Chapter 3: You Can Do It
As soon as the words fell, a huge barbecue grill suddenly appeared in front of everyone, Su Fan looked at the things in front of him, and a strange feeling came to his heart.
"Ding, the system detects the host's nervousness, but the system must remind the host that if you roast and eat the enemy's mount in public, it will help create the characteristics of your natural ferociousness, and then change the bad habit of liking to be a good person, and hope that the host will cooperate. ”
The boy stood nervously in place, his eyes peeking at the people around him.
Just now, he pretended to be forced, and he had already offended many people present, many people were insulted by a mortal because of the Suspense Ancient Sect, and they already had plans to step forward to retaliate, and now they are going to barbecue the dark gold lion, I'm afraid it will be a little troublesome.
But just as he hesitated, dark clouds rose again, Su Fan looked at the sky sweating profusely, and a tear slipped from the corner of his eye again.
"Look, why is there a cloud in the sky?"
"It seems that he is going to that mortal, he can't be the legendary body of doom, blowing and being struck by lightning?"
"It must be the manifestation of the ancestor master, just now he said that our suspense ancient sect has declined, and now we have been punished!"
"Aren't you nervous, but you can stay away from him, so as not to harm the fish in the pond. ”
Everyone was gossiping, but Su Fan silently picked up the dark golden lion and put it on the barbecue grill.
"Boy, what are you going to do!?" said a blue-clothed disciple angrily.
Su Fan burst into tears, took out the ingredients commonly used for barbecue from his pocket, and said sadly: "Barbecue, can't you see it?"
"Barbecue?"
"You kid is so unlucky, you're going to be struck by lightning, and you're still in the mood to barbecue?" a disciple in Tsing Yi was shocked and said after taking a few steps back.
"This is a gift from God, my happiness, you can't understand it at all~!"
"Is this still happy?" "Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, I don't know why.
"Instead of talking about the wind and cold, it's better to help me set up a pot first and boil hot water, I just forgot to remove the hair of the demon beast......" Su Fan said with a bitter face.
The disciple in Tsing Yi showed a panicked expression, turned around and ran, believing that this mortal had a problem with his brain and didn't want to say more than half a word to this crazy baby.
The second ancestors around him didn't understand the situation, and said angrily: "This is the dark golden lion, a precious second-order demon beast, boy, you are murderous in my suspense palace, and you still want to roast and eat that demon beast, have you considered the consequences!"
"God told me to pretend, what can I do. Su Fan smiled bitterly.
"Hit him!" said the blue-clothed disciple before.
Rumble!
Suddenly, a bowl-sized thunderbolt fell, and the blue coat died.
"I just said it, instead of saying cool things, help me set up a pot......" The boy said embarrassedly.
Everyone looked at the scene in front of them, stunned for a long time, and finally scattered and fled.
The young man looked at the panicked scene of the living beings, and his expression was very strange.
"Damn, Lao Tzu has lived for more than 5,000 years, and the first time someone sees me is like seeing a ghost. ”
"Ding, the system detects that the host is unhappy and decides to perform a comedy for the host. ”
Suddenly, the boy's laughter froze.
Because the cumulonimbus cloud did not hit or dissipate, but changed direction at random and galloped towards the fleeing disciples.
Silent......
Su Fan slapped himself hard in the mouth......
With his knowledge of the system, it must not be easy to have such an anomaly.
"Hey, Brother Yun, don't go......"
"Brother Yun, we've dealt with each other before, let's talk!"
Su Fan wanted to chase after him, but he was afraid that he would be struck by lightning again when he left the barbecue stall, so he hesitated for a while.
But he knew.
The system must not have held back his fart, and was ready to surprise him.
Sure enough, at the moment when he hesitated, a huge dark cloud suddenly fell, he felt a shock under his feet, and when he looked up, he saw a blue-clothed disciple running all blackened, and a demonic blood spurted out from the man's neck.
"My day!"
"Another one died!"
Su Fan suddenly found that his hands and feet were a little bad, to be precise, his hands and feet were numb, his lips were purple, and he was obviously nervous.
"Ding, the system senses that the host is enjoying the pleasure of killing, which shows that the potential of human beings is endless, and if you study hard, you can become a villain......"
Su Fan wanted to cry without tears at the moment, he was not enjoying any pleasure, he was simply cowardly, and he couldn't see blood.
"I'm so unlucky, really!"
The boy's mouth and eyes were crooked, and he wanted to cry.
"Why am I so unlucky, what kind of broken system is this, people persuade people to be good, but you force good people to be prostitutes. ”
"Ding, the system is not pressing, if you don't want to, you can not become a bad guy, but you need to complete the novice task. ”
"What starter quest?"
"Get the sword of the first six yuan. ”
"What is the sword that rushes to the sixth element?"
"It's the gift package you get for the first six dollars, you can look through the inventory to find it. ”
Su Fan frowned, a color screen appeared in front of him, and a small person was running around the novice village, and the big first rush appeared in the upper left corner.
The young man clicked curiously with his mind, indicating that the balance was insufficient.
"What is this?"
A row of small characters appeared in front of Su Fan's eyes.
[Legendary: An online game. 】
[Zhuangshi you run fast system: from a great civilization that has been destroyed, Legend is an online game in the early days of this civilization, it is very fun, and the system misses it very much. 】
"How can you get the sword of the first six yuan?"
Su Fan clicked on the gift bag in front of the screen, and a strange white square popped up, covered with dense black dots, he held his breath and stared for a long time, stunned that he didn't understand.
"Recharge required. The system said.
"This is good, it doesn't matter if you can solve it with money, all my yuan stones will be given to you, and help me change a sword with six yuan for the first rush." Su Fan said with a smile.
