Chapter 149 The clouds are scattered, and the bright moon shines on people
Seeing the police uncle take Li Guo away, Mother Bird asked Guo's mother in a low voice, "No matter?" ”
Guo Ma squinted and glanced at Mother Bird: "What are you worried about?" ”
"Why do you talk like that?" Mother Bird frowned: "That's your son." ”
Guo's mother's expression changed very subtly, and then walked into the house with a smile: "Maybe it's still your grandson's father." ”
Mother Bird knew that the surname of Mother Guo was purely innate, so she didn't continue to fight with her, but followed her into the room.
The two middle-aged uncles in the room continued their dispute, as if as long as one of them did not give in, then the quarrel would be endless, and it would continue forever.
"You two." Mother Bird grabbed a handful of chess pieces from the chessboard and stuffed them into her pocket: "Li Guo was taken away." ”
Guo's father raised his head and looked at the mother bird, and stretched out his hand: "Pay me back." ”
"What!" The bird spirit suddenly came out of the room: "Who took it!" ”
Father Bird's face was very ugly, and he said in a voice that was almost squeezed out of his nose: "Police! ”
"Fuck!" The bird spirit blew up on the spot, rolled up his sleeves and took out the phone.
"Smack!" A crisp sound of chess pieces falling to the ground made Bird's hand shake involuntarily, and the phone slipped down by accident.
Guo Dad stood up: "No one is allowed to help him!" ”
As he spoke, he glanced at Mo Chou, who was sneaking around and preparing to run away from the back door: "Mo Chou, come back!" ”
"Oh......" Mo Chou saw that he was discovered, so he could only slowly move to the hall: "Father...... Xianggong he ......"
"He's still a piece of shit." Father Bird said vividly: "Aren't they all what you are used to, the eldest son of the Li family." The former eldest prince in front of you was ...... when he was nineteen years old."
Before Father Bird's words were finished, Mother Bird stepped on his toes, her eyes sharp: "You are conscious." ”
"Really...... What are you doing with secrecy? Father Bird lit a cigarette indignantly, and then looked at Daddy Guo: "Go and get me food, I'm hungry." ”
"Damn...... Dad Guo stood up from his position angrily: "Do you want me to feed you later?" ”
"Elder, I'm an elder, you know?" Father Bird patted his chest: "Elder! ”
And when the previous generation of them was noisy, Mo Chou gently pinched the bird's buttocks, and kept giving her a look. Bird Zijing is so smart and icing, as soon as she looks at Mo Chou's appearance, she knows that she may have some good plan that has already taken shape in her chest.
The bird spirit gave Mo Chou a look back, and then the two of them slowly moved back little by little, as if they had just finished stealing the lamp oil, and they didn't even dare to make a sound.
At this moment, Li Guo was sitting in a rickety prisoner car, and was being strictly guarded and drove towards the Public Security Bureau.
"Hey, boys." Zhijian, the disabled man on Li Guo's waist, suddenly spoke: "From the perspective of human rights, I think you should show the documents you should have, such as an arrest warrant." ”
The policemen sitting on both sides of Li Guo turned their heads to look at Li Guo almost at the same time, and one of them, a young and vigorous trainee policeman, scolded Li Guo in a thick foreign dialect: "Nonsense [***], shut up grandpa!" ”
And after speaking, he had to use his elbow to hit Li Guo's chest.
But fortunately, a person on the other side of Li Guo who should be a formal police officer raised his hand to stop him, looked left and right out of the window, and said carefully: "Don't be here, go back to the bureau." ”
Li Guo shook his head, but didn't say anything.
