On the fifth day of the painless examination, the opportunity finally came.

This day is already September 30th, Tang Yan runs every day, and he is already a little annoyed, no matter how hard he attends, he always has to run along. is wondering how this pair of dogs and men suddenly have patience, and even Tang Yan wonders if the news is leaked, but thinking about it, it is impossible, this plan is only known to Hang Xiaoqi except him, and even Xiahou Kang doesn't know why Tang Yan has to let him betray his hue to seduce those three rough old men.

At noon, Tang Yan, Zhang Wei and Xia Houkang were chatting and farting in the dormitory, and they heard someone in the dormitory next door who seemed to be asking if Xia Houkang was there, Xia Houkang hurriedly yelled, and then walked out to see that Han Qiaoyi was standing in the corridor with the three people in the dormitory.

"Why are you here?"

"Isn't this what you educate us, buddy, don't stop other people's affection, that's worse than getting a girl drunk and taking her to bed. Originally, a few of us were a little sleepy, and in the morning there were four classes in a row, and the teacher in front of Nima was actually dragging the class like a high school teacher, and if it weren't for the teacher in the back, I wouldn't want to leave, and I was tired. As a result, the girl came, the two of them and you and me on the bed, although they pulled the mosquito net, they couldn't see it really, but they couldn't stand the sound and it really made people listen to the fire. Isn't this just coming to talk to you? ”

Xia Houkang nodded and patted the man's shoulder: "To be a man is like this, you have to have eyesight." ”

Tang Yan saw it in his eyes and listened to it in his ears, but he was a little anxious in his heart, praying that Han Qiaoyi would either be brave and brave King Kong, or he would not be able to do it, but he must know how to mix before and after play, otherwise these buddies would come over and he would call someone over again, and Han Qiaoyi would be done standing at the door on both sides and smoking after the fact, so he would not be able to catch it.

But this thing must be done quietly, it is better for him not to appear, not for fear of being seen by others, but the more this kind of thing has no tail, the better, Tang Yan is also purely a thief.

When the three of them entered the house and sat down, Xiahou Kang introduced them to each other, Tang Yan said that he wanted to make a call, and left the dormitory.

Tang Yan didn't go far, just in the corridor.

The call was made to a sophomore named Yuan Chaonian (warmly welcome the story of the starry sky brother friendship starred), when the discipline inspection department had dinner, Tang Yan also took a good look at a few of them, Yuan Chaonian was the closest to Tang Yan.

After the past few days, Yuan Chaonian has become the person Tang Yan believes most in the Discipline Inspection Department, and it is the best thing to hand over this matter to Yuan Chaonian today.

"Chao Nian, what, today you take a team, find a few random people, and check the East One House to the East Third House."

This is the arrangement that Tang Yan has thought of a long time ago, Han Qiaoyi lives in the East Third House, these three houses are lined up, the East Third House is the closest to the gate, as long as Tang Yan asks them to inspect these three dormitories, Yuan Chaonian will definitely check the East Third House first, and Tang Yan does not need to explain much at all.

Moreover, Han Qiaoyi is a freshman this year, and their department lives on the first floor, and it is the closest to the door of the dormitory building. As soon as you enter from the dormitory door, the first room on the left is Han Qiaoyi's dormitory, Tang Yan has been deliberately cultivating the habit of these officers of the Discipline Inspection Department in the past few days, every time he enters the dormitory door, Tang Yan will take those cadres to check the dormitory on the left in advance. Don't underestimate this habit, it's a psychological cue that any species, after a few innocuous repetitions, will usually follow this repetition for the next activity.

"Okay, you're not here today, are you?"

"Well, I have something to do today, and I can't get over it. You can find three or five people at random, let's work a little hard these days, go through the dormitory, and leave a good impression on the school leaders. ”

"Okay, don't worry, just a few people came to me after lunch, I know that you will definitely have another action at noon, and people don't need to scream, just a few of us can run." Yuan Chaonian agreed very happily, and this matter was also a coincidence, it seems that Tang Yan's pretense in the past few days has not been in vain.

"Okay, you guys should make a quick decision, and don't interfere with the afternoon class. Call me if something happens. ”

"Well, you can rest assured!"

After Tang Yan hung up the phone, he stood in the corridor and smirked, thought about it, and called Hang Xiaoqi: "Xiaoqi, let me tell you, your wish is basically about to come true." ”

When Hang Xiaoqi heard this, she immediately blushed, and her surname decided that Hang Xiaoqi would never expect Ai Ai like other girls, so she said: "It's noon, I'm in the dormitory, what nonsense." You'll tell you when I get into the hallway......"

On the phone, there was obviously the sound of the door opening, then the sound of the door being closed, and Hang Xiaoqi's voice appeared on the phone again.

"Tang Yan, I was just joking with you that day, I think it was a little early for us to get there. It's not that I can't trust you, it's just that I really don't think it's right now. I mean, when we're all sure we're okay with each other, I want to be able to ...... with you every day."

