Chapter 077: Weird Dad
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The sound of crackling firecrackers sounded, and the crowd of people around her greeted each other, which made Sophia a little flattered.
"Oh! In the United States, only when the head of state greets important foreign guests, people will set off a salute to cheer to the fullest. ”
Facing Sophia's surprise, Gao Yang almost laughed and hurt his intestines: "Dear Sophia, this is not a salute, this is a firecracker, every Chinese welcomes an important guest, and will set off firecrackers." ”
"So, I've become an important guest! I've become a VIP! ”
Gao Yang shrugged his shoulders: "I think it should be like this." ”
An intoxicated expression bloomed on Sophia's face: "Oh! God, it's unbelievable, China is the most hospitable people in the world, Gao Yang, how am I going to respond to them, do I need to kiss them on the cheek? ”
"No, no, no, you're going to scare them out like that, you just have to do nothing and enjoy it."
"Gao Yang, in the face of the welcome of the guests, I don't do anything, that's not polite."
"No, in the eyes of the Chinese, it is natural to be good to guests, and they do not want to reciprocate."
"Alright then, I'll listen to you." Sophia smiled and followed Gao Yang's side, facing the enthusiastic neighbors around her, Sophia could only respond with a smile: "Hi! Hello everyone, thank you, thank you very much. ”
A grandmother trembled and said to the old man beside her, "Yo! This foreign woman is good, I see those foreigners on TV, I see people hugging and gnawing, oops, it's a shame to think about it! This girl is quite reserved, and it seems that she should be a good wife and mother. ”
Beside Grandma, the uncle took a puff of cigarette and snorted: "You old woman just haven't seen the world, people don't call it gnawing, then kiss, this is the etiquette of foreigners." ”
The grandma was not convinced: "What kind of bullshit etiquette to meet relatives, this will be regarded as a slut in ancient times, and she will be immersed in the pig cage." ”
"Dead old woman, you don't know a single big word, you only know ancient times, and now the times are different......
An old couple and wife quarreled.
The neighbors around laughed and discussed.
An aunt smiled at the man next to her and said, "This girl is good, but she wears less clothes and exposes too much flesh." ”
The man frowned: "People call it a surname, that's like you, a fat body, pig's trotters and legs, no matter how little you wear, no one will look at it." ”
The fat aunt was angry: "You dead thing, finally showed your lustful gall, see how I clean you up." ”
The pair of uncles and aunts immediately argued, and their faces were red.
Although Sophia has blonde hair, her face is as delicate as that of an Oriental, the only difference is her high nose. Sophia's face won a sense of intimacy, and coupled with Sophia's fluency in Chinese, the neighbors didn't think there was anything wrong with this foreigner.
Gao's father and mother had already run out of the house, and seeing Gao Yang followed by a blonde beauty, the two didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Dad Gao Jian smiled: "Folks, let's sit in the house, or have a meal together." ”
Gao Jian said this very implicitly, in fact, he wanted to tell people that we are going to eat, and you can disperse.
"No, there are so many of us, how can you sit down, Lao Gao, the foreign daughter-in-law comes to the door, you must entertain well, we are waiting to eat candy." Those villagers were not stupid, they heard the meaning, and left with a smile one by one. This kind of speech may only be understood by Chinese.
Gao Yang took Sophia into his family's two-story building, because Gao Yang gave the family 4.5 million, his parents wanted to find a wife for themselves, and the house was decorated inside and out.
The old mother looked at Sophia with her eyes open, and secretly pulled Gao Yang: "Son, what is the name of this foreign girl?" ”
"Her name is Sophia."
"Xiaoyang, when did you start to fall in love with foreigners, you said that there are so many girls in China, why do you want to pick foreigners?"
"Mom, do you think there's anything wrong with her?"
"It's so good, but foreigners are too, I heard that they like to find lovers, this girl won't just want to be your lover!"
"Hehe, Mom, don't knock over a boatload of people with a stick, not every foreign woman is a slut."
"Xiaoyang, you soaked in a foreign woman, what should I do with that Xiao Yun?"
"What can I do, who let Xiao Yun not agree to be my girlfriend, as long as she hasn't agreed to be my girlfriend, I am a free body, I can find whoever I want, I have to hang myself on a tree."
The old mother frowned: "Oh, son, you are a style problem, if you like a girl, you have to be wholehearted, you are half-hearted!" ”
"Mom, I'll do my own thing, don't worry about it."
Mom didn't say anything more, smiled and stretched out her right hand to Sophia: "Hello, Sophia, I'm glad you to come to our house." ”
"Hello, Mama Gao." Sophia shook her right hand with Gao's mother and hugged her warmly.
Father Gao Jian's face was a little unhappy, and he also pulled Gao Yang over, and his voice was stern: "Xiaoyang, what is your relationship with this Sophia?" ”
"Friendship."
"What kind of friendship?"
"Dad, are you trying me as a criminal? What kind of friend I have with her, it's my private matter. ”
"Xiaoyang, if she is your girlfriend, as long as she is willing to have a child with you, Dad is still very welcome. However, if you are just having fun, Dad will be unhappy, I want a daughter-in-law who can have children, and you find a woman who can only sleep with you, what kind of fame is this. ”
Gao Yang was a little unhappy: "Dad, you weren't like this before, I'm only twenty-one years old, young, why do I want to get married and have children now?" ”
"Men become bad when they are rich, and women become rich when they become bad, you must find a wife and have a child to tie you up, and you can't let others mess around when you are rich."
"Damn, Dad, when did you become so feudal?"
Gao Jian rubbed his waist, his face gloomy: "You just want to hug your grandson while you are still alive, are you still unwilling to help me achieve this wish?" ”
"What are you still alive for? Dad, how can you say such a thing, you are still young, you are only fifty-four years old. ”
"Young fart, the loess is buried in the neck, you are still young in your fifties, isn't your baby teasing Lao Tzu."
"Dad...... The normal life expectancy of a person is 150 years old, 50 years old is really young, don't worry, I will let you live to be 150 years old, heh! You keep rubbing your waist, you have back pain, is there something wrong with you? Otherwise, I'll take you to the hospital now. ”
Gao Jian paused: "I'm fine, my waist is just a small problem, eat, let's eat." ”
Gao Yang always felt that his father was a little strange, and he was hiding something from him, but his father's stubborn temper, if he didn't say it, no matter how much he asked, it would be superfluous. Gao Yang could only shake his head helplessly, and pulled Sophia to sit down at the dinner table, planning to probe from his mother after eating.
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