Hearing Luo Bing say that he wanted to move in together, Meng Xinghui's first reaction was to protect his chest with his hands, took a step back in horror, and said loudly: "What do you want?" What do you want to do? ”

Luo Bing was surprised: "I didn't think about it, what is your reaction?" ”

Meng Xinghui pouted and said: "I know I look attractive, but you don't need to be so anxious, I live together with lonely men and widows, won't I fall into your clutches sooner or later?" ”

Luo Bing only felt that the world was spinning, and he almost fell down the stairs with a "bang", rolled his eyes and said: "You just stripped naked and lay in front of your aunt and grandmother, I will definitely take a poker to cover you too, Dese!" ”

Meng Xinghui gritted his teeth and said: "This is an insult, this is a serious insult!" How big a poker can it cover, at least with a parasol, and an extra size! ”

Luo Bing glanced at him, blushed and muttered in a low voice: "The old lady used your words as a well to shake for a night, and it's not that she doesn't know the length and shortness, what to blow." ”

Meng Xinghui asked, "What are you muttering?" There is something to say in person, not with such muttering drops. ”

Luo Bing hurriedly waved his hand, and said with a smile: "It's nothing, it's nothing, I think you want to move here because your house is good, don't think about it." ”

Meng Xinghui went downstairs, came to the kitchen, took out a red apple from the refrigerator, took a bite of it, and said vaguely: "My house is good?" Your house is at least a villa, right, can my grass people's dwelling be compared with the mansion of a high-ranking deputy minister? ”

Luo Bing's eyes darkened suddenly, and he said faintly: "The house is too big, sometimes it doesn't look like a home. ”

Meng Xinghui didn't know how to persuade her, born in such a family, most people must be very envious, but this girl whose conscience has not been extinguished and who has a sense of justice feels pain all the time.

"Well, eat an apple." Meng Xinghui threw her a big apple.

Luo Bing took a bite hard, as if he had a bad breath, and said: "Meng Daxia, Brother Meng, I know that you are righteous, arrogant, righteous and thin, you look at me, I can't live at home now, I quarrel when I meet my father, but it's better to be out of sight and out of mind, where do you say I will move?" Let's move to the police dormitory, there are a bunch of big men there, you say that I look like a shy flower, and it's hard to guarantee that they won't think about it, how dangerous it is for me to live in a wolf's den! For the sake of friends, you will be kind and save the rivers and lakes. Line digging? ”

Meng Xinghui's eyes widened and said, "Can you help Nong?" How dare they think about you? I guess no one in the police force will treat you as a woman, and you will be ashamed of your menstruation, and you will be ashamed of your menstruation, and you will be ashamed of your dog's tail flowers! ”

Luo Bing waved his fist at him, bared his teeth and said, "Are you looking for death?" The aunt of the family doesn't know how regular it is, so you have amenorrhea. Don't be serious, don't get down to business. ”

Meng Xinghui touched his chin, looked her up and down, and said, "I live alone and are free, why do I have to set myself up?" How troublesome it is for multiple women to come out of the house, sometimes I like to hang around naked when I come home, if you are here, isn't the brother Dilong body all seen by you? Not suitable, not suitable. ”

Luo Bing listened to his tone relaxed, and hurriedly said: "You can't just think about the bad, there are two sides to everything, think about it, this house is so big, someone has to clean it, right?" You are a man who wants to do big things, how can you spend time on such small things, as the saying goes, 'If you can sweep a house, you can't sweep the world'......"

Meng Xinghui interjected: "It's 'if you don't sweep a house, why sweep the world'?" ”

Luo Bing said impatiently: "Ah Xi, can you not interrupt?" Anyway, that's the case, if I move in, such a trivial thing as cleaning will be wrapped up in me, and you can just go and sweep the world with peace of mind. ”

Meng Xinghui said helplessly: "But I can ask for a part-time worker, tell me more, do you have any other use value?" Don't stare at you, I've figured it out, this person, there is a use value means that you are still a little useful, the most cup is a person who doesn't even have a use value, then he will not be treated anywhere, and he will be completely abandoned by society. ”

Luo Bing wrenched his fingers and said: "I can also cook for you, I can also wash your clothes, you can still talk to you when you are bored, you can take care of you when you are sick, I can also share with you what happy things you encounter, you can still use me as a punching bag when you are unhappy, I can also accompany you to eat and go shopping and watch movies on Singles' Day to ensure that you are temporarily stripped naked...... In short, there are many benefits, there is a daughter in the family, if there is a treasure. ”

Meng Xinghui slapped his thigh and said: "Yes, this is equivalent to I have a nanny with the function of a wife, but I don't have to bear the responsibility of my husband, it's a bit interesting, but your use value is not enough, anyway, it hasn't reached the level that makes me tempted, please go back." ”

Luo Bing made a toned posture, showed off his biceps, and said in a rough voice: "I am the elite of the police force, I can protect you when you are in danger." ”

Meng Xinghui flipped his right hand, and he didn't know when there was an extra three-inch and seven-minute long flying knife in his palm, and with a slight shake of his wrist, the flying knife flew out with a "whoosh", only to see a flash of cold light, and it was nailed to the handrail of the stairs.

Luo Bing blinked and said, "What are you doing?" Juggling, huh? Such a good house, don't you want to destroy it, okay? If you don't feel sorry, I'm still sorry. ”

Meng Xinghui said lightly: "Could you please pull out that knife and take a look?" ”

Luo Bing walked up and pulled out the flying knife, and was surprised to find that there was actually a mosquito on the tip of the knife, and she covered her small mouth in disbelief, it was incredible! What kind of eyesight, what speed, what kind of accuracy? It's too wicked, isn't it?

Meng Xinghui put his hand in his trouser pocket, smiled casually, and said, "Do you think I still need your protection?" ”

Luo Bing was shocked and didn't come back to his senses when Meng Xinghui's mobile phone rang.

"Hey, oh Brother Wenhao, is there something wrong? …… Oh, you say...... Well, I see...... Calm down, I'll go over at once. ”

After hanging up the phone, the corner of Meng Xinghui's mouth appeared with the signature mocking smile, and he said in his heart that these people finally couldn't hold their breath, and realized the power of the "intelligent anti-piracy tracking program", the abacus is good, and they actually want to use the energy of the gentleman to eat hard, the son of the deputy district head, I have the daughter of the secretary of the political and legal committee here, can I eat you? Hey.

He glanced at Luo Bing and said, "It's time to show your use value, whether it can be as you want depends on your performance, go, follow me to meet a few people!" ”

Luo Bing's eyes lit up and said, "No problem, I'm afraid of everything, but I'm not afraid to meet people!" "I'm going to rush out.

Meng Xinghui shouted: "You just wear this royal yellow coat to meet people, do you change your clothes?" ”

Luo Bing didn't look at it, he was still wearing a traffic police skin, he had to be changed, and he couldn't afford to lose this person.