Chapter 259: The Braggart King

"Hurry up and eat! We'll go out and play later. γ€–γ€—οΌŒ..” Eating the food in the bowl, Zhang Ye glared at Feng'er.

The little one immediately obediently began to eat spoon by spoon.

"Daddy eats!" Xiao Linglong sat next to Zhang Ye, scooped a spoonful of fragrant rice from the bowl, and handed it to her father.

"Hmm!" Xiao Linglong's intimate behavior made Zhang Ye feel very happy, and he opened his mouth to eat the rice she handed over, "It's delicious, Linglong is so good!" ”

"My brother eats it too!"

Xiao Linglong is very well-behaved, and sometimes it can even be heartbreaking. After feeding her father, this girl also fed a spoonful to Feng'er, and then Ying'er also fed her. The two little ones smiled.

It's not easy! My sister actually feeds herself.

As for Xin'er and Zong'er, the two little ones sat at the other end of the long table. It has been transformed into an automated feeding line by Xin'er.

They sat in chairs, their mouths open, and their eight robotic arms moved back and forth, constantly feeding all kinds of food into their mouths, and the two little ones sat there and just opened their mouths, and they didn't even have to chew.

One chicken thigh, one fish in one bite......

The two little ones ate very fragrantly.

What a lazy two little pigs!

Every time Zhang Ye saw their way of eating, he couldn't help but want to complain.

It's just too lazy to eat. I'm too lazy to be angry, I really don't know how Xin'er came up with this method.

And if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, I'm afraid that Zhang Ye wouldn't have believed that those big fish and meat, east, west, north and south dishes were all made of milk.

And that's not all. After eating these things, each bite of the meal automatically turns into a drop of milk. So so far, don't look at them eating and drinking. In fact, they only ate a little bit, and they didn't have to eat at all.

"Even eat!" As a foodie, this kind of thing naturally can't be missing. Although it is disgraceful to snatch milk from your younger siblings, the smell of those things is so good.

Even though she knew that no matter how good these things smelled and tasted, they were essentially milk, Feng'er still couldn't help but want to eat them with her younger siblings.

"Babble...... Babble......"

And Xin'er did not refuse her brother's proposal. He pointed to a place not far in front of him, and soon a set of utensils there became an automated feeding line.

"yes......" This made Feng'er very happy.

He climbed onto the table without hesitation. sat down in that chair. As soon as I sat down, a mechanical arm immediately handed over a sweet and sour crucian carp, followed by fish-flavored pork, hand-grabbed mutton, and fragrant grilled steak......

This can spoil Feng'er's beauty! The little one was smiling and his mouth was full of oil.

"Sister! I'm going to eat too, I'm going to eat too! ”

There is such a good thing in the world, and of course the eagle will not miss it. yelled at his sister, hoping that his sister would also get him a set of foodie equipment.

"Alas......"

Zhang Ye watched Ying'er also sit happily on the automatic feeding line, and couldn't help sighing.

"Daddy!"

"Huh? Linglong, do you want to eat it too? ”

"Don't eat it!" Xiao Linglong ignored the rice grains on her face. Shook his head.

"Hoo ......"

Fortunately, Xiao Linglong is still very principled, and those big fish and big meat did not impress her, otherwise all the children would have to use that assembly line.

"My brother is awake!"

"Oh?" Zhang Ye glanced at Xiao Linglong in surprise, then turned his head to look at Rui'er.

At this time. Ruil is turning over on the couch.

Apparently almost awakened.

Really...... Less than a minute later, Ruil rubbed her head and woke up from her slumber.

But the boy had just woken up. He touched his head, and then gasped and "hissed...... Kill the West Niang skin with a thousand knives! Who knocked me on the head? ”

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I thought that this kid was after fusing that blood dragon. It won't be so bad. But who knew that things were not as good as he imagined, and he really responded to the sentence 'dogs can't change eating'

"Riel. Do you want to get beaten? Say that again, be careful that Daddy beats you up again! ”

"Huh? Dad! Other! Other! I don't want to be beaten! I'm just talking! Don't take it personally. Ruil shook her head.

It's just that his head seems to hurt really and the little guy sits on the couch grinning.

In the end, he couldn't stand it anymore, and held his head and asked Zhang Ye, "Dad, are you sneaking up on me while I'm sleeping?" Why does my head hurt so much? ”

"Daddy gan sneak attack on you? You hit the table yourself, who do you blame? ”

"Ugh! That's right! I just banged the table and ...... I went to do the laundry and ...... Dizzy! ”

"Fainted?"

"Yes! I'm dizzy! Rui'er nodded, then asked suspiciously, "Am I not doing laundry?" How did you get on the couch? ”

"I put you on it."

Zhang Ye took a piece of meat and put it in his mouth, then glanced at Rui'er with slanted eyes.

Through these few words, he has basically guessed what is going on. When Riel had a vision on her body, she was definitely unconscious, and even forgot some things automatically.

