Chapter 142: The Group Frame
In fact, for the profession of chengguan, Chen Xu should have worshiped with a sense of respect.
The existence of chengguan must have its positive side, without them, a city's appearance will definitely be stirred up the miasma, without them, if the streets and alleys of a city are full of stalls, it will not only destroy the city's appearance, but also easily lead to chaos.
Therefore, there is no reason why such a group of people who have made outstanding contributions to socialist modernization should not show respect for them!
But in reality?
Well, in 09, a "Chengguan Law Enforcement Practice" was exposed on the Internet, and according to insiders, this can be called a compulsory "Sunflower Book" for urban management, in fact, two years ago, that is, in 07. The records in it can be called earth-shattering ghosts and gods, and it is not wrong at all when you look at it as a martial arts cheat.
The most classic is one of the sentences, "There is no blood on the face, no injuries on the body, and no people around!" And then there is a sentence "To achieve the state of selflessness - do not think about whether you are an opponent of the counterpart, whether you will hurt the opponent, how long such a confrontation will end, etc."
Okay, how can you say that such a treasure book can be exposed on the Internet? Isn't this in time to expose the most powerful army formation in our country on the eve of the 60th anniversary of the founding of the People's Republic of China?
Netizens shouted: The city management is mighty, and the street battle is invincible!
To tell the truth, if a fight really starts, Hitler's two infantry divisions will come to any big city in China, and if they meet our city management, they will only end up with the annihilation of the whole army...... Nowadays, on the Internet, chengguan has become a curse - although this is very unfair, because it does not mean that all chengguan are bad, but in recent years, more than 90% of the reports on chengguan in the online media are negative news, which has to make people think deeply, what is the problem?
Some chengguan complained that not all chengguan are like this, and chengguan is also divided into hawks and doves, and it can't be said that all the bad things done by hawks make doves have to carry this black pot together, right? For this sentence, some netizens put forward a very constructive proposal - in the future, the uniforms of the chengguan will be divided into two sets, the hawks will wear black, and the doves will wear white, isn't this obvious?
These people in front of them are definitely hawks.
Why?
Chen Xu remembers watching a movie by Lin Zhiying called "Whirlwind Kid" when he was a child, well, it was also Shi Xiaolong's famous work. The principal in it said a very classic sentence: Look at these people, they all look like they are holding toothpicks and scarves and pulling the wind, aren't all the bad guys in the movie like this?
This sentence is to show that appearance and temperament are often an important condition that determines the first impression of others, looking at these people, well, the uniform is right, but today is a relatively hot day in the recent period, so the buttons of these people's clothes are so messily buttoned, some simply tear it open, and the one sitting in the car, directly took off the hat of the uniform, and put it in his hand as a fan.
Attitude determines quality!
It's like the first lesson in military training is to stand in a military posture, which is a manifestation of quality. Don't you see our dear people's soldiers, no matter what difficult circumstances, even when fighting floods and providing relief, their faces are covered with muddy water, but their military posture is the same? Although the uniform is smudgeed, it is just as neat?
Looking at the appearance of this group of people, Chen Xu probably knew it in his heart.
The leader walked to the front of the stage, waved his hand at the onlookers, and shouted, "What are you doing here?" Who made you here? Hurry up and disperse! And you, do you know that this is an illegal assembly? Gathering so many people here has been clogged up to hand over notices don't know? Hurry up and collect it! ”
In fact, the street of Daximen has never been blocked.
Although many places in the city are now newly built, the west gate of the association is basically the old houses and old streets of the first ten years of the last century, and the road surface has not been repaired for a long time. Basically, as long as the drivers in the city will not drive through this road, looking at the surrounding except for a motorcycle, there is not even a motor vehicle, what to talk about traffic jams?
Chen Xu turned his head and saw Zhong Ziyu chatting with a beautiful woman in a low voice, laughing while chatting, and seeing Chen Xu looking at him, Zhong Ziyu made a look that made Chen Xu look up.
Depend on! I forgot to say just now, this guy Zhong Ziyu is really not a good bird, this guy's methods of picking up girls are jaw-dropping-it's just that this guy still has a conscience, and when he saw that he had an ambiguous relationship with Gao Xiaojie and Guan Yi, he didn't pay attention to these two girls, but in the blink of an eye, he hooked up with a little mm from an art school!
