Lily's pestle, the name is severed. net

Each of the thirty-three catastrophes has a poignant story that can be reprinted by the non-mainstream in the QQ space, but it is not broken, it is born like cutting off everything that can be cut off in this world, it is not sharp and not poisonous, and even if you boil it in water, you can cure a cold, and if you use it to poke people, the wound will heal quickly. But the reason why such a weapon can be called cut off is because if it comes into contact with any negative emotions, it can become extremely cruel.

When Li Guo inserted the severance into his chest, he actually didn't know that the severance would have such a genus, he just wanted to rely on the Gu King in his body to resist this blow and fake his death to deceive the world.

Of course, he wasn't wrong, but he shouldn't have been, he shouldn't have suddenly flashed in his mind the despair of if he really died.

It was just such a flash of thought, the benevolent pestle turned into a cruel fork, and the severed karma was activated, directly cutting off all the connection between the gods and gods in Li Guo's body, and it began to destroy Li Guo's nervous system like the venom of the black mamba.

Li Guo's vital signs completely disappeared without a trace in a few seconds, and the skin began to emit the blue and gray sè of a dead man, and the exposed skin even appeared with a spot of rose sè, which was a corpse spot!

Everyone collapsed, no one expected such a dramatic scene, Li Guo said no...... That's it. No one reacted to what was going on.

Mo Chou was the first to react, she was entangled with Xia Ling, and she fell to her knees on the hot sand with a shudder, staring with her mouth open, but there were no tears.

Yes, it is said that people have no tears when they are extremely sad and painful, and this is the case now.

But soon, she stood up, but with a smile on her face, she slowly pulled out the "unsheath", and walked step by step to the place where Li Guo fell. Perhaps this was the first time that Mo Chou had used his hand so solemnly to unsheath his sword. But although Mo Chou looks extremely calm, everyone knows how angry she is now, although she doesn't know what she is going to do, but one thing is certain, she must be desperate.

Bird Jing's tears have already reached the corners of her mouth, and she keeps looking around: "You *** haven't come yet...... I also said it was my sister! ”

But what the hell is she from the same clan as the crow, what is Turin, as soon as she finished speaking, a series of clear wind chimes suddenly appeared around the "door" that had just descended, resounding in the sky but not harsh.

"Demon Thunder!" Shang Qi suddenly woke up from the predicament that Li Guo hung up: "Peacock Ming King! ”

Yes. Peacock Ming King, that is, the last straw that Bird Zijing can grasp, it's a cousin, this point still has to be used well, after all, there is no such thing as a vase around Li Guo, everyone is a scheming old fritter, how can Bird Zijing not leave a little backhand.

Of course, King Dapeng and King Peacock are just used by religion, in fact, as two great demon bloodlines that have been inherited since ancient times, both ability and status are much more awesome than an ordinary religious leader, and among the two, Dapeng is still slightly inferior to Peacock.

After a while, I saw a young woman walking slowly from a hill, holding a child wearing open crotch pants, and the two chatted while walking, just like all mothers and children shopping.

But of course, she can't be an ordinary person, because every step she takes, the thunder between heaven and earth will sound autonomously, and clumps of fiery red flowers actually bloom on the vast Gobi that she walked.

"Sister......" Bird Zijing had already arrived in front of her as soon as her heart moved, but as soon as she spoke, her words were intercepted.

"You have such fools around you." The peacock glanced at Li Guo on the ground: "I also have it by my side, and the two of them are really alike." ”

"Like a fart, pretending to be a hero......" Toriko Jing said and couldn't hold back anymore, tears poured down like diabetes.

The peacock took out a napkin and wiped his tears for Bird Jing: "Okay, okay, I'm not here alone this time." ”

Bird Zijing was stunned for a moment, and then the power of the surrounding heaven and earth suddenly exploded, and people, including Mo Chou, were rushed by this sudden coercion without warning. Then the first to appear in front of the "door" was the seafood sage, then the strange uncle Kirin in a trench coat, and finally the sweaty-eyed man who ran from behind the sand dunes with a snort......

Then there is the second boss, the newly retired boss of the castle tower, and an old man who has never seen him.

Seeing these people appear like a marquee, not to mention Shangqing and Shangxi, who knew them, even Mo Chou, who had always been not afraid of heaven and earth, was stupid on the spot. But her heart has been relieved a lot.

