen Xu was a little dizzy with anger, and with the idea of rushing to the doctor in a hurry, he really did it......

Chen Xu found a relatively strong piece of paper, then took a black pen and wrote this line on the paper:

"My descendants, I am your ancestor Chen Xu, and now the time is 12:07 Yanjing time on September 1, 2006, and today your ancestors and I have encountered the worst thing in my life - on the first day of my university, my laptop worth 8,000 yuan was stolen. If you are my junior, then do something for my ancestors.

If the legendary time machine has appeared in your time, then please send a laptop to the time period I am in now, the address is dormitory 207, building 14, XX City, XX City, XX Province. ”

After writing this, Chen Xu carefully put the note into his wallet and kept it preciously.

"Hey, I'm also a little demonic, otherwise how could I have thought of such a ridiculous practice?" Chen Xu laughed at himself, stood up, and planned to go out to pee. But when he just stood up, there was a sudden "bang" on his head, and he didn't know what hard object hit him, and he was dizzy for a while.

"Damn, who the fuck has no public morality!" Chen Xu scolded: "I actually threw it downstairs...... Throw ......"

He couldn't scold anymore because he found himself in the house now! There was nothing above his head but the ceiling!

Look up at the ceiling, it's intact, and the ceiling hasn't fallen? What's that hitting the head?

Chen Xu turned his head and saw a silver laptop lying quietly on the ground next to him......

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