Chapter 66: The Present Life of the Fork Pole (Three Watches)
The Ximenqing incident went very smoothly, so smoothly that Zhou Tian did not use Wu Song's big killing weapon, so Ximenqing obediently cooperated with him. Due to Comrade Ximenqing's good cooperative attitude, Zhou Tian promised that Ximenqing would not trouble him again after the matter was completed, and would give him some settling-in allowances, the specific amount seemed to be 91.5 taels of silver......
After controlling Ximenqing, Zhou Tian's mood was extremely comfortable, and the big burden in his heart was put down, and the fork that made the spark of love between Ximenqing and Pan Jinlian in the legend will soon appear under Zhou Tian's director.
Although it is said that there is still a long time before Zhou Tian's task time limit, the sooner this kind of thing is done, the better, and Zhou Tian still knows the truth that changes later. There was an extremely impetuous atmosphere in the whole team, and as long as you paid a little attention, you could see that something was wrong in these playful eyes in Yanggu County.
Therefore, in addition to doing some preparations for the director's "fork pole appearing", Zhou Tian also collected a lot of soft money and prepared for this runaway.
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In a warm spring and crisp autumn, our large-scale historical suspense sci-fi drama "The Present Life of the Fork Pole" officially started filming near Pan Jinlian's place of residence.
There are two people starring in this film, one is the fooled Pan Jinlian, and the other is the threatened Ximenqing, Zhou Tian in order to reduce all the unpredictable consequences, he wrapped Ximenqing's head tightly, like an Arab, so that Pan Jinlian will not be able to see Ximenqing's face no matter what, let alone the accident of Cheng Wangba looking at mung beans.
"Jin Lian, if you see a person with a head wrapped like a cooking cake in a while, you will smash it with this fork and rod, the more accurate the smash, the better, that person and the prime minister will be in a hurry." Zhou Tian smiled and said to Pan Jinlian, of course, for the same reason as Wu Song.
However, it is obvious that this Pan Jinlian is more trustworthy than Wu Song, so when Zhou Tian said this, Pan Jinlian's eyes showed extreme worry, and said, "With Da Lang, you hit the ball?!" Wouldn't it be possible to ruin your surname and smash it with our water tank? ”
"Uh...... This is not necessary, although this person said that he was in a collision with me, but this solution is not so extreme, just smash it with a fork and rod. But if Jin Lian wants to try the pleasure of smashing people with a water tank, I won't stop it. Zhou Tian didn't say the second half of the sentence, with Zhou Tian's understanding of Pan Jinlian, she really could do this, this woman has a strong ability to be independent, if she is not bound by the rotten concept of the Northern Song Dynasty, she is a strong woman in modern times, of course, Zhou Tian also sent her to Liangshan, it is estimated that she is also a bandit.
"Are you ready, don't be nervous, don't be nervous, just pretend to open the window as usual." Zhou Tian stood on the ladder and cheered Pan Jinlian on.
"En" Pan Jinlian held the fork rod in her hand, showing the demeanor of a javelin thrower.
"Then there begins." Zhou Tian nodded at Pan Jinlian, and shouted out the window, "The male number one is on the stage." ”
"Male No. 1 debuts......" is far and pure, and with a shout of selling cooking cakes and shouting, it echoes throughout the alley. In order to shoot this scene on Sunday, this street was cleared, and in the entire alley, except for the leading actors, there were staff, not even extras.
"Hurry up." As the assistant director and supervisor, Wu Song pushed a bag of Ximenqing, who looked like Alibaba, and said urgingly.
"Woo woo woo" Ximen Qing walked step by step towards the alley that changed his fate in another time and space, to be honest, this Ximen Qing should be grateful to Zhou Tiancai, right, if it is according to the original plot development, this kid let Wu Song cut off his head, and now although the family business is broken, at least his life is held, and he also gets 91.5 taels of settling-in expenses......
Although Zhou Tian had clearly told Ximenqing that he would not be good to him before, and he also told him about today's play with great patience, but this Ximenqing always felt not very relieved, so now he is still very nervous, and he walks step by step, for fear that a few knives and axes will flash out from both sides of the alley and chop himself into steamed bun stuffing.
After about a stick of incense, this Ximen Qing walked to Pan Jinlian's window with trembling steps.
"It's time." Pan Jinlian breathed a deep breath, only to see that the orchid-like breath in her mouth gathered into a snow-white column of air on this slightly cooler autumn morning, and rushed out of the window bar with the fork pole thrown by her slender fingers.
Just listen to the crisp sound of "click" downstairs, the fork rod will land steadily, understandable, Pan Jinlian's throw is very perfect, whether it is from the preparatory action, or the angle of the fork rod throwing has reached the international advanced level, but there is a small flaw here that needs to be paid attention to - the fork rod did not hit Ximenqing at all.
"Ka Ka" Zhou Tian, as the chief director, immediately shouted to stop, "Shoot again, prepare the props, say what about you, send me the fork rod." ”
"Dalang, am I a little too stupid." Pan Jinlian curled the corners of her clothes, and it was rare to make such a twisted color.
"It's not stupid, it's not stupid, just smash it again, anyway, this fork rod is quite strong." Zhou Tian touched Pan Jinlian's head and comforted. Pan Jinlian's appearance is more pitiful than when she shows her charm - how can she look more and more like a warbler.
Waiting for Pan Jinlian to adjust her state, this scene can be regarded as restarting filming, but Pan Jinlian has adjusted it here, and Ximenqing has something wrong again.
As the male number one in this play, this Comrade Ximenqing is not small in terms of psychological pressure or head pressure, under heavy pressure, it is inevitable that some legs and feet will be weak, and Comrade Ximenqing was startled by the fork rod that fell from the sky just now, so now Ximenqing's legs have long been soft and unable to move.
"Hmph, Ximenqing who can't be helped." Zhou Tian snorted, and said to Ximenqing with disdain, "Didn't you tell you that there would be a fork to hit you, why are you still scared like this." ”
Zhou Tianhao said that with coercion and temptation, this Ximenqing just couldn't stand up, looking at this situation, this scene can't be filmed today.
However, at a critical time, Comrade Wu Song, the assistant director, played his due role, and after punching Ximenqing a few times, Ximenqing miraculously took possession, and Zhou Tian analyzed the incident with a scientific and rigorous method, and finally came to the conclusion that he might be in pain.
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