Zhao Tianyou, who was already full of blood, was about to explode when he heard Song Yuchen's words.

He was full of the urge to immediately turn over and throw Song Yuchen on the bed.

However, the unthinkable happened at this time, and when Zhao Tianyou's whole body was almost completely controlled by adrenaline, he actually had an extremely strong urge to urinate.

For this sudden and almost a dirty impulse, Zhao Tianyou was full of contempt for a certain part of his body - little brother, what is the situation with Nima!

Zhao Tianyou tried his best to suppress this redundant and boring impulse.

However, as Song Yuchen stroked Zhao Tianyou's chest more deeply, this urge to go to the bathroom became stronger and stronger, so much so that later, it covered up Zhao Tianyou's instinctive impulse with the male surname.

"Nima, I was a gelding donkey in my previous life!" Zhao Tianyou scolded in his heart, stood up full of guilt, and said apologetically in a very [***] tone, "I...... I went to pee. ”

With that, Zhao Tianyou quickly rushed into the bathroom.

Because the urine was so urgent, Zhao Tianyou didn't even have time to close the door of the bathroom, so he quickly took off his pants and hurriedly aimed at the flush toilet.

At this time, the most amazing thing happened, I obviously felt that my bladder was about to burst, thinking that as soon as I pulled down my pants, I would be discharged, and I had to shoot through the toilet, but I really dragged my pants, but I couldn't pull out a drop.

Zhao Tianyou was really crazy now, he almost instinctively began to anger others, "Lao Guo, Lu Bu, what's the situation with this Nima, why do you want to pee but can't pee, isn't it that you are playing with me." ”

Just now, when he saw Song Yuchen wearing a sense of surname, the cautious Zhao Tianyou used his sea of knowledge to force all the guardian spirits in the sea of knowledge to sleep.

This is a skill that Guo Jia taught him, and it is said that there is a way to punish and force himself to recognize the guardian spirit in the sea, but this Guo Jia has not taught it for the time being.

When something happened, Guo Jia and Lu Bu were summoned again.

"Boss, you're too good at wronging people, aren't you? Don't say we don't have the ability to control your bladder, even if we do, as soon as you enter the door, you force us to sleep, how can we have a chance. ”

Zhao Tianyou could feel very clearly that when Guo Jia defended himself, he obviously looked gloating, but he was helpless, because he knew that what Guo Jia said was very reasonable.

He quickly asked, "Well, even if it's not your problem, then you should be able to help me see, what the hell is going on?" I think my bladder is going to burst, why can't I leak a drop, is Nima going to build my own hydroelectric power station for my bladder? ”

Schadenfreude is schadenfreude, it is never a good thing to pee, but Guo Jia does not dare to be sloppy at all about Zhao Tianyou's body. He hurriedly said, "You let go of Zhihai and let me explore your body." ”

No, Zhao Tianyou relaxed his restraint and let Guo Jia explore his body at will.

After a while, Guo Jia came to the conclusion, "According to your modern people, you belong to urinary retention." ”

"Urinary retention? So what's going on? Zhao Tianyou asked puzzled.

"It's your situation, you obviously feel that you are very urgent, but you can't pee when you die. Urinary retention can be divided into acute urinary retention and slow urinary retention according to the course of the disease. Urinary retention can be divided into obstruction surname, nerve surname and muscle source surname according to the cause, and you definitely do not belong to the obstruction surname, but should belong to the nerve surname or muscle source surname......"

Zhao Tianyou almost heard Guo Jia's laughter, so he couldn't help but interrupt him, "Nima, don't play tricks on me anymore, hurry up and be concise, and tell me clearly within ten words, what the hell is going on with me." ”

"You've gone mad." Guo Jia saw that Zhao Tianyou was really angry, and hurriedly said.

Zhao Tianyou couldn't believe Guo Jia's remarks at all, "You just bluff me, I can't pee, does it have anything to do with me going crazy?" ”

"It's really crazy, but it's mild." Guo Jia said very seriously, "You have the Flame Red Lotus in your body, and its advantage is that it allows you to be in automatic cultivation all the time. And you should have just suddenly, without warning, without preparation, the desire to swell, at a certain moment, hindered the operation of the Flame Red Lotus. The luck was suddenly interrupted, in fact, it was a madman. Out of the protection of your body, the Flame Red Lotus immediately disposed of this madness in the least harmful way for your body. At that time, the Flame Red Lotus should have just walked to your bladder, so he chose to compress your bladder meridian to make your bladder full in a short time, but because your bladder nerve was compressed by the Flame Red Lotus, it formed an emergency urinary retention, so that you can't pee even if you have urine. ”

Zhao Tianyou listened to Guo Jia's very serious appearance, not like a joke, and quickly pulled down his face and asked, "Then what should I do?" ”

"As I said, it's just a slight madness, so it doesn't matter. You just need to wait for five minutes. Guo Jia said.

