Chapter 039: The Joke Is Funny
When another day of night fell on New York, the city with the highest crime rate in the United States, Jin Hu settled the bill from the hotel, took Wu Yi with a small bag and got into a taxi to the suburbs, got down at an intersection and changed into the car that Wu Si got from, and I don't know which unlucky ram wagon, and went back to the city.
Seeing that it was still early, Jin Hu calculated that according to the police's intermittent movements, it would take an hour or two for Alberta to return to his home, and it didn't matter if Jin Hu went early or late!
The car stopped at the door of a bar, Jin Hu asked Wu one or two to sit in the car, and he was about to go into the bar to have two drinks, pushed open the door and walked in, sat on the edge of the bar and knocked the table on the bartender: "A glass of tequila!" ”。
Listening to the drinkers sitting not far away talking about the presidential robbers, and many of them were a little positive, which made Jin Hu very satisfied, and a smile hung on the corner of his mouth. Looking up at the TV hanging not far away, there were four fools on the TV who were pulled out of the bank by the police, and the first one still had a Lincoln mask stuck on his head, but this mask was too far from Jin Hu's. I didn't expect someone to imitate their modus operandi so soon! These idiots rushed into the bank and began to learn from themselves, and in the end they released the hostages and distributed the money to others, and threw a series of smoke bombs by the way, and then swaggered out of the door of the bank, this time out of the door directly stupid, hundreds of guns at the door to these fools, the smoke bombs put around the street have long been found by the police dogs, the bank is full of smoke, there is no bullshit outside!
Not only Jin Hu, but the rest of the people sitting in the bar began to laugh at these second-class goods! To be honest, if Jin Hu hadn't gotten a battleship and wanted to rob some banks in the city center, it would be no different from sending him to death, don't underestimate the police capabilities of the United States, and when he found himself, not only police cars, but also helicopters flew four or five. No matter how much the car can run, it can't fly! This is doomed to the tragedy of people who want to imitate Jin Hu's behavior.
"Hey! man!” At this time, a greeting voice came from Jin Hu's ears, and Jin Hu turned his head and saw an Asian man about thirty years old, to be precise, a Chinese man standing next to him: "Can you sit down?" Jin Hu nodded, and the man sat down on the stool next to Jin Hu, and following Jin Hu's eyes, the man looked at the TV screen: "It's the presidential robber again!" ”
"What! Do you resent them? Jin Hu glanced at the man and asked.
The man shrugged his shoulders: "This is not it!" It's just that the news every day is now on these robbers! The media thought they were about to become legends," the man said to Jin Hu: "My name is Frank!" Chinese Americans".
"Brian! Also Chinese," Jin Hu stretched out his hand and shook it with Frank.
"I knew it!" Frank said with a smile: "White people can't tell the difference between Chinese and Japanese and Korean, but we can see it at a glance."
Jin Hu smiled when he heard this: "I want to drink something!" I please! ”。
"Thank you" Frank thanked Jin Hu, and then said to the bartender, "Tequila, thank you!" ”。
After taking a sip of wine, Frank looked at Jin Hu and asked, "What kind of work do you do?" ”
"Rely on the domestic import and export business!" Jin Hu smiled and said, "What about you? ”。
"I just came back for a vacation! Serve in the military," Frank said to Jin Hu.
Jin Hu was interested when he heard this, and asked Frank, "Have you ever fought?" ”。
"Nope!" Frank laughs and says, "I'm basically in Europe!" ”。
"Oh!" Jin Hu nodded after hearing this: "Then when will you go back to the army?" Nice place in Europe! ”。
"Hmmm! I will go to many museums when I have holidays, especially the Chinese exhibits inside, many of which are not even available in China, looking at those exquisite exhibits, I am deeply proud of my cultural background! Frank said.
Jin Hu looked at this smug look and asked, "You are a second-generation immigrant, right?" "Obviously, the first generation to Europe to see those looted cultural relics is generally not a source of pride, and the third generation is not to mention it.
"Hmm!" Frank looked at Jin Hu and asked, "You guessed so accurately!" ”
"Hehe" Jin Hu smiled. The two of them drank a little wine and chatted for more than an hour, Jin Hu said goodbye to Frank, and when he went out of the door, Jin Hu got this Quan Ming in his hands, and made up his mind to inspect what army this person was serving in, and see if his commander was to his liking.
Lifting his feet and getting into the car, Takeichi drove towards the place where Alberta lived. The woman had already gone home, and of course the bastard who made Jin Hu dissatisfied also followed into the house, and Jin Hu decided to hang Calvin at the door if he saw something he didn't like!