"Come, boy! Uncle Ben hasn't drunk blood for a long time. Zhijian, who was disabled, continued to speak as if no one was around: "Offer them to Uncle Ben as a first dish." ”
"Good." The trainee policeman straightened his hat and looked at Li Guo in surprise: "Even the police are going to kill you, you have so much courage." ”
Li Guo smiled helplessly: "I didn't say it. ”
"Wait a minute, you'll die." The trainee policeman seemed to be afraid that others would not know that he was a profiteering agency, and looked at Li Guo fiercely: "I'm afraid you won't be able to get out." ”
When the other person heard what he said, he quickly coughed, signaling that he had said too much. But the trainee policeman didn't seem to give face to the policeman who was making up at all, he just snorted coldly, and the more he talked, the more energetic he became, and even started to poke Li Guo's face with his hand: "Wait a minute, you will give Lao Tzu a serious explanation, and after the honest explanation, I will give you a good death, and I will help Lao Tzu pave the way." ”
Li Guo looked at the expressions of the two people left and right, and found that the one who was making up didn't say a word, but the one who had just entered the door was babbling, which was actually not in line with common sense. So Li Guo immediately judged that this guy who had just entered the industry was not only a rookie, but also a little bastard who had never taken a criminal investigation class or studied criminal psychology at all, and judging from his attitude, this guy should be the son or relative of the leader above.
Otherwise, in a big case like Li Guo, it would be impossible to send this kind of vegetable to force out to carry out the task, and this vegetable is not obedient at all. Aside from his position, Li Guo felt that the policeman, who was quite calm, should be very angry now.
And Li Guo even got more information from this short contact, this guy's family must not be much higher. I remember that the code name Teng Snake said at that time that Li Xiang, that is, the criminal policeman who has been pursuing Li Mingxue, his father is a provincial and ministerial-level official, in ancient words, that is a feudal official, a first-class official. But he still had to listen to his master honestly and be careful.
Although this is related to the general environment of Yanjing, in general, it also has a lot to do with the education received, such as the guy around him now. Li Guo can conclude that his family is at most at the level of the city bureau, and this city must be a county-level city, and it is definitely not a municipality directly under the central government.
"Gotta give me a reason, right?" Li Guo thought about it, and decided that he could come up with something: "Why are you sure that I killed someone?" ”
"Needless to say?" The full-time police officer was robbed by this intern guy again: "If you say it's you, it's you." What were you doing yesterday at five o'clock in the afternoon? ”
"Rain." Li Guo didn't think about it, and blurted out.
"!" The trainee policeman slapped Li Guo on the chest with an elbow: "Wait!" ”
Li Guo had been merged with Zhan Lu's human sword yesterday, and Zhan Lu's special function was actually very simple, that is, protection. In addition to the six minutes of absolute defense, there is also some regular protection, at least Li Guo can now withstand any direct blow from a firearm below 7.6 mm within five meters, although places such as the eye can still be injured, but Li Guo also has a slow-playing passive skill.
So now this elbow, although Li Guo flicked it in the seat, but for him, it was not even a tickle.
Strictly speaking, in fact, Li Guo's heart is quite dark now.
After being alone for a while, Li Guo silently closed his eyes and began to talk to the disabled Zhijian. In fact, Li Guo has always wanted to talk to Zhan Lu, but Zhan Lu is like a cute little mute, he can only give Li Guo yes or no, these two answers, and most of the time Zhan Lu will not have any communication with Li Guo at all.
So, in this respect, it is far less than the disability or unsheathed aura.
"I say, Zhijian." Li Guo pondered for a moment: "Don't talk suddenly next time, okay?" ”
Disabled Zhijian: "......"
"You ......" The sudden silence of the disabled Zhijian actually made Li Guo uneasy.
Therefore, everyone has a cheap bone, and when the disabled will is strong and chattering, Li Guo can't wait to give it a poisonous mute, but when he really wants to talk to it, its sudden silence makes Li Guo feel a little embarrassed.