This made Zhang Ye couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Otherwise, some things are really hard to explain to children. Forget it's better.,It's a hundred.,Everything is still the same as it was.,Those who should be pit continue to pit dad.,Those who should sell cute continue to sell cute.。

"An uncle! Dad, you guys are so authentic, you don't call me after eating! At this time, Ruier finally noticed what her father was doing. With a wail, he quickly jumped off the sofa.

"Find your sister! They're having a big meal! Zhang Ye pointed at the little guys who were eating and drinking with chopsticks.

"I ......" At this time, Ruier finally saw that her brother and younger siblings were in Gan. I thought they were just sitting there and having fun, but who knew that they were actually eating a big meal

"What a way to eat thunder and thunder! I want it too! I want it too! ”

This assembly-line way of eating is simply amazing. Let Ruier be envious.

However, he had only just finished speaking. The children's chair in front of him becomes a fully automatic feeding line.

"Hehehe...... Eat a big meal! As soon as she saw this, Rui'er couldn't help but drool.

"These boys are so unproductive!"

Zhang Ye really couldn't imagine it. Why are these little ones so interested in eating? Even if there is a child's Tianxing in it, it won't be like this!

Look at the way they gobble up one by one. It's like a starving ghost reincarnated.

"Delicious! Delicious! ”

"Aung Aang...... Ang ......"

"It's delicious! Hehehe......"

The three brothers sat in their respective seats, smiling and eating with their mouths full of oil.

Only Zong'er and Xin'er ate slowly there.

Xin'er has no opinion on the way the three brothers eat, at most she just looks at them strangely.

Although Xin'er didn't care, Zong'er despised her elder brothers.

"Sneer......"

Squinting at a few elder brothers, Zong'er's eyes shot out the word 'contempt', and even a fool could see it.

His expression made the eagle dissatisfied. "I'll go! Old Five, what kind of expression do you have? Don't think that if you put on a posture like this, my brother won't dare to beat you. ”

"Ahhhhh......h Ahh......h

"Yo he......"

I was about to say something, but the two robotic arms fed several grilled fish one after another. After making the eagle scramble, and finally eating it all, the kid yelled at his brother again.

I saw him raise his eyebrows and point at Zong'er and said. "Stinky boy, you're still a little tender. Don't drag it like 2580,000, my brother looks unhappy. Be careful when school is out in the afternoon. Don't be beaten up. ”

"Second brother, is your head full of chicken wings?"

"What words? Be careful to fight with you! Ying'er sat on the chair and said while eating the big fish and meat handed by the assembly line.

"Ugh!" Ruil Khan.

Choked for a while. Only then did he say, "Second brother, I have to remind you that we didn't go to school at all. ”

"Oh?"

Now the eagle finally reacted. Then he hurriedly changed his words: "I'm talking about the future!" Will you understand later? ”

"Sneer......" Zong'er held a fish in his mouth and raised his chin at the two elder brothers. Then he waved his fist.

That means 'I can handle you kind of waste with one hand.' ’

"You...... Look down on us? ”

"How dare you despise us!"

"Beat you up and didn't negotiate!"

"That's it!"

"That's it! Are you bothered? It's actually your brother who is more serious. Embarrassing, huh? "At this time. Zhang Ye finally spoke.

For Rui'er and Ying'er, Zhang Ye is very helpless, these two little guys are like Xiaoliu. Hooligans! As for the newborn Zong'er, he always looked silent, making it easy to ignore him. But that look is too dragging, making people egg. Hurt.

"Stinky boy, you should really burn high incense, if it weren't for Daddy's words, you would have been beaten into a pig's head."

"That's it! You know, my second brother and I are ten all over the world. "Obviously, that's when Ruil started bragging again." I want to be an old man, learn martial arts at the age of three, learn swords at the age of five, become a master at the age of thirteen, and fight alone when I travel down the mountain at the age of fourteen, and I have not tasted defeat, which is really lonely as snow! ”

Eagle sat next to Riel, and when she heard his words, she forgot to eat. looked at this younger brother dumbfounded, stunned.

I'm good! The fourth child's cowhide is really big!

Not only him, but even Zhang Ye was frightened by Rui'er's cowhide.

Martial arts at the age of three? Learning to sword at the age of five? Thirteen-year-old Dacheng? Not a single defeat? Lonely as snow?

What the hell is this mess?

Zhang Ye got up from his seat with a dark face and came to Rui'er's side.

"Oops, Daddy's going to beat someone!" Looking at her father's appearance, Ruier knew that she was blowing too much.

The expected pain of flesh and skin did not materialize.

After Zhang Ye walked over, he didn't say a word, and directly stretched out his hand and pointed at his little Ding Ding.

"Dad! Are you going to gan? Being pointed at by her dad like this, Ruier felt cold in her crotch.

"Stinky boy, if you want to brag, you don't want to see if it's reliable. When will you kid stop wearing open crotch pants and wet the bed, let's talk about these things again! "To be continued.

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PS: Actually, I like Ruier! Although this kid is unreliable, narcissistic and timid, thick-skinned, and always loves to brag, he is really good!

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