Chapter 359: Holy Lord
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Liu Zhenzhen didn't dream, Joan of Arc was indeed pregnant.
On the same day in the Yale Oasis, the necromancer Ferdy completely paralyzed Liu Zhen with the coveted treasure "Death Lord Bracelet Wheel", and raised his hand to be a seven-star slap, one of which was a steel arrow shot into Lao Liu's right testicle with the poison of a broken child, and the remaining momentum was shot into Joan of Arc's lower abdomen and right in the ovaries.
The semen contaminated when the arrow tore the testicles was the culprit of this virgin pregnancy case.
In order to explain this matter systematically, Elder Andulan spent half an hour.
Once a person gets older, he can't help but be a little wordy, and so is Elder Andulan.
He talked over and over how Joan of Arc was innocent, how kind, how chaste, and argued the possibility of such a bizarre pregnancy from various angles, in fact, it was the same thing in the final analysis--- Richard you want to deny this fact.
Master Puskas didn't say anything, he crossed his arms and smiled.
The two masters of magic, Stefano and Emaar, admired how powerful Master Puskash's prophecy was, attracting adoring eyes.
Liu Zhenzhen was stunned for half an hour, and then lowered his head and smoked his cigar one after another.
Elder Andulan began to turn the question to whether to give birth to a boy or a girl, and the elder solemnly affirmed that since Joan of Arc came from the most fertile human beings, it would be a girl if the child was born. Richard had to keep trying until Joan of Arc gave birth to a boy.
The elder ** is naked, patriarchal. Master Puskas had an embarrassed look on his face.
"Elder Andulan! We have a saying that we haven't told you, and now it's time to tell you and Richard to get down! Garcia, the jasper dragon knight, endured it for a long time, and found that the elder had not stopped talking, so she immediately opened her mouth to interrupt Elder Andura's chattering nonsense: "The child that Joan of Arc is pregnant with is definitely a baby boy!" ”
"Oh?" Elder Andulan looked up at the Beauty Sanctuary, "How do you know?" ”
"The pregnancy of the Holy Maiden represents a miracle in the teachings of St. Paul! Only the Most High God can conceive a saint without any blasphemy! This child must be the Son! It must be a baby boy! Garcia, the jasper dragon knight, said solemnly: "We, the Holy See, refuse to recognize the baby in Joan of Arc's womb as the son of the Beamon Divine Comedy shaman Richard. As a dragon knight, I must be held accountable for my loyal honor and faith! ”
This matter is evil enough, I didn't expect to kill such a Cheng biting gold halfway, Liu Zhenzhen held a cigar in his mouth. Amazed.
Except for Master Puskas, the others were also shocked and inexplicable.
"Of course. We recognize that His Majesty Richard is the adoptive father of the Son, and that is understandable! His Majesty will be entitled to have a "holy" word in front of his name, but he is not a holy father! but the Son and the Father! Garcia added: "We have informed the Holy See a few days ago, and I believe that Pope Paul II will receive a receipt soon!" ”
"Not Richard's child? Fart! Elder Andulan was furious: "Do you two understand what medicine is?" In the medical texts, I can find seven or eight cases of bizarre pregnancies like Richard and Joan of Arc, and that's nothing new! Why isn't it Richard's child? ”
"We don't care about that! There is not a single example in history of pregnancy due to the revenge of the arrows that befell the Holy Woman of the Holy See! The two knights were as stubborn as if they had eaten a rolling pin: "Joan of Arc is the alternate saint of the Holy See, and she conceived as a virgin without any original sin." Either way, it means a miracle! ”
"God, you fuck b!" Ichijo scoffed: "Are you two sick in the brain?" It doesn't matter where you go to fight the autumn wind, why do you run Fei Lengcui to spread wild? Depend on! ”
As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere immediately became tense, and the two factions glared angrily. Although it didn't fight because of face, the strong smell of gunpowder was enough.
Liu Zhenzhen's eyes were messy, obviously he hadn't eased up, and the blows one after another made him dizzy.
Vieri wielded a dagger, ready to bleed his boss at any moment to prevent him from dying of blood.
Most of the others were secretly babbling.
For the first religion of the Aegean continent, the St. Paul Religion, the people present still have a little understanding, this sect advocates the theory of the only gods, and the Aegean continent originally admired animism, the major religions with many gods, has a broad mass base in the human world, and has also launched several wars against the infidels, such as the expulsion of ascetic monks, the expulsion of the believers of the goddess of frost and snow, and so on.
It is said that St. Paul's religion was a small religion at that time, but the supreme god Paul made a devout human virgin conceive without marriage, and gave birth to the Son Saul in the stable in the winter, and under the guidance of the Son Saul, the Church of St. Paul became the first religion of the Aegean in one fell swoop, so the birthday of the Son Saul also became the first major festival of mankind--- Jostryre Day.