"I said you, what do you want me to do? You told me not to talk, okay! I don't speak. But it's not more than 30 seconds, and you're staring there because I don't speak, did you knock your brain out half a pound on the stove when you were a child? Teenager, please face up to your own IQ, your elementary school teacher must have taught you the elements of respecting others, the first point is to respect your own IQ. Come! Shout out to me, 'The Force gives me strength,' and after we've killed these little trash, Uncle will give you another lesson in Mazhe." ”
After Li Guo heard the disabled Zhijian's chatter again, and it was a point-to-point chat, he breathed a sigh of relief, looked left and right at the two policemen who were holding Li Guo's two hands, and then continued to communicate with the disabled Zhijian: "What do you think? ”
In fact, the reason why Li Guo asked the disabled Zhijian was actually the teaching of Uncle Shusoul, who once said that no matter what happened, he could ask the disabled Zhijian. Although Li Guo thought that the disabled Zhijian was a very wise and immortal sword, it was not a nervous necrosis like this. But the eldest sister also said that the disabled Zhijian can be regarded as the smartest sword in the world.
Therefore, when encountering the current situation that makes Li Guo confused, it is at least better to ask about the disabled Zhijian than to be at a loss here.
"Well, since you asked sincerely. I will tell you with great mercy. But after the problem is solved, you have to get down on your knees and kiss my boots. Well...... Of course, I don't have boots, so I don't have to kiss them. You know, it's a very disgusting thing to be kissed by a man, and this kind of thing has only happened once in my almost infinite life, and then I cut that man into pork and green onion filling. ”
"Uncle......" Li Guo was helpless: "Are you talking about business?" ”
The disabled Zhijian groaned for a moment, and then said in a deep tone: "You first transmit everything you have experienced to me. ”
Li Guo was stunned: "There is still this kind of function......"
"What do you think? Didn't anyone teach you this technique? Oh...... It may be lost, come on, come on, I'll give you a copy first, and give the uncle a quick speed. ”
Li Guo was stunned...... Then I suddenly felt a pain in my brain like a pinprick for a second, and then a lot of strange things poured into me like a tide, which Li Guo didn't know before.
After Li Guo went through it, he found that this method of packaging and sharing memories was surprisingly simple, even easier than using RAR to compress pictures and send them to others.
"This is a quick handbook carefully refined by Uncle Ben, come on, start to pass on. Uncle Ben once studied the human brain, which can output 400,000 megabytes per second. ”
Li Guo smiled, he really didn't realize that this disabled Zhijian was still a scientist...... "What are you laughing at!" The policeman next to him warned Li Guo: "Be honest! ”
Li Guo didn't plan to deal with this person at all, but just sorted out the part from just returning home to being by his father's family law and edited a conversation with Bird's mother, and sent it to Zhijian, who was disabled.
The disabled Zhijian also trembled after receiving the compressed package, and it took about thirty seconds before it spoke.
"Well, the person you beat up is called Kai, it should be related to the above. And judging from his face, he is very narrow-minded. So the garbage that was killed by that little king is counted on you, and your wallet is still there. As he spoke, the disabled Zhijian sighed deeply: "Look at my mouth shape, you are so stupid!" ”
Li Guo waited for his next words with an embarrassed face, and his heart was full of entanglement.
"That person named Kai should be waiting for you in the bureau, and it is estimated that you don't have to go to court, you will be killed directly by them. But this shouldn't be a big deal for you or me, but what you should be thinking about now is how to minimize the impact, the bigger the trouble, the more trouble you will have, and eventually there will be a series of chain reactions. You see, I'm actually a very clever sword. Zhijian, who is disabled, paused: "Your father has been involved with that little bird nine out of nine, a woman, a woman who has lived for four or five hundred years, if she still misses a man who is hundreds of years younger than him, and even cares about his next generation, then there must be hard and unforgettable love, do you understand?" Love. And this love, just by saying it, should be useless. It depends on two fiery hearts colliding with each other. Tsk, who doesn't have a young frivolity. Let's go, let's go, life will inevitably experience painful struggles. ”
After listening to the reasoning of the disabled Zhijian, Li Guo realized why it was qualified to be listed as the Three Treasures of the Li Family along with Uncle Book Soul and Mo Chou, Uncle Book Soul is an encyclopedia and a philosopher, and Li Guo's series of changes were brought about by Uncle Book Soul. Mo Chou is a soft girl, and she gives Li Guo almost omnipresent warmth. And this crippled Zhijian, on the basis of removing the fact that it is a weapon itself, it is really a very smart guy, even if its mouth is annoying enough, but Li Guo really feels that it is really an artifact.
