Chapter Seventy-Four: Come On! Good boy.
"How many of you need help?" The shopping guide greeted Li Guo as soon as he entered the door: "Are you here to help this Xiansen choose a suit?" ”
Bird Zijing stretched out his hand and handed a card to the shopping guide: "Take it." ”
Li Guo's eyes were quick, and he snatched the gold card of the bird essence: "I'm afraid that others won't know that you are rich, right?" I can't afford a piece of clothing......"
Bird Zijing shrugged his shoulders and pretended to be pitiful: "Great official, you have wronged the slave family......"
Turning his head, he looked at the shopping guide who wanted to laugh and didn't dare to laugh: "I just want to pick a suit that fits." ”
The shopping guide was stunned at the time: "Most of us are taking orders here, and most of the clothes on these models are display items." Tailor-made is in line with our purpose. ”
Torikoshi stepped forward and handed a slip from her bag: "This is the order I placed with you last week. ”
As she spoke, she took the bank card back from Li Guo's hand and handed it to the shopping guide: "There is also a watch and a pair of leather shoes." ”
The shopping guide took the list and drew on a form: "Hello, a total of 138,000, since you hold our VIP card, 8,000 yuan belongs to the range of no fractional discounts, and you will be given a belt." ”
Li Guo was dim at that time, how much was it? Thirteen thousand eight? A watch, a set of clothes and a pair of leather shoes actually cost 138,000? How can this make Li Guo, an ordinary salaryman who buys discounted Jack Jones, feel embarrassed? Fortunately, Bird Zijing had already ordered the goods here, otherwise Li Guo would have lost his face.
So he waved his hand like Mo Chou and Xiaoxin Girl, who had been chatting behind him, and said to Bird Zijing: "Let's wait for you in the car first." Go to Qipai to have a look. ”
But just when Li Guo was about to kick his feet out, he was pulled by Bird Zijing: "Are you sick?" What are you going to do? ”
Li Guo sighed, and he was not embarrassed, so he spread his hands directly: "I can't afford it, what am I still doing here?" ”
Bird Zijing suddenly laughed and patted Li Guo on the shoulder: "Brother, then can you wait for me for a while?" ”
This request is not too much at all, and there is a place for free Internet access in this store, so Li Guo took his two sisters to sit in front of the computer and began to watch funny videos with Xiaoxin Mochou.
And the bird essence waited on the loss table, while checking the things in the gift box, chatting with the shopping guide, and after she checked it correctly, she beckoned to Li Guo: "Big official, come and do me a favor." ”
Li Guo let out an "oh" and walked up to her: "What are you doing?" ”
Bird Zijing didn't say a word, and stuffed the messy things in his hands into Li Guo's arms: "Change clothes." ”
"For me?" Li Guo held a set of equipment worth 138,000 in his hand, and didn't say anything for a while: "What are you doing here?" ”
Bird Zijing patted Li Guo's shoulder: "Brother, don't break my heart, you don't have to throw it away." If you really can't turn a corner, just make me your girlfriend, I don't mind. ”
Li Guo smiled slightly embarrassed: "Why don't you discuss it with me, I'm very embarrassed now." ”
"It's embarrassing." Toriko Jing waved his hand: "I tell you clearly, there is no reason for me to do what I like." Hurry up, let's go pretend to be forced after changing our clothes. ”
Li Guo was pushed into the locker room by the bird spirit with tears and laughter...... When it came out, everyone present, including the shopping guide who was used to seeing those celebrities, couldn't help but be dumbfounded.
I have to say that people really still have to rely on external decoration to beautify. After Li Guo put on this set of clothes that Bird Zijing made for him, he didn't seem to be Li Guo anymore.
Some people say that clothes that are too luxurious will hide the characteristics of people. It can only be said that this dress is the kind of garbage that was bought at the stall for fifty yuan and one hundred and fifty-four pieces. Really good clothes have always existed to foil people, just like Li Guo, when he wore a down jacket of one hundred and ninety-nine yuan, it was like. With the characteristic cheesiness and pompousness of a clumsy designer, and the inexplicable impulse to be covered up.
Li Guo is not a handsome guy, but the most orthodox and traditional education he received from Grandpa Guo since he was a child has made him calm and introverted that is completely different from his peers, and his surname is also a little dull and not good at words because of those messy prohibitions. But obviously, this kind of indifference and tranquility after fading the lead bloom seems to have a lethal effect like hellokitty for many girls.
And after he changed into Amani's clothes designed for calm men, his original temperament suddenly changed from low-key muffled to bright melancholy, although it is not eye-catching, but the more it looks like an ancient well, deep and mysterious, no one knows whether the fairy with a golden axe will pop out of it, or the sadako with a cloak.
