Chapter 287: Drinking too much!

The three and a half children who have been under the oppression of their parents for a long time finally ushered in a chance to be the masters of the house and play crazy freely, so they are really crazy!

A whole case of 24 bottles of bottled wine was almost wiped out by these three boys! Of course, the price of doing so is that all three brothers are lying on the ground.

The first one to fall was Liu Bin, he didn't drink much and was good at bragging, showing off and having a better face. was provoked by nobility, and directly fought with the natural wine basket of nobility.

Three cans of beer went down, and it went straight to the table! Spread on the ground, his eyes closed, and his mouth spit out from time to time. However, the lung function is obviously insufficient, and there is no strength at all, Wang Yongzhi, who watched it, frowned.

But he didn't last long, and soon, as he had exhausted the fifth can of beer with extraordinary exclamation, he felt like the sky was spinning and his stomach was stirring. At this time, he was still a little conscious, and he didn't feel good, and as soon as he turned his head, a torrent erupted from his mouth!

Good guys, this squirt is enough meters away from both sides of the strait! It's stupid to look at the nobility of the nobility like no one! Can it still be like this? This is amazing! Ordinary people can't get it at all!

This guy squirted out, and Wang Yong's head was confused. Originally, he wanted to just get up and sleep on the kang while he was awake, but he tried hard to stand up with his legs, and he tried twice without success.

The two legs are as soft as noodles, and they don't need to use force at all. At this time, the last trace of consciousness in his consciousness gradually dissipated, his eyes were closed, and he fell asleep as soon as he put his head on the table.

Gao Guile laughed, not caring about the strange smell that permeated the whole room, a sip of wine, a mouthful of food. Before I knew it, I killed an unknown number of cans of beer, and the eyelids of the two eyes began to fight. His head sank, and sleepiness came up, and in the end he couldn't stand it anymore.

But it's still much better than the two friends, and he also knows that he puts his arms under his head, and snores when he lies on the table, and sleeps the sweetest. The most stable!

But this situation didn't last long, although in his sleep Wang Yong frowned and felt that his head was being separated, he stretched out his hand and wanted to put his arm under his head, and the tragedy happened!

Wang Yong seemed to be in a kind of half-asleep, grabbing the edge of the table with his two hands, and then while his head was down, somehow, both hands were also working down at the same time. It seems that he wants to break off a piece of the table!

Tragedy!

Gao Gui was next to him, and it was already a little uneven to be lying on the two of them like this. Now Wang Yong's exertion is equivalent to the last straw that overwhelms the camel and is put on the camel's back.

"Bang-"

"Wow-"

"Smack-"

"Bang-"

The original table was folded down at once, as if someone had folded it up so that it could be put aside and put away, and as soon as the stand of the table was folded, the plates and bowls on it fell to the ground.

Naturally, Wang Yong fell on the table with a big horse. If you were awake, you would have to scream and cry out in pain. But Wang Yong, who had been paralyzed by alcohol, was like no one at this time. Lie in the mess of cups and plates and continue to sleep!

Thankfully, it's winter. The pair on his body was thick, even if he took off his coat when it was warm in the house, it provided Wang Yong with a good protective umbrella to ensure that he was not scratched by the broken porcelain on the ground.

If this comes to his face like that, disfigurement is a trivial matter, and I'm afraid that no one will find out about it. If you don't stop bleeding, you can kill him! It's noble, the master style of the cliff!

When the table surface was folded down, he suddenly sensed it, and his arms subconsciously dragged his head like this. Hanging in the air, dazed, like no one, click your lips and continue to sleep soundly. However, this situation did not last for a few seconds, and as this consciousness dissipated, the whole body slipped out of the chair as soon as the head was lowered.

The only thing that was better than the other two was that although he sat on the ground, his chair supported him at the last moment, so that he did not completely lie on the ground, and then simply pillowed the chair and fell asleep.

The TV was still ringing, and an advertisement was playing, in which a very beautiful and sexy beauty smiled sweetly at the camera, and then said: "Although the ×× is good, don't be greedy!" ”

Early the next morning, Mrs. Ye set off from the sanatorium early in the morning. The old lady still couldn't worry about Wang Yong, the grandson who was at home, and couldn't wait to leave after eating breakfast early despite the retention of her old friend.

After entering the village, the old lady also went to the breakfast shop co-opened by Chen Yong and others in the village, and bought tofu brain and oil cakes for Wang Yong, which is also Wang Yong's favorite breakfast pairing!

It's just that when she happily came to the door of the house and was about to hurry to see her grandson, she found that the gates of the two courtyards were all bolted from the inside and closed tightly.

Of course, this level of difficulty was not difficult for the old lady, and she didn't even use her old man to say hello, the guard Xiao Zhao took a few steps back, and with a running movement, he stretched out his hand and hit the wall next to the gate.

