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President Zhang's plea, please, exit!

In the face of WTO sanctions, Gao Yang not only felt helplessness and anger, but also felt the sorrow of national enterprises, these large companies almost covered the sky with their hands, they could blackmail the government, and let the government fight for their interests in the WTO. In the face of a powerful enemy, Gao Yang adopted the attitude of 'he is strong, he is strong, the breeze caresses the mountain, he is horizontal by him, and the bright moon shines on the river'.

No matter how strong the enemy is, he can't hurt himself, because he doesn't export, he only does domestic business, and no matter how horizontal the enemy is, it is impossible to cross into China, and instead of the government's order not to let himself produce and sell.

Gao Yang's countermeasures also have a strong lethal power, diet pills and myopia treatment liquid are the best products for those fat people and myopia treatment people abroad, Gao Yang does not export these products, directly causing their health to be damaged, they began to vent their dissatisfaction on the government, blaming the government for not sanctioning Aihua Company, so that they suffered losses. The angry crowd is marching non-stop, more than half of the population of the country is fat, and a third is short-sighted, so the march is the most intense.

Gao Yang ignored the demonstrations abroad, he knew that the democratic government could not bear the dissatisfaction of millions of people, and at the latest, half a month, or a week, the government officials of the United States would obediently run to his company and ask him to export diet pills and myopia treatment liquids. 『』

Gao Yang was too lazy to take care of it, but still devoted himself to work and assembled the production line.

In the Mi Guo Building, the parliamentarians can no longer bear the pressure brought by the people, and people in every state have held marches, without Aihua brand diet pills and myopia treatment solutions, the health of the people is affected, and their anger is very terrible.

The people of the United States want to get Gaoyang's weight loss liquid, get myopia treatment liquid therapy, and are afraid of Gaoyang's intelligent operating system and nano products, which will defeat their proud Microsoft and Intel, and their ambivalent psychology is entangled in the hearts of congressmen.

"This Chinese man is so terrible, he is like a drug, after people try his products, they can't do without it."

"Gao Yang is terrible, he alone can threaten our country."

"What are we going to do? By sanctioning Aihua, Gao Yang did not sell diet pills and myopia treatment liquids, and the health of citizens was threatened, and they were outraged. When the sanctions are lifted, Gaoyang's computers will enter our country's market again and bring down many of our industries, God, tell us what we have to do to deal with this Chinese people. ”

Members of Congress are caught in a dilemma as to whether it is better to lift the sanctions or not. So the ball was kicked back and forth, and then it was kicked to President Obaba.

After President Obama received a proposal from Congress to let the White House try to resolve the issue diplomatically, President Obama directly burst into foul language: "These bastards in Congress are so hateful, it is you who have asked for sanctions against Gao Yang, and now you want us to import Gao Yang's diet pills and myopia treatment liquid." Bastards, what a bunch of bastards, dirty and messy, all handed over to me, the president. Oh, my God! I'm probably the worst president on the planet, wiping the ass of the people in Congress every day, and I'm starting to envy the leaders of China a little bit, they just need to give orders, and no one dares to resist. ”

Complaining is complaining, as the elected president, President Obaba must obey the will of the people, and after scratching his ears and cheeks for a moment, President Obaba trembled and dialed Gao Yang's phone: "Hi! Dear Mr. Gao Yang, how are you doing? ”

Gao Yang replied arrogantly: "I'm fine, Mr. President, I'm busy assembling the nano production line, I have so many orders that I go crazy, thank you for the sanctions of the United States, otherwise, I may not be able to get a large number of orders from the government, Mr. President, are you okay?" ”

President Obama was a little embarrassed: "Okay...... I'm very good, it's just a little bad right now. ”

Gao Yang Yin and Yang smiled weirdly: "Oh! You can be the most powerful president in the world, what else can be Your Excellency? ”

President Obaba said seriously: "Mr. Gao Yang, in fact, the person who embarrassed me is you, you are so terrible, leaving your products, our citizens began to break out in a large number of marches, I can't hold on." "These angry guys are going to get me out of office as president, and I'm here to ask you to export diet pills and myopia treatment solutions to us."

"Mr. President, I'm going to eat, can we talk about this later?"

"No, no, no, Mr. Gao Yang. Please don't hang up, I'm glad to be able to get through to you, I'm afraid I'll lose my ability to talk to you. ”

"Alright then, Mr. President, go on."

"Dear friend, first of all, I apologize to you, it was the bastards in Congress who wanted to sanction your Aihua Company, and it was they who cooperated with the demands made by the islanders to the WTO. You know, the president of our country doesn't have the right to run Congress, so I'm really sorry, I really need your product. ”

"I'm sorry, Your Excellency, but I said that there was a problem with the machines in our factory and we are not producing them for the time being."

"No, no, no, Gao Yang, I know you're taking revenge on us, my friend, help, the will of the people will make me step down as president."

Gao Yang smiled coldly: "Okay, Your Excellency President, I can tell you frankly that the machines in my factory are indeed fine, but even if you sanction me, then I can't be spineless and export products to you." "If you like sanctions, just do it, it's a big deal, I won't export it."

