Li Tianhao stretched out his tongue and was ruthless, he wanted to bite his tongue and kill himself.

But experience told him that biting off his tongue would not die at all, and that was all a deception from a brainless screenwriter.

However, Li Tianhao really doesn't want to live anymore, how should he die decently?

In an instant, Li Tianhao's mind conceived countless ways to commit suicide, but they were either too painful or faceless, and they were all vetoed by him one by one.

At this moment, the evil black "colored" Bentley suddenly drove back.

Li Tianhao's heart was raised in his throat, as if he had won a 100 million yuan jackpot, but the ticket was blown in the air by the wind, Li Tianhao swore that he had never prayed so sincerely in his life.

Almighty God, let Xiaoman recognize me!

But obviously, Li Tianhao's god didn't pay attention to him, this time Xiaoman didn't get out of the car, but Wang Xiaoshi got out of the car and said hello to Niu Er lazily: "Brother, what are you doing here?" ”

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and handed Niu Er a cigarette, Niu Er's round eyes immediately became as docile as an old yellow dog, and he scolded and scolded: "Rob the kiss, my sister was bullied, I took a group of buddies to snatch the groom back, and I will go to the cave room tonight!" "My shared wife 307

"Kiss-grabbing? It's so much fun. ”

Wang Xiaoshi looked rare, looking at the big girl fat and strong, but the man in her arms was thin and thin, like a monkey, she couldn't help laughing, and nodded again and again: "Your brother-in-law and sister-in-law are really a pair of beautiful people, they are a good match, I wish them a happy marriage." ”

As soon as he heard this, Li Tianhao struggled again, shouting: "Brother, help me, I'm Li Tianhao, help." ”

Wang Xiaoshi watched Li Tianhao struggling in the arms of the big girl, and laughed: "Your brother-in-law is about to go to the cave room, no wonder you are so excited, buddy, have you ever seen a handsome, elegant, handsome guy like a movie star along the way?" ”

Niu Er's face was "confused" and "confused": "Our side is too far away from the city, and everyone is from the countryside, so what movie stars are there?" You're looking for someone, you're in the wrong place, right? ”、

Wang Xiaoshi nodded: "What my brother said, I just asked casually, thank you brother, don't delay you in the cave room, have a little fun." ”

As he spoke, he took out a stack of hundred-dollar bills from his bag, counted them, and stuffed them into the cow's second-hand hand: "When I encounter this kind of happy event, I haven't prepared a gift, so just rejoice with this little money, don't dislike it." ”

Niu Er's fierce and honest face suddenly became frightened, and he waved his hand again and again: "Brother, you are too polite, I must not accept this money, you are a good person, if you don't dislike it, go to our village to have a glass of water?" ”

Wang Xiaoshi shook his head: "A friend of mine is racing with me, and he disappeared while racing, I have to find him, if you find anything, please tell me." ”

Niu Er nodded, agreed in a rough voice, Wang Xiaoshi waved his hand, and walked towards the Bentley car.

In the process of greeting the two, Li Tianhao was struggling desperately, seeing that the only hope was about to be cut off again, he suddenly ignored the nausea, took a heavy bite and kissed the big girl on the mouth.

The big girl groaned, and was weakened by his sudden attack, and couldn't help but hug his neck.

At this moment, Li Tianhao used all his strength and bit the tongue of the big girl.

This bite was so heavy that the big girl screamed out in a headache, threw Li Tianhao to the ground, and inhaled slightly.

Li Tianhao got rid of the big girl's control, his whole body exploded, he rolled and crawled, rushed to Wang Xiaoshi, and screamed: "Su Xiaoman, I'm Li Tianhao, help me!" "My shared wife 307

Wang Xiaoshi was startled, looked at Li Tianhao carefully, and was surprised: "Are you really Li Tianhao?" You are so filed, how can you be Li Tianhao? I remember that Li Tianhao is a handsome guy. ”

Li Tianhao, who had a blue nose and swollen face, wanted to cry without tears, and pulled Wang Xiaoshi's hand: "Brother, it's true, I am indeed Li Tianhao, please save me, I will definitely repay you." ”

Wang Xiaoshi looked left and right, looked at it for a while, seemed to see something, and then nodded: "You look like this, if your face is thin, and then you wear gold-wire glasses, you are quite similar to Li Tianhao." ”

As soon as Li Tianhao heard that there was a play, he suddenly knelt on the ground and kowtowed: "Brother, you are the Buddha grandfather who saves the suffering, please save me out, they want me to have a cave with that woman, how can I ......?"

Wang Xiaoshi looked at the sweet girl over there, and laughed: "Dongfang, this is a good thing, this girl is plump, I dare to guarantee that the joy of the cave room must have a different flavor......"

