Chapter 285 The Neuro Couple of the New Century.
Just now, when Bird Zijing said that his father drank too much and made trouble in the past, Li Guo should have thought of it...... A man as mature and stable as Daddy Bird will make trouble because of his daughter's marriage, how could Xiao Xinxin, a demon-level heavy battleship, not go out to make a circle.
After all, one is unhappy because his daughter is married, and the other is unhappy because his father is marrying his stepmother...... There is obviously no big difference between the two, and trouble is certain anyway.
And if there is only one bird father making trouble, he will be slapped to the ground by croton, and then step on his face with his foot. But the little new girl is different, under the same conditions, the most terrifying thing is not the big man with the King Kong Demon Pestle, but the angry little girl with two pigtails, she not only has destructive power, lethality and the law on the protection of minors, but also has a natural and pollution-free face as a disguise, according to military terminology...... Such people can be called elite multi-habitat special forces, which are specifically responsible for the ...... of the pit daddy As soon as Li Guo thought of this, he was terrified, so after listening to Mo Chou's words, he picked up the bird essence, dragged Mo Chou, abandoned the waterway, walked on the stone road on both sides, and ran wildly towards the road with a kind of galloping momentum.
"Are you in a hurry to urinate?" The smell of melon seeds and peanuts in the bird's mouth, and the plum fruits sprayed were hungry: "Find a tree like me to solve it." ”
Li Guo let out a breath from his nose: "If you don't hurry up, something will happen, Xiaoxin Bacheng will make trouble with your father......"
"Isn't there Sister Xue here?" Mo Chou blinked his eyes as he ran: "If it's really noisy...... It's bound to be quelled, right? The people here are not simple. ”
"Ouch...... Don't you know Xiaoxin...... She's so bad that she can get black water when she pinches it. Li Guo saw that the door of the hall was about to arrive: "Mo Chou, you go back quickly!" My abilities are sealed and I can't use them. ”
Mo Chou is a little weird, but in general, she is still a sensible, obedient and good girl, after she received Li Guo's order, she didn't say a word and directly split the jade gate with a sword...... Pickup Pickup ...... Li Guo had 100,000 volts on the spot, and a lot of money was scrapped all at once...... "This little girl, are you such a loser?" The bird spirit stared at Mo Chou's back and scolded: "Hezhe is not your property in the future, is it?" You can cherish it too! ”
Li Guo gave Bird Zijing a strange look. And the bird spirit took the opportunity to give him a blank look: "Look at the ball, look?" Run, drive! Drive! ”
As he spoke, the bird spirit began to twist Li Guo's back collar and began to flip, shouting the number of horses while reversing: "Run!" Phoenix Ryujin! ”
Li Guo coughed: "It's not the Phoenix Dragon God...... It's the Lion Ryujin......"
After saying that, Li Guo stepped over a pile of gravel, entered the long corridor again, and walked towards the banquet hall without stopping, during which he walked to the wrong room twelve times, and made a detour of about two kilometers. was scolded by Torikosai for being stupid thirty-one times, scolded for being stupid by himself seventeen times, and by the way, he greeted the designer's family twenty-one times with Torikose...... Of course, in the end, the two of them turned around and broke in, and when they pushed open the door of the banquet hall, a cool breeze of central air conditioning came to their faces, and then all kinds of staggered sounds and the aroma of wine and food followed, and then they saw the parents of Guo Dad and Guo Ma and Bird Zijing sitting on the table in front of them...... However, it is clear that Daddy Bird really seems to have drunk too much, and he is being trampled on the chair by Croton, motionless.
And Li Guo has been worried about the little new girl for a long time, and she is sharing a bottle of Coke and Sprite with Xiaokui at the relatives table, Sister Xue's eyes are red, but she is still smiling and chatting with the little goblins who came to visit her, the dragon god. Everything seems so harmonious...... It's just that Li Guo caught a glimpse of someone out of the corner of his eye, which made him suddenly startled...... Lily...... is sitting next to Mo Chou, shaking a glass of red wine, looking around with a faint murderous look, and Mo Chou seems to be talking to her about something, with a solemn expression, there are two of them sitting on the whole table, the murderous aura of the two people is visible to the naked eye, but it doesn't seem to spread, just fighting back and forth between the two of them. From time to time, there were even red arcs flowing around them, which looked quite sci-fi effect.
