Chapter 213: Making trouble in Jinan Mansion

Chapter 213 made a big fuss in Jinan Mansion

Remove from heat and reduce the juice...... Ah no, it's Ning Dan, and the "Three Corpse Leopard Fetal Brain God Yi Jin Dan" has become!

"Yes, it turned out to be a two-patterned one, it seems that our alchemy technology has improved again, and the first person in the kitchen to do alchemy is not called in vain. Apex Novel Hand-Hit Novel ['www.26dd.Cn'] Free Text Update!" Holding the "Three Corpse Leopard Fetal Brain God Yijin Dan" in his hand, Zhou Tian nodded with satisfaction, and then put down the swallow Li San hanging on the beam of the house.

Nong woke up with a scoop of water and stuffed Danyao directly into his mouth.

"Big brother, what did you give me to eat?" When eating yao, swallow Li San was still a little mushy, and when Danyao got down, he reacted.

"Have you heard of the 'Three Corpse Leopard Fetal Brain God Yi Jin Dan', I don't bother to explain it to you, let's experience it myself." Zhou Tian untied the rope on Li San's body, and casually urged the "Three Corpse Leopard Fetal Brain God Yi Jin Dan", and Li San naturally rolled on the ground in pain, "Yao effect feels it, I won't tie you up in the future, if you want to run, just now, I can make you hurt anytime and anywhere, you can try, I don't care about you now, let you run, I will start working in ten minutes, if you feel the pain can't stand it, come back to me, if it's okay, even if you're lucky, run for your life, the words are for you, It's not that I won't give you a chance to escape, so let's go. ”

"You really let me go......" Yanzi Li San got up from the ground and said suspiciously.

He Yanzi Li San belongs to the kind of master who does not abandon or give up, as long as he has the opportunity, he wants to escape, but Zhou Tian was a little too strict before, and he has not found the right time, but now that the other party let him go, then he definitely has no reason to stay.

As for what Zhou Tian said that he could make his stomach ache at any time, this swallow Li San didn't believe it very much, after all, there was no such poison in the rivers and lakes.

"If you don't leave, I won't let you go." Zhou Tian strode outside the kitchen, asked Xiao Er for a few dishes, and sat down to eat dinner.

"Then I'm leaving......" Yanzi Li San is not taking the usual road, the door and back door are open, and people have to jump over the wall.

With a "rubbing" sound, the swallow Li San went to the roof, and disappeared without a trace after a while.

When the wine and food came up, when Zhou Tian was half full, about the time was almost over, so he urged the "Three Corpse Leopard Fetal Brain God Yi Jin Dan" to come, and after urging for a while, Zhou Tian continued to eat the other half of his stomach.

When Zhou Tian was full of food and held on, Li San also staggered back.

"You...... What are you giving me to eat......" Li San gasped and yelled at Zhou Tian. At this moment, Li San's body was also covered with mud, and it is estimated that he was suddenly made when he ran from the house, and fell down to plant the mud in the ground.

"Don't yell at me." Zhou Tian frowned, and slightly urged the "Three Corpse Leopard Fetal Brain God Yi Jin Dan" as a punishment for Li Sanchong's yelling at himself just now.

As soon as Danyao urged, Li San immediately held his stomach and twitched on the ground, and only after a while did he ease up and come "Big brother...... Big brother, I will listen to you in the future, when will you spare me. ”

"Don't worry, as long as you listen to me these days, I will naturally not embarrass you, and now there is one thing for you to do." Zhou Tian said.

"Big brother, you said, I, Li San, will not hesitate to go to the soup." Li Sanbiao said loyally.

"Help me settle the money for food."

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"Being a thief is a good way to get rich." In this regard, Zhou Tian has a deep understanding during the time he has been in contact with Li San.

Not to mention anything else, it was Li San's original stealing, and if he didn't need to bury it, it would be no less than two hundred taels of gold, and two hundred taels of gold would belong to multimillionaires in this era, and he could live comfortably for several lifetimes.

But this is just for ordinary people, and it doesn't seem to be enough for Li San.

Li San, this kid is proficient in eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, the first four don't matter, but the last one is a big trouble, and he can spend all the money he has, so it is impossible for Li San to wash his hands and quit the showbiz for this reason...... The theft circle, so much so that he later became a Han Jian because of this drug addiction.

