Chapter 0113 The Role of Saliva
Ye Bufan only felt that he had been unlucky recently, and a series of emergencies made him lie down.
Especially this time, I didn't cause trouble, but Yue Huilin complained in it, and she actually took herself as a YY object without dying, and coincidentally let Zhang Weiwei hear it.
Now he really has a feeling that he can't be washed away by jumping into the Yellow River, he doesn't know how to explain it to make her satisfied, but if he can't explain it clearly, the consequence is that he won't have a good life in the future.
He cried with a sad face, and was pulled by Zhang Weiwei's ears all the way back to the room, "Wife, listen to me, things are not what I imagined!" ”
"Hmph, not what I thought it would be? You know what I want to be? Zhang Weiwei sat on the bed and looked at him with a cold face.
Ye Bufan had never felt that his eloquence was so bad, and when Zhang Weiwei looked at him, he felt a little out of words, and muttered: "Actually...... Actually, Sister Huilin and I really don't have anything, maybe it's because she's lonely, maybe she's drunk too much, so she can do this kind of thing. ”
"Drink too much? How is it possible, there is no alcohol at all, where does it come from to drink too much? It's possible to be lonely, but how long have you known each other, and why would she treat you as an object of fantasy instead of someone else? Zhang Weiwei said coldly.
"This, how do I know, maybe she thinks I'm more handsome and honest!" Ye Bufan felt that he was really going crazy, and in the face of this kind of problem, he really had a big head.
"Your joke isn't funny at all!" Zhang Weiwei still had a tense face, without any expression at all.
"Wife, what do you want me to say to believe it, I really have nothing with Sister Huilin, if you don't believe it, I swear!" Ye Bufan was in a hurry, and he raised his hand to swear.
"Forget it, you men swear that it's like drinking cold water, there's nothing remarkable!" Who knows, Zhang Weiwei didn't believe him at all.
"This ...... Then I won't say it at all, you won't believe anything anyway. Ye Bufan said angrily, sat down, and ignored her.
Zhang Weiwei was stunned, she originally thought that he would continue to find reasons to explain, but she didn't expect this result, could it be that she really misunderstood him?
"Husband, if I agree with you and Sister Huilin, will you be happy?" After a while, Zhang Weiwei stuck to him from behind and asked.
"What?" Ye Bufan asked in surprise.
"I mean, Sister Huilin is so beautiful and so attractive, are you really not interested in her? I wonder if I should take her in and be your helper, okay? Zhang Weiwei chuckled.
"Wife, don't be kidding, I didn't think about it that way." Ye Bufan was not fooled and denied it.
"Husband, think about it, Sister Huilin's figure is so good, if she is like you, wouldn't it kill you?" Zhang Weiwei said as he stared at him to see his reaction.
Sure enough, after listening to his words, Ye Bufan reacted naturally, and the place that had sunk suddenly became majestic, almost tearing the shorts.
"Wife, I really don't think so, don't talk nonsense." Ye Bufan himself didn't feel the change, and was still pretending.
"Really? So why are you reacting so much here? Zhang Weiwei grabbed the thing and sneered.
"Uh...... Wife, this is not something that my mind can control, you keep saying so sexually, can I not react? Besides, I'm still a safflower boy, isn't it normal to react strongly? Ye Bufan was taken aback, but he immediately found a reason.
"You don't say yes, do you? Okay, I'll go to Sister Huilin and ask if she really likes you! Zhang Weiwei stood up, but she forgot that she was still pulling him, and Ye Bufan, who was in pain, almost screamed.
"Wife, even if you're dissatisfied with me, you don't have to abuse it like this, right? If you really scrap it, you won't have anything to use in the future! Ye Bufan broke out in a cold sweat on his head and said with a grin.
Zhang Weiwei was taken aback, he didn't expect that his move would lead to such serious consequences, so he quickly sat down and asked nervously: "Husband, does it really hurt?" ”
"Of course it hurts, if you don't believe it, it's all red!" Ye Bufan said bitterly.
"I'll see...... Uh, it's really red, what a poor baby! Zhang Weiwei looked at it a little distressed, and let himself be pulled, he was still entangled in the majestic, but now he was slumped, and he looked very injured.
"What should I do?" She asked pitifully.
"What else can I do, I'm not a male doctor!" Ye Bufan said angrily.
Zhang Weiwei panicked suddenly, even he, a doctor, didn't know what to do, wouldn't that be very troublesome?
Suddenly, her eyes swept to a book on the table, with the big headline: The Role of Human Saliva! That's right, doesn't it say that saliva has a healing effect, and if you help him with saliva, will it have an effect?
She didn't think much about it, and in Ye Bufan's shocked gaze, she suddenly lowered her head and encapsulated it......
"Wife, what are you doing here?" Ye Bufan didn't expect her to do this at all, and said in shock, but then he stopped, because that feeling can only be described in three words: Cool!
Although the two of them have played everything recently, they really haven't tried this trick, and he tried to make her do it before, but he couldn't say it, but he didn't expect that now she took the initiative to do it.
There is a feeling called surprise, and there is a feeling called ecstasy, Ye Bufan can't describe how he really feels now, anyway, there is one that is certain, cool and crooked!
Zhang Weiwei is also "in a hurry", and she didn't feel a little wrong until she imported it, but since it was all made, she could only continue, and she also felt that it didn't seem to smell so bad!
At first, that thing was still very small, soft and cute, but she was showing heartache, this thing is usually very powerful, where will it be like now?
Did you really break it like that? She panicked and worked harder.
After Ye Bufan was shocked at the beginning, he slowly began to enjoy it, and it also changed very quickly, from a soft little insect to a giant dragon in an instant, almost choking Zhang Weiwei!
"Ugh!" Zhang Weiwei withdrew a little embarrassed, looking at the thing in shock and delight, it seems that his method is right, it is really better!
"Wife, you're awesome, I'm so happy!" Where was Ye Bufan willing to let her give up so quickly, wrenched her head hard, and continued......