"Hey, I said right then, he's going to die if he doesn't make it to the castle." The little girl riding on the neck of the mocking wind, that is, Li Guo's assessment officer, gloated and said, "Look, they are all corpses." ”

But after all, she still jumped down and pushed away the confused Mo Chou as soon as possible, and walked straight to Li Guo's side to check it, and then said quite majestically: "Heaven is clear, you still can't escape." ”

"Save my father-in-law!" Mo Chou is surprisingly strong and indifferent: "Mo Chou is destined for his life." ”

"I don't have much interest in your life." The man with glasses finally walked slowly, and looked at Mo Chou and Li Guo on the ground with a smile: "And I don't think he will be willing to let you die." ”

"Zifei fish!"

Glasses sneered and shook his head: "I'm 180% sure that I did similar things back then." ”

"Brother, are you embarrassed to say it?" The woman with a cold temperament like a little dragon girl covered her mouth and smiled: "But it's the first time you took the initiative to ask to participate in these things." ”

"No way." Glasses mocked and rubbed his nose: "There are quite a lot of reasons." ”

Then he squatted down and pressed one hand on Li Guo's corpse that seemed to be about to decompose, and his eyes narrowed: "Go back!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Li Guo's corpse, which was decomposing at dozens of times the usual speed, suddenly regained its freshness as quickly as a dried fungus soaked in water, the corpse spots disappeared, and his face became ruddy. But even so, Li Guo never woke up, there was no heartbeat, no pulse, no flow of spiritual power, and no flow of aura, as if only the surface layer had returned to its original state.

"Don't get excited." The glasses mocked the wind and waved his hand at Mo Chou, who suddenly turned sunny: "I just let the time go back, if it rots out after a while, I can only become a zombie when I save it." ”

"What's next?" Mocking Feng turned his head to look at the young woman holding the child next to him: "You are my sister, every time you take the initiative, don't wait for me to ask you...... What a shame. ”

Peacock King raised his eyebrows, this small action seems to have the same magic as her cousin Bird Jing, and it is generally a small complaint after the end of this action: "Young people need to exercise more, and they can't always rely on others to help." What's next...... I'm going to send you to his world. ”

After she finished speaking, before the others could react, the light around her was weirdly distorted, and then the glasses fell next to Li Guo with a mocking puff.

"You put ...... You killed him? Bird Zijing couldn't sit still anymore, hurriedly jumped out, and hurriedly asked the peacock: "Are you ......?"

"Kill him? How could it be ......" Peacock helped Bird Jing straighten up his messy hair: "Don't think too much. ”

In this way, there were many people piled up in front of the huge door, except for a chirping seafood sage, everyone else had a solemn expression, especially Mo Chou, although she didn't know what the appearance of the great sage meant, but as long as Li Guo had a slight possibility of being saved, he felt that the world was full of hope.

And now the mocking wind has entered the world that belongs to Li Guo, this world is not the underworld in a broad sense, but only the du li space that belongs to the soul, more precisely, it is more like a dream. This dream world is full of sè colors, strange lights, and many special landscapes.

The glasses looked at this rich and colorful world in amazement, and groped around with a lot of hands.

"Hello."

Finally, after a short passage, Glasses finally saw the back of a person in front of him, walking slowly forward, so he said hello very politely.

The back slowly turned his head, and it was Li Guo.

"You're okay too." Li Guo turned around with a smile and said hello to the glasses, and then touched his head embarrassedly: "I seem to be lost......

Mocking Wind thought to himself, 'What the are you lost, you're being extradited to the River of the Dead.' ’

"Do you know where you're going?" Mocking Wind smiled and rubbed his nose: "Do you have a good cigarette, give one." ”

Li Guo hurriedly took out his cordyceps sinensis and handed it to Mock Wind, and when he was about to light it for Mock Wind, the cigarette burned by itself.

"Smoking, you have to have smoke, fire and the demeanor of ** when smoking." Uncle Mocking Wind made a very obscene expression: "Do you know where you are going?" ”

Li Guo lowered his head and was silent for a while: "I know." ”

"You volunteered?" Uncle Mocking Wind casually sat down on a raised colored stone: "Do you know who I am?" ”

"Yes."