Joan of Arc is a substitute saint of the Holy See of St. Paul, and now she is indeed conceived without any original sin, and according to the rules of the Catholics, the child in her belly is really a holy son.
Thinking about this relationship, everyone feels even more confused------ what the is this!
"Two dragon knights, do you mean ...... Under the crown of the Divine Comedy Shaman Richard of the Kingdom of Bimon is about to become the adoptive father of the Holy Son of the Saint-Paul Sect? But Richard is a Beamon shaman! Can your Holy See recognize this? Even Mourinho, the chief priest of the swan, felt a little unbelievable and couldn't help but interject.
"The Holy See only recognizes the status of the Virgin, and as for the adoptive father of the Son, we don't mind who." Garcia, the jasper dragon knight, said in one bite: "Even if an ogre becomes the adoptive father of the Holy Son, it is nothing. The power of the supreme gods is everywhere! ”
Religious lunatics. Elder Andulan said hatefully.
"But Richard is the spokesman of our god of war, Kampas! Suddenly he became the adoptive father of your Holy See in St. Paul? Isn't this religious identity too confusing? Mourinho wrung his eyebrows and slammed his head.
"As the adoptive father of the Son. Under the crown of Richard, you can add the word "holy" in front of your name, which is a great honor that only a human kingdom that believes in the Holy See can be crowned with a national name! For the title of the adoptive father of the Son, every saint must be called "Patron", and the family crest of St. Richard's patron can be added to represent the "Lilies of Bethlehem" as a decoration! Walking in the human world, people will rush to pay their respects to you! ”
Dragon Knight Frank Lampard politely nodded politely to the Swan Priest and Liu Zhenzhen: "But I want to make one thing clear, compared to the Holy Son Adoptive Father." The Holy See attaches the most importance to Our Lady, and the Holy See will officially build Notre Dame, so the title of St. Richard is only an honorary title, and there is no conflict with the identity of the Divine Comedy Shaman. ”
"We have asked the Virgin of Joan of Arc. She still believes in the Most High God, and Our Lady also believes that this pregnancy was a miracle! We acknowledge that the birth of the Son and Your Majesty Richard are inextricably linked. So, whether you agree to be the adoptive father of the Son or not, the Holy See will grant you the status of Lord of St. Richard! Garcia said a**.
"That's amazing! Half of the people of our Pet Empire still believe in the goddess of frost and snow, so the name of the country has not been crowned with a "holy" word so far! Richard is good, all of a sudden! Master Emaar smiled.
"What's this? What's the matter with the Lord God of mankind? Oh, dare to be a cuckold! Ichijo sneered.
"What did you say?" The two dragon knights glared at Ichijo together, their eyes flashing with surging anger.
"Damn!" A frivolous swagger on his face, and he was just about to taunt the two Holy See Dragon Knights again, but was interrupted by Master Puskas's words.
"Shut up!"
Master San Chio dusted off his clothes. Wolves squinted around: "Everyone! We magicians are forever atheists, and as a father, I want to know one thing right now! Until then, please do not interrupt my inquiry! ”
There was a silent silence all around.
"Richard, what the hell are you going to do with Joan of Arc's pregnancy? Are you ready not to admit it? The master's eyes were kind, and Liu Zhenzhen, who was smoking a cigar wildly, took a sip.
The master's eyes narrowed. At first glance, this gaze immediately reminds people of the sharp blade knife that a thief has quietly inserted into the door latch on a murderous night in the dark moon.
"Richard, don't stop talking, I'll absolutely respect your decision." Master Puskash sounded reasonable, but his expression at the moment was no different from that of a bandit with a meaty face.
The hands of the two dragon knights of the Holy See quietly pressed the hilt of their swords.
"What else?" Liu Zhenzhen threw away the cigarette butt and smashed it with one kick: "Since Joan of Arc has my child, where does she want to go?" ”
Master Puskas was stunned for a long time, laughed and patted Lao Liu's shoulder: "What a good son-in-law, it was really taken and put down, I was worried that you would not be able to pull down this face in the name of the godfather!" Good! Good! Good! ”
"It's not good." Liu Zhenzhen pinched his eyebrows and smiled bitterly: "This is called one person doing things and one person doing things." ”
"Don't be an old man like me who can't see it, in fact, your kid is already bubbling up in his heart, my daughter is so beautiful, with you is like a flower stuck in Boer." Master Puskas snorted quietly.
Lao Liu's face was said to be red, and he tried his best to argue for his son's sake, not Chong Zhende's beauty.
