Qi Sitao lay down on the sofa, raised his hand and said perfunctorily: "Report." ”

Qi Shuqun pointed at him, hated iron and steel, and said: "Look at your virtue, what kind of behavior has made your mother accustomed to, didn't I remember that you had a class today?" If you don't go to class when it's time to go, what are you doing here? ”

Qi Sitao was lying under the air conditioner, the air conditioner was blowing on his body, and he looked comfortable, and said: "Please, Dad, the person in the afternoon class is a wooden teacher who can't kick a stuffy fart on three feet, so I know that I am immersed in reading textbooks, don't we know the words in the textbooks, and let him teach us to read?" The school is really, how can such a teacher also be recruited, isn't this misleading, can't you recruit more like Zhuang Meiren in the law school, standing on the podium and looking at it is also eye-catching, if you catch up with the hot weather and wear a shorter skirt, we can still see the occasional spring light, how energetic the class is......"

"Qi Sitao, I must solemnly remind you that I am your father." Qi Shuqun saw that the more his son spoke, the more he didn't like it, he couldn't help but knock on the table to remind him who was sitting opposite him, which son in the world talked to his father like this, and said in his heart that the little rabbit cub meant * silver who is not good actually * silver Zhuang Jin, that is your father's dish, it is really not big or small.

Qi Sitao looked at him with wide eyes and said, "I didn't say that you are not my father, although I am more handsome and you are ugly, and there is no resemblance to you even in terms of hair all over your body, but no matter who I am in fact, you are indeed my father in name." ”

Qi Shuqun said angrily: "Bastard boy, what do you mean that I am your father in name?" In fact, I am also your father, and your mother has to tear your mouth if you hear your nonsense. ”

Qi Sitao pouted into the trash can, let out a smile like "You are a man, you know", and said: "Dad, if Mom sees that there is still a steaming condom in the trash can in your office, I don't know if it will tear your mouth or mine?" ”

Qi Shuqun hurriedly walked over, covered the lid of the trash can, and said in a disguised manner: "What's this...... I don't know what's going on, the trash can in my house is broken, so I borrowed the trash can of Lao Li next door, I didn't notice that there was this thing...... Ahem......"

Qi Sitao covered his head and groaned, and shouted: "Please, Dad, your excuse is too bad, it's okay, everyone is a man, I don't want to care about your little, let alone tell my mother, but I have one condition." ”

Qi Shuqun breathed a sigh of relief, although it was very embarrassing to be caught by his son, as long as he didn't tell the tigress at home, as for the conditions, if they could be met, try to meet them.

"On what terms?" Qi Shuqun asked.

"Add another 2,000 to your monthly living expenses." Qi Sitao stretched out two fingers.

Qi Shuqun glared and said, "You originally had three thousand a month, and if you add two thousand, it will be five thousand, why do you want so much money as a student?" My monthly salary is only so small, how can you toss so much? ”

Qi Sitao shrugged his shoulders and said: "Please, Dad, you are not a person who lives on your salary, your gray income as a leader is not more than your salary, I don't know how many times, five thousand yuan is not enough for you to go out for a light meal, and you are embarrassed to cry poor with me." ”

Qi Shuqun made an expression of "If you talk nonsense, I'll beat you", and said in his heart, this rabbit cub is really open-mouthed, you know this kind of thing, I know it, I know it, everyone knows it, but I can't announce it, why don't you even understand this rule?

He pulled out the money from his wallet and said, "Three thousand yuan is not enough for you?" What the hell are you spending it on? ”

Qi Sitao said: "I've been soaking in school flowers recently, it's the classical beauty who ranks first in the school flower list, known as Sister Lin, Dad, you must know her so colorful...... Yesterday I was deflated by her, but I can't give up, I spent money to buy off a woman in their class, knowing that her birth is in this month, and it is not a few days, and I plan to launch a gift offensive, pick up girls, how can I do it without money, so you have to sponsor me, maybe this is your future daughter-in-law......"

Although Qi Shuqun is lustful, he is not stupid, in his judgment, the girl surnamed Lin probably doesn't look down on his son who doesn't learn at all, he just spends more money and has no fun, and he knows the background of the girl surnamed Lin, although he is a decent vice president of a first-class university, but compared with the Lin family, it is a p.

He is not optimistic about his son, but he can't help but be a little lucky in his heart, as the saying goes, the fierce girl is afraid of pestering Lang, what if the girl surnamed Lin is entangled by her own son and agrees to him in a daze? If his son becomes the son-in-law of the Lin family, then he Qi Shuqun will also follow the chicken dog to heaven. This thing is a million benefits, it doesn't work out, it's nothing, Qi Sitao, the rabbit cub, is three minutes hot for women, and he will definitely not look for death and life because of falling out of love, if it is done, it will be developed!

A smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, he originally took out two thousand yuan, reached in and took out another thousand, and said: "You are not young anymore, it is a serious thing to find a serious girl to fall in love, my father has always supported you for serious things, well, give you another thousand, if you can really chase this girl, I will give you 10,000 a month." ”

Qi Sitao's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly came up to take the stack of big red tickets, and said with a smile while counting: "Dad, I found you so cute for the first time, if you weren't too ugly, I would be ready to kiss you, don't worry, with this money, I will definitely be able to turn Sister Lin into your daughter-in-law, and strive to let you hold a big fat grandson next year, I rely on me and I don't believe that there are women in this world who can't be defeated by money!" ”

Qi Shuqun glared at him at first, then seemed to remember something, groaned for a while, and asked, "What if...... I mean, if there's a student who's really annoying, I want to fix him, but he's doing pretty well, and I can't catch him, do you have any good advice? ”

Qi Sitao glanced up at him and said with a smile: "Hey, I said Dad, if you want to rectify people, just say that you want to rectify people, what if, I found that you intellectuals are very hypocritical...... This is easy to do, if you don't have a handle, you can make a handle, so let's do it, I'll find a few thugs, block him in the campus and beat him, you can pre-arrange a few school guards from the security office to wait there, if he doesn't fight back, then you can get angry in vain, if he fights, you let the security personnel arrest him, and then punish him in the name of 'fighting and brawling', and even if you want to fire him, how about this method? ”

Qi Shuqun opened his mouth wide, was stunned for a long time, and said, "Son, how did I find out that you are more deceitful than me?" ”

Qi Sitao was surprised: "Dad, are you hurting me or praising me?" ”

Qi Shuqun said: "Nonsense, of course I'm praising you, do you think I'll educate you to be an honest and cute baby?" Don't be stupid, look at all the people in this world who can get mixed up, either ruthless, or deceitful, or black-hearted, the so-called honest and reliable good people are stepped on and bullied casually, how do you think your father and I climbed to today's position? Rely on character and knowledge? Nong helps. So you believe Dad, deception is definitely a good quality that should be carried forward. ”

Qi Shutao gave a thumbs up and praised: "It's a pleasure to follow a dad like you." What, what's the name of that kid you want to make? I found someone to clean him up. ”

Qi Shuqun said: "The 08 undergraduate class of the Law School is called Meng Xinghui. ”

Qi Sitao made an ok gesture and said, "Oh, leave this matter to me, I'll leave Dad." "Rushed out like a locomotive.