Chapter 110: The Sound of Farts
After He Yuqing got off work, she rushed back immediately, at this time she was already a concerned person, always thinking about Li Xiang's appearance, and the days with Li Xiang were particularly cherished, as if he had a sense of security in the place where he could make himself comfortable, and he had just received a call from Li Xiang, saying that the meal had been cooked at home, waiting for her to go back.
After entering the door, He Yuqing just looked at the dishes on the table, and then looked at Li Xiang on the side and looked at himself with a smile, put down the things at the moment, and then ran over quickly, and suddenly hugged Li Xiang and kissed him.
"Okay, I'm tired after a busy day, wash my hands and eat first." After a while, the two of them left, and at this time, Li Xiang also urged, thinking that it was time to eat, or it would be cold if he didn't wait for a while.
"Hmm!" After He Yuqing answered, he immediately ran directly, ready to clean it, and then tasted the food cooked by Li Xiang, although he looked at the dishes on the table with good color and fragrance, but he was still not sure that this was delicious, after all, there were very few men who could cook and cook.
"Come on! How about sitting down and tasting it. Li Xiang looked at He Yuqing, who washed his hands, and immediately pulled the other party over, and then directly pressed the other party down, at this time, as long as he sat down, and then put a bowl of rice in front of the other party.
He Yuqing took the chopsticks, and then ate the vegetables, at the beginning, he still felt that he had to save a little face for Li Xiang, even if it was not delicious, he had to pretend to be, but after eating it, he found that it was not as difficult to eat as he imagined before, but it was very delicious, his eyes were looking at each other in surprise, thinking that he really made it?
"It's delicious!"
"Is it delicious? Then eat more. Li Xiang looked at He Yuqing with a smile, and then put some vegetables in her bowl, thinking that he was also a person who had studied food for a long time, at least he had made a good pot of snake soup soup in the desert, and he also had qualifications for cooking.
He Yuqing didn't pay attention to the food, but looked at Li Xiang tenderly, the colors were all lovely, thinking that he was also very happy, at least with Li Xiang's company, and then thinking about Li Xiang's excellence, and there were not a few women around him, and his heart was also gloomy.
"What's wrong?" Li Xiang looked at He Yuqing, who was still very happy in front of him, and the next moment it became like this, and he was also thinking about what kind of heart the other party had, and immediately asked with concern.
"No, let's eat!" He Yuqing immediately reflected, and then didn't think much about it, thinking that she was at least Li Xiang's woman, and she must be with him forever.
"Well, I'll surprise you later." Li Xiang thought about his special Yan Dan, and then said to He Yuqing mysteriously, thinking that women must like this kind of thing very much, especially beautiful women, for He Yuqing, this kind of thing has a fatal temptation.
"What's that?" Looking at Li Xiang's mystery, He Yuqing's little hand that was just thinking about delivering food to his mouth also stopped, and then asked curiously, thinking that the other party would not propose to him, should he agree?
"Eat first, I'm sure you'll love this thing." Li Xiang said confidently, and then he didn't speak, but he thought in his heart how surprised He Yuqing's expression was when he looked at Zhu Yan Dan, maybe he would scream.
He Yuqing looked at Li Xiang's appearance, and she was also suspicious in her heart, thinking that she would really like it? What's that? Is it really to give yourself a ring and be with yourself.
At this time, Li Xiang was thinking that after he finished eating He Yuqing, he would be ready to teach He Yuqing to cultivate the truth in the next moment, so that he would have another ability, and sometimes he might be able to help himself.
The meal is still very delicious, and the process of eating for the two is also very sweet, for the two of them, they have just broken that layer of relationship, they are all enjoying the sweetness of love here, and the appearance of talking and laughing is jealous, fortunately, there is no one here, Xiaoyun also has his own things, and he cultivates alone in the Qiankun ring.
"Okay, I'm full." He Yuqing stretched out her hand and touched her stomach, and her heart was also very satisfied, if she hadn't eaten enough, or would she continue, in her memory, it was rare to eat such a delicious meal, and now she was reluctant to let Li Xiang leave, wishing that he was a cook.
"I'll clean it up." Li Xiang immediately got up, and then he didn't let He Yuqing refuse, he immediately picked up the dishes and chopsticks on the table and cleaned them up, looking at it, he thought it was very skilled, at least in He Yuqing's eyes, it would be done in a short time.
"Now let's talk about what it is." He Yuqing couldn't hold back at this time, thinking about Li Xiang's appearance, what the hell was it, and her mood was nervous at this time, if she waited for the other party to propose to herself, how would she do it, this was indeed a little troublesome for her, after all, this was too fast.
"This is the surprise I want to give you." Li Xiang took out a Zhuyan Pill from the ring, and then spread out his palm, and slowly pushed it to He Yuqing's eyes, and the center of his palm was the special Zhuyan Pill that Li Xiang had refined before.
"Ahh Looking at Li Xiang's outstretched palm, and then looking at the palm with a golden elixir, when it came into contact with the air, it still emitted a faint light, at first I thought it was a night pearl, but then I looked at it and it was not, it can only be said to be a pill here.
