The noble drag racing met Captain Hu on duty in person, but fortunately Wang Yong followed, although he was fined 200 yuan, but it was good to say that he was not detained by this car madman to detain the car and revoke his driver's license. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

After saying goodbye to Captain Hu, Gao Gui had no interest in going out to race again. He heard just now that the camera-like things on the iron shelves on the intersection are not only as simple as taking pictures, but also speed measurement!

How do you drive! It's too wide, isn't it?

Muttering uncleanly, Noble returned to the car, and after starting the car, he turned around and went back to the village. No way, even if there is no traffic police at the intersection, he will not dare to drive fast.

I didn't listen to Wang Yong, unless you run to 200 miles, people won't be able to see you clearly. Otherwise, as long as you pass under him, people will immediately snap, and three photos will be taken for you!

drove the car back to the garage, and when I got out of the car, I heard Liu Bin still shouting and chatting excitedly in the house. But I don't know what to do with this noble who really has no love.

"If I knew this, I might as well go to school without asking for leave!"

As soon as Wang Yong got out of the car, he heard the noble muttering, and gave him a helpless look. Okay, did you go to school for a good day? It's not sleeping or talking to people, and you still have the face to say this?

But looking at his boring face, I'm about to help him find something to do. heard a mobile phone ringing suddenly, and Wang Yong subconsciously went to touch his pocket.

But as soon as he saw Gao Gui take out his mobile phone from his pocket and put it to his ear, the ringtone of the mobile phone disappeared immediately, and his hand stopped. Obviously, it's not your own mobile phone calling anymore.

"Who?" The noble shouted out angrily, and the roof fell to ashes!

"Holy! Did you take gunpowder? ”

"Do you have medicine?"

"How much do you eat?"

"I eat as much as you have!"

"I eat as much as you want!"

"Are you sick?"

"You've got medicine!"

"How much do you eat?"

Watching Gao Gui shouting with others on the phone, Wang Yong was helpless for a while. There's no way, if you want to blame yourself, who let yourself not hold back for a while and give out the classic jokes of the non-famous cross talk actor surnamed Guo in my memory?

Now, I can't help but hear the coming around me again, especially Liu Bin and Gao Gui are the most! Through the two of them, this joke is now spreading all over the country at a rapid speed.

"I said you two are OK! If you have something to say, if you have a fart, you can let it go, do you know how expensive Nima's two-way mobile phone bill is? What a loser! ”

"Are you sick?"

From the noble mouth, and from the mobile phone microphone at the same time, Wang Yong touched his forehead speechlessly, rolled his eyes and raised his legs to leave. There is a generation gap! I really can't communicate with these post-80s kids!

"I said big smash (people who like to sigh and talk nonsense), let's get down to business, what's the matter with calling me? Hurry up, I don't know how expensive the phone bill is? ”

"Are you sick?"

"Get out! Don't you say that Lao Tzu is hanging? ”

"Holy! You're hanging! Lao Tzu originally wanted to ask you if you had time, I wanted to invite you to a meal, but I didn't want to pull it, hang up, hang up, hurry up and save you some phone bills! ”

When you hear it, your eyes light up. It's boring, but it's good to eat! Especially if you don't have to pay for your own food, that's even better.

No way, although the family has money, it is not their own. Relying on the little thrift in his hand to save money, it is not enough to find a better restaurant to eat.

"By the way, call Wang Yong and Liu Bin, I haven't gotten together for a long time, and this time it's just in time for me to come back. At half past five this afternoon, I was at Xiao Lizi's mutton restaurant. ”

"Li Dege Yu family? You haven't eaten enough of his mutton, have you? ”

What Gao Gui said is true, since Li Degeyu and his mother moved to Wangjiazhuang together, their gang of calves have not been less than a scourge of others. When is it not clear that you don't even eat and pack it to give people a scourge? This means that people are not bad for money, and they are really hospitable. If you change someone, you can't vomit blood!

Unlucky, it was only when their family met this group of foodies who didn't pay for dinner, and they had to shout for packing when they left. That's why nobility asks this question. I've eaten mutton for nearly two years, although I don't eat it every day, but I also go to someone's house every once in a while to cause a scourge? This stuff is definitely not lacking!

"Let me tell you, I ate a dish made of mutton in the army, called scallion fried mutton, oops, that's called a fragrant! Especially the mutton, it was fragrant and tender, so delicious! ”

Gao Gui pouted when he heard it, what an uninformed bun! Isn't it just fried lamb with green onions? Do you think there is no other way to eat mutton except for kebabs?

"Have you ever eaten braised lamb? Have you ever nibled on a sheep scorpion? Have you ever seen a barbecue? Don't be so embarrassed, okay? Tell me, how many times have I told you? If you do this again in the future, don't say you know me, you can't afford to lose that person! ”

On the other end of the phone, there was no sound immediately. But Gao Gui didn't plan to let him go like this, this guy, thinking that he had learned from going to school in the provincial city, he began to pretend to be a big-tailed wolf, and he had to suppress his arrogance.

"Haven't seen it? I don't need you to invite you tonight, you can come to Wang Yong's house, I will keep Wang Yong busy, and I will give you a table of all-sheep banquet in the evening for you to see and understand! Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Wang Yong hurrying over with an angry face, and Gao Gui hurriedly said a word to the phone and hung up the call in a hurry.

