Chapter 261: The beastly little Kui, it's so scary......
In fact, the landlord's sister's house, the basic furniture and furnishings are complete, although no one has ever lived in it, but every week there will be people from the housekeeping company to come to clean, so it is also a bright and clean window, but what makes Li Guo not very accustomed to it is that the bathroom is too small, so small that one person is, and the other person can't take a bath...... This house, there are a lot of rooms, what guest rooms, master bedrooms, auxiliary bedrooms and study bedrooms, a lot. Almost everyone can get a room, except for Li Guo...... Sister Xue said that Li Guo was a product, and that the supplies did not need their own room, and it was enough to go back and forth.
The bird spirit, on the other hand, was very agitated, not only moving back and forth in the room, but also looking out of the window from time to time, as if waiting for something. Li Guo knew that she must be waiting for her furniture and blanket, and there was no place for her to lie down and roll, just like a migratory bird flying over the South Pacific without an island to rest on.
Looking at the anxious and sad expression of the bird spirit, Li Guo laughed out for no reason, and this laughter became the fuse that completely detonated the bird essence, and then ...... Li Guo was put to the ground by the bird spirit without any suspense, and drew a huge old man Ding on his chest with lipstick...... Of course, when Bird Zijing was bullying Li Guo, there were still three onlookers standing next to him, Amber squatted on the armrest of the sofa, bent down and stared at Bird Spirit's skillful drawing, while Xiao Xin and Xiao Kui were laughing heartlessly next to them, and even Xiao Kui clapped her hands and shouted Come on...... "Okay, don't make trouble." Sister Xue pulled the white cloth covering the furniture next to her: "Come and help." ”
Bird Jing turned a deaf ear, Xiaoxin ignored it, Xiaokui ignored it, Amber turned a deaf ear, Li Guo wanted to go, but he was already subdued...... "I mean! Sister Xue suddenly slapped the table vigorously: "Come and help!" ”
Suddenly, the ferocious domineering energy gushed out, and the aura around him suddenly stagnated, and the power of Sister Longshen directly emanated, and made everyone tremble, and then everyone quickly dispersed, leaving Li Guo alone with his chest open, and the old man Ding with lipstick painting on the sofa wanted to cry without tears...... What's more, the lipstick of Bird Essence is a high-end waterproof lipstick, and if you want to wash it off, you can't wash it off, and if you want to wipe it off with a napkin, it will only leave a lot of red traces, which is very troublesome...... Thanks to Li Guo's lack of chest hair, if he has chest hair, his appearance will become very ridiculous, if he makes a video and puts it on the Internet, maybe Li Guo can become popular again on the Internet for some reason...... When Li Guo, who had wiped off his lipstick after a lot of effort, returned to the living room, he found that everyone, including Sister Xue, was sitting in a row on the long sofa, and then there were a lot of banknotes piled up on the table. And Sister Xue is sharing the money on the table equally between you and me.
"What are you doing here?" Li Guo squatted in front of them in surprise: "What game are you playing?" ”
Bird pinched the money in his hand, looked up, and then shook his fingers: "This is pocket money, and then you have to arrange a representative to exchange it for Yue Yuan, which of you can speak Yueyu?" ”
The little new girl raised her hand triumphantly: "I! Me, me, me! ”
"You don't count." Bird Zijing pushed Xiaoxin to the side: "It's too dangerous for you to go to the bank." ”
Well...... Li Guo deeply agreed with Bird Zijing's words, if Xiaoxin girl went to the bank, it would definitely turn into a farce, and she would probably do something against common sense to the bank staff, such as shouting "Rob now, hand over all your money." "Wait. Now after all, it's not in my own territory, so I have to pay a little attention to everything...... What Li Guo didn't expect was that Xiaokui also raised her hand timidly at this time, and said in a weak voice: "I...... I would ......."