There is a master, there is a dog! No wonder Pippi is so colorful!
But at this time, it is not possible for Chen Xu not to come forward, because looking at Gao Xiaojie's appearance of wanting to speak but not daring to speak, there will always be someone who comes out of the round.
The people do not fight with the officials, this is a principle that has been handed down for thousands of years, although Chen Xu is now in high spirits, he doesn't want to lose his interest for such a few people.
And everyone is a student, open a cake shop, if someone comes to the door to find fault in the next three days, this is definitely not a good thing.
So Chen Xu walked out, smiled and took out a pack of freshly opened soft China from his pocket, handed it to the person in charge, pulled him aside with a smile and said, "Uncle policeman, you see that this is our mistake." But it's rare to open, just once, once, heh, you see there aren't many people now, and we'll disperse in a while, okay? ”
Calling the chengguan the police satisfies their vanity. Because their position is far worse than that of the police officers. Wearing such a uniform, it is more or less a kind of fox and fake tiger power. Looking at the soft China in his hand, the man originally wanted to take it, but suddenly frowned, pushed Chen Xu's hand away very rudely and said, "Go and go, you want to bribe us?!" Tell you that there is no door! Hurry up, put everything away! ”
Chen Xu was very inexplicable at this time, but with his words, several guys in uniform ran to hug the stereo, seeing that this posture was intended to confiscate it. Gao Xiaojie is in a hurry now, because the stereo is rented for money, so how much money do you have to pay if you are taken away!
So Gao Xiaojie stopped in front of those people and said, "Hey! What are you doing? ”
"What?" A messy guy with buttons on his chest showed a mouthful of yellow teeth and said, "Nonsense, you affect the appearance of the city, all these things must be confiscated!" Get out of the way! ”
As soon as he said this, there was an uproar. Chen Xu frowned, but still smiled and said, "Uncle policeman, there's no need for this, if you think we're blocking the road, can't we just move out?" ”
"Move out?" The man in the lead snorted and said, "What if you moved away here, and we moved back after we came?" Carry away, carry away! Carry everything away! ”
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Chen Xu is really angry now-just now he has no place to vent his anger in his stomach, and many of the animals of the Hexie Association also shouted, and a few old birds who have a good relationship with Chen Xu directly blocked them, and shouted without showing weakness: "Why are you moving our things?" ”
Seeing the excitement of the crowd, perhaps it was against the sentence "there is no one around" in the "Chengguan Treasure Book", all the chengguan who went up to move things were a little timid, and looked back at the eldest brother who took the lead. This big brother who took the lead really had some confidence, maybe he felt that the students had nothing to fear, so he puffed up his breath and shouted: "What do you want to do?" Do you know that this is obstructing official business? Get out of the way! Otherwise, call your school leaders out and deal with you severely! ”
It's okay if he doesn't say this, as soon as he said this, a few thorns immediately turned their heads sideways, and one of the senior old birds directly took out his mobile phone and said: "Do you want our principal's phone, if you want it, I'll call you now, who the fuck is afraid of whom?" A pack of wild dogs put on their uniforms and think they're huskies! ”
What do you say...... A crowd of people laughed on the spot. Then the sound of coaxing came one after another, and more cattle gathered around, as if the revolutionary aspirants were fearless in the face of the reactionary bayonets. One or two looked at these chengguan with provocative eyes, which means that you are coming? Kind of you?!
Now the city managers are a little dizzy, think about it, the small merchants and vendors they met before, which one saw them not like a mouse saw a cat? Why are these students so bold?
It's also to blame these people for being stupid, you must know that the group that is most likely to incite and most likely to show their anger is the student group.
As the saying goes, newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, not to mention that the University of Hexie is also a relatively good key university in China, the students here do not say that they think very highly of themselves, but they are often exposed to the Internet, and often see negative news about the city management.
Just look down on it!
Sometimes a mouse can spoil a pot of soup, even if the profession of chengguan is good for society, but there are too many negative news involved, and you are not treated as a human being! Are you crying out for injustice? Let's look for the problem from ourselves!
What's more, these guys are obviously here to make trouble!
As for the punishment, then it is even more fearless!
