"The Great Sage is finished... The Great Sage is finished..."

"It's not good... Something is wrong. ”

Before the two of them had time to eat, they shouted in a panic.

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he said in his heart: "Sure enough, it's Tang Sanzang's problem." ”

It's just that the Jade Emperor can't figure it out, why is Sun Xiaokong so happy when the clairvoyants are so flustered?

It's not right, Sun Xiaokong is here, how do you know what happened to Tang Sanzang???

The immortals also looked at the clairvoyant two with a look of surprise.

Sun Xiaokong: Don't panic when you encounter problems, take out your mobile phone and take a picture of a circle of friends.

Tang Sanzang: And then I'm special... I saw myself in the domestic production area???

Sun Xiao glanced at the two of them and said:

"Hey, what are you two excited about, I'm done, something is wrong. ”

"Speak well, in such a monkey hurry, be careful that I plug the peach mouth for you. ”

The clairvoyant faces were embarrassed, and they stammered: "No... It's not that the great sage is finished, it's the holy monk... Tang Sanzang... It's over..."

"Your master now... At... In the... That..."

Sun Xiaokong pretended to be strange and said, "What are you two talking about, what is that?"

The immortals also looked at the two of them with a confused expression.

What the hell is that, can't you tell clearly?

Did the Jade Emperor also feel that he was missing something?

Thinking about it, the Jade Emperor looked at the two and said lightly:

"Panic, what kind of system. ”

"Speak well. ”

The clairvoyant duo were also drunk.

In this Lingxiao Treasure Palace, there are some female fairies, if they are too straightforward, there is really no way to talk about it.

"The Great Sage... Your master, he... He's doing what men do. ”

"Boy... Boy body... It's broken, do you understand?"

I'm going to wipe it???

The Jade Emperor and the immortals instantly turned pale, and their eyes widened in shock.

This Nima?

Not kidding, right?

Tang Sanzang seems to be almost unbroken by a color ring now, if this color ring is broken, then how can he still look like a monk?

The immortals thought about it, and looked at the clairvoyant two:

"That's... You two don't talk nonsense. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, Tang Sanzang is a tenth-generation monk, and that concentration is still there. ”

"Yes, there are still a lot of people watching, how could they do that..."

"Don't talk nonsense..."

The Jade Emperor glanced at Sun Xiaokong strangely, but he didn't speak, thinking in his heart...

This should be true.

After all, the clairvoyant two are powerful here.

But...

This is ......

Sun Xiaokong seems to know in advance?

Could it be Sun Xiaokong's routine?

Jade Emperor: A good apprentice of the Three Realms.

At this moment, Sun Xiaokong was not panicked at all, and asked, "Is the boy's body broken?"

Clairvoyance and Shunfeng nodded violently: "Yes, it's broken." ”

"Ongoing..."

Hearing this, Sun Xiaokong suddenly replied with a pretended heartache:

"Well, that can't be helped. ”

"Now that it's broken, it's too late to say anything. ”

"Blue Skinny... Shiitake mushrooms..."

"It's so sad, Your Majesty... Why don't we have a drink in another place, sadness can't help but come to my heart, and I want to use wine to kill my sorrows..."

"Poof..."

The Jade Emperor looked at Sun Xiaokong's face full of grief, and he couldn't hold back his laughter.

This Nima!

I really know why you sang Good Day.

"Uh... Ahem, what Sun Aiqing said is that I am also very heartbroken, let's move to the back garden together and have a drink. ”

Jade Emperor: You obviously want to have a good time.

The immortals are also holding back their laughter, it's very hard!

Sun Xiaokong pretended to be grief-stricken, they couldn't laugh!

If you laugh, it's like you're gloating.

Bah!

The immortals are very uncomfortable with this, you want to laugh happily, and you have to pretend to be like this...

It's so hard that everyone can't laugh if they want to!

That... The current appearance of the immortals is that they are gritting their teeth and frowning, holding back laughter... Start now.

After the group walked out of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall with the Jade Emperor, Nezha suddenly couldn't hold back.

"Haha... Oops, Sun Xiaokong... You're so annoying!"

"People obviously don't want to laugh, but you pretend to be ... Grief, how can I hold back my laughter... Haha..."

Nezha began to cover his stomach when he laughed.

"Poof..."

"Huh... Hah..."

"Ahem... Hmph..."

"Uh..."

At this time, all the immortals on the field were led by Nezha, and they couldn't hold back their laughter.

There was a lot of laughter on the field.

This guy made Sun Xiaokong a little depressed.

Can you cooperate with that?

In this case, anyone who has a little conscience should put on a heartache look, right?

Even if you don't feel heartache, you should be sorry for the loss, huh?

How do you get it now...

This guy, the immortals would have just laughed.

But now that he was looked at by Sun Xiaokong's resentful little eyes, he couldn't hold back for a while, and he laughed out loud.

"Huh... Uh..."

Immortals: We beg you, don't make us laugh, okay?

"Ah, you people!"

"You're laughing, so I won't drink with you!"

Sun Xiaokong didn't have a good aura and looked at the immortals.

The immortals listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and hurriedly curryed favor:

"Hey, don't worry, Great Sage. ”

"Yes, don't be angry, the great sage, their wives have children. ”

"Yes, their wives have children, happy..."

"They all have children, the same wife... Uh, no, the same day..."

Immortals: We are also professionally trained, and we will never laugh unless we can't help it.

Sun Xiaokong: ......

Looking at the immortals, Sun Xiaokong said seriously:

"Ahem, let's be honest, although I want to laugh too, but we are all adult immortals, so we must be steady. ”

"You have to put on a very sad look of loss, so that it is in line with the things at hand. ”

The immortals listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and nodded violently.

Taught.

The Great Sage is the Great Sage...

Awesome.

No, after Sun Xiaokong said it was stable.

The Jade Emperor led a group of people in the same garden, like a peach meeting.

All kinds of eating and drinking banquets.

The Jade Emperor took the lead in picking up the wine glass and said, "Hey, it's a pity that Sanzang actually had such a catastrophe!"

"Sun Aiqing doesn't have to be too sad, come... Let's drink one. ”

Sun Xiaokong picked up the wine glass, sighed and said, "It's really bitter for my master." ”

"Your Majesty, I respect you!"

The immortals had been transporting their emotions for a long time, but they were directly amused by the Jade Emperor and Sun Xiaokong, who were serious.

Tang Sanzang is cool, okay?

What the hell is suffering?

However, all the immortals are also old actors.

They also learned to persuade in a serious way: "The great sage comes, I also toast you, the holy monk is really not easy." ”

"Yes, Tang Sanzang's journey to the west has been full of disasters..."

"That's it, it's useless to talk too much, Great Sage, let's drink one. ”

"I'm really sorry for Sanzang, I don't know this... Can you still take it..."

"Great Sage's Day, let's go together. ”

Sun Xiaokong: You guys are serious, so have fun!