"This is the Zhuyan Pill, the effect is that you will always stay young and beautiful after eating it, and your face will not change for a lifetime, even if you are old, it is the same, do you like this pill?" Li Xiang looked at He Yuqing's stunned appearance, and immediately explained, thinking that this thing can't just look at appearance, if you know this function, it won't be this kind of expression, maybe it can be called crazy.
"Is that really the case? Hurry up and give it to me! He Yuqing didn't have anything at first, and then listened to the effect of eternal youth is different, this kind of thing is much more powerful than the health care products on the market, she has already seen the difference between Li Xiang and others, at this time there is no doubt about the function of this pill, and now she just reached out and grabbed it, thinking that she was afraid that others would snatch this pill away.
"How does this work?" After taking it, He Yuqing couldn't help but ask, thinking about how to take this pill, is there any taboo, when I used to take medicine, I always said that some things can't be eaten at the same time, otherwise it won't have the opposite effect, but she is careful to hate this Zhuyan Pill, but she doesn't know that Li Xiang has seven such pills, even if there is no one, it can still be refined.
"Do you like it?" Li Xiang didn't answer directly, but asked with a smile, thinking that this thing made her so anxious, then it also means that it is very important, and she also likes the things she sent out very much, although she knows it, but she still wants He Yuqing to say that she likes it.
"I like it, I like it very much, you can say it quickly!" He Yuqing couldn't wait anymore, she said that she liked it, and then she thought of Li Xiang's thoughts, and immediately said that she liked it very much, and walked over and shook Li Xiang's arm and coquettishly, this is a nirvana for men.
"Alright, alright! It's okay to eat this Zhuyan Dan directly, but..."Li Xiang couldn't stand He Yuqing's coquettishness and temptation, and then said it, but before he finished speaking, he watched He Yuqing eat it in one bite, and forgot to say the rest of the words.
"Is that so?" After He Yuqing swallowed, he immediately looked up at Li Xiang, thinking that there should be no problem in such a direct way, but he was very anxious in his heart, and looked at Li Xiang with big eyes.
"That's right, but you need to put some hot water in the shower first?" Li Xiang was speechless, she didn't expect that this Zhuyan Dan was so precious to her, she ate it before she finished her words, she originally wanted to let her put some hot water, and then wait for the bath, but now it's good, and the preparation has become a follow-up work.
"Why are you taking a bath? Yikes! He Yuqing listened to Li Xiang's meaning, and he didn't understand it very well, and then asked suspiciously, at this time, the pill dissolved inside the body, and the body was also burning, and slowly the whole body seemed to be hot, and at this time he couldn't help but cry out.
After He Yuqing was hot all over, he felt that there was something crawling on his body, and he felt uncomfortable all over his body, and finally there were some sticky substances in his palms, and finally his body felt a slimy feeling, which was very uncomfortable on his body.
"Poof!"
He Yuqing blushed, his body was a little fart at this time, and in the end, it seemed that he couldn't control it, and the fart sounds were all chained, at this time He Yuqing's face was also blushing, and he ran away at the moment, but this look was running towards the bathroom. But when she was running, there was a constant fart sound, and it didn't stop at all, and then she felt that her body was more slimy, and her skin was covered with a layer of black substance.
"Alas, you ate it before I finished speaking, you can't blame me!" Li Xiang looked at He Yuqing's appearance but snickered, and then said loudly to He Yuqing, who was running to the bathroom, at this time, first declare first, wait for you to come out, don't care about my business, I wanted to warn you, but you didn't give me a chance.
"You're necrotic! Yes! He Yuqing listened to Li Xiang's words, and her heart was even more ashamed, obviously you didn't say it first, you were very anxious, if you had said it earlier, I wouldn't have done this, thinking that the other party must have deliberately corrected himself, and he was a big villain.
However, He Yuqing scolded and went into the bathroom, and he didn't dare to stay longer, now there are more and more black substances discharged from his body, and it will cover the surface of the skin after a while, if it is not all over the body, but only on the face, others think that they are making a mask, but the sound of farts behind it is a bit of a big surprise.
After coming to the bathroom, He Yuqing immediately put the bathtub in the water, and then reached out to untie his clothes, in less than a minute, the girl who was still white and clean just now immediately became a black girl, her whole body turned black, and there were more and more excrements on the surface of her skin, even on her clothes.
He Yuqing didn't dare to look at it anymore, and immediately cleaned it up, at this time it was already time to stop farting, and the hot feeling on his body was gone, but there was still a layer of black excrement on his body, with He Yuqing's cleaning action, it slowly became whiter and cleaner, and slowly returned to its white appearance, but at this time it was more smooth and white than before.
After waiting for a while, Li Xiang saw He Yuqing who came out of the bathroom, at this time he was already more beautiful, his skin was better than before, and the complexion on his face was more ruddy than before, Li Xiang couldn't bear it anymore, and walked over directly, and then hugged He Yuqing and kissed him. (To be continued.) )