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When the wine enters the belly, it turns into an endless heat wave tumbling in the belly, walking in the limbs and bones, warm but internal organs, like a furnace in a cold winter night, infinitely warm.

Half a sound, the old Taoist opened his eyes, exhaled a long breath of white air, and praised: "Good wine, this wine is only because there is ...... sky, and it is rare to smell it in the world", Le Lang listened to it and said in his heart, this old man, and began to shake his head again. I thought that this would let him continue, maybe until the middle of the night.

So, he hurriedly interrupted the old way and asked, "How is it, it's delicious!" Seeing Le Lang suddenly interrupt his words, Lao Dao has been with him for so many years, how can he not know the crooked thoughts in his head, and suddenly "hum" angrily, pretending to be disdainful and saying: "Is it a monkey bar?" Le Lang was stunned when he heard this, picked up the wine bottle and looked at it, he didn't write! How did this old man know?

When Lao Dao saw him like this, he said even more disdainfully: "Cowardly, it's just monkey wine, it's not that I haven't drunk it, it's really a hillbilly, I haven't seen the world." ”

It's rare to say two sentences, and the old way is of course a big loss.

"You've drunk it again?" , Le Lang exclaimed in surprise.

"Haha, of course!" Lao Dao laughed proudly a few times, and then talked about his adventures back then.

When the old man went into the mountains to collect medicine, he accidentally passed by a valley, and suddenly smelled a smell of wine at the mouth of the valley, he followed the fragrance of wine and walked inside, and now the fragrance of wine wafted out of the valley, but the monkeys inside were guarding the valley in groups. "You can't get in. Lao Dao is a person who likes to drink, and when he smells the intoxicating aroma of wine, he wants to find out.

So, he thought of a way, got a straw hat to put on his head, and also got some weeds to cover his body, camouflaged it a little, and then took out the rope for collecting medicine, "down from the higher mountain on the other side of the valley to the valley."

When he came inside, but there were no monkeys, he followed the smell of wine to a cave, and in the cave there was a pool of water, "The smell of wine wafted out of the pool, and he tried it," which was water, and it was clearly a pool of wine.

Suddenly, Lao Dao remembered an ancient book he had read, and the book was on the cloud: "There are many apes in Huangshan, and the mixed H1A fruits are picked in the stone depression in spring and summer, brewed into wine, the aroma is overflowing, and the smell is hundreds of steps." Those who go deep into the wild wood may have to steal it, not more, and more is to reduce the traces of wine. ”

Could it be that this is the legendary monkey wine, Lao Dao thought to himself, and he couldn't help but move the wine worms, and the smell of wine wafted from the tip of his nose, which was even more itchy. Suddenly, I didn't know whether I was alive or dead, and I drank a full stomach, and I poured out the water in the gourd filled with water next to me, and filled it with a full gourd of wine. Then he burped deeply and walked out of the hole.

Speaking of this, Lao Dao stopped, and everyone couldn't help but glow when they heard that Lao Dao encountered such an interesting thing, and they wished it was themselves at that time. However, there are some things to blame later, and Lao Dao doesn't dare to tell them.

At that time, Lao Dao came to the outside of the cave, grabbed the rope at the entrance of the cave and climbed up, climbed halfway, was blown by the breeze in the valley, the monkey drank vigorously, couldn't help but be a little drunk, and burped again. It's a bad dish! The sound of wine belching echoed through the valley, waking up the monkeys in the valley and crawling over.

The monkeys climbed inside, and when they saw the old way crawling on top of the hole, their eyes couldn't help but turn red, and they climbed over one after another. Lao Dao saw that this was okay, and hurriedly climbed up the mountain three times and divided by one, and ran out desperately, even using the strength to eat. He never thought that he would be so embarrassed one day, and he never thought that one day he would run more devout than worship the Daozun Ancestor Master.

But how can a man run as fast as a monkey with two legs and four legs. After a while, the monkey caught up with Lao Dao, who saw that it was not good, and hurriedly threw the medicine basket and hoe behind him back, trying to reduce the burden as much as possible, and finally only a gourd monkey wine was left in his hand. Nevertheless, the monkey pursued him closely, and from time to time he jumped down from the tree, and swooped up on the ground, and scratched at his clothes, and grabbed him, and at once made him bloodied.

It wasn't until he ran out of the valley for three or four miles that he saw that the monkey was no longer chasing him, and the old way finally relented. Gas. At this time, he suddenly felt very cool in the back. When I turned my head, I saw that the robe behind me had already been ripped off by the monkey, and the underwear was scattered, even the underwear was half torn off, and there were a few monkey claw marks on the buttocks. couldn't help but scold a few words, and I don't know which monkey cub is so hateful, so unreasonable, even scratching the buttocks.

