Chapter 81: Singing the World White (I)
Li Yong picked up the microphone with a smile and said in a tone that he always seemed to be very free with his surname: "A few years ago, our CCTV conducted a poll, is it called happiness?" Eh, Zhu Jun, are you happy? ”
"Didn't I answer this question the year before last?"
"Zhu Jun, this is because you haven't learned philosophy well, things are changing and developing! Our Nobel laureate Mr. Mo said well, being happy today does not mean being happy tomorrow, being happy the year before last, and you may not be happy this year? ”
Zhu Jun smiled: "Li Yong, do you want to curse me for the New Year?" ”
"Doesn't the curse have to crouch on the ground and draw circles? I haven't started to deploy this magic array yet, why am I cursing you? Li Yong exaggerated and said, "You just answer happily, are you happy or not?" ”
Zhu Jun nodded firmly: "My surname is Zhu!" ”
Li Yong laughed twice, "Look at you, your heart is empty, right?" I don't have a weak heart, because I'm so happy. ”
"Where are you happy?"
"My wife is the chief director of the Spring Festival Gala!"
There was a burst of laughter in front of the TV and under the stage, and the live director cut the picture directly to the studio, Haven smiled and waved his hand at the camera, and the picture cut back to the scene.
Zhu Jun continued: "According to what you say, Benin is definitely not happy. ”
Li Yong nodded and said with a wicked smile: "Yes, yes, a 30-year-old bachelor is simply a human tragedy!" ”
The picture cuts to Benin's swarthy face, and Benin has a wry smile on his face.
The picture cut back, but Zhu Jun sighed: "Actually, it's not our Benin to blame, he mainly points back." ”
"What do you mean by that?" Lee Yong-dao.
"It's simple, today's girls, the requirements for boys are three 180! We Benin, none of them meet! ”
"Which three?"
"Height, 180 cm."
Li Yong nodded, looked at Benin and said, "It really doesn't match." ”
Benin in the audience covered his face in a hurt way.
Zhu Jun continued: "The house is 180 square meters. ”
Li Yong sighed and said: "Catching up with the good policy that a family can only live in one room, this young man still lives with his parents today......
Benin squatted.
Zhu Jun then shook his head, "The third one is not suitable to say it in front of so many audiences. ”
There was a commotion under the stage.
Zhao Baojun shouted in front of the TV: "Isn't this scale too big!" ”
It's an old man and a lady who doesn't usually touch the Internet.
Li Yong picked up the words quickly, and kept waving his hand and said: "The male surname among the yellow people can reach these three 180 ...... Too little! Aren't you adding to the blockage of the vast number of leftover women! ”
Chengren's joke ended here, and Zhu Jun immediately continued: "So over the years, the conditions for girls to choose a mate have changed again. ”
"What a change."
"First, there is wealth. property of property. ”
Li Yong nodded, "It's understandable." ”
"Second, talented."
Li Yongdao: "The current girl is not so greedy for money!" ”
"Huh! I'm talking about it, talented people! ”
"That's a good thing to say, I think back then, I relied on my talent to catch up with Haven!"
"Go! Your little bit of Taoism is also embarrassed to be called talent? In order to pursue the goddess today, the energy displayed by young people is not comparable to your mouth! ”
"Energy? How much energy? ”
"That's a lot of energy...... You know it when you see it! ”
On the TV screen, subtitles are typed - the magic musical "Eighteen Instruments".
The music sounded, and Jungzur, dressed like a princess, slowly walked onto the stage.
"Every time I am strong in wandering and lonely, every time I am hurt, I don't shed tears, I know that I have always had a pair of invisible wings that take me through despair...... I finally saw all my dreams blossoming, how loud the young singing voices were chasing, I finally soared and gazed with my heart without being afraid, and flew as far as the wind would be......"
The familiar lyrics, and the rare perfect performance that is not out of tune, make the eyes of people in front of the TV can't help but shine.
And at this time, there was a sudden exclamation on the TV.
I saw that Rong Zuer suddenly flew up in the air, and a pair of transparent wings made of 3D effects appeared behind her at the same time. Rong Zuer flew higher and higher, not far away, a lifting LED board with a large sofa on it slowly rose, Rong Zuer flew to the LED board and fell, and sat on the chair dignifiedly.
"Oh! Oh! This flight is Liu Qian's magic! ”
"This 3D effect is so wonderful, I didn't expect it at all! CCTV actually has talents! ”
In front of the TV, countless people shouted like this.
The music stopped, and as Wang Lihong, Lin Junjie, Chen Yufan and Hu Haiquan came to the stage, there was a burst of screams immediately under the stage. Screaming is naturally for the first two......
The four of them walked up, looked up at Rong Zuer, who was high above, and Wang Lihong said exaggeratedly: "Ah! Queen! ”
"What a queen! It's a goddess! Lin Junjie said.
"It's not a goddess, it's a goddess!" Chen Yufan said.
"What goddess?" Hu Haiquan snapped his fingers, "It's an angel!" ”
Music plays.
The four men faced Jung Zur and sang: "You are my angel, the angel who protects me, and I have no sorrow from now on, you are my angel, the angel who gives me joy, and even I have learned to fly...... Like a child leaning on his shoulders, like tears leaning on his face, you are like an angel, give me dependence, give me strength, like a poet leaning on the moon, like a dolphin leaning on the ocean, you are an angel, you are an angel, you are my first and last heaven......"
After the four of them finished singing, they were about to step forward to offer their courtesy, and a particularly nice voice sounded immediately.
"Dude, you're so weak."
Wang Kefan stepped onto the stage in one step, followed by Liu Qian, who deliberately played himself low, and for a while, there was an excited scream under the stage and in front of the TV.
"My son! O my son! ”
Tian Erniu, who had been waiting for a long time, didn't care that the goods on TV didn't look the same at all, and just shouted out directly.
A group of young people in Yuzhou City, who claimed to have seen Wang Kefan's true face, were stunned on various occasions.
How...... Damn it...... Will it look so good? Impossible! Is there a mistake!
But the little girls who only met Wang Kefan through the Internet were all so excited that they couldn't let the family live, they could sing and play, and they ...... It's as handsome as I imagined!
The two completely different reactions immediately messed up all the forums that mentioned Wang Kefan. Saliva is flying, some say that Wang Kefan has plastic surgery, some say that this Wang Kefan is not the other Wang Kefan, and some say that Wang Kefan actually changes his face and can change his skin freely......
Fortunately, Wang Kefan, who was on the stage, was not affected at all, and generously stretched out his hand and instructed Liu Qian: "Xiao Liu, light up the weapon!" ”
"Yes, young master."
Liu Qian put his hand into the small pocket, pulled it, pulled out the head of a guitar, pulled it again, pulled out the guitar body, and finally pulled it, and actually took out a big guitar from his pocket.
There was applause at the scene.
Wang Kefan took the guitar, Lin Junjie immediately stood up, stretched out his hand to stop the three people behind him, and swore an oath: "Leave it to me!" ”
As he spoke, a staff member with the words "I am a dragon suit" printed on his jacket and T-shirt ran to the stage and handed over a guitar to Lin Junjie.
There was another chuckle in the audience.