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Looking at the dishes on the table, Tang Yan realized that this is indeed a Sichuan restaurant, and the cold dishes are all husband and wife lungs, garlic and white meat, if this is not a Sichuan restaurant, then it will be angry and resentful.
"The taste is so light, not spicy at all, I thought it was a Cantonese restaurant!"
The waiter looked carefully at the dishes on the table that were dripping with red oil and piled up with dried chili peppers and peppercorns, and could only sigh in his heart: If the taste is still light, I will eat all the dishes.
Of course, she can't say this, she also knows that Tang Yan is just a dead duck with a hard mouth, just to find a step for herself. nodded reservedly, even if he gave Tang Yan an answer.
"Do you need to add any dishes to the soup?"
The waiter didn't expose Tang Yan, but Ji Fanxi would never show mercy: "Don't pay attention to him, he just has nothing to say." Tang Yan, are you a little frugal, okay? It's not easy to be a waiter, so don't think about it. ”
"Crooked your sister, crooked her Lao Tzu might as well correct you on the spot in the afternoon, she has stopped developing since she was twelve years old, okay?" After that, Tang Yan tilted his head and glanced at the waiter's really lackluster chest.
The waiter left in tears, and said in his heart that you two were fighting and dragging me in? Who did I recruit and who did I mess with? The old lady is small, but ...... Nima, it doesn't seem like there's anything to do!
"Shameless, even a waiter has to be teased, you see, you make people angry, right?"
"It's your business, do you still drink it? Don't think that if you drink a little stuffy donkey during the growth period, you really won't pour a thousand cups...... Eh, by the way, you said that you drank a stuffy donkey during your development, and when you go back to give birth to a baby and come out of milk, the child won't get drunk after a sip, right? ”
"Tang Yan, will you die if you don't raise the bar with me?" Ji Fanxi was furious, picked up the remaining half bottle of wine on the table, poured a glass for Tang Yan and himself, and just finished dividing the wine in the bottle.
Tang Yan slowly raised his head, glanced at Ji Fanxi's chest with extremely cheap eyes, nodded and said, "It's really going to be lifted more, it seems to be a little sagging......"
…… Ji Fanxi really wanted to throw the wine bottle in his hand on Tang Yan's head, then pierce the broken bottle into his throat, and finally stuff all the glass slag on the ground into his mouth...... "Do you dare to drink with the old lady?" Ji Fanxi's little face was flushed, and he didn't know if he was angry or drunk.
"Just drink it, the only thing that the master is worried about is that you will lose your surname after drinking, and when the time comes, you will take the opportunity to seize Lao Tzu's chastity."
"Zhen your sister!" Ji Fanxi squirted a mouthful of old blood into the wine glass, and then drank the glass of wine with the blood water.
"It's really shameless, to use the next three indiscriminate tricks to dilute alcohol with blood......" Tang Yan calmly picked up the wine glass and drank it all, still without changing his face.
"Would you like a bite to eat?" Given's eyes were red, it was the smell of blood.
"I think you're going to eat vegetables, right? Lao Tzu made it clear to you, the master does not sell his body. ”
"Say it again, the old lady will annihilate you now!"
The festival, the lower limit, the three views are all destroyed! Is this still a conversation between a teacher and a student?
The waiter who called in at the age of twelve, who had stopped developing, asked her to take another bottle of wine, and the two of them didn't eat a mouthful of food, but just went crazy and fought together, and the bottle of wine was already down again...... In fact, both of them still have a margin, but they have basically reached the limit, and if they drink it again, it is estimated that they can tear it up on the spot based on their current-for-tat appearance.
To put it mildly, the waiter finally persuaded these two people away, but to the dumbness of all the waiters, the two people who were arguing a moment ago actually hooked their shoulders when they walked out of the private room, and they were in a loving state, as if they were all acting in the private room just now.
may have felt the waiter's gaze, the two turned back together, Tang Yan said: "What do you see, I haven't seen the two of us walking in vain, the structure of the herringbone is to support each other, do you understand?" ”
"That is, four legs are much more stable than two legs......" This is Ji Fanxi, and his red hair is even more flying in the wind.
The waitress cried completely, if it weren't for the public, she would have had the heart to kneel and lick this pair of strange men and women!
Back at the hotel, Ji Fanxi had no intention of going back to the room at all, and went directly to Tang Yan's room, purely because of his habitual surname, as if everything was logical, he entered Tang Yan's room.
"Damn! Why are you coming back with me? Are you really plotting against me! After Tang Yan found out that Ji Fanxi also followed into the room, he covered his chest in shock, and Ji Fanxi was furious.
"You want the old lady to plot against you, right?" Ji Fanxi kicked over, "No, it's actually that you have been coveting the old lady's posture for a long time, right?" ”
Tang Yan unceremoniously grabbed Ji Fanxi's long legs, and moved upwards without any scruples, Ji Fanxi suddenly came to a standing split, not to mention, the ligaments were soft enough, and there was no pain. It's just that, in this way, the two are almost face to face and tightly together.