Seeing the gourd in his hand again, he suddenly smiled, feeling that this fight was not in vain, picked up the gourd and drank a sip of wine, shook his head and sang the Taoist love, "paddy field clothes, old Taoists, back gourds, nose scarves, brown shoes and cloth are called each other." Repair the piano and sell medicine, catch ghosts and take demons, and return to the mountain trail with white clouds and red leaves. I heard that the cliff was knotted, but it taught people where to find each other. He walked slowly out of the mountain.

Later, although he knew that there was monkey wine over there, Lao Dao also knew that the monkey cub was fierce and did not dare to go again, but he didn't expect to see Le Lang get a bottle of monkey wine out of nowhere today.

In the hall, Lao Dao saw everyone's envious eyes, and couldn't help but feel a little fluttery, picked up the wine glass in his hand and said to Le Lang: "Come, pour it, pour it." Le Lang looked at it, there was still half a glass of wine, this old man, but he didn't bother with him, poured him wine. This old man, sometimes you have to follow him a little, or he will blow his beard at you and stare at you.

Lao Dao took another sip of wine, and then touched the three cow beards on his chin and said: "This monkey wine is also beneficial, because this is made by the monkeys picking H1A grass fruits in the mountains, which can be said to be brewed by the aura of heaven and earth. ”

When a few people next to him heard this, their eyes suddenly lit up, and they all ran to get cups for Le Lang to pour wine, and even Tao Cheng and Wu Qida, who had already poured Bashan oolong wine, also took cups for him to pour.

Le Lang couldn't see it, so he poured a glass for them all, and after pouring it, he hurriedly poured himself a glass, just kidding, he hadn't drunk it himself, and if he didn't drink some more, it would be gone. After pouring himself wine, he handed the few remaining bottles to Lao Dao, taking it as a personal favor.

Lao Dao saw Le Lang handing over the wine bottle, and immediately smiled on his face, and said in his heart that this kid is really good, and he is kind. When he took it in his hand, he found that there was not much wine in the bottle, and he was so angry that he almost threw the bottle at Lelang. Le Lang saw it and hurriedly said, this wine is gone, there are only so many left, all of them are filial to you.

Lao Dao rolled his eyes when he heard this, if this kid could listen to his words, the sows could go up the tree, but he couldn't do anything if he didn't take it out, so he had to drink it. Having monkey wine to drink today is also a bonus.

A few people drank wine on the pig scalp cut by the old way, until they were a little drunk, and after the poison was dispersed, Le Lang helped Shaoqing clean up the mess, and kindly boiled a pot of medicinal tea for Wu Qida and took it to the room, and told him that if he couldn't sleep at night, he would drink some, or else he would take a cold shower and go to sleep. As for what Wu Qida will do at night, this is not his concern, he is more concerned about how to communicate with his wife later.

When he woke up the next day, Le Lang saw Wu Qida sitting in the hall with a pair of panda eyes, and he almost didn't laugh.

Wu Qida saw that he looked like he wanted to laugh but was embarrassed to laugh, and couldn't help but say to him: "If you want to laugh, laugh out, don't hold back your internal injuries." ”

When Le Lang heard this, he couldn't hold back any longer, laughed out loud, laughed for a while, and then asked strangely: "Why, you didn't drink the medicinal tea I burned for you yesterday?" "Drunk. Wu Qida said lightly.

"Did you take a cold shower?" Le Lang felt strange, it didn't make sense, medicinal tea should be effective.

"Rushed, more than once." As he spoke, he glanced at Le Lang, his eyes were strange.

Last night, after sleeping for a while, he felt that something was wrong, his whole body was hot, and the bottom was as hard as steel, very uncomfortable, so he hurriedly poured the pot of medicinal tea according to Le Lang's instructions, and withdrew a few bubbles of urine, which was a little better.

Unexpectedly, the good times did not last long, and after a while, there was a sound outside the window that I didn't know whether it was pain or happiness, and the sound echoed in the quiet night, which was particularly harsh. Wu Qida walked over, but he didn't know what was going on. In an instant, a large number of messy pictures rushed out of his mind, and a wave of lust rushed up in the dantian, and his body became hot again. He immediately remembered the second method taught by Le Lang, taking a cold shower, and hurriedly rushed into the bathroom to take a cold shower.

After a while, it was a little better. He was just about to sleep, but the moaning sound came frequently, and he hurriedly closed the doors and windows tightly, but he didn't expect the sound to come in, and it didn't stop until two or three o'clock. One night, he took a dozen cold showers in succession, and only fell asleep at four or five o'clock, and when he got up, he became like this.

Speaking of which, yesterday's wine was really good, I took a cold shower more than a dozen times last night, and I didn't catch a cold when I got up this morning, but my stamina was too strong. But this kid is too good at tossing, and he doesn't sleep until two or three o'clock, and he can go to be a stallion.

Of course, Le Lang didn't know the messy thoughts in Wu Qida's mind, but he felt strange that the method he taught was ineffective, and it seemed that he had to study other ways to deal with it.

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