Chapter 254: Jumping the toilet
After a short period of surprise, Zhang Ye's mind was suddenly full of black lines. "≤ Ding" ≤ "≤ Xiao" said, "≤ said,
"This stinky boy, how is it like a little stream. Hooligan? Zhang Ye thought about it angrily, and then said to Jiang Rou on the other end of the phone, "Sister, I have something to do now, I'll call you later!" ”
"What's wrong! Are those kids naughty again? ”
Jiang Rou said with a smile on the other end of the phone.
"Isn't it?" After a pause, Zhang Ye said, "That's it!" I'll hang up first, and I'll call you later! ”
Saying this, Zhang Ye hurriedly hung up the phone.
Because at this time, Ruier was covering her nose and looking at her younger brother with tears in her eyes, looking bitter and hateful.
Throwing the phone to his side, Zhang Ye looked at Ruier a little strangely, "What's wrong?" ”
"Dad, my brother is too dangerous. Let's throw him away! With that, Ruil let go of her hand, revealing her red nose.
"This ......" Zhang Ye didn't care about Rui'er's words, because this little guy has always been unreliable in speaking. On the contrary, it was his nose that caused Zhang Ye's strangeness.
"Why is it red again? I don't want to get caught in the mouse trap again! ”
"It's all my brother's doing." Rui'er sat on the sofa and pointed at Zong'er, looking teary-eyed.
"Him?"
looked down at Zong'er, and saw that the little guy was now lying silently in his arms, squinting his eyes. Pouting from time to time, that look of disdain, even a fool can see it.
"You must be bullying your brother!" Zhang Ye looked at the two children and said a little abruptly. After all, there are many children in the family, and it is normal for the big ones to bully the small ones. It would be strange if there was no such thing.
But who knows. Ruier shook her head again and again, and said with a crying voice, "How can it! It's my brother who bullies me! This kid is so hateful! ”
"You don't twist his ears. Will Zong'er make a move on you? ”
"Ugh! Dad can't say that, I'm just touching! No effort! ”
Zhang Ye suddenly became angry, "Do you think of your father as a fool, or do you think of yourself as a fool?" Okay? Didn't you make your brother's ears red? ”
"But, look!" As she spoke, Ruier pointed to her nose and said, "My brother is more ruthless than me!" It's just killing me! It's unreasonable! Fortunately, I am blessed with a great life, otherwise I am afraid that I will not see the sun tomorrow. ”
"Hmm! yes! It's all soaked in blood! You're so unlucky! But you don't deserve sympathy, you are so much older than your brother, and you are more sensible than your brother, and you still pluck your brother's ears. You deserve to be out of luck. He said. Zhang Ye used recovery surgery to treat the redness and swelling on Rui'er's nose.
But Ruier was still unwilling, puffing out her face, "Dad, am I still your son?" Actually helped others speak. Did you charge the phone bill? ”
"Charged phone bills?" Zhang Ye looked at Rui'er, and then smiled strangely, "It doesn't seem like that!" I remember it as if I had won the lottery! ”
A child's world is always unexpected.
Although Ruier understands a lot of things when she is born, and can run and jump, she is a child in her mind. So when Zhang Ye finished saying this, Ruier was immediately extremely sad and indignant.
"I'm not alive! Let me die! Ruil wailed as she banged her head on the couch. The sofa is very elastic, although it doesn't hurt. But the bullet made his head dizzy.
"What a howl! has no backbone at all, if you really have the ability, you have to practice hard and strive to win over your brother in the future. ”
For this son. Zhang Ye also felt eggs. It hurts a lot. It's so undisciplined! It's really a shame that when I was born, the momentum was so huge, and now it seems. It's just a silver-like wax head gun, and it's useless.
Who knows. As soon as Zhang Ye finished speaking, Ruier immediately stopped crying. Instead, he shook his head vigorously, "Forget it!" Such a dangerous thing. It's not for me. After all, safety comes first! Hey, hey, hey......"
"You ......"
Zhang Ye was completely speechless! After being stunned for a long time, he said, "Then I don't care!" Die! ”
The reason why I say this is completely to force Ruier to be brave, instead of hanging the words 'safety first' on her lips all day long, as a turtle with a shrunken head. After all, this is too undisciplined, and it simply loses the glory of the dragon clan.
And Zhang Ye has a hundred reasons to believe that even if he says this, Rui'er will never really die, not even get angry. Instead, I'm going to do something else.
For example, now......
"What are you going to do?"
After Zhang Ye said that, Rui'er jumped off the sofa suddenly, which made him feel a little strange.
"I'm not alive anymore!"
"You're not alive anymore? So why are you running to the bathroom? ”
"I'll jump out of the toilet and drown!"
Rui'er's answer made Zhang Ye feel depressed all over.
Jumping on the toilet and drowning? You kid liar?
On the contrary, the eagle was more excited about this, and even slipped off the sofa and followed.
"These boys!" Looking at these two mischievous little guys, Zhang Ye couldn't help laughing.