With both hands, he propped up his body, and as soon as he lifted his legs, the whole person climbed over the wall and went to the courtyard. When he opened the door, the old lady, who had a bad feeling in her heart, hurried in.

When I got inside, a pungent smell hit me first. Seeing the mess and three little ones sleeping in different positions, the old lady was taken aback at first, and then couldn't help frowning.

What are these three children doing? It's really worry-free! If their parents found out, wouldn't they have to be beaten again? The old lady was just about to go back and tell her attendant guards to keep it secret for the children and not to tell anyone about it, when she choked on a pungent smell and had to reach out to cover her nose.

"Oops! What are you doing here? Drink and drink, why do you still lift the table? Look at the broken porcelain pieces on the ground, and you are not afraid of hurting yourself? ”

The old lady complained, and at the same time put the breakfast in her hand on the kang, and at the same time reached out to wake up the three children, why can't they sleep on the ground? Don't you catch a cold and get sick?

Xiao Zhao behind him also hurriedly took tools and began to clean up the battlefield with people, this scene was really miserable! He was amused and angry, helping the old lady wake up the three children of Zhengxiang who were still sleeping on the ground one by one.

The first to wake up was the nobleman who had drunk the most, and the moment the old lady and they entered the house, the commotion woke Noble from his sleep. Rubbing his eyes, when he came to his senses, he was dumbfounded! Did you fight last night? Doesn't seem to have one?

He sat on the ground in full view of everyone and began to rack his brains about what had happened last night. At the same time, it also made Mrs. Ye understand what these three children did last night!

"Well, first Liu Bin drank too much and got under the table! Then I threw up Wang Yong! It's like a water pipe, how far you spit out! ”

Talking to himself, he also subconsciously glanced at Wang Yong's "crime scene". It's a pity that after a while, the old lady has taken someone to clean it, leaving no trace that can make him remember Wang Yong's heroic appearance at that time.

"Then I drank slowly by myself, and I don't know how long or how much I drank. Then, I was sleepy and fell asleep on the table! ”

Thinking of this, he jerked his head up, his eyes widened and he looked at the mess in surprise, "Could it be that I did this?" ”

But soon he reacted, Wang Yong was also lying on the table at that time, and after analyzing it, Wang Yong, who should have been drunk, was probably the culprit of such a scene!

After thinking about it, and at the same time exonerating himself from sin, the noble who immediately turned over and got up like no one else, ran outside to wash his face, and returned to the house again, and unceremoniously killed the breakfast that the old lady brought to Wang Yong.

Anyway, those two guys are still sleeping like dead pigs, so I'd better get rid of them than to cool them out! Especially the tofu brain, you have to eat it while it's hot, how can you eat it when it's cold?

After sleeping this time, knowing that it was almost ten o'clock in the morning, Wang Yong opened his eyes. He is a **** dry throat to wake up with thirst! My whole throat felt like it was going to smoke! He was still strange in a daze, why did he drink beer and still have a dry mouth? Isn't this scientific?

"Awake? What do you think? Thirsty or not? Grandma pours you a glass of water! ”

Hearing Mrs. Ye's voice, Wang Yong completely sobered up this time, and as soon as he wanted to get up, his head hurt like a pinprick, which made him frown.

"What's wrong? Don't scare grandma, tell grandma that it's uncomfortable? ”

Seeing that his grandmother looked anxious, Wang Yong hurriedly endured the uncomfortable feeling, and opened his mouth with great effort and said, "Grandma, I want to drink water!" "Goo-dong-goo-goo-"

A large glass of water was poured into his stomach, and Wang Yong immediately felt much more comfortable, and it seemed that the headache had been reduced a lot, and he was not so uncomfortable.

Tilting his head and looking left and right, Liu Bin was next to him, holding his head with his hands, his body curled up and screaming, it seemed that although he drank the least last night, he was the most uncomfortable now!

What about nobility? Don't you see nobility? He seemed to have drunk the most last night! When he couldn't stand it anymore, he was still clamoring to challenge his limits and kill all the remaining beers!

"Grandma, what about the noble?"

"Oh? He, people are much more restrained than the two of you little bastards, he got up early, ate two oil cakes, drank a bowl of tofu brain, and went to school! I've asked him to ask you two to take a leave of absence from the teacher, so don't worry, just rest! ”

"Brute!"

Wang Yong couldn't help but whisper, he drank the most, but when people woke up, they should eat and drink like no one else, why is the gap between this person and people so big?

However, listening to Liu Bin's painful humming and chirping in his ears, Wang Yong's heart was much more balanced. Isn't he the most humiliating, isn't there a Liu Bin who is even more unbearable than himself? (To be continued.) )