Chapter 52: Pee in the wrong place
In the hazy morning, Chang Feng heard a call in his ears, opened his eyes in a daze, and saw two graceful women's bodies. Raising his head, it turned out to be Su Bingxin and Yao Lina!
Proud peaks, flat and wide bellies, and further down is mysterious......
Syllable!
Suddenly, a loud slap came, Chang Feng only felt that his cheeks were hot, and all the beauties in front of him were gone, leaving only Su Bingxin's angry glare.
Covering his face, Chang Feng asked in a daze: "Why did you beat me, and hit me in the face!" ”
Su Bingxin's face turned blue with anger, and she stretched out tremblingly with tweezers in her left hand: "Is this the ghost you did?" ”
When I looked at it, it was the purple underwear I bought last night, but it was somehow wet, and there was a faint smell of urine.
Chang Feng covered his nose, frowned and muttered, "How do you wet the bed?" No, even if you wet the bed, you can't get the urethra on it, right? ”
Su Bingxin threw the mask over angrily and scolded: "You just wet the bed, obviously you peed!" I put it in the bucket last night, you ...... You must have! ”
Chang Feng was stunned, was he peeing? It can't be, he was tired last night, he slept very hard, how could it be him......
Well, it seems that I got up to pee last night, because I was too tired, I went into the bathroom in a daze, and I didn't know where to aim it, anyway, I peed a shot and then came back very happily and continued to sleep.
Could it be......
Chang Feng twitched and looked at the wet purple hood, no wonder he didn't seem to hear the sizzling sound of peeing last night, it turned out to be watered on the fertile land!
"Humph!" Su Bingxin was really annoyed, this guy was so shameless, the newly bought underwear was actually peed on by him.
Reacting, Chang Feng shrunk his neck in embarrassment and laughed: "Hehe, you can't blame me, I was so tired last night, and I don't know when I will get up." That's it, I'll pay you for it. ”
Su Bingxin glared arrogantly: "You lost a fart, I only bought it back yesterday, ...... I'm! ”
I couldn't help but be annoyed, and I threw away the urine-smelling hood. Chang Feng was startled and dodged, a little crying and laughing: "Don't be impulsive, I really didn't mean to, I was really tired last night, I was confused, so ...... I know your size, 32d, I'll buy it for you! ”
"Ah, I'll kill you!" Not to mention that it's okay, the more Su Bingxin's face becomes, the more ugly she is, chasing after her, eager to take a kitchen knife and look like this.
He even knew the size, and said that he didn't mean it, he must have used it last night...... Phew, stinky man, disgusting to death!
Chang Feng is really wronged, he really didn't know anything last night, and he was so tired after delivering his true qi to Yao Lina, where did he still have the heart to masturbate. If it weren't for the instinctive reaction to urinary urgency, I would probably have urinated on the bed.
After chasing for a while, Su Bingxin didn't catch up, and pointed at Chang Feng angrily: "You bastard, beast, pervert!" You...... I'm so angry, I'm going to kill you! ”
"Don't, don't be impulsive!" Where is Chang Feng still sleepy, he was chased and sweated, "I'll buy two pieces to compensate you, and I guarantee that they are exactly the same!" I really didn't mean to, nice guy like me...... Hold the grass! ”
Before he finished speaking, the tweezers had already flown over, and Chang Feng was startled and turned over to dodge, cold sweat broke out on his forehead. This girl is planning to kill him!
Su Bingxin was really angry, gritted her teeth and glared at Chang Feng, and angrily jumped over the sofa and rushed over.
Shame, absolute shame, she's still the headmaster on top, it's so shameless to be being done that kind of dirty and disgusting thing with this bastard with her underwear!
Seeing her pounce on, Chang Feng gritted his teeth and greeted her directly, intending to hold her down and explain it well.
It's just that as soon as she moved forward, she didn't think that Su Bingxin jumped high enough, one leg touched the sofa, and her body quickly fell forward.
"Ahh
Chang Feng was shocked, instinctively rushed over quickly, and hugged her from behind with a slight bend. Fortunately, he reacted in time, otherwise she would have come to kiss the earth.
was breathing a sigh of relief, but he felt that his hands were soft, Chang Feng pinched them in dismay, and the corners of his mouth twitched suddenly.
Su Bingxin was hugged by him, her whole body was stiff and motionless, and while her pretty face was crimson, a fire was surging up from her lower abdomen.
His two hands were just right on her two peaks!
"Accident, accident!" Chang Feng helped her up with a dry smile, stepped back with stiff cheeks, and pulled out the cold behind her back.
Because I don't feel much through the bra, I just know that the lower part is harder and the upper part is softer. One thing is for sure, it's really big, though.
However, he could feel that she was brewing, brewing a super fire!
"I'm going to kill you!" Su Bingxin jumped out word by word in anger, her face turned blue with anger, and she trembled.
Deliberately, absolutely deliberately, how can it be possible to catch from the back and just catch the front, absolutely deliberately!
"I really didn't mean to!" Chang Feng is depressed, if it is said that there is no hood, it is not bad, the key is that there is a hood**, it's boring!
"I'll kill you!" Su Bingxin roared angrily, and the sharp voice penetrated the entire building, so frightened that Chang Feng hurriedly covered his ears and ran away.
The two of you chased after me, and finally Chang Feng hid in the bathroom and locked the door, which stopped slightly.
Looking at the yellowed water in the bucket, Chang Feng pumped it again and again, and it was really sprayed in the wrong place last night, and it was actually sprayed into the bucket.
But it was such a coincidence, who knew that she just put the hood in the bucket, and didn't she usually take it back to her room!
In fact, last night Su Bingxin planned to wash it off after taking a bath, but when she came out and saw Tang Feng instilling true qi into Yao Lina, she felt strange, and she forgot about it for a while. I didn't expect to get up as soon as possible, and the bucket was full of urine smell!
"Open the door!" Su Bingxin shouted coldly.
"No!" Chang Feng arrived behind the door and explained with a smile, "I said Niu'er, I really didn't mean to, I was really tired last night." You know, I've been giving her for so long, and it's good that she's not dead. ”
"You...... Hum! Su Bingxin actually believed a little, but what about the scene just now, how to calculate it!
was actually eaten tofu by him, and it was tightly held on both sides, how could he bear it!
"Hey, I really didn't mean to, okay?" Chang Feng didn't know what she was thinking, "Accident, I said it was an accident." Besides, you're all in your underwear, and I haven't figured anything out, have you? ”
"You bastard!" Su Bingxin gritted her teeth, her silver teeth were about to shatter, "You still dare to say, believe it or not, I will poison you with gas!" ”
"So ruthless? Isn't it, beauty, you let me go once, big deal, I'll touch you once. ”
"Get out!" Su Bingxin held the glass door fiercely, thanks to the good quality of the glass door, otherwise she would definitely be kicked and broken.
Charged at the door, Chang Feng didn't dare to say more, this girl is righteous on her head, let's wait a while.
Then again, she didn't expect her breasts to be so big, and with the hood, it felt like she could only hold half of it with one hand!
Tsk, it's 32d......