"Then I have to interview you, what kind of mentality do you have......" Uncle Mocking Wind rubbed his nose: "There is no outsider here, just call me Brother Yun, I am a few years older than you." ”

Li Guo squatted on the side of the road and lit a cigarette, looking at the seemingly endless road with empty eyes: "I guess I will be wiped out this time, if I don't turn into ashes, they won't survive." I think it's a good deal. ”

"Excellent." Lord Mocking Wind patted Li Guo on the shoulder: "You can be regarded as a self-sacrificing person." ”

"Hmm." Li Guo nodded heavily: "Please call me the red scarf, is this here to save me?" ”

"yes." Lord Mocking Wind lay down on the stone with his head on the pillow of his hands: "None of them can set foot on this road, only I, who has been wiped out once, is qualified to walk." ”

Li Guo raised his eyebrows and glanced at the mocking wind: "Aren't you a guardian?" How can it be annihilated by fly ashes? ”

"Foul, I said call me Brother Yun, my name is Yang Yun, we have known each other for a long time." Yang Yun smiled: "People, if you have power in your hands, how can you have shoes that don't get wet in your life." ”

"It's true, it looks like I've fouled too." Li Guo shrugged indifferently: "Fortunately, I didn't take myself seriously, except for my family, I can't let go of anything else." ”

"Yes, I was also a liar at that time, which was actually quite selfish." Yang Yun laughed: "But on second thought, this is actually quite a gentleman." Looks like we're the same kind of people. ”

"You're polite...... Li Guo sighed: "If I were you, I wouldn't have so much." ”

", this thing has nothing to do with ability." Yang Yun threw out the cigarette butt: "Okay, I can't let you die like this." ”

As soon as the words fell, Yang Yun stood up and pressed Li Guo's shoulder: "Fengtian carrier...... Wait a minute! Isn't that a pretense? Li Guo shrugged: "There are no outsiders, you can come as much as you like." ”

"Good Ratcha." Yang Yun coughed, and sāo wiped his nose with a huff: "Let's follow the routine." ”

He took a deep breath and looked at Li Guo with a frown: "In the name of heaven, give Li Guo the position of the heavenly guard, and look ...... I forgot the words. ”

Li Guo glanced up at Yang Yun in surprise: "Do you want to be like this?" ”

"Oops......" Yang Yun wiped his face: "From today on, you will become a celestial guard, this is my promise to you, you will be faithful to yourself, proud of yourself, people will respect you, believe in you, help you, and you will share your life with all sentient beings." You will forgive those who make you angry, just as you are forgiven, and you will learn with the world, know the world and know your world. You will go through good times and bad times until the earth is desolate. ”

"Wait a minute!" Li Guo raised his head violently: "What do you mean by the desolation of the earth?" ”

"It's just that the earth is desolate."

As soon as the words fell, Li Guo suddenly felt an irresistible suction, he was like poop in a flush toilet, and he had no ability to resist after pressing the flush button.

In an instant, Li Guo suddenly sat up from the ground, and came back to life in a full state, as if what had just happened had never happened, and the karma on his body seemed to disappear without a trace in an instant.

"Xianggong!" Mo Chou flew into Li Guo's arms with a flutter: "Xianggong...... You're scared to death. ”

Li Guo gently touched her long hair: "I'm curious, why don't you come early to save a lot of trouble." ”

This sentence was obviously said to the Great Sage of Mocking Wind who had also got up next to him, but Glasses Wind seemed to have anticipated his question, and shook his head and said, "I don't know, I'm actually a pretty good person...... They told me to do it, and I did it. ”

But the examiner next to her, Xiao Lori, spoke at this moment: "The heavenly guard is not what you want to be, loyalty, righteousness, faith, wisdom, benevolence, and courage, none of them can be missing, and my assessment of you in front of me is to test your faith, benevolence, loyalty and wisdom, and today is also a small assessment, without the courage to face a bloody life, what do you take to keep it?" ”

Li Guo let go of Mo Chou, his eyes were shining with a cold light, he glanced at a circle of high-level players who were much higher than him, and said coldly: "What qualifications do you have?" ”

"Young man." The Great Sage of Seafood suddenly appeared on Li Guo's shoulder and patted him on the head: "We are the biggest toys, of course you will become such a person from now on, the guardian of the world, to maintain the balance of the world in place of the Great Sage." Now that you know your obligations, I will tell you about your powers. ”

Li Guo frowned, but he didn't speak, just waiting for the words of the Seafood Great Sage.