Li Guo was stunned, he never had any requirements for Xiaokui, as long as she didn't cry and didn't make trouble. is already the most worry-free good child, I don't expect her to help much, let alone anything outstanding about her. After all, she was so easily provoked, and when she did, the consequences were so severe that they were almost out of control...... It's like if someone on the pedestrian street takes the opportunity to rub oil, put it on the landlord's sister's body, the person who rubs the oil may be discarded, Sister Ryujin and Bird Zijing and Mo Chou are basically impossible, these three people's senses are really sensitive, and anyone who tries to get close to them three meters will be automatically locked...... But Xiao Aoi is different, if Xiao Aoi is taken advantage of, she may directly detonate the energy beam, and then cause at least thirty innocent citizens to die violently because of that one pervert...... As for Li Guo's words...... Look. If the beautiful girl takes advantage of Li Guo, Li Guo's forbearance will pass...... Not only that, but Li Guo couldn't imagine that Xiao Kui, who had been living in the pond and was raised as a Brazilian turtle, could actually speak other foreign languages and look very proficient...... "I...... I...... I really would. Xiao Kui saw Li Guo's unbelievable eyes, and worked hard to correct his name: "I know twelve foreign languages......"
Sister Xue shrugged at Li Guo: "Brother, don't be too surprised, being a goblin also has to keep pace with the times." Xiaokui's learning ability is very strong, so strong that you can't believe it. ”
Li Guo reached out and pinched Xiaokui's face: "Then I'll trouble you later." ”
"Hmm!" Xiao Kui nodded happily, and glanced at the little new girl quite proudly, and the smugness in her eyes was about to drip out.
Li Guo stretched out his hand to look at his watch, then walked out of the door and looked around: "What about Mo Chou...... I haven't seen her since just now, and the phone can't get through. ”
Maybe it's because you can't speak people during the day, maybe Li Guo is a natural crow's mouth, just within thirty seconds of him mentioning Mo Chou, suddenly a huge shark about three or four meters long shot down at an angle of forty-five degrees in the sky, and the speed was so fast that the naked eye couldn't tell it, if it weren't for Li Guo's real vision being a passive skill, he wouldn't be able to see clearly. But it was precisely because he saw it clearly that he was taken aback...... It is conceivable that a fierce and vicious great white shark in the sky, still turning its head and shaking its tail with big teeth, is flying towards itself in such a daze, how terrifying is this? Anyone who sees it is estimated that their liver and gall will tremble, not to mention that their hearts have stopped after such a long battle, even if Rambo saw this scene, he must have fallen to his knees and shouted "God forgive me".
In a few breaths, the big shark had made its way to the yard, and the shark was under its belly...... It was Mo Chou's handsome little face. She lifted the shark above her head with both hands and looked at Li Guo with a smile on her face...... Li Guo got goosebumps, and poked the shark with his hand: "Mo Chou...... You ......"
"Mo Chou is often seen in the animal world!" Mo Chou held this shark of at least one and a half tons, and his face was full of excitement: "I just saw one in the sea!" Don't worry about catching it and tasting it......"
Li Guo touched the shark's buttocks like rough sandpaper with his hand, and then unconsciously took a step back: "This ...... How ...... can this be eaten? ”
"Mo Chou thinks that if it is a fish, it can be eaten." As he spoke, Mo Chou shouted into the house: "Amber amber! ”
Amber meowed out of the room and appeared directly on top of Li Guo's head, and then she came directly to the great white shark, with black eyes and sharp teeth, so that Amber suddenly exploded and fell from Li Guo's head...... After landing on the ground, Amber quickly turned into a human, and then walked around Mo Chou with a terrifying face: "Mom, ......"
She shouted and called out all the people in the house, and then ...... Everyone was shocked.
"Mochou is a rare treasure." Sister Xue looked at the great white shark on the ground that was still about to struggle: "However, let's let it go." This is not a good ......."
Xiao Kui walked in front of the great white shark, leaned over, and looked at the fish pitifully: "It's almost dead." ”
As he spoke, a thin water net inexplicably appeared next to Xiao Kui, and this water net seemed to be alive, rushing forward and enveloping the shark.