Tang Yan was confused: "What the hell are you talking about!" Hang Xiaoqi, can you chat? Were you just backing your mouth? Do you plan to talk about stand-up comedy at the welcome party after the National Day? ”

Hang Xiaoqi was also stunned, frowned, and said, "Didn't you tell me that my wish is basically about to be fulfilled?" What I said the other day......"

"yes, that's what you said the other day!"

"Tang Yan, you won't be angry, will you? It's not that I don't like you, I know you're a very simple person, but that day, it was really just ......"

Tang Yan hurriedly interrupted Hang Xiaoqi's words: "Are you saying that you don't plan to kick that pair of dogs out of school?" ”

"Huh?" Hang Xiaoqi was petrified, and soon his face was red and his ears were red, and his entire ear began to get hot, and Tang Yan talked about it for a long time, but Hang Xiaoqi ......

Hang Xiaoqi, who has always acted very boldly, finally had the feeling for the first time that there was a crack on the ground that could let her get in, her ears were on the phone, she could even hear her own heartbeat, poof, puff, beating extremely hard, Tang Yan was still talking on the phone, but Hang Xiaoqi couldn't listen to it at all.

After a long time, Hang Xiaoqi was finally woken up by Tang Yan's shouting on the phone, she said "ah" again, and hurriedly said: "Of course, let that pair of dogs and men get out of school, why did you get it done today!" These words, pretending to complain, are obviously covering up their own weakness.

Tang Yan relieved himself at this time, he didn't understand what Hang Xiaoqi said just now, and thought she had changed her mind.

"Let me tell you, just now the couple from Han Qiaoyi's dormitory came, saying that the pair of dogs and men couldn't hold back when they were still in the dormitory, and they came over in the mosquito net. Then I immediately arranged for several officers from the Discipline Inspection Department to go to the ward rounds, and it is estimated that there is already a problem at this time, and I will receive a call from them at any time. ”

Hang Xiaoqi saw that Tang Yan didn't seem to understand what she said just now, and finally let go of her heart, smiled slightly, and said in her heart that this stupid person is really clumsy in this regard. But fortunately, Tang Yan's clumsiness, otherwise Hang Xiaoqi would have been embarrassed in front of Tang Yan.

"You're in the dorm, aren't you? I'll come over here! With that, he hung up the phone, walked easily, put his hands in his pockets, and jumped towards Tang Yan's dormitory.

"Hee-hee, this idiot, it's good that you didn't figure it out, otherwise you'll be embarrassed!" Hang Xiaoqi was talking to herself.

When she walked to the door of Tang Yan's dormitory, Tang Yan just pushed the door out to answer the phone, and then said into the phone with a serious expression: "This kind of thing must be reported to the school, it must be, this kind of thing is beyond the scope of what we can handle." In this case, you can come out first, don't check the other dormitories, go directly to the teacher in charge of our student union, and I will call him first to determine where he is. Well, report first and wait for the teacher to decide. You keep this matter in your hands on me, and no one is allowed to reveal it until the school has made a decision on how to deal with it. If I hear about it again from other people's mouths, I will ask you. Okay, that's it, I'll call the teacher in charge first. ”

After hanging up the phone, Tang Yan immediately changed his expression, his face was full of joy, and his right fist swung fiercely in the air!

Lowering his voice, Tang Yan attached himself to Hang Xiaoqi's ear and said, "Haha, it's done, that pair of dogs and men are so shameless that they didn't even close the door when they did that kind of thing." Yuan Chaonian knocked on the door and pushed it, and the door opened, and then he saw the pair of dogs and men rolling together on the bed, without even a piece of cloth on their bodies, and they were completely seen. Fortunately, Han Qiaoyi was lying on that girl at the time, what is it called, anyway, it was lying on her, so he was not seen by Yuan Chaonian's gang of guys where they shouldn't be looking, otherwise these guys should go back to wash their eyes, otherwise they must have a needle's eye! ”

Looking at Tang Yan's fuss, but the last sentence was extremely serious, Hang Xiaoqi couldn't help laughing, especially remembering that Tang Yan was also stupid and stupid on the phone just now, the more he laughed straight.

"What kind of needle eyes, stupid, then we will be together in the future, and you won't look at me?" Perhaps to make up for the "rejection" of Tang Yan on the phone, Hang Xiaoqi whispered in Tang Yan's ear with a red face.

Tang Yan was stupid in an instant, he still understood this, men and women don't have to be naked when they are together.

Seeing Tang Yan's stunned appearance, Hang Xiaoqi couldn't help but think of sitting by the East Lake with Tang Yan that day, she probed the cold lake with her bare legs, and then leaned on Tang Yan's shoulder and said to him: "My biggest wish now is to sleep on your chest." It was this sentence that made Hang Xiaoqi misunderstand Tang Yan's wishes.

(Sorry, this chapter is a bit late)

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