"We do not accept the ...... of Motoshi"
"Then I'll exchange it with exercises. He said in pain.
"Do not accept the ...... exercises"
"I still have black bricks, which can be used to make up for nine days and fight sentient beings. ”
"Good stuff, but that's what I gave you. ”
"Then what do you want~!" Su Fan said angrily.
"Only WeChat and Alipay ...... accepted"
"I guess, these two things are also unique to that great civilization, and you miss them too, right?" Su Fan twitched his eyebrows and said.
"Ding, the system detected that the host's intelligence level had improved, and the system was very pleased. ”
"Your uncle, where can I find WeChat and Alipay for you~!" Su Fan was furious.
"Then there is no way, please ask the host to complete the novice task, otherwise you can only become a bad guy. ”
At this time, a data panel appeared in the teenager's mind:
Life: Su Fan
Age: 17
Task: Find the sword of the first six yuan (in progress/you can use WeChat or Alipay to complete the payment)
Countdown: three days
Bonus: None
Punishment: Murder and arson once, stealing a piece of women's underwear.
"Three days?!"
"Stealing women's underwear?"
The data on the panel makes Su Fan's scalp numb, he has been honest and honest for five thousand years, stealing underwear......
"You're too much of a bully!" he snapped and said angrily:
"The garbage system, no reward, not to mention, and such a strange punishment. ”
"Ding, the host's mentality has exploded, please relax and continue to eat barbecue. ”
The next second, the teenager was dizzy.
What the hell am I ......
How can it be difficult to breathe......
Why is the thumb of the left foot getting numb and numb......
Mother Xipi, afraid that I will run away, and poison me......
Su Fan wiped his tears, panted, and looked at the barbecue grill in front of him, stunned.
Su Fan Buddha......
This time he figured it out.
He really can't do this system!
He didn't know that just when he got the novice task, on the top of the Jade Emperor in the fairy world, Emperor Dan Donkey Taibai was standing behind the immortals with a smile, rehearsing for the Immortal Emperor's visit and guidance, and suddenly, a smile solidified on the old face......
A small, rudimentary-shaped sword fell from the sky and thrust into the middle and back of the old man's body with a pop.
"Ah!", the donkey's white Dan furnace exploded, and the fragments slapped on his face, directly knocking the great immortal unconscious.
Half an hour later, the famous alchemist of the immortal realm limped to his feet, with a small sword stuck in his buttocks, and his eyes were full of horror.
He has been the Taibai Immortal Monarch for hundreds of thousands of years, crossing the catastrophe nine times, and countless bloody storms in exchange for today's status, but regardless of his injuries, he galloped towards the remote continent.
............
Just when Su Fan was eating barbecue and eating with his mouth full of oil, a disciple in Tsing Yi came retrograde, a genius disciple of the Hanging Heart Ancient School, who wanted to fight for Ye Wuji.
"Your name is Su Fan?"
The boy nodded.
"It's not a small amount of courage, he actually roasted Ye Wuji's lion and ate it, and drank wine!" Du Chuke smelled the smell of wine emanating from Su Fan's body, and said with a gloomy face.
Seeing that the other party was not good, Su Fan's face also changed, and he was a little frightened in his heart.
"Can I not hit him?"
"Although this uncle has thick eyebrows and big eyes, it is not a good thing at first glance, but can I not beat him?" the young man hesitated.
"Ding, the system has detected that the host is soft-hearted, this is not advisable, please beat this person to death, and your murderous name can spread in the Suspense Ancient Sect......"
"Okay!" Su Fan, who had experienced the power of the system, did not dare to hesitate this time, God knows what strange things will happen if he violates the requirements of the system again.
The boy took two steps forward and greeted Duchuko, a harmless smile on his face.
"Huh?" Du Chuke looked the mortal in front of him up and down, his eyes were full of anger, and the killing intent was pressing, and said: "Mortal, I admire your courage, you are a mortal, you can defeat Ye Wuji, who is a second-order strength, you must have a treasure weapon on your body, hand it over, otherwise you will die!"
"This uncle, I don't have a treasure. Su Fan said.
"Ding, please find a decent reason to pretend to be forced, and don't take the system for fools. ”
Su Fan frowned, moved his wrist, and said calmly: "I didn't expect that the Suspense Ancient Sect was not only declining, but the disciple's head was also caught by the door." It is recommended that you eat more walnuts at home, and if you have time to learn the dog, climb under the bed to see if there are any treasures inside. ”
As soon as Su Fan's words came out, more than a dozen eyes that were enough to kill him came over.
Su Fan raised his eyes and looked around, and found that the disciples who had originally run away had all run back again.
"I don't know what is alive or dead, a mortal, even a mortal dares to jump out and insult the people of the Du family, I think you are impatient!" one of the disciples roared.
"That's, it's just, what kind of thing are you, the body of doom, who doesn't know how to get up the mountain and kill the two of us fellow disciples, and dare to shout here?!" another disciple sneered.
"Hehe, looking at his eating appearance, I don't know where he came from, he has no education, and he still shouts with noble warriors, are mortals so crazy now?"
"Looking at his expression, you still think that he is a master who has entered the innate realm, and he can be so calm!"
Su Fan's behavior, in the eyes of these people in front of him, is an idiot!
But Su Fan was still calm and relaxed, not uncomfortable at all by these humiliating words, the old god was still there, looking at the group of people in front of him and beckoning, he said slowly:
"Dogs that bite don't bark unless they take the wrong medicine. ”
"May I ask if your strength is too poor, or have you taken the wrong medicine?"
"Hey, this mortal is scolding us!"
"Hit him!"
If Duchuko hadn't been here, these onlookers would have rushed up and beaten people, this mortal mouth is too cheap.
"You guys do it. The boy said impatiently.