Seeing Tang Yan's stunned appearance, Peacock knew that Tang Yan was already thinking about the specific operation method of forging bills, so he waited patiently for a while, until Tang Yan showed a clear smile on his face, and then reminded: "But don't repeat it too much, that will make the inkjet on the handwriting too thick, and it will not be good to form bumps like Braille, and it is easy to be seen through." At the same time, do some simple old-fashioned, since you haven't learned this old-fashioned skill yet, I'll teach you one for free. ”

"How are you going to teach it? Daigo empowerment? ”

Peacock smiled: "This method is not difficult, you come to the bathroom with me." ”

As soon as he heard this, Tang Yan immediately covered his chest with both hands, grabbed the placket of his clothes, and said with a little uncomfortable look: "Lao Tzu doesn't have a habit of breaking sleeves, seeing that you look like such a sissy, you don't plan to take Lao Tzu to the bathroom and then call Lao Tzu who is not good every day, right?" ”

These words almost didn't make the peacock's seven tricks smoke, although he is now in prison, but he has boasted that he has been romantic all his life, and he is basically a pickled girl, except for one fold in Tang Yan's hands and a failure to hook up with Ji Fanxi, the rest are all victories. It's good now, Tang Yan actually framed him as a, how can this not make Peacock angry.

"You're the!"

Stretching out his hand, the peacock grabbed Tang Yan's arm, but how could Tang Yan's force value be comparable to that of the peacock? He was not Tang Yan's opponent on Shenpu's cruise ship before, not to mention that Tang Yan's force value had increased so much during this time?

Tang Yan dodged the peacock's salty pig hand with a slight move, and then said more and more mockingly: "Look at it, you are angry, right?" Lao Tzu said that you are a, and you still don't admit it, so you can't help it here. Although Lao Tzu looks beautiful and heroic, Lao Tzu is really not interested in like you? Oh oh, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said it so directly, in fact, I don't have any prejudice against sexually oriented fagots like you, I just can't accept it myself. Peacock, you must cheer up your confidence, although I am not interested in you, but with your skin, you are definitely a star in the world, and it should be easy to find a friend. And with your deception, if you want to make a game, it's not very difficult to bend a straight man, you think about it, but I still don't think about it, I'm a strong-willed person, and plus the Song Yanzhi you saw just now, I already have a girlfriend and three mistresses, so I can't give up such a big family! Or, one of my roommates is called Xia Houkang, who is more than 1.9 meters tall, an absolute macho man, and is also a man, or another, an absolute natural small type, more than 1.7 meters white-skinned and handsome, named Zhang Wei, I will introduce them to you, even if it is to make up for your heart that is not hurt because of courting me? ”

Tang Yan was really generous, and sold Xiahoukang and Zhang Wei in an instant.

Peacock's face turned blue, but he also knew that even with his eloquence, it was definitely not an opponent to mess around with a guy like Tang Yan, so he had to swallow this breath raw.

"Do you want to learn the old way of making bills?" The peacock gritted his teeth, and he seemed to feel that he only had this trick to make Tang Yan bow his head slightly.

But Tang Yan said very disdainfully: "If I don't want to learn, I'm afraid you'll ask the master to learn me, right?" Your sister, you want to cheat me? This is the task given to you by the system, my ability is not enough to complete this task now, and your task is to let Lao Tzu learn this little skill...... Hehe, isn't it weird, why do I know that you don't teach me skills but tricks? That system is like a bastard, how can it be so good to directly give Lao Tzu a skill to play? Dumbfounded, right? The whole person is lame, right? Hahaha......"

Looking at Tang Yan's triumphant appearance, the peacock was about to roll his eyes, but at this moment, a woman rushed forward: "Thomas, you finally appeared, do you know that I have been thinking about you for the past few days?" ”

This woman is Shu Qingming's dance partner, after dancing together that night, this girl was completely poisoned by the peacock, but after that, the peacock seemed to have evaporated from the world, and she couldn't find any trace of the peacock. I asked the representatives of almost every country, but I couldn't find a peacock with the pseudonym "Thomas", which made the girl almost disappointed to tears every night.

Now that she finally saw the peacock, the girl was as excited as her first love, and immediately abandoned the reserve and shyness of all the girls, and ran directly over to hold the peacock's hand.

