Chapter 576: Get together and fight
Yang Guo can imagine how interesting it is for Song Zhiwen and Chen Anlan, two incompatible people, to meet together. ,:。 Song Zhiwen's open-mouthedness, Chen Anlan's extraordinary kung fu are enough to make Song Zhiwen suffer.
It is true that yesterday Song Zhiwen kindly kept her for one night, and as a result, the two fought five times in just a few hours (not so much a fight, but a unilateral abuse of Song Zhiwen).
In the morning, Chen Anlan got up very early like Yang Guo, and wanted to find a place to exercise, so she came over and knocked on the 'door' of Song Zhiwen's house.
Stop!
Yang Guo frowned and asked suspiciously, "What do you mean knocking on your 'door'?" Didn't you say let her stay overnight? ”
"yes, I let her stay." Song Zhiwen said confidently, "I'll let her live with you." ”
Yang Guoqing's muscles jumped, and he said angrily and funny: "It's not that you don't have a place there, why do you let her live in my room?" ”
"Hey, you don't want to think about it, big girl, is it appropriate for me to live in the same room with a big man who is not so familiar?" Song Zhiwen said hypocritically. In fact, he just didn't want to sleep on the couch......
"My room hasn't been cleaned up." Yang Guo said suspiciously, "After coming out for more than a month, it must be very smelly, right?" Can she take it too? ”
"No!" Song Zhiwen said triumphantly.
It turned out that after Song Zhiwen came back, seeing that Yang Guo was not there, he often came to Yang Guo's big study to play games, and sometimes he played too late, so he slept in Yang Guo's bedroom. In his words, it's "making the most of it."
"I can't let you 'pay' the rent for nothing!" Song Zhiwen said.
Yang Guo was really speechless about this shameless hardcore.
Speaking of which, Chen Anlan came to knock on Song Zhiwen's 'door' in the morning, and no one answered after knocking several times.
Song Zhiwen is a typical night owl, before eleven o'clock in the morning, it belongs to his dormant period, and he sleeps so soundly, how could Song Zhiwen hear Chen Anlan's knock on the 'door'? Even later, Chen Anlan made great efforts and knocked on the 'door' to shake the ground, but Song Zhiwen also rolled up the quilt and continued to sleep.
Chen Anlan saw that Song Zhiwen ignored him, and Xiao Pepper's temper came up, only to see her take two steps back, lunge back, suddenly accelerated, the whole person jumped up, and the right 'leg', which was not very long but well-proportioned and graceful, kicked out violently.
"Click...... Bang! The thick wooden 'door' was kicked open by her.
Chen Anlan landed steadily, and in the dust, she strode over, walked into Song Zhiwen's bedroom, and pulled up Song Zhiwen, who was rolling up the quilt and falling asleep, was a fat beating.
"Woo!" Song Zhiwen pretended to cry, he was pretending, but in fact, Chen Anlan didn't hurt him.
At first, there was a quilt in the way, and Chen Anlan didn't play well, but later Chen Anlan was angry and forcibly pulled the panicked Song Zhiwen's quilt and threw it away, and the result was ......
Song Zhiwen is used to sleeping without clothes! When the quilt that blocked the view flew to the other side, Song Zhiwen, who was so smooth that only a pair of red 'color' underwear remained, appeared in front of her. At this time, Song Zhiwen was still sitting on the 'bed' stupidly, and he was still a little unconscious when he had just been forcibly woken up.
"Ahh Chen Anlan was ashamed and angry, she screamed, covered her eyes and rushed out.
"Ahh At this time, Song Zhiwen, who had just come back to his senses, also screamed weakly, he pulled up the 'bed' sheet and covered his body, with a sad and indignant face, but no one looked at it.
"Okay, you're just being watched, and the person watching is still a beautiful 'girl'." Yang Guo smiled, "You are not a loss. ”
"I don't care!" Song Zhiwen said sadly, "Old Guo, Guo'er, you hurry back and take her away for me." I can't live this day! ”
yes, fight all day, you can't even sleep in on the weekend! Song Zhiwen feels that his world is about to collapse day by day!
"First of all, don't call me fruit! Listen, the 'chicken' bumps are up! Yang Guo said helplessly.
The title of Guo'er used to be exclusive to Lu Yunran, but since the breakup, Yang Guo has never heard of it again, and he doesn't want to hear in the second mouth, especially this person is still a big man!
"Secondly, I really have something to do now, and I can't go back." Yang Guo said, "I still have to finish this matter." ”
"And what about her?" Song Zhiwen asked angrily.
"You just take care of An Lan!" Yang Guo said speechlessly, "Let's not say that she is our friend, take 10,000 steps back, she is a 'girl' child in her early twenties who came all the way to Yangcheng, she is not familiar with the place, and you are the only one who knows her, if you don't help take care of it, who will help take care of it?" ”
"But she still wants me to take care of it? Thank goodness she didn't bully me! Song Zhiwen also wanted to defend himself.
"What's so good?" Yang Guo said, "Don't keep fighting, you are three or four years older than others, why don't you take a step back?" Is it okay for a man to be a little 'open-minded'? I really don't know how you used to get a girl! ”
In fact, Song Zhiwen is not this kind of scheming person, but every time he sees Chen Anlan, he can't help but want to make her angry.
"During the time I didn't come back, An Lan will live in my house! You just help take care of it, and you can help her if she has any problems. Yang Guo persuaded, "An Lan is actually a good 'girl' child, if you talk to her well, she won't beat you." ”
For this reason, Yang Guo also asked for Chen Anlan's phone, and after lunch, he called them and mediated with them. It's just that Yang Guo doesn't know if it's useful or not.
In the evening, when Yang Guo was chatting with Fang Beibei, Yang Guo also told Fang Beibei about this incident as a joke.
"Do you live there?" Fang Beibei's focus was not on the fight between Song Zhiwen and Chen Anlan, she asked very sensitively.
Yang Guo didn't pay attention, he smiled: "Yes, Song Zhiwen's guy is too bad." But it's okay, Song Zhiwen usually dresses casually at home, so don't let them get together, it's not good for the reputation of other people's 'girl' students. ”
"And what will you do when you get back?" Fang Beibei seemed to be concerned and said, "Where do you sleep?" ”
"If she hasn't found a place to live, I'll sleep in the living room!" Yang Guo said as a matter of course, "She is a 'girl' child who came to Yangcheng, and she is also 'very' pitiful." ”
"Chen Anlan, well, when I hear this name, I think she is 'very' beautiful!" Fang Beibei said scrutinically.
"It's really beautiful," Yang Guo laughed, "and it's very petite, and it looks like a junior high school student." However, she's older than you! Don't see it when you see it and call it a sister, haha! ”
Fang Beibei suddenly lost his voice, only a chaotic snort.
And Yang Guo was still smiling stupidly, not knowing that a sour breath was surging.
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