"The Holy Son is just your adopted son!" Garcia, the jasper dragon knight, hurriedly interjected, emphasizing the word "adopted son": "Praise you St. Richard's patron, you have decided to win you endless honors." ”
"What if I don't recognize the title?" Liu Zhenzhen looked at this dragon knight inexplicably: "The son is mine, not the supreme god of your Holy See!" Elder Andulan explained it clearly! ”
"Your Majesty Richard, please don't let the holy war start for you alone! It would be a disaster for Beamon or for humanity! Garcia's tone immediately turned cold.
"Threaten me?" Liu Zhenzhen raised his head and sneered: "Garcia." Didn't you come out on the first day to mess with Aegean, do you think this hob meat is playing tricks on me? ”
"Richard. I have always been very obedient to you, but there is really no possibility of concession in this matter, who let Joan of Arc be a candidate saint, and get pregnant without marriage! Frank Lampard exhorted: "It's just an honorary title, why would you make a big deal of it!" ”
"What if it gets bigger?" Ichijo sneered on the side.
"Dear Far Eastern Flamingo, I know that you have superior combat power, but this is not a reason for us dragon knights to back down!" The Jade Dragon Knight said angrily, "If you have to provoke. We, the dragon knights, will not hesitate! ”
"Chok~ I haven't seen you for a while, it's all become Boolean, so let's try it!" "The God of War has given me arrogance and arrogance, but don't take this as a weakness!" ”
The two dragon knights brushed the ground and drew their swords together. The overflowing fighting spirit suddenly flashed brilliantly, and Ichijo also pulled out his long sword. Behind him, a few clusters of cold arrows aimed at the noble heads of the two dragon knights at the same time.
"Stop!" Liu Zhen's four-leaf petal shot out from between his fingers with a "ding" sound, passing through the middle of Ichijo and the two dragon knights.
"Tell me first, what does the Son do?" Liu Zhenzhen looked at the two dragon knights: "Is it the same as me, belonging to the theocratic spokesman?" Or the next pope? ”
"You guessed right!" The Golden Dragon Knight nodded: "The Holy Son is indeed the spokesperson of the Supreme God!" But whether the Son will become the next pope, we dare not guarantee! Because the next pope of the Holy See must be promoted from the cardinals, even the Holy Son cannot ascend to heaven in one step! Your Majesty Richard is also a theocratic spokesman, but you are not the red-clothed high priest of the Temple of Beamon! ”
"Damn! It's also a false title to make trouble for a long time. Liu Zhenzhen asked depressedly: "What about the right of ownership?" Will my son be born to your Holy See? ”
"You are the adoptive father of the Holy Son, of course you have raised you!" Frank Lampard laughed: "The Son is baptized by the Pope at birth and raised by you until he is established. The Son will represent the Holy See and spread the Gospel of God everywhere. ”
"The Holy See will also build the Cathedral of Notre Dame in the birthplace of the Son, and send guardian knights to ensure the safety of the Son and the Virgin! No one but the Adoptive Father and the Blessed Mother dared to take on the responsibility of teaching the Son. Garcia, the jasper dragon knight, took over and said, "You should know something about the Codex of the Mass in our Holy See, the first Holy Son Saul. He also sheared wool with his adoptive father, St. Joseph, for thirty years. ”
"Guardian Knight? Is it a dragon knight? Liu Zhenzhen was overjoyed: "Do you want to say that the Holy See not only does not rob me of my son, but also has to cover Notre Dame in Philengee?" In the future, when my son is thirty years old, he will go to your human kingdom to eat and drink spicy food, what do you want to do? ”
"It's not about eating and drinking, it's about preaching! In addition, there must be a dragon knight in the guardian knights, and the Lily Star Holy Knights with the slogan of "healing, chastity, and poverty alleviation" will also be reorganized, which is the Knights of the Guardian of the Holy Son and Our Lady's Land, of course, the Notre Dame must be in the Emerald of Filipino, and the funds are naturally provided by our Holy See in St. Paul. "Two dragon knights, one - floating astronomy - head.
"You Holy See must be nervous! Sticking money and sticking people, haha! Liu Zhenzhen's mouth was crooked when he smiled.
"Richard, don't be stupid, mankind has not had a holy son for more than a thousand years, and now there is a sudden miracle, where do you need the Holy See to pay for it? The donations from various countries are also enough to spend! If my guess is correct, they will even say in the propaganda that the Son has entered the wilderness, ready to bring the gospel of God to every savage orc! "Master Mourinho's eyes are like torches, and he breaks through the mystery in one sentence.
"It depends on who influences whom, my son is taught by me, not someone else." Liu Zhenzhen's face was ruffian.
can deceive a dragon knight and a knight group for nothing, and not rob his son with him, Liu Zhenzhen will be really nervous if he refuses.
Since the initiator is willing to face all this calmly, the next thing will be easier to do; As soon as everything is settled in Kalimantan City, the people here will be able to enjoy a glass of wine.