"Seems like a good one." Li Guo looked around in front of the mirror and asked Mo Chou, "Mo Chou, what do you think?" ”
Mo Chou pulled his scarf high to hide his blush and heartbeat, and replied absentmindedly: "It would be better if I could wear a spear and a sword." ”
Li Guo ...... soundly Mo Chou's aesthetics are really very different from normal people.
And Xiaoxin's sister held her hands behind her back, and the extra-small adult circled around Li Guo several times: "Dad, do you know what Xinxin wants to do now?" ”
"I don't know ......"
"Xinxin wants to grow up quickly, just grow up to fifteen years old." The little new girl's eyes flashed: "Then marry Dad." ”
As soon as Li Guo heard this, he almost had stomach and intestine cramps, and he quickly pinched Xiaoxin's face: "You pinched this idea for me, did you hear it?" ”
Bird Zijing walked up from behind him, gently held Li Guo's hand, and asked the shopping guide, "How is it, what do you think?" ”
The shopping guide nodded violently, although it was slightly complimentary, but it was still very impressive: "I have been working in this store for three years, and this Xiansen is the most worthy person I have ever seen of this dress." No, it should be that this dress was simply made for him. ”
Who doesn't like to listen to praise, even Li Guo can't help but be overjoyed when he is praised like this. And then the bird spirit made another amazing move, she picked up a pair of scissors, dragged the plum fruit that was still blooming in her heart and walked into the dressing room, and then closed the door.
"Little friend...... Let my sister check your body. Bird Zijing pressed Li Guo's head: "Don't struggle, little friend." ”
Li Guo covered his head with both hands and looked at Bird Zijing in horror: "What are you playing again?" ”
"Shave your head!" Bird Zijing pressed Li Guo's head like grabbing a watermelon: "Don't worry, I learned from Vida Sassoon." ”
Li Guo hadn't reacted yet: "Who?" ”
"Vida Sassoon." After Bird Zijing finished speaking, he picked up the scissors and fiddled with Li Guo's head: "It's just a head shaving master." ”
In the click of the scissors and the rustle of Li Guo's hair on the ground, Li Guo's black and bright little flat head was made into a short hair inch by the bird essence, and the whole process took less than a minute, and Li Guo was surprised to find that there was no hair root left on his neck. I really didn't expect that the bird spirit still had this craft, if you can't live one day, opening a shaving shop is also a good choice.
"That's it!" Toriko clapped her hands: "Perfect! ”
"Are you sure you didn't make me yin-yang?" Li Guo kept turning in front of the mirror in the locker room: "I really can't trust you......"
Toriko Jing brushed her mature woman's hair: "As a fashionable female surname who has experienced many years of aesthetic trends, what I want to tell you is that most fancy hairstyles can only attract the favor of little girls. Simplicity is clear, complexity is chaos, and simplicity and atmosphere can kill both men and women. ”
Li Guo pursed his lips and said in his heart: I just want to get the favor of the little girl to grow long hair, handsome guys in ancient times were all long-haired...... But you cut it for me.
But he didn't say it either, after all, the bird spirit is also well-intentioned. However, this bird is good at doing things, although he is also experienced, but he has always had a strong subjective surname, which makes people feel very insecure...... "Look at you like that, you must be saying that I am unreliable." Bird Zijing crossed his waist: "Let me tell you, the old lady is a bottle of Guojiao 1573, and you have to taste it slowly to know the taste inside." If you don't believe it, go out and let others see it. ”
As he spoke, Bird Zijing put all the hair cut off by Li Guo into a plastic bag: "Take it back to make soy sauce." ”
"......" Li Guo was slightly stunned: "You can also make soy sauce?" ”
"I understand a little." Bird Zijing put her hair in her pocket: "Go back and make a doll with this, poke you thirty stitches every day, and ensure a good mood every day." ”
Li Guo lazily talked nonsense with the bird spirit who was running the train with his mouth, turned around and opened the door: "When you have money, I will pay you back the clothes money." ”
Torikoshi shrugged: "Then you have to remember it while I still do." ”
After going out, Li Guo resolutely surprised everyone again. But Mo Chou is not included in all these people, she is now bent on dressing Li Guo up as Zhao Yun, but his hair can't tie the ** ponytail at all now, which makes Mo Chou slightly disappointed.
But after all, she is not a vexatious girl, and when she saw Li Guo's new appearance, she was quite eye-catching, so she didn't say anything, just muttered a few words and complained.
When she went out, the shopping guide girl kept sending Li Guo to the car, and watched the tail light of the BMW disappear at the corner of the street. When she saw that there was no one around, her expression suddenly became very strange, and she glanced at her mouth: "Good cow dung has been inserted by the dog's tail grass, what a waste of resources......"
As she spoke, she reminisced about the appearance of the bird spirit: "Isn't it just that the legs are longer and richer, what's the big deal...... Why do men worship money so much now, it makes me desperate. ”
(To be continued)