And at this time, everyone also discovered the arrival of Li Guo and the bride behind him. Then everyone in the audience applauded in unison, and the music suddenly sounded. The purebred classical Chinese wedding model when welcoming relatives outside has now been replaced by the legendary "Wedding March", this kind of mash-up...... Li Guo felt that the earth had exploded.
Li Guo was helpless, and walked onto the stage with the bird spirit on his back, and then leaned into Guo's father's ear and pointed to the lily in the corner of the stage: "Why is she here?" ”
"She's coming, how can I stop her?" Guo Dad shook his head helplessly: "Anyway, with your Mo Chou in the way, you can finish the wedding first." You'll have to go down and make a toast. ”
Toast...... Li Guo was furious when he heard it. There is a large area below, looking at the past, there are more than a thousand people, if you pay tribute to the past one by one, you can drink water and be poisoned, let alone drink...... At this time, Amber, the field attendant, walked in with a few waiters with clear eyebrows, and each of the four waiters had a tea cup in his hand, and Li Guo understood it at a glance...... Although this is a wedding march, the content has to be traditional etiquette...... With such a mix, Li Guo really felt that the earth exploded...... But the earth exploded, but the guests were in a very high mood. In addition, the bride and groom are indeed eye-catching, so the scene reached a high point for a while.
In the midst of the commotion, Li Guo and Birdie finished their tea, and then it was time for the fucking pit dad to drink a glass of wine. Li Guo obviously noticed the uneasiness on Bird Zijing's face, and he himself knew that he drank this glass of wine...... Good buddy, you will become a daughter-in-law completely, and you will have a cave room at night, and the hole is a verb...... And at this moment, Li Guo suddenly saw that the little new girl in the audience seemed to be gesturing at someone, and was counting down to 321, Li Guo's heart couldn't help but chuckle again...... Sure enough, just as Bird Zijing picked up the wine glass, Xiao Xinfeng climbed onto the stage at a gallop, and then suddenly hugged Li Guo's thigh at a speed that no one could react to, and cried out: "Dad...... Daddy doesn't want to be new......"
The earth exploded...... Li Guo couldn't cry or laugh in his heart, but it was this trick that exploded, but when it was interpreted by the little new girl, it was so meticulous and full of sincere emotions.
And when Li Guo just wanted to squat down and let the little new girl stop making trouble, Lily in the corner suddenly found an opportunity, deceived Mo Chou with a feint, and flashed onto the stage...... When offstage, she has a hateful face and a murderous aura. But the moment she stepped onto the table, the tears actually remained. But Li Guo, who was face to face with her, saw a strange smile on the corner of her mouth.
"The Li family has the best face, come and put on a good show." Lily whispered to Li Guo, and then walked straight to Xiaoxin's side, half-knelt behind her, and hugged Xiaoxin's waist: "Baby...... Let's go...... Daddy doesn't want us anymore. ”
The little new girl suddenly cried even more miserably, and then reflexively threw herself into Lily's arms, crying blood: "Mom...... I want Daddy......"
Don't talk about Li Guo...... Even the bird spirit, who has always cared about nothing, is demented...... Obedient long dingdong...... The big witch and the little witch actually cooperated across borders...... Others Li Guo didn't care, but the duo of Lily and Xiaoxin made Li Guo really at a loss. These two guys looked at it suddenly, and they were mother and daughter! The mental power is strong, the eyes are evil, and they are all so beautiful, the key is the acting skills of these two people, which is called a flawless, whether it is the time match or the fit of the expression, it is 100% of the original...... Li Guo was even suspicious at this moment...... Xiaoxin may really be born in Lily, and his surnames are all similar...... The audience was silent. Two or three thousand eyes stared at the poignant pair of "mother and daughter" on the stage and Li Guo, a sanctimonious negative man, the big villain...... After being silent for a long time, Li Guo and Guo's father covered their foreheads at the same time: "Oh, I'll go ......"
So far...... Li Guo also roughly reflected, why did Lily come over, looking at the current situation, there is almost no need to think about it, it must be Xiaoxin's guy who contacted her, as for how to contact her, God knows...... Mo Chou, who was thrown off by Lily in the audience, had a dark face, and he was stretched by the old elder, the sword box was buzzing and trembling, and the croton and bird mother on the stage also had a murderous face.
