Chapter 123, counterattack!

Lin Ximeng's questions were one after another, which caught Xiao Chen off guard, and he almost missed his mouth.

Regarding the bloody and painful past of himself and that woman, Xiao Chen really didn't want to mention it again.

Because some of the past will only add to the pain every time I think about it, and that feeling is like opening the wound that has just been scarred again.

It's suffocating.

It's just that what surprised Xiao Chen was that Lin Ximeng, a woman, had never been indifferent to other things?

Why is this woman so interested in the topic she throws up now?

Women are born with a love of gossip, and it seems that this is true.

Even a fairy-like goddess like Lin Ximeng has a strong interest in facing gossip.

Seeing Lin Ximeng looking at himself expectantly, Xiao Chen smiled and said, "It's nothing, it's nothing."

After speaking, Xiao Chen naturally looked up at the sky and sighed: "Oops, tonight's night is really good!" With a starry sky and a full moon hanging high, it's the perfect time to enjoy the night view! ”

Lin Ximeng knew that this guy was obviously changing the topic, but she still looked up at the sky......

Suddenly, Lin Ximeng's face turned dark, and he couldn't wait to strangle Xiao Chen's teasing!

What about the starry sky?

Where did the starry sky come from?

You can't see a star at all, okay?

What about the full moon hanging high?

Where does the full moon come from?

Even if there is a moon, is it a quarter moon? And it's a quarter moon that is almost obscured by clouds!

Lin Ximeng raised her eyebrows, glared at Xiao Chen with an unhappy face, and said: "You are really boring, even if you don't want to say that you want to change the topic, you have to find a reliable topic, right?"

Tell me, where did the full moon come from, where did the stars come from? I think you're dreaming, right?

Oh, no, it's probably your old head that is dizzy, that's why you have the illusion of Venus in your eyes and a full moon overhead! ”

Xiao Chen looked at Lin Ximeng in surprise, and was speechless at all.

This woman's kung fu is too powerful, right?

What a master!

For the first time, Xiao Chen felt that he still underestimated this woman's ability to hurt people.

Although this woman speaks without swearing, her voice is also very good, and she looks at you with a smile.

However, every time this woman said a word, Xiao Chen had an urge to slap this woman's ass.

It's a loss!

Xiao Chen smiled awkwardly, touched his nose and said, "President Lin, for what you just said, I can completely use this as a reason to reward you with a few slaps......

"What?!" Lin Ximeng's beautiful eyes widened, looked at Xiao Chen with a look of surprise, and said, "How many slaps do you want to reward me?"

Lin Ximeng was happy, smiled, hooked his finger at Xiao Chen, and said, "Come on, come on, I'll stand here, you come to reward me with a few slaps!"

“……”

Xiao Chen was speechless.

He felt that this woman must have drunk too much today, otherwise how could she have such a masochistic tendency?

As a good young man on May Fourth, can Xiao Chen agree to Lin Ximeng's unreasonable request?

No!

So Xiao Chen just turned around in a chic way and got into the car under Lin Ximeng's stunned gaze.

"Xiao Chen! How dare you ignore the again, be careful that I pop your balls! ”

Before Xiao Chen could sit down at all, he heard Lin Ximeng's angry scolding.

The high-decibel sound almost didn't scare him half to death.

In particular, the words "pinch and burst your eggs" made Xiao Chen suddenly feel a sense of crisis in his crotch.

So he quietly clamped his legs and swore to protect his eggs.

Xiao Chen poked his head out of the car window with a smile, shook his hand at Lin Ximeng, and said, "I said President Lin, don't get along with my eggs, get in the car!"

"No way!" Lin Ximeng didn't give Xiao Chen face at all, and said softly at Xiao Chen.

"Really?"

"No way!"

"Okay! President Lin Da has to get along with me, a child in a poor mountainous area, so I can only use a killer move! Xiao Chen put his hand into his pocket tragically.