President Obama patted his head in annoyance: "Oh! Oh, my God! Dear Mr. Gao Yang, you are angry, you are angry again, I am really afraid that you will be angry. I will try to lobby Congress and lobby the WTO to lift the sanctions, can you take weight loss pills and myopia treatment solutions first, and put out the anger of the American people. ”

"No need, I said, if you like sanctions, sanction it, I don't mind, anyway, the domestic market is enough for our products to sell, it's a big deal to make less money, you know, I'm not short of money, so a little loss, for me, it doesn't matter."

President Obama wanted to cry a little: "Yes, you have 500 billion dollars, and losing a little bit is just a drop in the bucket for you, but Mr. Gao Yang, I can't afford to lose, if I can't quell the anger of the people, I will become the worst president in history, maybe, in a week, I may be impeached and removed from office, you should do me a favor, okay?" I beg you, exit. ”

"It's okay, if you step down, you can come to work in our Aihua company, and I will give you an annual salary of two million dollars, how about it, five times the salary of you, the president."

"Mr. Gao Yang, don't be kidding, okay? I'm not in the mood to joke right now. 『』”

"Alright then, Mr. President, I'm not in the mood to talk to you anymore, and when I'm in a better mood, let's talk about the exit, okay?"

Gao Yang's arrogance directly made President Obama angry: "Mr. Gao Yang, I have given up my dignity, please export, what do you want?" ”

Gao Yang was also angry: "Your Excellency the President, you will sanction me for a while, prevent my products from entering your country, and ask me to export for a while, you are like a three-year-old child, crying for a while, laughing for a while, you are crazy, do you want me to be crazy, you are crazy?" Your Excellency, what do you really want? ”

President Obaba has lost his mind: "Gao Yang, don't be too arrogant, we have a way to deal with your Aihua Company." ”

"Okay, I'm here to help." Gao Yang hung up the phone directly.

Inside the White House, President Obama was furious: "What an arrogant Chinese, well, do you really want to force me to use my power?" Well, I'm not afraid that you Chinese people will not compromise. ”

North American time, 20:43, 8:43 a.m. Mokkyo time. Mi Guo suddenly sent a message that due to the failure of a root server in California, Mi Guo cannot assign an IP address, and there will be some computers in Huaxia that cannot obtain an IP address and cannot access the Internet.

Five minutes after the message was sent out by the United States, the entire Tianyang City, the entire North China Province network suddenly failed, the computer could not obtain the IP address normally, could not connect to the network, the entire North China Province Internet was paralyzed, seriously affected the North China Province's e-commerce, and enterprise office, telecommunications, Netcom, Unicom, the three major companies of the complaint phone was almost blown up.

Gao Yang, who was sleeping, received a call from Baijing, and the prime minister sighed slightly: "Gao Yang, let's export, the people of the United States are really angry, they control 10 of the 13 root servers in the world, and they have the right to cut off the global network." You insisted on not being able to export diet pills and myopia treatment liquids, which really angered the White House, and they had no choice but to cut off the network to threaten us. ”

Gao Yang was very angry: ", Mi Guoyan is really domineering." ”

"Gao Yang, let's dissipate the anger, fighting spirit is not the solution, for the sake of netizens, for the sake of the economy of Tianyang City and North China Province, do you see if it is an export to ease the anger of the Chinese people. In such a lose-lose fight between us and the people of the United States, everyone has suffered heavy losses. ”

Gao Yang discouraged: "Forget it, even if the people of the United States beg me to earn their money, then export." I compromised with the United States for the sake of everyone's interests. The people of the United States cut off the network, it is useless for me at all, I use laser communication, Prime Minister, don't worry, I will call President Obama immediately, and the network should be back to normal in ten minutes. ”

"Thank you, Gao Yang, you can put the interests of the people first, as the prime minister, I really thank you very much for letting you be wronged."

"Hehe, the prime minister said that he laughed, there is money to be made, what else am I wronged, okay, I'll call immediately, the network can't be cut off for too long, otherwise it will have too much impact on everyone."

"Okay, goodbye."

"Goodbye, Prime Minister."

After Gao Yang hung up the phone, he angrily pulled out the White House phone, President Obama didn't seem to have slept all night, Gao Yang's phone was pulled out less than three seconds, and President Obama's excited voice came from the phone: "Oh! I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, Mr. Gao Yang, I was too impulsive yesterday, please forgive me. ”

"Your Excellency, put away your hypocritical set, don't think I don't know, you are deliberately cutting off the network, in order to blackmail me to export products to you, well, your goal has been achieved, I can export products to you, however, I warn you, Microsoft forced me, I developed an intelligent operating system. If you force me again, maybe I'm going to develop a laser communication network, and our IP address can be connected to the Internet without going through the Mi national server, and when the time comes, what else will you threaten me? ”

President Obaba was really anxious: "Mr. Gao Yang, we really didn't threaten you, we really didn't cut off the network, it was really a server failure, I will immediately ask people to fix it, if you can export slimming liquid and myopia treatment solution to us today, I believe that the server will be repaired." ”

"Your Excellency the President, I can export the output to you immediately, and now I don't want to worry about who is right and who is wrong, please restore the network within ten minutes, otherwise, you will pay the price, don't make me angry, otherwise the consequences are really serious."

President Obama was a little scared: "Okay, I'm ...... I'm going to have someone fix it right away. ”

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