Seeing this scene, Peacock finally felt that he had regained a little self-esteem, in front of Tang Yan, he was destined to be deflated, and in front of this woman, or all the women present, he was still the most popular actor. At this point, the peacock only needs to glance at the audience a little to know how many unmarried girls and married aunts will stare at him directly. Earlier, Peacock also used to do a very boring thing, he disguised himself as a bellman in order to solve a case, entered a hotel, and that day, he made a bet with several acquaintances at the same time to see how many young guests he could conquer in one night. At that time, they were limited to ten people, and more than ten peacocks won. As a result, the peacock won extremely beautiful that night, and a total of seventeen female guests stayed that night, sixteen of whom took the initiative to invite the peacock, and five of them came with their husbands, and still could not resist the charm of the peacock, which greatly established the peacock's confidence in this regard. It's just that what makes Peacock a little frustrated is that seven of the sixteen women treat him as a part-time duck, and they all say that money is not a problem, which makes Peacock very sad.

This is very similar to today's situation, on the one hand, it makes the peacock feel the value of his existence, and on the other hand, it is extremely frustrated because of another reason, this feeling, well, is like the feeling of the first crush, looking forward to it and afraid of being hurt.

"I still have some things to talk about, will I come back to you later?" The peacock was still very gracious, and comforted the girl first.

The girl didn't believe the peacock, and her eyes were full of doubts: "Are you really looking for me?" Don't see you again like you did last time! ”

"Don't worry, there was something sudden that day, not today, I will definitely look for you today."

To put it mildly, the girl finally left, and the peacock looked at the time: "If you don't want this girl to be disappointed, you'd better hurry up and go to the bathroom with me, and I'll show you that little trick." It seems that every time he appears, there is a strict time limit, last time I am afraid it was because it was too late, so he didn't go to soothe the girl's lonely heart, this time, Peacock obviously didn't want to miss this girl.

Although Tang Yan's footsteps moved, he still spit out a groove in his mouth: "Actually, for the sake of this girl's physical and mental health, I should delay it for a while, you are simply with someone for a night*, don't make it seem to be very sacred, do you think you are sending Guanyin?" Nima, who entered the girl's tent at night, fought eight times in one night. ”

The peacock was full of black lines, and decided not to ignore Tang Yan, mainly because he was basically proud of his ability, but he only had a deflated share in Tang Yan's hands. In terms of fighting, you can't beat it, and when it comes to picking up girls, although it is definitely a complete victory in terms of quantity, but in terms of quality, whether it is Ji Fanxi, Hang Xiaoqi, or Wei Ruoyi, they are far better than any girl that Peacock meets. The peacock can be described as defeated, but he is just somewhat resentful.

When he got to the bathroom, Peacock began to show Tang Yan how to use urine alkali to make the paper old, as if it had been preserved for many years, but without making the paper too wrinkled and definitely not leaving the smell of urine.

Just seeing the peacock take out the bird and soak the urine first, Tang Yan still felt that the whole process was very disgusting, and at the same time continued the slot just now, counting the peacock is definitely a, otherwise how could he be interested in taking out the bird in front of a big man?

In this regard, although Peacock felt that Tang Yan's slots were too old, he didn't reply, after all, he knew that discussing with Tang Yan whether he won or lost, he was an upright man, and he was reduced to the point of explaining his sexual orientation, which was already an unbearable past.

However, next, Tang Yan's new slot made Peacock unbearable.

Tang Yan said: "I thought that you Caucasian things would be bigger, and after a long time, there is a little bird!" Alas, compared to you, Lao Tzu is a big peng! ”

Uncle Peacock can endure Aunt can't bear it, Aunt really can't bear it, and dares to laugh at his ** small, and Peacock has always been proud of his size in the pickle girl battlefield.

"You kind of take it out and compare it with Lao Tzu!" The peacock is furious, like a rooster on the verge of fighting.

Tang Yan's fluttering words made the peacock fall completely like a popped balloon.

"You stinky shameless! Dare to say that you are not a! Not, how could you be interested in watching other men's big birds? Damn, I won't fall for you! You sissy! Stinky! In Stephen Chow's words, it's you stinky glass......"

The peacock almost fell headlong into the toilet bowl and was immortal!

Don't bring such! You will spit out the new slot, and you don't have to drag the old and new slots out of the spit! - The peacock wants to cry without tears, no wonder when he came out to do the task, the black girl told him to be careful when talking to Tang Yan. Peacock didn't think so at the time, he felt that Hei Mei was too worried, he had dealt with Tang Yan before, and knew that Tang Yan was more capable of messing around, but it was definitely not to the point where he couldn't deal with it. But now, the peacock believed, completely believed...... (To be continued)

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