Chapter 044, the gap between reality and imagination
However, this idea was quickly rejected by Xiao Chen.
How could his acting skills, which are comparable to those of the Oscar winners, be debunked so easily?
Of course it's impossible!
Xiao Chen is very confident, and his self-confidence comes from his superb acting skills and analysis of human nature.
Because he knew that these small vendors belonged to a special business gang that was mobile.
They never stay in one place for a long time, and they always change places to set up stalls, so naturally they will know a lot of peers.
If you know more peers, then people's memories will naturally be confused.
After all, who is going to be full and idle and have nothing to do, to memorize those messy names?
In the hearts of these little people, cars, houses, tickets and women are the most important, and who will care about those miscellaneous trivial things?
Not everyone is like those perverted people in a TV station in Huaxia called "Super Brain".
Able to put together the six sides of the Rubik's Cube in tens of seconds after blindfolding; Be able to recite thousands of decimal places after the "pie"; Able to read hundreds or thousands of names and remember them once......
Therefore, Xiao Chen was not flustered, he turned around slowly, looked at the stall man with a smile on his face, and asked, "What's wrong with my brother?" Do you have anything to do with me? ”
Qiu Yanmei, who was standing not far away, heard that the man setting up the stall suddenly stopped Xiao Chen again, and suddenly felt happy.
It seems that there are no absolutes in everything, and the result will change!
In Qiu Yanmei's opinion, the stall man probably saw the flaws in Xiao Chen's acting skills and was ready to trouble him.
Qiu Yanmei looked at Xiao Chen not far away with a gloating expression.
Although she was very unhappy that the stall man had cheated her, she was more willing to see it than to make Xiao Chen deflated and admit defeat.
Of course, Xiao Chen didn't know those little Jiujiu in Qiu Yanmei's heart.
At this time, Xiao Chen had already put on an honest appearance and squatted in front of the stall man.
The man who set up the stall just smiled and waved his hand, then approached Xiao Chen, and said mysteriously in his ear: "Brother, it's not that I'm talking about my younger siblings, it's just that my younger siblings are really a little too simple."
You also heard it just now, my brother and sister don't know what to bargain at all, and she may be slaughtered by many merchants when she goes shopping alone in the future.
Brother, you've done what we do, but tell your brother and sister about the little ways inside!
Otherwise, it will be your brother and sister who will suffer at that time, I know that it is not easy for you to make some money, brother, and you will have to live a long life with your brother and sister in the future, so if you can save a little, you can save a little! ”
Hearing the words of the man who set up the stall, Xiao Chen's heart warmed, and he knew that this man wanted to remind him and the woman about shopping.
Although Xiao Chen's heart was a little guilty, it was only fleeting.
Xiao Chen knew that if he hadn't pretended to be familiar with this stall man, presumably this man would not have given him such a favorable price, and naturally he would not have eaten enough and had nothing to do to remind himself of these things.
God knows how many stupid hats this stall man has pitted.
Xiao Chen knew that his acting skills had to continue, so he just nodded vigorously with a smile and said, "Brother is here, thank you for the reminder!" I'll talk to my mother-in-law when the time comes. ”
"Hey! Thank you, everyone is their own people, what do you and me. Brother, I'm just idle and have nothing to do, so I just have one more mouth. The stall man patted Xiao Chen's shoulder with a smile and said.
"This is a lot of talk, brother, you are really interesting, your reminder, brother, I remember."
Xiao Chen smiled, then patted his buttocks, stood up, and said, "Brother, if there's nothing wrong, then I'll leave?"
"It's okay, it's okay. My brother will have time to come to my house more often!
Although your sister-in-law is not very good, the dishes she cooks are a must! If you come, you're in for a treat! The stall man said very boldly.
"In this one! In a few days, I'll go to my brother's house to disturb me, brother, don't dislike me! Xiao Chen said with a smile.
The stall man just waved his hand and smiled.
After Xiao Chen said goodbye to the stall man, he walked towards Qiu Yanmei with crystal sandals with a proud face.
Looking at Xiao Chen's stinky appearance, Qiu Yan's flattering teeth itched!
She thought that the stall man was going to trouble Xiao Chen, but she didn't expect that it would not be the case at all.
The spectacular picture of the two big men in her imagination, you say "I grass", I say "Nima", you throw me a rotten egg, and I throw you a rotten cabbage does not appear.
On the contrary, this pair of good friends is getting better and better, so they almost hug each other directly with you with a sentence of "Oba" and a sentence of "Hani".
It seems that there is a gap between reality and imagination.
Looking at Qiu Yanmei's angry appearance, Xiao Chen chuckled, walked up to her, and said in a strange tone: "Oops! Why are you so angry? Look at your little mouth, if you pout again, you will be up to the sky! ”
"Knowingly asked! Hum! Qiu Yan snorted coquettishly, then bypassed Xiao Chen and walked straight towards the stall man.
Xiao Chen looked at the woman's graceful back with great interest, and admired it.
This woman's figure is really not ordinarily good, even if she is just wearing flat slippers, but it does not hide the woman's proud figure at all.
Yang Liu'er's thin waist, plump buttocks, round slender legs, and a pair of jade arms as tender as lotus roots make this woman naturally charming!
Of course, Qiu Yanmei also noticed that there was a flirtatious gaze looking at her behind her, so she suddenly stopped, turned around suddenly, glared at Xiao Chen fiercely, and took out a short dagger with a dagger set and slashed at Xiao Chen's lower body.
Although it was far away, Xiao Chen was stunned and felt that there was a cold wind hitting his lower body, which made him reflexively clamp his legs, and quickly shifted his gaze elsewhere.
Xiao Chen is also afraid! He was afraid that if he really angered the woman...... Then his "little brother" may really not be able to keep it.
Qiu Yanmei saw Xiao Chen's cowardice, smiled "poof", pursed her lips, walked to the stall man, squatted down, and asked, "Big brother, let me ask you something."
The man who set up the stall was smoking a small cigarette and singing a song, and when he saw the woman suddenly appear in front of him, he was startled, and half of the cigarette fell to the ground.
He wondered, why did this woman walk without a sound?
It's really going to scare people to death!
However, these words, the stall man just thought about it in his heart, and did not say it.
He looked at Qiu Yanmei very enthusiastically and asked, "Brother and sister, what is the matter with you looking for my brother?" Just ask! ”
"Nani?! Wait, big brother, what did you just call me? Siblings?! Qiu Yanmei didn't react for a moment.
What's going on?
When did you become the younger sister of this man?!
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