Now these few who take the lead in stirring up trouble are basically computer interest groups, and they get scholarships every year, and because they participated in the production of the game of Jin Yong's heroes, and they really have a certain level, although they are only in their third year, they are basically not a problem to work. If it really makes trouble, the school will not really punish this group of outstanding students, as long as it doesn't make a big fuss, the school will turn a blind eye and reprimand a few words at most, and it will not be recorded in the file.
And now there are a lot of people, and there are beautiful women watching next to them, why don't these animals boil blood?
College students are really not afraid of making trouble, and the current atmosphere is like a powder keg, and the leading brother also saw that something was wrong, swallowed his saliva but said toughly: "Okay! You students are disrupting official business, okay, I'm going to call someone, you, you, you! A few of you, I think a few of you are taking the lead in stirring up trouble! Still swearing? That's the quality of college students now, right? Okay, don't run! ”
Saying that, this guy wanted to take out the walkie-talkie to report, Chen Xu saw that this matter was going to make a big fuss, and he really said that his own business would be forgotten, anyway, he didn't enter the bureau once or twice, but this group of classmates helped himself, if he entered the bureau because of this matter and ate punishment or something, then he would feel guilty.
You must know that the walkie-talkie is different from the mobile phone, and you can find someone soon after the channel, the leading brother just took out the walkie-talkie to speak, and suddenly his hand was empty, and the walkie-talkie was gone.
As soon as the eldest brother looked up, he saw that the walkie-talkie had fallen into Chen Xu's hands. He was really shocked and angry at this moment, because no one had ever dared to snatch his walkie-talkie!
Chen Xu still had a smile on his face, but his words were not so polite: "I'll say a few, if you have made enough trouble, you should go back where you came, right?" Don't be a bully when we are students, if you want to call, I will let you call. ”
Then Chen Xu took out his mobile phone and prepared to call Director Wang of the Public Security Bureau, basically he is now familiar with Director Wang, after all, he has helped the Public Security Bureau twice, and the man who cut his throat did not say it that time, but the incident of the subconscious song made Director Wang be severely commended by the above, and it is said that he will be promoted.
Chen Xu secretly said in his heart that he had made a mistake, he had known that when this cake shop opened, he should have invited some people to come over. At least Counselor Chen wants to invite it, and the principal and Director Wang should also hand over an invitation - but Chen Xu thinks that this kind of formal thing is meaningless, everyone is a busy person, and it is a waste of time to participate in this, and it is a small cake shop and not a large five-star hotel, so these are all omitted.
Otherwise, this group of people is here...... Hmph, how many huskies can still be aroused?
But when Chen Xu wanted to make a call, he suddenly stumbled, his body was bumped, and the mobile phone naturally fell off. Chen Xu was hit very lightly this time, and the whole person almost fell, and when he looked back, he saw that it was a chengguan who pounced on him to grab the walkie-talkie.
As soon as he made such a move, the scene suddenly became chaotic.
Originally, the atmosphere at the scene was like a powder keg, and this time Chen Xu's attack was really like the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand during the Sarajevo incident, and the scene became hot all of a sudden.
A group of students gathered around and said, "Why are you beating people?!" ", and then three circles inside and three circles outside the group of city managers surrounded the water.
This gossip is infuriating, and the scene is really out of control.
Chen Xu got up from the ground and made a gesture for everyone to be quiet - because this kind of thing is definitely not good if it makes a big fuss, but before he could speak, suddenly his hand was cold and then painful, and when he looked down, he was handcuffed!
Now Chen Xu is really on fire!
He was handcuffed like a prisoner? Chengguan is qualified to carry handcuffs?!
Things like handcuffs are strictly regulated, as well as pistols, batons, and the like. But compared to firearms, batons and handcuffs are much less controlled, look at these city management, almost half of them have that kind of baton in their hands, but handcuffs should not appear in their hands.
When Chen Xu was stunned, the two chengguan quickly came up and handcuffed both of his hands - like the method on TV that handcuffs the prisoner while handcuffing himself, in reality, no one uses it at all!
Now Chen Xu acted like a criminal, his hands were handcuffed, and the mobile phone and walkie-talkie also fell down at the same time, which really made Chen Xu angry!