"Big brother...... Big brother, I'm addicted to smoking, I'll go to chou for two sips first, and you can rest here first. "Li San has a lot of money, and he has to help spend it on Sunday, so the place to live at night has to be bought in a good place, and the two of them lived in the Jinan Hotel, and after the check-in procedures were completed, Li San's addiction to smoking came up.

"Opium isn't a good thing." Zhou Tian looked at Li Sanqing's snot dripping out, and said, "I have a way to cure your smoking addiction, do you want to try it." ”

"Think...... I want to ...... "Opium is very comfortable, but the addiction is uncomfortable enough, at the beginning, Li San was young, with the attitude of trying it (many people who buy yao on TV have this sentence) and tasted it for a while, this taste can not stop the car, since then swallow Li San has been addicted to smoking, not that he doesn't want to quit, but he can't quit.

Therefore, Li Sanyi was naturally very happy when he heard that Zhou Tian had a way to quit his smoking addiction.

"My trick is called the distraction method." Zhou Tianyin smiled testedly, "I'll work for a while, let your stomach hurt, I estimate that the uncomfortable pain in your stomach is worse than your addiction to smoking, and when you have a stomachache, you won't feel addicted to smoking, what do you think of this method." ”

When Li San heard this, his face changed greatly, and he knelt down with a puff, "Big brother, are you ...... You're playing with me, if you want me to die, give me a good time, I'm uncomfortable to death......"

"Get up, get up and play a joke on you." It should be done to Li San to cure his addiction with a spiritual talisman, but this smoking addiction is not very easy to quit, if he quits today, he will be busy tomorrow, after all, this big smoking addiction is not only physical, but also mental, so Zhou Tian must give Li San a wake-up call, "I can tell you, it's not difficult to quit smoking for you, but if you chou again in the future, I will really make it difficult for you to die." ”

"Big brother...... You can rest assured, as long as you quit smoking this time, I promise that I will never chou again in the future...... hiss...... "Li San's addiction to smoking is getting worse and worse, and he is already on the ground at the moment; Seeing Li San's appearance, Zhou Tian sighed, took out a piece of rune paper and wrote a "quit smoking" talisman. After burning it out, it was made into yao soup and poured it into Li San, and Li San immediately stopped chou and relieved himself.

"You go out first." Zhou Tian saw that Li San was fine, so he said, "Your good Qiu Hong is probably worried about you now, go see her." If you have money, you can redeem her, and that girl will be good to you. ”

"Hey......" Li San saw that he was no longer uncomfortable, and his heart was naturally shocked, and Zhou Tian's image suddenly became taller, Li San was about to treat Zhou Tian as a fairy, listening to Zhou Tian's words, he didn't dare to say more, and he answered and exited Zhou Tian's room.

"It's been a good day for me to quit smoking." After Li San left, Zhou Tian sat on the head of the bed, the "quit smoking" just now consumed eighty percent of Zhou Tian's spiritual power, you must know that the spiritual power in Zhou Tian's body now is not comparable to before, it is more than ten times higher than before Yao, "I knew that it was written with a magic pen." ”

Zhou Tian sat cross-legged and recovered his spiritual power, and then pondered about the theft of things from Shanghan Fuqu's house.

Originally, he planned to arrest Li San to give Han Fuqu a vote, so as to get close to Han Fuqu, but Li San's kid didn't steal Han Fuqu.

It seems that Li San has to steal it once, of course, it would be better if Li San could steal his task items directly, and he would directly complete the task and leave, but this is not too realistic, after all, that YΓΉ Pei was brought by Han Fuqu, not necessarily hanging anywhere, if it was hung on the root of his thigh, even if Li Sanshui was high, he couldn't steal it.

"The more famous Li San is, the greater the trouble he causes, the greater the credit for catching Li San." Zhou Tian was lying on the bed, his eyebrows fluttering, and he seemed to have thought of a lot of good ways......

Early the next morning, Li San came back from Qiuhong, and the two began to calculate.

Totaling things up, Zhou Tian planned to let Li San not attack Han Fuqu first, but to steal the homes of the police chief and other political dignitaries, and then steal Han Fuqu when his attention was diverted enough.

