Chapter 90: Invincible Skateboard Shoes
The alternating seasons of summer and autumn in Dongchuan City are particularly hot, and it is as hot as an oven.
In such a hot street and alley without a human figure, under the scorching sun, under the eyes of everyone, a shirtless man, holding a stunning beauty in his arms, stepped on a four-wheeled children's skateboard, and ran wildly on the commercial pedestrian street in the downtown area.
Behind the man, a group of less. The woman pursued him relentlessly.
"Kill you little white face!" A burly woman, presumably from the north, suddenly stopped her steps, scolded the man who was running wildly on the skateboard, and then raised a bottle of green tea in her hand and smashed it at the man.
Li Shuang, one day, you will fall into the hands of Lao Tzu, and when the time comes, I will let you survive but not die!
The man holding a beautiful woman and stepping on a skateboard was none other than Xiang Yuandong.
He pushed forward with his left foot as he struggled, and he kept scolding.
Yaya, this time he was miserable by Li Shuang, and he had to be slapped twice by a few vicious resentful women, not to mention, his shirt was also pulled off, and he was like a psychopath, he could only be shirtless, half. Naked holding Lin Xueyi running wildly on the street.
As for the skateboard under his feet
When he was besieged by a woman, he snatched it from a junior high school student who was passing by on a skateboard, of course, it was not a robbery, in a hurry, Xiang Yuandong threw a hundred yuan to the junior high school student and bought such a skateboard worth seventy-five yuan.
Not to mention, the speed of this skateboard is still very fast, and it has caught up with the speed of a folding bike.
After a while, he threw the group of resentful women a few streets.
"Damn, this guy is awesome!"
Where Xiang Yuandong passed, it will inevitably attract the attention of passers-by, Nima's, shirtless, holding a beautiful woman for a ride on the street, not to mention how awesome his physical strength is, what is awesome is the creativity of this fucking bunker!
In the 21st century, what is lacking is not talent, but creativity!
What is creativity? It's called creativity!
Moreover, holding a beautiful woman and running faster than a bicycle on a skateboard, it is estimated that there is only one person in Dongchuan City, so many people immediately took pictures with their mobile phones and posted on Weibo when they saw Xiang Yuandong.
In less than ten minutes, a group of pictures of Far East riding on a skateboard and holding a beautiful woman appeared in the major social circles of Dongchuan City.
"Hmph, grandma is a bear, count you as a fast runner!"
Li Shuang, who was crying like a dead father just now, after seeing Xiang Yuandong running away on a skateboard with Lin Xueyi in his arms, Li Shuang immediately walked under the parasol, picked up the mineral water, and smiled proudly while drinking the water.
After drinking the water, Li Shuang turned around elegantly, walked to the motorcycle police car on the side, put on a hard hat, pinched the clutch, slammed the accelerator a few times, released the clutch, stepped on the gear, and then twisted the accelerator, and walked away in a chic manner.
Speaking of which, today she was able to retreat so easily, in addition to thanking those resentful women, she should be more grateful to Xiang Yuandong.
Xiang Yuandong didn't know that although Li Shuang was a police major, her elective major was in the acting department, this girl is not only suitable for being a policeman, but also an actor with acting talent.
What Li Shuang didn't expect was that the crisis was lifted, but bigger trouble came.
For a while, the fact that Li Shuang and Xiang Yuandong lived together and had children before marriage spread throughout the traffic police force, and it didn't take long for even the police stations of the public security bureau in Dongchuan City to know about it.
As the saying goes, if a grasshopper jumps on a rope, everyone knows.
No, Li Shuang and Xiang Yuandong lived together and became pregnant, and now it is like a hurricane, sweeping the entire police circle in Dongchuan City, and those single police officers who came into contact with Li Shuang are all crying in the bed at the moment.
At the same time, he also complained about God's injustice, and many people shouted in their hearts: "God, why are you so blind, such a noble beauty, how can you let Xiang Yuandong's pig arch!" ”
When Li Shuang drove a motorcycle and returned to the compound of the second squadron of the traffic police.
A traffic policeman who was a little older than Li Shuang stepped forward and said to Li Shuang: "What is Li Shuang, the captain asked me to tell you, you don't have to go to work from today, the team has decided to give you a year of paid maternity leave, you go through the formalities in a while, and you can go home!" ”
Paid maternity leave?
"What do you mean?" Li Shuang asked puzzled.
"You don't have to hide it from us!" The male traffic policeman smiled and said, "Everyone is a colleague and a comrade-in-arms, why do you want to hide it from us?" ”
"What? How come I can't understand what you're saying? ”
"Ahem, it's about you cohabiting with that Xiang Yuandong and getting pregnant!" The man said: "Now we all know, the captain knows, and our director also knows, by the way, your maternity leave is still instructed by the director himself!" ”
As soon as the buzzing man's words were finished, Li Shuang's head exploded.
