When Yang Tao and Meng Wei got up, the sky was already bright, and it was already more than nine o'clock when they saw the time.

Last night's Wuliang Puree Dragon, it tasted mellow, and after drinking, my face was not red, my heart was not beating, and my head did not hurt, and I did feel good, so it was inevitable to drink more. So it's understandable that you slept until this time and even forgot to go to class.

When the two of them cleaned up and found that Chen Chufan and the two girls had already left the room, they ran directly to the service desk in the lobby to check out. The cashier at the service desk changed to a very charming little MM at work today, so while waiting for the floor attendant to check the room, Yang Tao chatted with the cashier MM excitedly.

made the little MM blush, and when he went through the opening procedures for the customer next to him, he was a little absent-minded. In short, the atmosphere is quite harmonious.

It wasn't until the walkie-talkie next to Xiao MM that the voice of the floor attendant suddenly came, "Room 1526 consumed a box of Jieshibang condoms!" ”

Before that, the atmosphere was really harmonious

MM, the cashier at the service desk, looked up and looked at the two big men who came to check out suspiciously.

Yang Tao's ambiguous smile still hung on his face and never dissipated.

Meng Wei's black face was even darker.

"Make no mistake! No way wow! Yesterday it was just the two of us in the room, what are you doing with that? Blowing up balloons? Do we look that boring? Yang Tao shouted indignantly, "Besides, I haven't used up all the ones I bringed, why use your hotel!" ”

Saying that, in order to prove himself, Yang Tao quickly fished out three Durex from his jacket pocket, and shook them proudly in his hand. "Is Durex in your hotel? I watched it yesterday, and it's obviously all Jieshibang wow! ”

The face of the beautiful cashier MM is even more weird.

Meng Wei's face turned black and red

There is a street in the city, and there is a temple in the street, and there are many Arhats and Bodhisattvas in the temple, and an old monk.

The streets are still chaotic, and the Buddhist gate is still pious and clean.

Chen Chufan had already forgotten what he had done yesterday like a thief to take away a box of Jieshibang from Yang Tao and Meng Wei's room. He was holding Xiao Chen Qiu's little hand, walking through the chaotic streets, and came to the gate of the pious and pure Buddhism.

So outside the temple gate of Guiyuan Temple, two figures, one large and one small, began to look up, looking at the gold signboard of "Guiyuan Temple" shining in the warm sunlight.

Chen Chufan looked at the signboard for a moment, pulled Xiao Chen Qiu's little hand, and walked back.

"Dad, it's all here, why do you have to turn back!" Xiao Chen Qiu asked suspiciously.

"Well, that's a good question. Today, my father will teach you the truth of being the first person, and it is not strange to call many people to courtesy, our grandfather and son are here to ask someone to do things today, so they can't be empty-handed. In the past, it was only a poor student, but now your father and I are also a little wealthy, and I still come empty-handed, not like words. Chen Chufan shook his head and said.

"Oh!" Chen Qiu nodded as if he didn't understand, and then followed his father back to the chaotic street, passing through a row of small shops burning incense on the side of the street. I came to the vegetable market not far from the temple. Chen Chufan weighed a pound of marinated fragrant pig's head meat, bought a big roast duck roasted with oil, and walked in the direction of Guiyuan Temple again with it in his hand.

"Daddy"

"Huh?"

"Monks can't eat meat, why do you buy some meat?" Xiao Chen Qiu looked confused.

"How do you know that monks can't eat meat?" Chen Chufan was even more confused than Xiao Chen Qiu.

"When I was born. We've exchanged memories! ”

"Huh? That was called exchanging memories? So what else do you know? Chen Chufan was shocked, looked at Xiao Chen Qiu and said in shock.

"I know what Daddy knows!" Xiao Chen Qiu's chest is tall and proud.

"Then what do you say Daddy likes the most? What do you hate the most? What do you wish for? Chen Chufan's eyebrows and nose were wrinkled together, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he asked with a strange expression.

The question is too broad and a bit deliberately difficult. For a young boy or a small animal who is not deeply involved in the world. It's hard to read these things from a lot of memories. So Xiao Chen Qiu tilted his head, put his chubby little index finger in his mouth, and thought about it for a long time before he was excited to think of the answer.

"Dad likes island women the most, hates island men the most, and hopes that all love action movies in island countries will not be mosaic!"

A noisy market means people come and go. Xiao Chen Qiu's milky immature voice coupled with shocking words immediately shocked many uncles and aunts around him who had never seen the world, and they all cast strange eyes on this strange father and son, and even held an aunt who was holding a little girl of three or four years old.

Running around and chanting in his mouth: "The world is declining, people's hearts are not ancient, and big hooligans teach small hooligans." Our little girl can find a man in the future to wipe the bright spots! ”

Rao is Chen Chufan has been exercising with Yang Tao and then Ye Feng for a long time, and he can't help but be focused on by so many weird eyes, let alone the big hooligan's evaluation, he can't help blushing, and he picked up the little guy who was still there and felt that he had answered the question raised by the bad dad and was triumphant, holding the braised pork roast duck he had just bought in one hand, and quickly disappeared into the noisy market.