As a result, the entire Jinan Mansion began to experience a jΔ« flying dog jumping days.

went down to the director of the Bureau of Industry and Commerce, and up to the secretary general of Han Fuqu, anyway, as long as he had money to work on, he let Li San steal it all over.

Of course, this Li San will inevitably miss and get injured when he steals something, but Zhou Tian's spirit rune is there, as long as he doesn't hit his head, Li San is a Xiaoqiang who can't be killed.

More than 100 crazy crimes have been committed in a row, and the name of Yanzi Li San is not only resounding in Jinan Mansion, but also throughout China, up to ninety-nine, down to just leaving, there is no one who doesn't know Yanzi Li San.

Such a crazy crime, and the stealing are all political officials, many people can't stand it, many of those corrupt officials don't dare to be greedy, for fear that Yanzi Li San will come to visit at night and steal all the things he is greedy for, and this Yanzi Li San not only steals gold and silver, but also has a lot of evidence of corruption Yanzi Li San is also smooth.

Han Fuqu hates corrupt officials the most, so Yanzi Li San has helped Han Fuqu a lot. However, Li San's method was not right, so under Han Fuqu's order, Li San's wanted notices were posted all over the city.

"It's almost time for the fire." In a small western-style building on the Jinshi Street of Jinan Prefecture, Zhou Tian held a bowl in his hand, looked at the newspaper about Yanzi Li San in his hand, and grinned.

Li San stole a lot of things back, and if they were all replaced with gold, they couldn't pull a car, which not only showed Li San's high level, but also showed the richness of these government dignitaries.

How can Li San spend so much money, Zhou Tian naturally has to help spend it, no, the houses are bought, a three-story German-style house, and a swimming pool, which is also a mansion that can be counted in Jinan Mansion.

In addition to buying a house, Zhou Tian also asked Li San to help pay attention to a few yao materials, thousand-year-old ginseng, 10,000-year-old snow lotus, and things like rotten Ganoderma lucidum, these are the main yao of the Lingling Pill, and Zhou Tian, who is addicted to Yao, has to buy it no matter how high the price is, anyway, he is not short of money now, and when he is short of money, he will let Li San steal it.

"Young Master, Director Zhang is here to visit, he is waiting for you in the living room." Zhou Tianzheng grinned, and a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl came over and bowed down and said.

Zhou Tian's current house is not small, how can he take care of it by Zhou Tian, a lazy man, so he has to find some servants, this little girl was picked up by Zhou Tian from the road, after the three eastern provinces were occupied by the Japanese devils, she had just fled from the Northeast, and the hungry were about to die, if it weren't for Zhou Tian, she estimated that she would really die on the street.

The little girl is very dirty, in tatters, but she is a Lori when she is whitewashed, for this reason, Zhou Tian has not praised her wisdom.

There are a lot of situations like the little girl, and Zhou Tian can't save them all, so he picked ten to arrange them in his mansion, as for the other refugees, Zhou Tian can only let Li San throw some of the stolen money at night, therefore, although Yanzi Li San is hated by those political dignitaries, but in the refugees, he is a hero, a character with fans, and is uniformly called "yes" (Yansi).

"En" Zhou Tian got up and walked downstairs, then turned around and said, "By the way, Xiaolan, what did you give that grandson to drink?" ”

"Young master, don't worry, it's a dollar and forty catties of tea foam." Xiaolan smiled, revealing two sweet dimples.

"Hmph, those bastards are drinking these things together." Zhou Tian snorted and went downstairs, and Director Zhang was frowning and drinking the tea on the table.

After the refugees from the Northeast came to Jinan, this Director Zhang didn't do anything good, in order not to get Han Fuqu in the way, this kid sent the police to drive the refugees away all day long, and didn't let them ask for food in the city, which blocked the refugees' way of life, and this kind of person drank tea foam is good.

However, this Director Zhang Zhou Tian still has to get married, after all, he has to find a way to get to Han Fuqu's side, in addition to Li San's vote, the relationship in the officialdom also has to go.

Zhou Tian didn't give much money to this kid, but no matter how much this kid ate, he had to spit it out in the end - Zhou Tian asked Li San to keep an eye on him, and the entire Jinan Mansion was the most ruthless stealing from his family.

"Director Zhang, how about the tea I brought back from the UK, I'm still used to drinking it." The strength of people in these years is not low, and whatever foreign countries bring back is good, British tea powder, try it.