Not far from the woman's home, Jin Hu stopped the car, waited for Wu Si and a few people to be in place, and received a signal that they were in place, so that Wu Yi drove the car towards the woman's door, just got out of the car here, one of the two policemen standing at the door walked over directly, Wu Yi pushed open the car door and directly raised the fake certificate in his hand, shook in the eyes of the policeman and asked, "Is there any situation?" ”。
"Nothing! Not at all! The black policeman was attracted by the documents, and his eyes swept over the documents and said.
Before he finished speaking, Wu Yi was hit with a knife on his neck, and the one at the door also lay down softly.
"Rubbish!" Jin Hu looked at the tall black policeman and said, raised his feet and walked towards the door.
While Jin Hu was walking towards the door, a black shadow turned over to the upper floor of the house, and another black shadow rushed into the room. And Jin Hu just took small steps and walked inside easily.
When Jin Hu walked into the house with his feet raised, several guards with Calvin were tied up like a brown and placed in the middle of the living room, hanging their heads as if they were asleep.
"Where did you find this bastard?" Jin Hu stretched out his leg and kicked Calvin's body.
"On the couch in the living room! The projection head in the house has been removed," Wu Si said to Jin Hu.
Jin Hu nodded and looked at the policewoman being escorted down by Wu Wu in her pajamas, Alberta looked at Jin Hu and asked, "You are Lincoln!" ”。
"It's like a fake!" Jin Hu smiled and said, "I won the bet!" ”。
"How are they?" Alberta asked, looking at his colleague.
"You say this waste? Don't worry, they can't die, they just fainted" Jin Hu explained to the woman: "Wu Wu take her away!" In addition, Wu Si went to take her police uniform, and she will use it in the future" looked at the appearance of several people in the living room and said to Wu Er: "Draw a ** on each of their faces, and satirize these waste police officers in New York!" With that, he led the woman to the door.
Carrying his loot into the car, Wu Wu pushed the woman into the back seat and opened the front door to the co-pilot's seat, and as soon as the car started, Alberta seemed to find an opportunity to push open the car door and wanted to jump out of the car, just how fast she moved past Jin Hu, Jin Hu grabbed half of her ankle and hung her body out of the car.
"Sir! Do you want to park? Wu Yi turned his head and asked.
"No, you don't! She likes to be cool, so let her cool down," Jin Hu said with a smile while grabbing the woman's ankle with one hand. At this moment, Alberta was uncomfortable and stretched out another foot to kick Jin Hu, but Jin Hu grabbed and pressed down under the cushion, and the woman's head kept screaming for help on the ground. The screams of a pig-like woman in the middle of the night, that kind of power naturally don't need to be said by Jin Hu, and before it left the community, basically the lights in the community were turned on, and many people in the house began to call the police, and Alberta was kidnapped.
Out of the community, Jin Hu lightly mentioned it, lifted the woman into the car, closed the car door and said to the woman with a smile: "Okay, now you also notify your New York colleagues!" But that piece of garbage is really useless! "Even if this piece of waste is useful, it will be to the beach in ten minutes, and the Discovery Ship will be waiting for it there.
It turned out that Jin Hu was a little bit back, and two police cars happened to return to the police station after work and squatted on the road from Jin Hu to the beach. When the car drove two or three kilometers away from the beach, Jin Hu encountered a roadblock set up by the police. Wu Wu stretched a M4 out of the window from the co-pilot's seat, and it was a shuttle bullet against the two police cars that were stopping, and the four policemen immediately jumped to the side, and Wu Yi drove the car directly into the two police cars and rushed over.
Waiting to cross the barricade, the car shook visibly and the martial artist said: "The tire is broken!" "Fortunately, Wu Yi's strength was strong enough, so the car didn't turn over.
"Parking! Let's run down the road" Jin Hu thought that the police had chased after him in large numbers, pulled the woman open the car door and walked down, and when he saw Wu Er, he directly ordered: "You five block the police!" Retreat straight after five minutes! Play with them, but it hurts too many people! Just let the waste here scare the hell this time." After speaking, he stretched out his hand and twisted it on the woman's face: "Look! I'm a good person! ”
With Wu Er and a few noddings, Jin Hu threw the woman into Wu Yi's hand: "You hold her, let's go!" ”。
Wu Er got the order and directly set fire to two pickup trucks. As long as someone from two or three hundred meters away from the four policemen showed their heads, a bullet would hit near the head, and the four policemen with more than ten guns would shrink back and dare not move.
The woman couldn't move in Wu Yi's iron pincer-like arms, and was only let go when she reached the beach.
"You can't run away! Surrender," Alberta said to Jin Hu and Wu Yi with the shadow of a ship on the bare sea.
"It's funny that you can't run away from this joke coming out of the mouths of you policemen," Jin Hu laughed twice, reaching out and twisting it on the woman's face again.
As soon as Alberta wanted to sarcastically say a few words to Jin Hu, he was stunned to see as a dark arc rose from the sea like a fish's back. (To be continued.) )