"That's it, it's not easy for old classmates to come once, Wang Yong's side must be fine, just remember to come."

"What? Oh, you're giving me favors and I'm tired like a silly boy? Do you know what a whole sheep feast is? Do you know what dishes are available in the whole sheep feast? Do you know how tiring it is to do that? ”

Wang Yong's series of interrogations did not surprise Gaogui, he still looked at Wang Yong with a hippie smile: "Isn't this Comrade Li Dawei coming back from the provincial capital, people have a lot of insight in the army, saying that there is a dish of scallion fried mutton that is particularly delicious, and this time the two of them specially want to invite us to eat." ”

As soon as Wang Yong heard it, he knew how big the noble words were, and Li Dawei knew that although he was good at talking big and showing off, he was really good at what people were talking about. Otherwise, it would be impossible for their small circle to accept a guy who is delicious and good at talking and bragging, isn't it? Wang Yong could guess what was going on.

"How can I stand it when I hear that? Isn't that looking down on you? Who are you? That's the closed disciple cultivated by the three old masters! When Wang Yong heard Gao Gui say this, he was interested, and he wanted to hear how you round this stubble!

"Tell me, an apprentice of yours who was taught by a famous master chef himself, what dishes have you never eaten, what dishes have you never heard of? Do you think he looks down on you? ”

Gao Gui peeked at it, Wang Yong still didn't speak, and even the expression on his face didn't change, and he immediately felt confident in his heart.

"I told him right away, don't you look down on people? I don't need you to treat you, I'll talk to Wang Yong when I go back, and let him make a whole meal of mutton dishes, so that you can see and understand! You said that this guy is too, he was a fuss without much knowledge at the beginning, you said that this is still like this in the provincial capital, isn't this embarrassing for you and me? ”

Seeing that Gao Gui became more and more angry, as if Li Dawei had committed some heinous crime, Wang Yong couldn't help but glare at him. There is no way, this is him, if someone else puts forward this request, Wang Yong will push it without thinking about it. But in front of him is noble, he can't push it!

This is the elder brother who has taken care of himself since he was a child and supported himself; This is after learning that Wang Yong was determined to join the army, he did not hesitate to accompany Fa Xiao; This is a little guy who has lived in the opposite door since he was a child and grew up together, of course, he can't be treated with Liu Bin and his ilk!

"Alright, don't pull the calf, hurry up and buy mutton. Go to Uncle Li's house and get some good mutton directly. Everyone is tired of roasting, boiling, and stewing, so I'll give you some tricks today. ”

"Great! Well, look! ”

After speaking, as soon as Gao Gui turned around, under Wang Yong's stunned, he got into Wang Yong's Humvee, drove out of the garage with fire, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Wang Yong really couldn't take this brother who was one year older than him, thinking about what to cook later, and when he returned to the house, before he could sit down, Liu Bin turned around and asked.

"I just heard that you invited Li Dawei to dinner in the evening? When did he come back, how do I not know? This kid is not authentic, and he won't tell me when he comes back? ”

"You're his father, and I'm going to tell you?"

Liu Bin was pouted by Wang Yong's words all of a sudden! How do you let him pick it up? How embarrassing is that? But Wang Yongcai is not worried that Liu Bin will be embarrassed?

His brain, heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys are not earthling. This girl is definitely an alien who has blended in with the earthlings, and she has never known what embarrassment is.

"If my dad had been in the pit when he came out of his mother's belly, would you have waited until today to make you embarrassed?"

Wang Yong didn't bother to pay attention to him, but people didn't care, his eyes were staring at the computer screen, and he chatted with himself while typing.

"I knew there was a big dinner tonight, so I didn't eat lunch for two days, I'm so wise! Well, Liu Bin is so amazing, there is no more handsome man than you! ”

"Hey! Do you want to make a face? ”

"How much does that thing cost a pound? Expensive, isn't it? Give the gentlemen two catties first, and go back and wait for the evening, just to entertain Comrade Li Dawei. Anyway, when people come back from the south, they still know that they will invite a few of our brothers to have a meal, and this favor must be received! ”

Liu Bin, who opened the chatterbox, quickly entered the state and began to talk to himself as if no one was around. This is also one of his stunts, sometimes when there is no one, he can talk to himself that he is not thirsty all afternoon!

"Talking about nobility, don't choke on others if you have nothing to do, it's not good! It's not easy for people to be great. You say that people listen to noble words so much, and noble wants to say that his fart is fragrant, and Dawei is definitely the first to stand up and agree! And he will find a whole bunch of examples such as what he has personally heard to testify! ”

Wang Yong also admitted that what Liu Bin said was right. But he also knows even more that Gao Gui always beats or scolds Dawei, a guy who can be said to be his number one loyal little brother, and never gives him a good face, which is also his own thoughtfulness.

This guy is crazy with a tendon, and he doesn't have a door. The key is that what he said is either hearsay or his own imagination, which always makes people easily squeeze the blushing face and thick neck.

Gao Gui is actually for his good, and he wants to help him get rid of that stinky problem, and save him from suffering a loss and being embarrassed when the time comes. With his quick temper, if he is in a hurry, he may beat people up!

It's so troublesome! (To be continued.) )