Zhao Tianyou was embarrassed when he heard this, "Then should I sit back, or should I stand here and wait?" ”

"This ...... It's your personal problem, as a military advisor, I am not responsible for handling private affairs......" Guo Jia began to smile visibly again.

Zhao Tianyou ruthlessly closed Zhihai and threw him and Lu Bu into Zhihai to sleep again.

At this moment, Zhao Tianyou heard Song Yuchen's voice suddenly ringing in his ears, "Tianyou, what's wrong with you?" Why isn't it okay yet? ”

At this time, Song Yuchen had already taken off his apron and was only wearing silk pajamas, and his towering breasts became more and more obvious and attractive.

Zhao Tianyou swallowed his saliva and said with some embarrassment: "You shocked me just now, I seem to be a little crazy." ”

"Huh? Gone mad? Song Yuchen was originally standing at the door with a sideways face, not looking in, and when he heard this, he couldn't care less, so he hurriedly walked into the bathroom and looked at Zhao Tianyou, "What's wrong with you?" Are you okay? ”

Zhao Tianyou was holding his little brother to the toilet at this time, and said with some embarrassment: "It's okay, it's just that I have a temporary obstacle now, and I will have to wait a while to pee out." ”

"I ...... How can I help you? At this time, Song Yuchen couldn't care about being shy, and asked nervously.

Zhao Tianyou looked down at his lower body, and smiled a little embarrassedly, his smile was just an embarrassing laugh, and it didn't mean anything.

However, Song Yuchen was obviously misunderstood, she looked at Zhao Tianyou's clone exposed outside, her face turned crimson for a while, she gritted her teeth, and said, "Then I'll help you take care of it." ”

When Zhao Tianyou heard this, he was stunned, the conscience of heaven and earth, he really didn't mean it.

But, once again, the conscience of heaven and earth, if there is such an opportunity, let me ask, but as a normal man, do you have the courage to refuse?

So, in this wrong meeting, Song Yuchen walked to Zhao Tianyou's side, stretched out her slender jade fingers, and grabbed Zhao Tianyou's clone.

When she clamped it, Zhao Tianyou couldn't help but tremble, while Song Yuchen hurriedly turned his head shyly, but the other hand held Zhao Tianyou's waist, and most of his body leaned against Zhao Tianyou, with an ambiguous and fragrant posture.

At this time, the faint fragrance emanating from Song Yuchen's body, as well as the feeling of her plump breasts behind her back, made Zhao Tianyou's heart swell again, and the original urge to be completely squeezed by urine erupted again.

A surge of urine and the instinctive impulse of the male surname mingled at a certain end of Zhao Tianyou's body, so that he almost wanted to punch the wall.

Just after two full minutes had passed in this weird state, Song Yuchen couldn't help but speak, "I've seen some movies before, and I have to play tricks to ...... Aren't you also ......?"

Zhao Tianyou took a deep breath, didn't dare to answer, and didn't want to answer, only wailed in his heart, "God, should I love you or hate you?" ”

Seeing that Zhao Tianyou didn't answer, Song Yuchen took him by default, so he changed his grip and slowly slid it over the surface of Zhao Tianyou's skin.

The slender jade hand like a warm jade, every time it slashed on Zhao Tianyou's skin, Zhao Tianyou seemed to be hit by a miniature lightning.

Almost unconsciously, the originally soft lying thing was revitalized and angry.

After more than two minutes like this, just when that thing was already red and hot, and Song Yuchen was a little scared, Zhao Tianyou's long-suppressed urine finally rushed to the toilet in an extremely wild and stout form.

The liquid squirted out by Zhao Tianyou was like a long white arrow shot on the toilet, even he himself couldn't figure out what kind of liquid it was squirting, in short, after squirting out, the whole person had an indescribable comfort from the bottom of his feet to the top of his head.

What he didn't notice was that the liquid was so fierce that many of it bounced directly onto Song Yuchen's black high heels and her flesh-colored stockings.

"Oops......" Song Yuchen cried almost instinctively, leaning over to dodge, but he didn't dare to let go. The posture of the whole body looks very weird.

Hearing Song Yuchen shouting like this, Zhao Tianyou remembered Song Yuchen beside him, and in a hurry, he could only exert more force and wanted to end this meeting quickly.

However, it turned out that more liquid was ejaculated on Song Yuchen's high heels and flesh-colored stockings.

"I'm sorry, I ...... I didn't mean to......"

Seeing this situation, Zhao Tianyou was almost collapsed, he explained, and wailed in his heart, "It's over, it's over, you're fucking, there's no image left, what's going on tonight, fuck, I'm really fucking crazy, why is it so fucking hard for me to break a place?" ”

(To be continued)