Suddenly oxygen came, and the great white shark became alive again, and struggled very hard under Xiao Kui's hand.
"I don't eat...... I don't want to eat this! Amber shook her head again and again, shaking her head and retreating: "This fish is not delicious!" ”
Mo Chou scratched his face: "If it's not delicious, let it go......"
Saying that, Mo Chou seemed to communicate something with the sheath, and then the sheath pointed straight in the air at an angle and direction, and then Mo Chou held the tail of the great white shark with both hands, exerted all his strength, and then suddenly threw it out...... I saw the great white shark shoot towards the sky along the angle and direction of the unsheathed finger, and disappear into the sky in a perfect parabola...... Li Guo's mouth opened wide, while Mo Chou clapped his hands, looked at this small house with a single family, and exclaimed in amazement: "Wow, Mo Chou also lives in a western-style building!" ”
In fact, the shark's two flights in the sky were fully captured by the radar on this side...... And it caused a very big shock in the Ministry of Defense, and many military experts and experts in ordnance insisted that it was a runaway missile...... But when the satellite pictures were transmitted and it was found that it was a shark, the senior leaders who participated in the emergency meeting were silent, and in the absolutely strict conference room, everyone was like a freeze-frame Chaplin old silent movie, with no movement or expression, just staring blankly at the real-time image transmitted by the satellite, the mouth of the great white shark blown by the wind like a laugh, and the black eyes that were inexplicably wonderful. It's just that when the great white shark enters the colony, the signal suddenly becomes disordered and disappears for about a minute.
The screen goes on all the time...... And after the end, the video was required to be permanently sealed and destroyed, and no one who attended the meeting was allowed to disclose it to the outside world, otherwise he would be punished for treason.
Of course, Li Guo couldn't have known all this, he was now having a headache with Mo Chou and Xiaoxin, as well as Bird Zijing. Because the three of them were having a round table meeting in front of the table, and the content of the meeting was how to catch a whale back, and then Mo Chou expressed concern about whether he could hold something weighing twenty or thirty tons, and the bird spirit insisted that Mo Chou could do it, and the little new girl began to look for where the best whale was on the map...... What's more critical is that Mo Chou is actually ready to move...... "Sister Xue!" Li Guo pinched Sister Xue's shoulders with both hands: "It's up to you!" ”
Sister Xue nodded very seriously: "I will work hard......"
That being said, Li Guo always felt that there was something he couldn't put down, after all, where there were bird spirits, it was too normal for the world to be in chaos, if he really let Mo Chou catch another whale back...... That...... Li Guo's possible surname for returning to China early is too big.
But worry is worried, some things are not what Li Guo can say, at least Bird Zijing will never buy Li Guo's account, and this guy's surname is like this, the more she is not allowed to do anything, the more she will do, as if her father will not let her have anything to do with Li Guo...... Time flies quite quickly, Li Guo with a worried heart with the help of Xiao Kui, in the bank for a large amount of cash, and invited Xiao Kui to eat, this process did not encounter any bank robbery drama incident, maybe people are smart now, everyone knows that robbing a bank is not enough to pay a five-year mortgage, so robbing a bank is very rare.
However, there are still quite troublesome things, because according to Murphy's theorem, the more you worry about something, the more likely it is to happen, for example, Li Guo is worried that Xiaokui will cause trouble, which comes true. When Li Guo and Xiaokui were walking on the street, they suddenly encountered the police checking the household, this kind of thing is common all over the world, but it is rare, but Li Guo ran into it.
He has a passage permit, but he didn't take out all the things in the house, so he doesn't understand the language, and he has nothing to prove his identity, so the police uncle wants to search Li Guo's body according to the rules, and Li Guo also feels that it is understandable, so he searches and searches, and it will pass after being touched twice. But after the policeman searched Li Guo's body, he actually searched Xiaokui's body.