A series of strange things happened today, Elder Andulan sighed, Richard is already a foreign mermaid, a foreign elf, and today he has become a foreign giant, and he has the abilities of the three major races, and this is worth it! Now it has become a foreign protector. Really......
Master Emaar laughed and said, "Richard has the blessing of Amphitrite, the god of the sea." The "chasing the wind and catching the shadows" of the queen muse, and the "Daigo empowerment" of the Buddha giant, but he is still a foreign dragon clan, but why didn't he get the blessing of the dragon god Haibo? He is also a foreign Mo Shao, but he doesn't have the racial ability of "exploring the pearls"? He is also a foreign patron, but he does not have the hymn attainment of a human pope, which shows that there are no absolutes in everything.
Ievee the Colorful Dragon thinks of Richard as an alien dragon. It must be because he slayed too many dragons, causing the dragon god to dislike him quite a lot!
According to the legend of a fairy dragon and a minotaur falling in love in the past, the minotaur finally used the "gifted dragon soaring technique" to carry his children with a burden to chase the fairy dragon that was plundered by the dragon god. It can be seen that Richard still did not have that luck.
After all, the dragon that died in his hands so far already had a hellish black dragon. A desert earth dragon, not to mention the dragon that has been defeated, the dragon god Haibo is already very polite if he does not curse him.
Of course, Liu Zhenzhen didn't admit it, according to his opinion, the dragon god was good with him, and the amount of dragon power was the best proof.
The two dragon knights also immediately refuted the words of Master Emaar, affirming that the patron saint of St. Richard only had to be blessed with holy water and receive Pope Paul; His Majesty Maldini was canonized. His Majesty the Pope and the Twelve Cardinals will join forces to bless the Supreme Divine Divine Technique---- "Wrath of Order" to the Holy Patron, who can then summon the "Space Tearing Technique" with his life to deter every small person who tries to violate his authority.
This explanation caused several masters to laugh wildly, and it turned out to be another useless life magic.
Counting the natal magic "Nebula Chain Lightning" sacrificed by Beamon, the life magic of the Buddha giant "Heavenly Fury Nirvana Fire", and the divine blessing of the Night Watcher "Heartbreak Curse of the Fallen God----", this is actually the mentor-level spell "Soul Shackle Burst Technique" in the dark magic, Liu Zhenzhen needs to add another "Order Fury" to deter Xiaoxiao. It doesn't really matter anymore.
There are not many people who can provoke Richard now, but as long as they dare to provoke him, they will naturally not be afraid of these four life spells, and there are endless tricks to deal with this kind of life bomb in magic.
As for the racial ability of the foreign Mo Shao, Ning Yu also explained it himself---- the man of the Mo Shao tribe must have an heir before he can obtain the racial ability "Exploring the Pearl", while the woman is born with it, and illusion needs to be learned to master, Richard can't do anything, which is normal.
The others were envious again, thinking that the old rascal was just around the corner for another race, but they didn't know that the Moshao tribe had always been an "old clam with pearls", and there was no example of a woman who could successfully conceive before the age of forty.
Liu Zhenzhen was silent on the side, but he was secretly amused in his heart, in fact, even Bimeng was a foreigner, and from beginning to end, none of his identities were his own.
As for those god-given powers, it's all.
The Night Watcher was sold for himself, and if he survived the Fallen Ritual, the goblin could also possess the abilities bestowed by the Queen Spider's Muse!
The dragon power was exchanged for the "curse of the blood sacrifice", what did the dragon god Haibo do? Lord Longzi is not a species of the Aegean Continent, just like himself, he is purely a foreign aid!
The foreign Buddha giant is even more ridiculous, he was beaten out of a dragon power and a saint-level mana by Ji Si Kaibi with his eyes, if he changes to Master Puskash, it is estimated that this is the result!
As for the Wei Duo Giant and the title of Kao, Liu Zhenzhen only wanted to say two words---- hell! I really hit the evil, a tough guy, and I actually got a nymphomaniac-like magic body!
The double cultivation realm enchantment given by the sea god Amphitrite, I didn't feel anything when I raped Avril before, I thought the sea god was blind, and then I chopped off one of my arms, only to know that I was blind, and the sea god is still wise! This enchantment is only given to the most beloved mermaid couples!
The Holy Patron is the most nonsense, and the degree of bizarre is simply the first in the world, as for the Pope and the Twelve Cardinals joining forces to bless a "Wrath of Order" to himself, Liu Zhenzhen can't see that this has anything to do with the supreme god Paul.
After all the calculations, it is still the Boss of Campas who is the best for himself, giving himself the ability of a "natural soul singer" for no reason, and the ability to "naturally evolve" Chinese war songs, and recently giving himself the aura of a theocratic spokesman, never without any requirements and restrictions.
Liu Zhenzhen is called a beauty in his heart, and today he has earned a human paladin for nothing, what a day!
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