"Whew, swooh, don't say this kind of thing in front of your mother in the future! Whew, whew! Standing at the gate of Guiyuan Temple, Chen Chufan seriously taught his baby son a lesson.

Xiao Chen Qiu nodded ignorantly.

Chen Chufan looked at the little guy's ignorant appearance, and couldn't help but shake his head, remembering that when Xiao Chen Qiu was still a guinea pig, he couldn't help but sweat profusely again, and hurriedly said: "You can't talk about those things in country M, especially you can't mention your Aunt Xiuqing to her, do you know?" ”

"Got it, Dad!" Xiao Chen Qiu nodded quickly, but his eyes involuntarily looked at the bag of braised pork and roast duck that Chen Chufan was holding in his other hand, and there was still a little saliva flowing from the corner of his mouth. Chen Chufan's running just now loosened the bag that had been tightly tied, and bursts of meat fragrance were coming out of the bag.

"Want to eat?"

Xiao Chen Qiu nodded desperately.

"What did Daddy just tell you?"

"I promise not to tell my mother!" Xiao Chen Qiu's immature voice made people laugh.

"Well, that's okay, that dad will give you a duck leg to nibble on first!"

Before finding Master Longyuan's meditation room, he said hello to the surprised old monk, Chen Chufan carried a bag in one hand and led Xiao Chen Qiu into the meditation room with the other.

"Chen Jushi, what do you mean by this today?" Master Longyuan looked at the braised pork and roast duck that Chen Chufan was carrying in his left hand with a smile and a smile in his right hand, and the fat boy with his mouth full of oil after gnawing on the duck leg in his right hand, and asked.

"Hehe, the master invited me to eat two more meals in the temple, and also helped the kid a lot, today I specially brought some food to visit the master, and by the way, I talked about Buddhism with the master, this is not happy!" Chen Chufan's half-literate words made Master Longyuan shake his head again and again.

"Amitabha, monks don't eat meat! Sin, ah, sin! Master Longyuan's face turned solemn and he announced the Buddha's name.

"Everything is vain! What is Meat? ”

"What Chen Jushi has in his hand is it!"

"It's all false, why is it fishy?"

The young man played a scoundrel, and the honest master had no choice, in response to the old saying, hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans are educated, which shows that if you want to be a successful hooligan, it is necessary to familiarize yourself with the scriptures.

So Long Yuan finally chose to ask with a bitter face, "What's the matter with Chen Jushi, you might as well say it bluntly!" Don't play monk! ”|

"This kid is actually my son's name is Chen Qiu, but he doesn't have an official identity there, so I have to ask the master to think of a way!"

Hearing Master Longyuan say this, Chen Chufan simply pulled Xiao Chen Qiu forward and took a step forward: "Call grandpa!" ”

"Hello bald monk grandpa!" Xiao Chen Qiu is very obedient today, and he can draw inferences from others.

Master Longyuan looked at Xiao Chen Qiu, who was already four or five years old, and then looked at Chen Chufan, who was slightly embarrassed, the whole person was speechless, cold sweat seeped out of his bare head, and the facial features on his kind face were involuntarily wrinkled together, looking like an old monk who had lost too much with the Taoist master.

"Chen Jushi's actions are really unexpected, unexpected, little Chen Jushi is really clever and cute, cute and clever!"

"Master, don't talk about these useless things, this kid in our family is stubborn by nature, so I want to send it to the school to ask those great virtues to educate and educate well, but I don't have a hukou, and the school doesn't accept it. If you don't help me figure out a way, this kid will learn badly in the future, but it's all your fault! Chen Chufan opened his mouth, and another big hat was buckled on Master Longyuan's head.

The monk was dizzy.

"Chen Jushi, this is Guiyuan Temple, not the Civil Affairs Bureau, are you looking for the wrong place?"

"Master Longyuan bluffed me again. The Civil Affairs Bureau can handle it, why am I here? This little guy has nothing, no birth certificate, no hukou, no adoption certificate, no files, and he hasn't even had a single shot of the domestic free vaccine, so I'll take the Civil Affairs Bureau like this, and they won't have to detain my baby son! ”

"Is this little guy really your son?"

"Of course, is it yours?"

"Dear?"

Chen Chufan hesitated for a moment and gritted his teeth. "Dear!"

"I remember that Chen Jushi was just 21 years old this year!"

"Yes!"

"The little one is five or six years old, right?"

"Almost!"

"The layman is not an ordinary person, amazing! That's amazing! Master Longyuan rolled up his sleeves and gave a thumbs up.

Xiao Chen Qiu on the side was impatient when he heard it, "You bald head is so unreasonable, my father is looking for you to discuss serious matters, why do you keep going around there, it's endless?" ”

Tong Yan was unscrupulous, Long Yuan was stunned, and his face was blushing.

"Master, look, this kid has been so stubborn, if he doesn't educate well, I'm afraid he will turn the sky upside down!" Chen Chufan on the side had an indignant expression, wanting to fight but reluctant to start, and vividly interpreted the role of a kind father. (To be continued......)