Li Tianhao collapsed, angry and anxious, speechless for a while, but heard Niu Er say in surprise: "Big brother, my brother-in-law, is the person you are looking for?" ”

Wang Xiaoshi sighed and nodded: "Bacheng is him, but he is obviously a handsome guy, how did he get such a field?" ”

Niu Er snorted, and his tone became cold and hard: "Big brother, you are a good person, but your friend is not very good, sister, you make this matter clear, so that the eldest brother can judge it"

The big girl's fat body trembled, but because of Li Tianhao's strong kiss just now, she was intoxicated, listened to her brother's words, and walked over shyly: "Hello big brother, my name is Ah Hua." ”

She glanced at Li Tianhao, who was stunned, and her little eyes were watery: "In the evening, I was looking for pigweed by the river, the weather was too hot, and our rural girls were not very particular, so they took a bath in the river, who knew that while washing, he appeared ......"

When she said this, her face was painted with a lot of rouge, and she became extremely delicate: "He told me a lot of nonsense, saying that he liked me, that his home was in the city, and that he had a big yard, and that he was willing to marry me. ”

When Li Tianhao heard this, he almost fainted again, and shouted wronged: "I never knew this girl, how could she do such a thing?" Again...... Hmph, my Li Tianhao's eyes ......"

Before he finished speaking, he was thrown a big mouth by Niu Er, staring at him and shouting: "So, you still don't look down on my sister?" You brute, you did that kind of thing to my sister, and you didn't admit it when you put your pants on? If you quarrel again, Lao Tzu will beat you to death. ”

Li Tianhao groaned, was thrown by Niu Eryi's mouth full of stars, and fell to the ground, but the big girl rushed over distressedly, hugged him, and kept coaxing: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't talk nonsense, my brother won't lose his temper." ”

Wang Xiaoshi was amused and angry: "Master Li, I didn't expect that you are such a graceful/suave person, you are really 'sexual', good man, my admiration for you is like a surging river, endless." ”

Niu Er was furious and glared at Li Tianhao underground: "It's really 'sexual' fart, this bastard, the rabbit cub asked for my sister's body, and he didn't lift his pants, so he ran away desperately." ”

"I listened to my sister's cry, and I led a group of brothers to search everywhere, and I found him on the highway, and when I found him, the thing was still bare."

Wang Xiaoshi glanced at Li Tianhao, and sure enough, he saw that this product was naked, and he only wore one underwear, and couldn't help laughing: "Master Li, this is your mistake." ”

"Since you are good at this, if something happens, you should naturally take responsibility, you should marry the media, and marry Miss Ah Hua home, don't carry your pants, just run away like this, shame on you?"

Li Tianhao was anxious and angry, straightened his neck and shouted: "Who is so good, Lao Tzu wants to vomit when he sees the fat body of the village girl, you go back to the capital and inquire carefully, the woman in my Li Tianhao's bag, any one, is thousands of times stronger than this kind of village girl......"

As soon as he said such a thing, he saw Wang Xiaoshi's frightened face, a look of "I don't know him", his heart was cold, he only felt that there was wind in the back of his head, and he was slapped hard by the big girl, and she screamed like crazy: "You wolf-hearted guy, I fought with you ......."

The crazy woman, like an angry lion, tore and bit at Li Tianhao, cried and wiped her tears, finished her fat "buttocks", sat on him, and cried: "I don't want to live anymore, brother, you have to make decisions for me." ”

Li Tianhao was scratched and scratched by her, even his cheeks were hot blood, and then he was pressed under her body, as if he was pressed by a blind bear, he couldn't even breathe, so he had to scream: "Help, help......"

At this moment, I saw Niu Er's hand, holding a sharp knife with ox ears, and he walked over viciously, staring at him with blood-red eyes: "How can we be bullied by girls in the countryside?" ”

"It's okay if you don't want my sister, but according to the rules of the country, I want to cut off a part of your body and give an explanation to all the old and young masters."

"What parts?"

Li Tianhao was frightened, looking at the sharp ox ear sharp knife, it was cold in some places, and he already understood what he wanted to do from Niu Er's sight.

"Emasculated him, emasculated him."

Everyone else shouted, gossiping with rage.

"You guys are guilty of felony and you know that you will go to jail...... Help......"

Li Tianhao looked at Wang Xiaoshi shrinking his head, knowing that he didn't dare to care about this matter, his heart was cold, and he called out desperately.

"Hmph, my Niu Er is a sister, even if I am in prison and shot, others have to praise me as a good man, I'm afraid of a ball!"

Niu Er stared at the blood-red eyes, rushed up, biting the sharp knife of the cow's ear in his mouth, and went to pull Li Tianhao's inner with both hands.

A group of countrymen rushed up, held down Li Tianhao's hands and feet, Niu Er ripped open Li Tianhao's inside, looked at the soft thing with a vain head, raised the ox ear sharp knife high, and laughed cruelly: "Lao Tzu cut your bane, see how you bully women in the future?" ”

Li Tianhao was cold, at this minute, somewhere in him, it seemed that he had already felt the sharp edge of the bull's ear knife, which stabbed his skin painfully, and his soul was scattered, and he suddenly howled: "Let go of me, Miss Ah Hua is a good girl, I am willing to marry her." ”