After laughing, he turned his gaze to Zong'er in his arms.
This little guy is always silent, and does not seem to be as lively and active as an ordinary child. It always gives people a deep feeling, and if it weren't for that little face full of baby fat, I'm afraid they would think he was a dwarf old man.
"Zong'er, how did you make your brother like that?"
Zhang Ye believed that he could understand his words, because although the Destiny Twin Talent would split into an individual who was extremely opposed to him, it would not cut out some ideological things. Therefore, Zhang Ye believes that Zong'er can understand his words, the only difference is that he can't show it like his sister.
"Babble......" Sure enough, after hearing her father's words, Zong'er muttered softly. Then hold out a finger.
"What does that mean?"
"Annihilation!" Xin'er lay on her father's head, stretched out her little hand, and held up a sparkling LED sign that was the size of a year's palm. It's just that there is a problem with the angle at which she holds the brand, and Zhang Ye can't see it at all.
After holding up the sign for a while, it seemed that he also found that his actions had no effect. Xin'er decisively changed her strategy and slapped the sign down.
"Smack......
The glittering LED sign slammed into Zhang Ye's face. It's like swatting flies.
The "hiss......" beat hit the face, although it didn't hurt very much. But it still made Zhang Ye grin a little. Scared!
"Ahhhhh......h Ah......h
grinning and taking the sign from Xin'er's hand, I saw a few words crossed on the sign one after another.
Devoid! Mild! Destroy the body!
"I can't believe that your ability to control talent is so strong." Understanding the meaning on the sign, Zhang Ye touched his red old face, and couldn't help pinching Zong'er's face.
"Babbling......" was pinched by his father's face, Zong'er was like a little adult, moved his head, and muttered unhappily.
"Sure enough!"
Regarding the indifference of the fifth child, Zhang Ye understood it again.
This little guy is for a lively sister. It's a world of difference, and it doesn't have the lively nature that ordinary children should have.
"Could it be that after the separation of the two little ones, even the child's nature has been torn apart?" For this reason, Zhang Ye felt a little headache. If it was a physical problem, with his current ability, it would be too easy to recover. Medical skills plus spells, even if the heart is gone, it can be saved.
But this is a problem that comes from the depths of the soul. There is no cure at all.
This is not to say that after Xin'er was separated from Zong'er's body, Zong'er's soul was lowered or mutilated. On the contrary, as a twin talent of destiny that can be called an anti-heaven, there will be no flaws in this regard at all.
The culprit for all this is simply because of the antagonism of the twins.
Destiny Twins. Light and darkness are twins, yin and yang are contradictory, which cannot be reconciled.
It was at this time. Eagle came out of the bathroom. This kid has a strange look, as if he has eaten poop.
"What's wrong with you? What about my brother? "See the eagle's expression. Zhang Ye felt strange.
He ...... Belch...... Hey, hey, hey......"
As soon as she spoke, the eagle suddenly laughed. Not for a while. He took his stomach in his arms and fell to the ground.
"What's wrong?"
Zhang Ye glared at Ying'er, and then violently spread out his strong spiritual power. This villa has a suppressive effect on spiritual power, but it will not cause much trouble to Zhang Ye in a short distance.
When the spiritual power spreads into the bathroom, the situation inside is instantly reflected in my mind.
I saw that Rui'er's little guy actually stripped naked, curled up in the toilet by himself, and the water was about to overflow.
"What is this? Bathe? ”
Zhang Ye looked at the scene reflected in his mind, and suddenly didn't know what to say.
Although everything in the villa is Ao Lie, they have been specially treated, and a large number of formations and prohibitions are drawn on the surface. Even if it's a toilet, it's an ordinary person's bowl clean.
But even if the toilet is clean, you won't get into it to take a shower!
"Ruier, what are you doing?"
Ruier, who was taking a shower in the toilet, suddenly heard her father's voice outside, and was startled and hurriedly got out of the toilet. And then just like that, slippery, **, ran out of the bathroom.
As he ran, he shouted loudly, "Damn the toilet, the water is so small, I have been drowning for so long, and it didn't drown me." Instead, they washed my clothes away. ”
"......" As soon as Rui'er said this, Zhang Ye rolled his eyes. This kid is really good at, and does he really take others for fools?
Even Eagle, who had been laughing all the time, stopped laughing and fell to the ground, looking at this younger brother in surprise.
"Brother, you're too shameless! It was actually said that it was washed away by water. You took off your clothes yourself, okay? ”
"Oops! Forget, there is actually a special one for demolition! ”
Rui'er screamed in her heart that she had miscalculated, so she quickly changed her words, "Oh? Is it? How could I not remember? ”
Then he put on a 'I don't know' look and looked around.
When the child is young, the elders will teach him (her) to "When walking, look at the road!" Otherwise, it's easy to fall! (To be continued......)
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ps: It's so unpleasant, these two days, it's like constipation. A chapter is going to be written for a long time!