It's like you're killing yourself! So Li Guo turned sideways in front of Xiao Kui, and resolutely refused to let him touch Xiao Kui. So the two sides argued, and in the end, the policeman's uncle actually called for support, and Li Guo was quickly surrounded...... And Xiao Kui looked around blankly, holding Li Guo's belt with both hands and refusing to let go, as if she was frightened by the scene of the roundup. And Li Guo's biggest worry now is not that he will be caught, but that if these people provoke the crisis after Xiaokui.
Because...... Li Guo already felt that Xiao Kui's mood was fluctuating a lot now, and the water molecules in the air seemed to have heard the rallying cry, and they had all gathered around Xiao Kui...... This is a big trouble, Li Guo can't understand the language, and Xiao Kui is nervous and can't speak at all. So what the police around them were shouting, Li Guo couldn't understand it at all...... But judging from the heavily armed policemen who had gathered around, Li Guo knew that he must have been born with a disagreement with the police, causing trouble everywhere...... "Hello, please go back with us to assist in the investigation." A policewoman who was unfamiliar with Chinese but could barely understand what was said approached Li Guo while raising her hands: "Please put down the weapon in your hand." ”
Li Guo was stunned, except for a mobile phone in his hand that could not be connected, he didn't even have a follow-up hair, if he had to say it, only Xiaokui could be counted as a weapon.
"I finally met someone who can communicate...... Li Guo wiped his face: "I didn't bring out my identity card, I put it in the house." ”
"Can you say slower?" The policewoman was really a two-knife ...... Li Guo was stunned for a moment, then slowed down and repeated what he had just said. At this time, just as Li Guo relaxed his vigilance, a policeman next to him, who should be regarded as a special policeman, flew up and handcuffed Li Guo to him.
And almost instantly, the surrounding police suddenly swarmed up, trying to subdue Li Guo in an instant...... When Li Guo saw this posture, his heart was cold: "It's over......"
Sure enough, Xiao Kui's eyes suddenly widened and shouted, "You guys are so annoying!" ”
In an instant, the surrounding water vapor turned into thousands of sledgehammers, condensed into entities in the air, and then slammed into the chests of the policemen respectively. This time is terrible, even if Xiao Kui has no intention of killing them, but the power of this hammer is not weaker than the real iron hammer, most people were rushed upside down because of this blow, and the blood in their mouths flowed, as if the diaphragm had been seriously traumatized.
One move knocked everyone down in seconds, Xiao Kui didn't seem to be addicted, the sledgehammer condensed by water vapor turned into a spear, and was ready to pierce the eyebrows of those people, basically pierced, and those who survived went to thank God for blessing.
"Aoi-chan!" Li Guo suddenly broke free of the alloy handcuffs, and then turned around and took Xiao Kui into his arms, blocking her vision.
And as soon as her gaze broke, the spear made of water instantly turned into drinkable pure water, drenching the police officer on the ground.
Seeing this scene, Li Guo finally breathed a sigh of relief. And the momentum on Xiao Kui's body did not decrease, and he actually bounced Li Guo away, his eyes showed a strange beast form, and his hands were spread. On the flat ground behind her, a huge wave dozens of meters high suddenly surged...... Dozens of meters of huge waves! Without the slightest warning, it swelled up, poking there like a wall! Li Guo can imagine what the situation will be if this wall falls.
"Aoi-chan! Calm down! Li Guo wanted to get close to Xiao Kui, but when Xiao Kui launched an attack, she couldn't listen to anyone at all, so she ignored Li Guo's voice.
And Li Guo next wanted to use his spiritual power to touch the wall of water that was still thickening and heightening...... To no avail.
"Zhan Lu!" Li Guo subconsciously called out to Zhan Lu.
Now Li Guo can't care about being exposed or not, if it goes on like this, this area will definitely become a dead place, and the ordinary citizens around have already screamed and scattered in all directions, and the roar of the helicopter can be heard from afar. The policemen lying on the ground let out a frightened and desperate moan.
Li Guo was distraught. As Guo's father's guardian beast, Xiaokui's duty is to protect Li Guo, but ...... But why didn't Guo's father transmit her the correct outlook on life and values......
(To be continued)