Originally, he was on fire today! finally calmed down his anger and opened his heart knot under Zhan Jing's words, but if he did it like this, the new hatred, old hatred, and all kinds of messy emotions surfaced!
Chen Xu really doesn't care if the opposite party is a law enforcement officer - although he is a chengguan, don't take the chengguan as a cadre! Although this position has always been very controversial, it does have the power to enforce the law to a certain extent.
But Chen Xu's angry three corpses are violent, let alone the city management, even if it is a policeman, I am not afraid before you take out a gun!
And at this time, the leading brother actually came up and kicked Chen Xu triumphantly and said, "Don't move!" Move again and grab you all together! ”
But before he finished speaking, he was kicked by Chen Xu on the belly like a six-month pregnant woman, and he flew out directly!
Now the scene is really messed up!
Now everyone present is holding back the fire in their stomachs, and if someone takes the lead in doing it, the students are naturally not afraid of heaven and earth, and a few grumpy old birds rushed up directly. Then there was the screams of the girls, the cheers, the shouts of stopping their hands, and then the shouts and scolding of a group of people who were raising and scolding, tsk...... That's really similar to criticizing class enemies!
Chen Xu really didn't care about anything at this time, and he was actually handcuffed?
The dignified smmh god was actually handcuffed by a group of huskies?
Depend on! If this thing gets out, where will I still have face? What a fucking heinous criminal!
So Chen Xu also let it go, kicked the big brother who took the lead, followed him without saying a word, and kicked him desperately, if it wasn't for someone behind him, even if he pulled, Chen Xu would really kick him between his legs at that time!
Angry, young people are angry, but you can't be too impulsive!
Anyway, there were many people on Chen Xu's side, and there were four of them in total, and after being beaten to death, even Guan Yi came up and kicked a few times...... Tsk, it's really miserable now!
The eldest brother who took the lead finally got up, planning to come up and kick Chen Xu to take revenge and get back on the field, but Chen Xu is really very popular now. Although you can't use your hands, once you get into the state, it's really like a dragon and a tiger.
As the saying goes, hands are two doors, and they all rely on kicking people.
I have to say that these chengguan are inexperienced, and they should have handcuffed their hands behind their backs when they were handcuffed, but they leaned in front of Chen Xu. In this case, although Chen Xu is inconvenient to move, it is enough to use both hands as a block. So the big brother who took the lead scolded angrily and kicked him, and after being blocked by Chen Xu, he was directly kicked in the face with a big split similar to a big split in taekwondo!
The eldest brother who took the lead was kicked and flew five meters upside down, and Chen Xu was also amazed that his current flexibility seemed to be strengthened again? !
As for the other city management, they should be happy, except for Chen Xu, who has no reservations, although the others are angry, they still have some leeway, but the matter here is so big, and soon the school leaders and police will come roaring. It's just that after they pulled the crowd away, Chen Xu was still chasing the leading brother in the field, and the guy who was fighting was crying wolf for a while, which also made the surrounding livestock women collectively shout idols in their hearts! What a fucking idol!
It wasn't until Counselor Chen came forward that Chen Xu was pulled away. Counselor Chen glanced at the bruised guy lying on the ground, and said to Chen Xu: "Damn, you kid is also ruthless, this is a big trouble!" ”
Chen Xu shook his head indifferently and said, "It's nothing, they did it first, and they handcuffed me!" ”
Counselor Chen shook his head and said, young man, don't be so impulsive, you're in a big trouble now!
At this time, two policemen got out of the police car, first glanced at the howling urban management brother with a little disgust, and then walked up to Chen Xu and said: "This classmate, please get in the car with us, beating up state law enforcement officers in broad daylight, this crime is very big." Please inform your parents. ”
"And what do you say about this?" Chen Xu raised his hand and gestured at the handcuffs: "Is the chengguan qualified to carry handcuffs?" They beat people first, and they also handcuffed me, this problem needs to be solved as well, right?! ”
The faces of the two policemen changed when they saw the handcuffs, and it must be a trouble to pursue this thing. At this time, the policeman who was driving outside suddenly said, "Wait! I know this student! Let me give Director Wang a call! ”
………… Whew, it's late again. There's no way, if you sleep late, you wake up late, and it's not easy to maintain a normal schedule!
(To be continued)