"Killer?" Lin Ximeng looked at Xiao Chen with a puzzled face and asked, "What killer feature?"

"Dangdang, dang!" Xiao Chen held up a mobile phone and said: "Gionee voice king, cool appearance, high performance, ultra-long standby, voice photography function is a fighter in the copycat!"

As long as 998, as long as 998 can be taken home, you can touch the big and pop ......"

Listening to Xiao Chen's undisciplined and chattering advertising lines at this moment, Lin Ximeng had an urge to hit the wall.

Is this a comic from the stars?

Lin Ximeng grabbed her hair a little speechlessly, and asked rhetorically, "Funny, what do you want to explain?" That's what you're talking about killer features? ”

Looking at Lin Ximeng's disdainful eyes, Xiao Chen was furious!

Lean on the waist!

How dare this woman underestimate herself?

Xiao Chen couldn't bear it anymore, so he opened the mobile phone album software, pointed to one of the photos, and deliberately enlarged it, saying: "The photo effect of this mobile phone is good!" I should give it a thumbs up for this photo effect! ”

As he spoke, Xiao Chen also deliberately glanced at the screen of his mobile phone, and exclaimed: "Emma! Who is the girl in this photo? It's so beautiful!

And this girl sleeps so sweetly, this saliva is flowing, tsk......"

At this time, Lin Ximeng was also attracted by the photos in Xiao Chen's mobile phone.

Until he saw the person in the photo clearly, Lin Ximeng's face was covered with redness.

And it's getting redder and redder, red to the base of the ear.

Because the person in the picture is exactly what Lin Ximeng looks like when he is drunk!

With a red face and some messy hair scattered at will, of course, if there is no puddle of saliva at the corner of the mouth, it is definitely the standard of Sleeping Beauty!

Lin Ximeng's silver teeth clenched, gurgling, glaring at Xiao Chen angrily, and said coldly: "Delete it for me!"

"Don't delete it! How precious this photo is, how could I delete it! Xiao Chen chuckled, and then carefully put the phone into his pocket.

Looking at Xiao Chen's shameless face, Lin Ximeng was angry to death.

Because no matter which woman it is, they care very much about their image, and especially this kind of goddess-level woman has higher requirements for her image.

However, Xiao Chen photographed the most unimpressive side of himself, which made Lin Ximeng unacceptable!

Lin Ximeng's chest rose and fell, and he yelled at Xiao Chen: "Xiao Chen! Are you going to delete it or not?! If you don't delete it, I'll deduct your salary! ”

"If you dare to deduct my salary, I will dare to wash out this photo and paste it on the wall of our company!" Xiao Chen retorted majestically.

The photo is in hand, I have it all over the world!

Xiao Chen felt that he had finally counterattacked!

Otherwise, I will always be cheated by this woman, which is so faceless.

Lin Ximeng pointed at Xiao Chen angrily, then snorted coldly and said, "Count you ruthless!"

After speaking, he got into the car directly, threw the door open, turned his head, and didn't look at Xiao Chen.

Seeing that the woman seemed to be really angry, Xiao Chen didn't have the heart to play, he pursed his lips and said, "President Lin, don't worry, I will never wash the photo out, let alone paste it on the company's wall."

Just kidding, don't be angry! ”

"Humph!" Lin Ximeng snorted lightly, turned his head, and said, "Then you can delete it quickly!"

"I really can't delete this, I want to keep it as a souvenir!" Xiao Chen shook his head and said that he did not agree.

"You ......"

Lin Ximeng was stunned!

Dare to love this guy is ridiculing himself?!

Lin Ximeng glared at Xiao Chen fiercely, then pounded the seat angrily, and looked out the window with a depressed expression.

Looking at the woman's angry appearance through the rearview mirror, Xiao Chen smiled lightly, then stepped on the accelerator and started the car.

After the car drove some distance, Xiao Chen realized a very serious problem...... That is, he doesn't know where this woman lives!

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