"Habits, habits, although it is a little different from our own tea, it is still more moisturizing." Director Zhang combed his big back, and it was estimated that he had to smear two catties of oil, and his head was reflected at all.

"It's good to get used to it, I thought Director Zhang was used to drinking Longjing's taste, and he didn't like my English tea." Moisturizing? You didn't choke on the tea leaves, did you?

The two sat down, and Zhou Tian got straight to the point and said, "Director Zhang has nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace, I don't know what happened to me this time." "Zhou Tian doesn't like to talk nonsense with this surnamed Zhang, he came to ask for money, so he said directly, if you don't come to ask for money for a few days, Li San's hands are itchy.

"Hehe, Zhou Gongzi is fast-talking, then Zhang Mouzi said directly, Zhou Gongzi, you know that the swallow Li San is making a lot of trouble these days, and I don't know why he is eyeing me, he has been to me three or four times these days, and his family is about to be emptied for me, so ......" Director Zhang rubbed his hands, a little twisted, he came to Zhou Tian to ask for money not once or twice, and he was a little embarrassed no matter how thick-skinned he was.

"That's fine." Zhou Tian smiled and took out a check from his arms, "This is a cashier's check from the British Standard Chartered Bank, there are 5,000 silver dollars on it, Director Zhang will use it first, and then tell me if it is not enough, the money is a small matter, and there is no need to talk nonsense at all with the relationship between the two of us." "The countdown starts now, you won't be able to carry this promissory note tomorrow morning.

"Then thank you Gongzi Zhou, it is my honor to have a friend like Gongzi Zhou." Director Zhang smiled and put the promissory note into his arms, "Zhou Gongzi has already raised my eyebrows, tomorrow night, Secretary General Tan's mother's birthday, Zhou Gongzi can prepare it, and then I will naturally introduce Zhou Gongzi." ”

"In that case, then I thank Director Zhang." Zhou Tian said with a smile.

If you want to climb up and get close to Han Fuqu with Li San's vote, it is far from enough to know a director, and this high-level person naturally has to stammer, and then he has to rely on Secretary General Tan to say good things about himself.

That Director Zhang didn't stay here for too long, and he estimated that he couldn't stand the smell of tea leaves, so he said a few words to Zhou Tian and left.

"Xiaolan, throw away this set of tea sets to me, and people can't use the things used by dogs anymore." As soon as Director Zhang left, Zhou Tian's face became gloomy, and he shouted at Xiaolan on the side.

Xiaolan answered and went out with the tea set.

"Dongsheng, come here." Zhou Tian called a young man over and said, "You go to the vegetable market and buy me a white radish, it's not too big, it has to look like ginseng, and I'll buy you a suit to wear tomorrow." ”

Ming'er is the birthday of the secretary general and his wife, Zhou Tian has to prepare a gift to send over, this gift has to be valuable, Zhou Tian estimated that it will be done by touching the radish, processing it himself, putting it in the box, saying that someone will believe it for a thousand years.

After Jiao finished the matter, Zhou Tian changed into a cloth coat, quietly slipped out of the back door, and went straight to the outside of the city under the light body technique.

Yanzi Li San has become famous these days, and the entire Jinan Mansion is full of his wanted notices, so naturally he can't stay in this city, so he has to find a place to live from outside the city, and there is that Qiuhong with him, when Li San doesn't steal things, the two of them will live a small life.

"Qiuhong, I'm busy." Zhou Tian walked into the courtyard of the two of them, and was meeting Qiu Hong and the one holding a dustpan to feed JΔ«.

This Qiuhong is a beautiful embryo, but her life is not very good, her family is dilapidated and sold to Baihualou, but she met Li San in Baihualou, and the two are in love, and now she has let Li San redeem her body and live a peasant life, every day is happy, seeing Zhou Tian, she hurriedly bowed down and said, "Brother Zhou, you are here, San'er is in the house." ”

"En" Zhou Tian nodded, entered the house, and saw Li San holding a cigarette and picking his feet on the kang, seeing that Zhou Tian was coming, he hurriedly put on his shoes.

"How about the taste of the wife and children on the hot kang head, tired of a day at night (Li San is a special type of work, working night shifts), come back and wash your feet, good." Zhou Tian found a chair and sat down, and said with a smile-

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