"You let go of me!" Rao is and Tang Yan have already had n times of non-intimate contact, and Ji Fanxi can't stand the two of them facing each other like this again, and this time the posture is far more ambiguous than the previous times, not only is his chest squeezed out of shape by Tang Yan, but even the three inches below the umbilicus have a feeling of being oppressed.
Seeing that Ji Fanxi's face was red and angry, Tang Yan felt that he was having endless fun, and raised Ji Fanxi's leg up again: "Can't you see that it's quite soft...... The result is, of course, that he has to take another half step forward, and the disobedient gadget below is also on Ji Fanxi's gadget.
Ji Fanxi, who has never had experience with a man, actually felt a unique sense of pleasure because of Tang Yan, and then brought endless shame, how could he actually feel happy with Tang Yan?
Desperately twisting his body, trying to get rid of Tang Yan, but the bodies of the two were really too close, and this struggle made the friction between the hidden parts of the two even hotter, and Tang Yan also quietly became enlightened, and at the same time that something was wrong, Ji Fanxi also suffered from Tang Yan's hardness, which became more and more unbearable. Moreover, the alcohol finally began to have a little effect, and the eyes of the two were more or less misty.
"What a female hooligan, she wants to take away the master's chastity through her clothes!"
Tang Yan finally let go of Ji Fanxi, but said this sentence in a very cheap way.
In a word, Ji Fanxi, who was already ashamed and embarrassed, felt that there was a sticky liquid between his legs and began to flow, and he spewed three mouthfuls of old blood in a row, and the red hair on his head stood up, as if electrified.
"The old lady fought with you......" Ji Fanxi roared angrily and pounced on him like a lioness, Tang Yan couldn't dodge it, and was directly pounced on by Ji Fanxi.
Two long legs clamped Tang Yan's waist, Ji Fanxi hugged Tang Yan with both hands, opened his mouth and bit down, this situation did not look like she was planning to fight with Tang Yan, but like she wanted to "fight" with Tang Yan...... Tang Yan stepped backwards, but he couldn't get rid of Ji Fanxi, and she bit his nose without paying attention. In addition to the pain, Tang Yan pinched Ji Fanxi's small waist violently, and finally pulled his nose out of Ji Fanxi's mouth, but blood had begun to ooze from the tip of his nose, Tang Yan felt the smell of blood on the tip of his nose, and couldn't help but be angry, and raised his head slightly, but he happened to meet Ji Fanxi, who was making a comeback, and the lips of the two inevitably touched together.
Tang Yan's only feeling was: Nima, fortunately, the master's first kiss was given to Hang Xiaoqi...... But soon felt that it was wrong, and sighed again: Nima, whether it is Hang Xiaoqi or Heimei, it is always her own person, otherwise it would be so unprovoked in the hands of this crazy woman...... No, it's in the mouth, isn't it a tyrannical thing?
Ji Fanxi didn't expect such a play, and the whole person was stupid. Tang Yan is not the first kiss, but she is still the first kiss that is fake, and because Tang Yan has a successful kissing experience, she subconsciously began to stick out her tongue, and before Ji Fanxi could react, he had forcibly occupied her tongue, making this unexpected kiss a natural tongue kiss...... The chest that was squeezed was already unfathomable, and the lower body was also tightly attached to Tang Yan's body, and it seemed that Tang Yan's hardness could still be felt - this was Ji Fanxi's brain supplement, with her current posture, unless Tang Yan was a donkey, it was impossible to have such a perverted length. The so-called hardness that Ji Fanxi felt was actually a button of Tang Yan, but for a chick like Ji Fanxi, he had long lost the ability to distinguish between right and wrong.
With a little confusion, Ji Fanxi thought viciously: "If you dare to take away the first kiss of the old lady, the old lady will really take away your virginity......"
Nima, this is really not the normal thinking of human beings!
Ji Fanxi decisively tilted all the weight of his body towards Tang Yan's body, Tang Yan was crushed by Ji Fanxi's jack pendant without any suspense, his legs bent and fell backwards, and the two started a new round of fighting on the carpet...... Tang Yan would never have imagined that Ji Fanxi would start to tear his clothes and pants, he had no strength but no mental preparation, and when he reacted, the jeans without a belt had been unbuttoned and zipped down by Ji Fanxi, and Xiao Tang Yan jumped out of the underwear very lively, and then was grabbed by Ji Fanxi in his hand.
Ji Fanxi's feeling is: men are originally this virtue!
And Tang Yan's feelings are: Is Lao Tzu really going to be ** by this woman?
"You have really been plotting against the master for a long time!" Tang Yan looked up to the sky and sighed.
Ji Fanxi is already crazy and doesn't know what he's doing, and there is only one belief in his heart, that is, one report and one report, if you take away the first kiss of the old lady, the old lady will let you lose the old ...... What a thing this is!
Seeing that Ji Fanxi untied her pants with one free hand, and saw the same fiery but translucent little panties inside her, Tang Yan, who had successfully seen a woman's body last night, still buzzed in her head.
"What a slut!"
Tang Yan sighed with emotion, how can Lao Tzu take the initiative in this kind of thing, Lao Tzu must not be **, can only **!
(To be continued)