The bird spirit crunched all over his body, and the wings that had just been withdrawn popped out with a bang, looking very, very uncalm.
And Li Guo, his brain is now running wildly at a speed of 3,000 revolutions per second, trying his best to think of a solution to the matter.
But the next scene made Li Guo even more chilled, Lily hugged Xiaoxin and cried for a while, suddenly stood up, and grabbed Li Guo's neckline: "I, you don't want it." What about the kids! What to do with the kids! Xiaoxin, do you want it or not! ”
Li Guo sighed: "I didn't say I didn't want children......"
With a buzz, the guests in the audience exploded. Li Guo said this coldly, which was almost equivalent to admitting the relationship between the mother and daughter on the stage and himself in disguise. At this time, the guests who originally had a wait-and-see attitude can be regarded as completely recognizing Li Guo's face, and then the retreat of the seats, and the jokes of the jokes. Especially Zhong Kui, who moved a big drum from nowhere, and while beating, he sang a freshly composed song in his sandpaper-polished voice...... The deterrent power of the broken gong throat is really very powerful, no wonder Nima can exorcise ghosts...... The bird's hair stood on end, and he stared at Lily and asked in a low voice, "Do you want to fight?" ”
"Fight?" Lily adjusted her posture slightly, so that the people below could not see her expression: "Which of you is qualified to fight with me?" ”
Li Guo touched his chin: "I think today's matter is easy to solve." ”
As he spoke, Li Guo stretched out his hand to hold Lily's face: "I haven't seen you for a few days, you are beautiful, it is Sister Ran Ran who is here today, right?" Lily wasn't so naughty. ”
"I say!" Bird Spirit jumped back: "Something's coming!" ”
Guo's father frowned, looked at Li Guo, whose aura was leaking out like a leaking boiler, and then waved his hand: "!" Possessed by the Lock Demon Tower! ”
At the mention of the lock demon tower, the people below were in an uproar, and some slightly famous monsters were a little calm, but they couldn't wait to escape, and some real country demons seemed to start hugging their heads and running around.
At this time, the Seven Sages of Shushan suddenly stood up, and an old man who took the lead waved his hand: "Shuheng, take them to rest." ”
Another white-faced bearded old man stood up, nodded, and clapped his hands at the group of monsters: "Everyone, come with the poor road, walk slowly, hand in hand." Don't get separated, don't tread on it. This is a no-fly zone, please don't use spells, everyone will be safe and sound. ”
Under the leadership of one of the Seven Sages of Shushan, the monsters seemed to be children who had caught floating objects, and they consciously stood in a row, and slowly walked out of the safety exit with one of the Seven Sages.
The rest of the sect members, under the leadership of another old man, immediately began to use their own magic weapons to set up a defensive formation.
"What's wrong with my father-in-law?" Mo Chou stood about three meters away from Li Guo: "There won't be any problems?" ”
Guo Dad pinched his temples: "He...... He...... What's going on with the Lock Demon Tower? What about the nine mountains and rivers? Rivers? Rivers! ”
With the call, Uncle Xuanyuan Jian slowly appeared around Guo's father: "The relationship between the Lock Demon Tower and Guo'er, you should know better than me. If it thinks my godson is in danger, of course it will help. You're smart. ”
Guo Dad was stunned: "You mean...... That contract, let the lock demon tower misunderstand? ”
"It's obvious." The disabled Zhijian didn't know when he appeared here: "It's the little tower I contacted, right?" ”
As he spoke, the disabled Zhijian and Jiuzhong Shanhe actually clapped their hands, and said in unison: "Good job!" ”
"Doing well?" The big tendons on Guo Dad's head jumped suddenly: "You two, colluded?" ”
The disabled Zhijian picked up a banana and peeled the skin neatly: "That's the case, isn't Ah Jiu responsible for guarding the Lock Demon Tower, it is on leave today." And then I'm going to take advantage of it, you know. ”
Jiuju Shanhe nodded: "Don't take it as an example." ”
"Understood, understood."
And at the same time, Lily is also suffering now, when Li Guo held her face just now, the spiritual power in her body was stuck, although it was only a clone, but Li Guo was able to use spiritual power to pull and block her body thousands of miles away...... Now Lily in her own room, lying on the bed like a ghost pressing the bed, unable to move, as if there are hundreds of thousands of ants crawling on her body, her underwear is wet...... It's painful.
(To be continued)