Chapter 535: Mocking, Mocking, Still Mocking
Fortunately, Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff is not a picky eater, but what makes Zhang He very speechless is that this little thing doesn't seem to have eaten bagged food, and actually threw it into his mouth with the outer packaging, and after chewing it twice, he swallowed it with the bag.
Uh, that's okay? However, just when Zhang He was speechless, Xiaoyue Yinmaob's immature voice came to Zhang He's knowledge again, "Your food is the best, is there any?" ”
Uh, that's okay? Although there were indeed many bagged foods in the space ring, Zhang He didn't dare to act rashly in front of everyone, so he could only shake his head helplessly.
Fortunately, Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff didn't dwell on this matter anymore, but after scorning Zhang He fiercely, he went directly back to the shoulder of the fierce woman.
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Looking at him as if he was angry, and then thinking about the disdainful words of "stingy ghost" left by Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff, Zhang He couldn't help but want to laugh, but he had to hold back his laughter.
How so? This small moon silver mastiff is exactly like a human child.
Instant noodles aren't really that good, are they? But children can eat it as a meal, and even prefer to eat instant noodles rather than eat meals carefully prepared for him by adults. In addition, many snacks may not taste very good in the eyes of adults, but the problem is that children prefer to eat them.
The feeling of the Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff in front of him to Zhang He is like this, but the staple food of the Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff is the previous meals, and the snacks are the two bags of food that he took out.
Just as Zhang Heqiang was holding back a smile, the Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff let out a howl of "Whoop" again, and the sturdy woman immediately spoke again, "My child asked you to show your best skills." ”
Uh, that's okay?
How does Brother feel that this Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff is not recognizing the master, but more like an ancient princess choosing a husband? But what made Zhang He very speechless was that with the words of the fierce woman, the people and horses of the three holy lands really opened the frame immediately, and in the blink of an eye, they all used the wind control technique to float up to a height of three to five feet, and instantly swayed their best skills.
For a while, the sword light and sword shadows, fists and palms danced wildly, and Zhang He was dazzled, but even so, Zhang He was still attracted by the sword qi of a man in the Shushan Sword Sect.
Fierce, this is Zhang He's strongest feeling, Zhang He has no doubt that even if he is already at the peak of the Hongmeng Pregnancy God Determination Forging Technique, if he is touched by this kind of fierce sword qi, he will still be hit hard.
For a while, Zhang He couldn't help but feel a strong sense of jealousy towards the Shushan Sword Sect.
Zhang He's current identity is just an ordinary traveler, and he doesn't dare to show any abnormalities, so just when the people and horses of the Three Holy Lands showed their skills, Zhang He instantly became an ordinary person who had never seen such a scene, and was instantly stunned, standing there stupidly, looking directly at the people and horses of the Three Holy Lands like gods, motionless.
Soon, everyone finished showing their stunts and fell back to the ground, although most of them focused their attention on the body of the Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff, but Zhang He still keenly captured a lot of disdain.
Nima, if it weren't for Brother's purpose to search for the traces of Ah Duo's wife, do you think that you little characters who are not even in the infancy stage are Brother's opponents? Yaya's, although the Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff is indeed a good spirit animal, but compared to Ah Duo's wife, it is not a fart, is it?
Besides, do you think you can make the Howling Moon Silver Mastiff confess to the Lord? Cut.
However, what made Zhang He very speechless was that he obviously didn't want to be in the limelight, and he didn't think about getting the Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff, at least in the current situation, he really didn't have the idea of beating the Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff, but the little guy of the Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff didn't intend to let go of Zhang He, and at the moment when everyone landed, the Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff couldn't help but let out a "whoop" cry at Zhang He.
Immediately afterwards, the sturdy woman spoke again, "Boy, I'll let you show off your skills as well." ”
Nima, did my brother provoke you? Looking at the Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff curled up on the shoulders of the sturdy woman, Zhang He had to pretend to have a sincere and frightened expression, pointed to his nose, and stammered, "You...... You mean...... Say I...... Me? ”
"Nonsense." The fierce woman said with a disdainful face, "Is there anyone else you haven't shown besides you, a waste?" ”
Eh, Nima, brother is a waste again? Well, waste is waste, that's exactly what my brother needs.
With the fierce woman's merciless blows, the cultivators of the Three Holy Lands couldn't help but let out bursts of earth-shattering laughter, as if they had heard the best joke in their lives.
But come to think of it, it's true.
Although Zhang He's appearance was completely beyond their expectations, from the very beginning, Zhang He appeared as an ordinary person, holding a flashlight to shine on the road, and stupidly used a flashlight to shine on the Howling Moon Silver Mastiff that was absorbing the essence of the full moon, and then was smashed by the wolf mastiff, and this stupid guy was so frightened that he sat directly on the ground.
Immediately afterwards, everyone else came up with so many delicacies, but this guy was good, he actually came up with two generations of bagged food, and then, everyone was performing their best skills, and what about the guy? I was so frightened that I couldn't speak clearly.