"All right, boy. Now there are three paths for you to choose. Zhijian, who was disabled, said in a tone: "One is, take out your black and hard, and shout 'The Force gives me strength'." The other is to use more awesome people to crush this group of garbage. In the end, he was killed by them safely. ”
"Yes...... But the Li family's family motto says that you can't bully others. Li Guo seemed to have been lowered by something: "I will be beaten." ”
"Look at the shape of my mouth again. You're not your average stupid. The disabled Zhijian scolded Li Guo viciously.
"There are chivalrous warriors and thieves, and chivalrous thieves rob the rich and help the poor, and chivalrous thieves do swords. Good people are either bullied by others or called good people, that is called shrugged. You have completely misinterpreted your family motto, just like those idiots misinterpreted 'repay grievances with virtue', looking at things in a macro and macro way. Got it? No one can be perfect, boy. Even I am a cripple. ”
As he spoke, Zhijian, who was disabled, suddenly stopped: "I suddenly thought that you still have a way to go." ”
Li Guo was stunned: "What? ”
"Just make things as big as possible!" The disabled Zhijian bar smacked his mouth: "Yes! The bigger, the better! ”
Li Guo was stunned at that time: "What did you just say......"
"People have stumbled." The disabled Zhijian directly overturned the conclusion he had just made: "After you make a big fuss, someone will naturally wipe your little ass, and at that time, you really can't help your weird father ignore you?" Do you dare to bet with me, you are in a single vein, when you are really going to be killed, your father will protect you if he plays with his life, and in my memory, it seems that there is a big guy in your family, um! Big! Oh yes, yes, I remember, really a big guy! ”
Li Guo tilted his head and thought for a while: "What big guy?" ”
At this time, the disabled Zhijian suddenly fell silent, and continued to speak after a long time: "I really can't say this." You see, I can tell you all about my measurements, but you have to give me a little secret of my own. ”
After speaking, the disabled Zhijian also sang: "Summer and summer passed quietly to leave a little secret, and I can't tell you ...... from the bottom of my heart."
Li Guo: "......"
However, this time Li Guo was not tortured by the disabled Zhijian for long, and his prisoner car soon arrived at the gate of the Municipal Public Security Bureau, where the two policemen pushed Li Guo, drove him out of the car, and tried to twist his hands.
"Let it go!" Li Guo frowned: "I'll go myself!" ”
Of course, for a felony like Li Guo, it is definitely a luxury to want to go by himself.
The armed policemen who escorted Li Guo, when they saw that Li Guo had the posture of arrest, rushed up without saying a word, picked up a submachine gun and smashed it on Li Guo's cheek with the butt.
But Li Guo just tilted his head, and then broke the handcuffs with a wave of his hand, and turned around and pulled it with an elbow, and the gun that hit Li Guo's cheek was immediately broken in two.
"I'll go by myself!" Li Guo stood still, looking directly at the policemen who were already loading guns and pointing at him: "Don't worry, I'm not trying to resist arrest." If you really want to kill me here, you can't say anything. ”
The trainee policeman who had been wearing his hat crookedly walked out from behind an armed policeman at this time, directly took out a matching gun, and resisted Li Guo: "Look at you fast, or Lao Tzu's gun is fast." ”
"You shouldn't have a gun at your level." Li Guo's head flashed back, and he reached out and fiddled with the bolt of his gun twice, and the whole gun was immediately scattered into parts.
"I said, I'll go by myself."
When Li Guo slowly walked towards the public security building, he was really apprehensive, but this was completely in accordance with the requirements of the disabled Zhijian. It was something he had never done before, new and exciting, and with a sense of exhilaration.
(To be continued)