"First, the castle guard is in charge of the life and death of all things. But relatively, a reason is needed. Second, the castle tower can be exempted from all calamities, and it is reasonable for the karmic obstacles to be cleared from the moment the castle tower is formed, and it is not a loophole. Thirdly, the castle tower can choose whether to enter the reincarnation or not, but before that, it is necessary to find the next suitable person to retire, so there is no objection to this, right? Fourth, the castle tower can travel through time at will, but only to one of them, the Kirin castle tower, who is the guardian of time. Fifth, according to common sense, the status of the two castle towers is the same, but the Kirin castle tower will be slightly lower in status than the mocking wind castle tower due to functional reasons, but the attack power is slightly higher, and this is the one you didn't choose. Fifth, the castle tower must take care of any awakened or unawakened demons, including the Great Sage level, because the power of the Great Demon will easily cause the imbalance of the world, this task is the heaviest, and my guardian is the one of the Mocking Wind Castle Keepers, which means that from today onwards, you will be responsible for my food expenses, pocket money, and various expenses. ”

As soon as the glasses next to him heard her say this, he grabbed her by the ear and pulled her down, and then said with a smile: "It's good that you have a little bit of knots and bottom limits, why should people pay for you." Won't you be self-reliant? ”

"She's a girl! A girl who can't fall in love and can't find a man to raise her, why can't she find a long-term meal ticket? And he's so rich. The seafood sage looked very aggrieved: "I want Gucci's baby, I want to wear Victoria's Secret, I want a diamond-encrusted mobile phone!" ”

"Okay, you're also at the creation level, can you not be ashamed?" The glasses looked very helpless: "And with your figure, it's a waste of anything to wear, just get you a set of junior high school uniforms to wear in two days." ”

Looking at the two great sages coquettishly and bickering, Li Guoyuan's anger suddenly turned into a very embarrassing speechlessness.

However, at this moment, the most serious and cold-faced Qilin Great Sage walked over in his handsome little windbreaker, followed by Shangqing, who was also full of helplessness.

"You summoned the door, and now you are responsible for opening it."

The Qilin Great Sage's usual coldness and coercion on his body made Li Guo feel very uncomfortable. However, since the first task has come down, it always has to be carried out, after all, getting the heavenly guard position is equivalent to saving Li Guo's life.

Of course, this so-called fairy gate is not as difficult to open as imagined, so soon the gate slowly opened a dazzling gap, and the scorching light came out of it, making people feel excessively hot.

As this gap slowly widened, the scenery inside was surprising, and when you looked inside the door, you could see a series of neat buses ready to leave in front of the door.

When the gate was opened, a roar of the engine sounded, and a bus slowly drove out, this bus looked like a high-level passenger, and it was actually air-conditioned, and the name composed of many words was written on the body, among which the most dizzy Li Guo was the legendary Shushan team......

Shushan team! The names of "Shushan Group" and "Shushan Tourism Company" were reflected on the body, and they drove out of it.

In about an hour, a total of 179 strange cars of all sizes filled the Gobi park, and after the car was all stable, a huge round fat man walked on the car that started the head, but there was a woman next to this fat man who was definitely more beautiful than Mo Chou, Lily, and Sister Bird, Jing, etc.

"Long time no see." The fat man's first task when he got out of the car was to greet the glasses: "I organized, are you still satisfied?" ”

Then...... Thousands of people stepped out of the car in a majestic manner, everyone's eyes were full of novelty, and Li Guo saw that they were also full of novelty, such as a girl with cat ears, a man with a fox tail, and various legends that only appeared in legends......

"Hey."

Li Guo, who was in shock, was suddenly patted on the shoulder, he turned his head sharply and found that Aunt Croton was standing behind him, he looked at it carefully for a while: "Aunt Croton? ”

"It's not ......" Aunt Croton's voice suddenly appeared in another paragraph: "That's my mother." ”

Li Guo was stupid on the spot...... I knew that Aunt Croton's mother was a legendary immortal, but I didn't expect this immortal to be so unscrupulous, wearing a blue and white pleated skirt with a flower and straw hat, just like a young girl dressed up, and ...... And if you look closely, she looks even a few years younger than Aunt Croton.

"What is this?" Aunt Croton's mother stared at Amber for a while, then screamed and rushed over to pick up Amber: "My granddaughter! ”

Amber meowed, and her frightened face turned green, but she couldn't break free from her grandmother's clutches.

And Mo Chou was clutching his clothes tightly behind Li Guo, as if he was hiding from something. Li Guo turned his head and patted her hand: "What's wrong?" ”

Mo Chou pointed in one direction while sneaking his probe: "Mo Chou...... Don't worry...... Mo Chou's parents. ”

Sure enough, Li Guo looked down and found that a middle-aged couple was holding hands and walking in the direction of Li Guo, and the target was obviously Mo Chou.

And Bird Jing laughed: "No one in my family is there, cool!" ”

Li Guo spread his hands: "It seems that I'm in trouble now......"

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