It's such a waste, and you dare to come here to join in the fun? The stupid behavior before, not being killed by the irascible wolf mastiff with a palm, but just ruining the flashlight, is already considered lucky, but this idiot doesn't know how to slip away in time, and he dares to stay here to watch the excitement, this stupid stupid boldness, if he dies, he will die.
If it was because of the wolf mastiff's predecessors, I didn't dare to do it without permission, and even I couldn't help but want to beat this kid to death.
Looking at Zhang He, who seemed to be obviously targeted by the Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff again, everyone's faces couldn't help but have a thick color of ridicule and pity.
Stupid stupid and bold, don't you know that curiosity can often kill people?
Just when Zhang He was still trying his best to play the frightened ordinary person, the sturdy woman spoke again, "Boy, hurry up, otherwise, let's die for the old lady." ”
Uh, well, brother really can't afford to provoke your tough "old lady." ”
In the rotation of his mind, Zhang Heyi took a deep breath like a frightened ordinary person, and then took a deep breath, and after seemingly suppressing a little panic, he pulled open the frame in a slight trembling, and practiced the all-body boxing that he had practiced hard for a period of time.
Although Zhang He's movements were quite proficient, and with the input of the drill, it seemed that he was not so nervous, Zhang He's movements had become smooth, but it still caused a burst of laughter.
Laugh at your sister! Zhang He couldn't help but scolded secretly, Nima, if it weren't for my brother's inability to expose myself, my brother wouldn't even have to use this full-body fist to turn you all into waste, do you believe it or not? Well, it doesn't matter if you believe it or not, anyway, my brother believes it.
In the midst of the chaotic laughter, Zhang He finally completed the whole body boxing with one move and one style and meticulous practice.
Fortunately, the Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff finally did not continue to target him, but after tilting his head and thinking for a moment, he let out a "whoop" howl again.
Nima, what are you going to do with this thing? I knew that this was the case, so my brother might as well not come.
The sturdy woman spoke again, "My son said, if you want my son to sign a contract with you, you have to break through the formation in my son's cave, let's go, let's go to my son's cave together." After speaking, regardless of whether everyone agreed or not, the sturdy woman immediately turned away.
Nima, formation? You're a spirit beast and still have a magic horse formation? Nima, it seems that my brother has to hurry up, otherwise, the ghost will know that there will be some magic horses next.
Brother Formation won't, besides, even if he can, Brother can't show it? Moreover, the most important thing is that my brother has to continue to pretend to be an ordinary person, Nima, if it is really dangerous, then my brother will not be able to pretend at all, if once the magic of Hongmeng's pregnancy is exposed, I am afraid it will not only be as simple as saving Ah Duo.
As his mind turned, Zhang He immediately began to slowly retreat, however, what made Zhang He so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood was that he was targeted by the Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff again, "Woo Wang." The Howling Moon Silver Mastiff let out another howl.
And with its howl, the fierce woman immediately turned around, stared at Zhang He, and said viciously, "Boy, do you want to slip away?" ”
Eh, Nima, I knew that my brother would have taken more bags of food out, Nima, it's good now, because I didn't let Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff eat to his heart's content, and it's hard for my brother to slip away now.
Zhang He had to deliberately pretend to be very nervous, and stammered again, "Everyone...... God...... Immortals, I ...... I...... I'm scared, I'm ...... I'll just ...... I won't go. ”
Zhang He's stammering words caused a burst of laughter again, and in the midst of the chaotic laughter, Zhang He also clearly heard a few mocking words.
"This idiot, tsk."
"Alas, it's not easy for people to be so stupid."
"That's it, this kind of fool is a waste of food to live, it's better to die early."
"I'm betting this idiot won't last more than twenty seconds in the formation."
"I'll bet fifteen seconds."
"I'll bet for five seconds, but I can't start counting until the formation is activated."
"I'll bet three seconds."
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Nima, brother is as unbearable as you think? Not to mention anything else, if it's really dead, I guarantee that my brother will definitely be the last to die, believe it or not?
Zhang He really didn't want to go to the Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff Cave Mansion, but alas, the wolf mastiff didn't give him a chance to slip away at all, "Boy, obediently let the old lady follow, otherwise, the old lady will let you die now." ”
Nima, Zhang He wanted to cry, but the people and horses of the three holy places once again set off a burst of laughter.
Okay, if you go, you may not die, but if you don't go, it must be a death, so just go and take a look, it's hard to say that my brother's luck is against the sky, and it is not certain that he directly subdued the Xiaoyue Silver Mastiff.
Besides, isn't my brother's luck always good?
Nima, you can laugh to your heart's content, and see how my brother kills you in a while.
Since he had to go, Zhang He simply let go of his worries and strode to keep up with the large army, but Zhang He's face couldn't help but be full of regret and lingering fear.
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