Chapter 0028 - Such an idiot

"If you want to believe it, believe it, that's your business anyway." Liu Xiangyu said nonchalantly, "You girls just like to think cranky, not boundary, it's funny!" ”

"Whoever is cranky will not be boundary!" Han Xiaowan seemed to be enraged, glared at Liu Xiangyu, and said angrily, "Let me tell you, it's all about you." ”

"Something to do with me?" Liu Xiangyu pretended to be surprised, "Why does it have anything to do with me, you say!" ”

Although Han Xiaowan is a relatively outgoing girl, she is always very arrogant on weekdays, but when it comes to this kind of thing, she can't come up casually, she wants to say it in her heart, but she can't open her mouth for a long time. After being silent for a long time, she pursed her lips, glared at Liu Xiangyu, and said angrily:

"You're not an idiot, do you still need me to find out about this kind of thing, I don't know?"

Of course, Liu Xiangyu understood what the other party meant, but he deliberately continued to pretend to be confused, and said with a smile:

"What are you referring to, Han Xiaowan, I really don't understand!"

"You, you...... I'm! Han Xiaowan glared angrily, and then mocked, "Liu Xiangyu, I really didn't expect you to be such an idiot, how did you get into that university." ”

"Does it have anything to do with going to college?" Liu Xiangyu took a sip of wine and asked with a light smile.

"Okay, I won't tell you, if I continue to talk about it, I'll be to death." Han Xiaowan scratched Liu Xiangyu's eyes angrily, and snorted coldly, "Your EQ is so low that there is no lower limit!" ”

"Look at the way you look angry, it's better not to say it." Liu Xiangyu smiled indifferently, "Han Xiaowan, since you said that my EQ is so low that there is no lower limit, then don't talk to me about things next time." Seriously, I'm not interested in talking to you about this either. ”

Hearing this, Han Xiaowan felt that her heart was lightly stabbed by something, and she felt a faint pain, and at the same time, she also had a cold feeling. She stared at Liu Xiangyu melancholy for a long time, and then deliberately squeezed out a smile and replied sarcastically:

"You're not interested, I don't want to talk about it yet, how uncomfortable it is to talk to you idiot!"

"Well, if you think so, then I'll be happy." Liu Xiangyu smiled at Han Xiaowan meaningfully, then raised his glass and said, "Come, Han Xiaowan, let's have a drink." ”

Han Xiaowan seemed to be angry with Liu Xiangyu, and without even touching the cup, she drained all the wine in the cup, and glanced at him fiercely. Liu Xiangyu didn't mind, and grinned:

"Han Xiaowan, your amount of alcohol is quite good, how about it, let's continue drinking."

"The amount of alcohol is good, but the key is that I am not in the mood and don't want to drink." Han Xiaowan said angrily.

"If you don't want to drink it, then forget it, I'm not reluctant." Liu Xiangyu said quite casually, "Okay, let's drink the wine here, let's eat." Hey, do you want a bowl of rice? ”

"I drink and never eat, thank you for your concern." Han Xiaowan said lukewarmly.

"It's not scientific, drinking and not eating is bad for the stomach, don't you understand this." Liu Xiangyu said with concern, "I advise you to get rid of this bad habit in the future, for your own health." Why don't you start now, and have a bowl of rice? ”

"You don't have to care!" Han Xiaowan refused, "If you want to eat, you can eat it yourself." ”

After saying this, Han Xiaowan instructed the oncoming waiter to serve the customer a meal. The bloated middle-aged woman listened, answered loudly, and then turned around and left.

Liu Xiangyu took the bowl of fragrant rice from the middle-aged woman's hand and ate it with his head down, although he no longer had a sense of hunger, he still ate very quickly, a little bit of a windswept taste. Han Xiaowan looked at him quietly with one hand on her chin, and a smile slowly appeared on her face, as if she was amused by his look. A few minutes later, Liu Xiangyu put down the dishes and chopsticks, wiped his mouth with a napkin, and then looked up at Han Xiaowan and smiled slightly, saying:

"I'm full, but there's still so much left, what a waste!"

"If you really like it, then pack it and take it back, so that you don't have to eat instant noodles to satisfy your hunger." Han Xiaowan quipped, "No matter what, these leftovers are better than instant noodles." ”

"Well, you've got a good idea." Liu Xiangyu did not hesitate to turn his head and shouted at the waiter on the side, "Waiter, please help me get a few fast food boxes, I want to pack them." ”

"You're really doing this, you're not afraid of other people's jokes!" Han Xiaowan said in surprise.

"What's so funny, this is not stolen or robbed, I bought it with money, isn't it natural to pack it and take it away!" Liu Xiangyu replied with a serious face.

"Yes, that's right, and I'm in favor of you." Han Xiaowan smiled, winked at Liu Xiangyu treacherously, and asked in a low voice, "So, you're going to pay the bill?" ”

"Needless to say, of course I have to pay the bill, and I have to fulfill the promise I just made." Liu Xiangyu blurted out, was silent for a moment, and asked Han Xiaowan without a heart, "How much?" ”

"We have good quality and low prices here, a table of dishes like this, plus wine money, is only 200 yuan." Han Xiaowan said casually, "How about it, it's quite cheap, right?" ”

"It's cheap." Liu Xiangyu replied, and suddenly remembered something, and his brows furrowed.

"What, frowning, is there no money to pay?" Han Xiaowan tilted her head and asked with a smile.

"I, I seem to have forgotten to bring money." Liu Xiangyu replied embarrassedly, "I ......"

"Don't say that, don't you have all your belongings in this bag?" Han Xiaowan pointed to the faded denim bag on the stool, and said with a smile, "Then look for it." ”

Liu Xiangyu moved his eyes to the bag beside him, but he didn't look for it, only smiled awkwardly. Seeing him like this, Han Xiaowan became more and more convinced of her guess, so she said:

"Hey, Liu Xiangyu, why don't you open the bag to find it, is there no money in the bag?"

"I, I ......" Liu Xiangyu was so embarrassed that he really wanted to find a hole to get into.

"Did you drink too much, or I'll find it for you." Han Xiaowan reached out and took the bag.

Liu Xiangyu knew that he couldn't hide it anymore, so he confessed with a bitter face:

"Don't look for it, I didn't have a penny in my bag, I stole it all last night, alas!"

"You finally tell the truth, Liu Xiangyu, you can't hide it from anyone. You don't want to think about who I am Han Xiaowan, it's similar to a god, can you hide it, cut! Han Xiaowan said with her eyebrows fluttering, completely looking like she built her happiness on the pain of others. After speaking, she comforted again, "You don't have to be sad, isn't it just a few hundred yuan!" ”

"It's easy to say." Liu Xiangyu said depressedly, "I have no money and no job now!" ”

"No big deal!" Han Xiaowan said heroically, "If you don't have any money, I can also lend it to you; If you don't have a job, you can continue to look for it, as the so-called endless road. ”