Then, she felt a little spinning, her blood pressure rose rapidly, her chest tightness and shortness of breath, and Li Shuang roared angrily: "Xiang Yuandong, I'm going to kill you!" After that, his eyes were black and he fainted directly.
What does it mean to shoot yourself in the foot? Li Shuang now finally has a profound experience.
Hey, it's really cool to take revenge for a while, and your reputation will be sent to the crematorium!
And Xiang Yuandong's side was not very happy at this time, because he didn't want to spend money to take the car again, so he stepped on the skateboard and slid to the office building of Fuguiyuan from the intersection, holding Lin Xueyi.
As soon as he arrived downstairs in Fuguiyuan, Xiang Yuandong, who was hot in the sun on his back, opened the car door and let Lin Xueyi sit in the car, Xiang Yuandong put the skateboard in the trunk, put the skateboard and quickly got into the car, started the car, turned on the air conditioner, and walked away.
Fortunately, his car has been parked in a cool place, otherwise, the temperature in the car at this time can roast a person.
in a villa in the southern suburbs.
"Damn, boss, what are you going to do?"
"Uncle Xiang is so handsome!"
"That's it, my brother in the Far East, I've always been so handsome!"
At this time, in the hall of the villa, Wu Chenyan, Xue Kai, Xu Minjun, Wang Xinyi, and others were holding their mobile phones, looking at today's Weibo headlines, WeChat and various social networking sites There were photos of Xiang Yuandong shirtless, holding Lin Xueyi and running wildly on the street.
Soon, Tencent News, the homepage of the East China Sea portal, appeared such a news.
"Dongchuan City was surprised by the invincible skateboarder, holding a beautiful woman and stepping on a skateboard for more than ten kilometers, known as the first man with the most pickled girl creativity in the history of Dongchuan, and known as the 'most beautiful skateboarding man'. 》
Many people who like to spoof have textually attached those photos to the circle of friends, using the lyrics of a classic divine comedy to rub and rub, like the pace of the devil
"Boss is so creative!" After Xue Kai looked at the picture, he sincerely admired: "I've seen hype, I've never seen such hype, tsk, the temperature outside is thirty-nine degrees, shirtless on a skateboard, holding a beauty, running more than ten kilometers, even if you don't get tired of becoming a dog, you will be sunburned as an African!" ”
"I don't think it's hype!" Wu Chenyan patted her head and said, "The boss doesn't look like this kind of person who wants to be famous!" Seeing that his clothes are gone, something must have happened! ”
If Wu Chenyan and the others knew that Xiang Yuandong was chased by hundreds of resentful women and rats on the street today, it is estimated that they would be so happy that they couldn't sleep for ten days.
If this gets out, I don't know how many countries will laugh their teeth out.
At this time, Xiang Yuandong had already returned to the southern suburbs with Lin Xueyi.
When passing by the bar, Xiang Yuandong stopped, the bar was not open today, Huang Quan, Zhang Liang and Liu Xiaoqian were cleaning up the mess in the bar.
After the bar was flooded, it is now dry, but there are traces everywhere on the ground, no, the three of them are mopping the floor hard, Xiang Yuandong took Lin Xueyi into the bar to take a look, and then said to Huang Quan: "Huang Quan, you go to find someone, decorate the bar luxuriously again, change the decoration theme from music to youth, to reflect the vitality of youth, it shouldn't be difficult to decorate like this, right?" In addition, you put up a notice to go out, recruit waiters, the salary, a little higher than the average bar, but to state that this bar does not recruit bartenders and princesses. ”
Xiang Yuandong thought about it and decided to change the theme of the bar from a music bar to youthful vitality.
By the way, the bar will be upgraded and turned into a high-end bar, which is not open to people who are generally not qualified, and in addition, some theme activities are being carried out, targeting some company white-collar workers, so that the bar may be able to become the first pollution-free green bar in Dongchuan City.
"Okay, no problem!" Huang Quan nodded and said, "I'll do it!" ”
Huang Quan said, put down the work in his hand, ran to the lounge on the mezzanine floor to change clothes, and then went out.
"Help!"
As soon as Huang Quan opened the door of the bar, and less than a step out, he felt that his thigh had been hit.
"Huh?" Huang Quan looked down and saw a small child, just hitting his thigh, trying to hide behind Huang Quan in a panic, at the same time, on the opposite road, several men wearing short-sleeved shirts were walking towards the child with an angry face.
"Uncle save me!" When the little boy saw the men, he showed fear.
Then he ran directly behind Huang Quan, pushed open the door of the bar, and ran into the bar.
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