Chapter 71 I squirt~~!

"Pounce~~!" Xia Yu spit out all the noodle soup he had just drunk in his mouth, and sprayed it all on Liu Xing's clothes without any waste.

"Hahahaha~~!"

"Well said~~!"

After listening to the words of the proprietress, the whole small shop was boiling, and the diner was red-faced and red-eared, and he and his companions fled in embarrassment after putting down a hundred yuan.

Liu Xing wiped the soup sprayed by Xia Yu on his face with his hand, and there was a smell of big bones. Liu Xing's eyes looked fiercely at Xia Yu, who was smiling back and forth, but the other party didn't take his murderous eyes seriously, and was still laughing loudly there.

"Quick...... Quick wipe ...... Give it a rub! Xia Xue, who was beside Liu Xing, handed Liu Xing a roll of tissue paper, covered her mouth and forced a smile, picked up the cup and took a sip of water, hoping to forget Liu Xing's current embarrassment, but unfortunately Xia Xue couldn't bear it anymore, because Liu Xing still had a coriander leaf on his head.

"Poof~~!"

"Hahahaha~~!"

Liu Xing withdrew the paper and just wiped half of the noodle soup that Xia Yu sprayed on his face, and Xia Xue's mouthful of mineral water was unceremoniously sprayed on Liu Xing's face. Liu Xing felt deeply for Xia Xue handing him the paper just now, but now he ......!

"What about you two sisters playing with me?" Liu Xing glared at the two girls fiercely and said, now it's not just Xia Xue and Xia Yu, but even the surrounding guests laughed after seeing the popular embarrassment.

Liu Xingchang is so old and has never been laughed at like this! Humiliated, Liu Xing felt that he was seriously humiliated by the Xia sisters around him. It was simply the most humiliating thing he had done in more than twenty years.

Is it tolerable or unbearable, and Liu Xing can't bear it. The clay man also has a three-point surname, even if it's a piece of, no one dares to step on it, right? This time, it bullied us.

Just toss yourself at home, go out, dare to humiliate yourself like this in front of the public, and what's even more annoying is that you are still in front of several tables of little beauties on the side.

"You two me off!" Liu Xing looked at Xia Xue and Xia Yu who were still sitting there laughing with fire in his eyes.

"Right...... I'm sorry, I ...... The lady said it was so funny, I ...... I can't help it! I...... I don't want to either," Xia Yu looked at Liu Xing and said, but the way she laughed and covered her stomach made it hard to believe that her words were sincere.

"Liu Xing, I'...... I just want to help you take a dip, I drink pure water......! Xia Xue pulled the sleeves of Liu Xing's clothes and said with a smile while looking at Liu Xing.

Holy, these two women are so hateful. What's the difference between them doing this and Ah Instant? While pumping himself hard with the nebula chain, he also said aggrievedly that I don't want to fight. It's so fucking bullying.

"Can't you vomit somewhere else in such a big place?" Liu Xing looked at Xia Yu on the opposite side and said, after speaking, he turned his head and glared at Xia Xue on the side: "What do you think?" Do you need me to give you a shabu-shabu? ”

"I ...... I've already said it, I can't help but ......! Xia Yu wiped his mouth and said to Liu Xing, but he still had a smiling face.

"I'm clean, no need to shabu~~!" Summer Snow Road.

"Can't help it? I'll force you, and then I can't help you, okay? Liu Xing looked at Liu Xing fiercely, and the water flowed down from Liu Xing's hair drop by drop, down his face, and into his clothes.

"I don't mind if you want, the door is never locked in my room at night!" Xia Yu said after listening to Liu Xing's words.

"Me too, I'll open the door and sleep!" Summer snow trail on one side.

Shameless, so shameless, I didn't expect that there would be a more shameless woman than myself.

"I curse you both in the name of the moon that you will never get married!" Liu Xing said fiercely, and then wiped his face with a tissue. Dizzy, it's almost dry......!

"Hehe, it's okay, I can't marry and live with you for the rest of my life!" Xia Yu said with a smile, then picked up the chopsticks and continued to eat her noodles.

"In thirteen years, I have no plans to get married!" Xia Xue said leisurely, this woman seems to be planning to be a nanny here for the rest of her life.

Nanny? The little ancestor is about the same!

Hearing the words of the two women, Liu Xing was speechless. People can't be so shameless, especially women. But the two women in front of him seem to be afraid of nothing and dare to do anything in front of them, and they can't wait to see how angry they look every day.

Liu Xing has never regretted it, but now, he regrets it, regrets provoking these two women. He felt that his life was like being annihilated by a eunuch, it was painful to resist, and it was still painful not to resist, and he didn't even have a trace of enjoyment. What is the meaning of life for a man, living like this?

Maybe God's plan for creating this world may not include making himself happy, but he can't take pleasure in torturing himself, right?

Silence, Liu Xing chose to be silent. In silence...... Sunk ......!

Pick up chopsticks with a blank face and eat!

"Angry?" Xia Yu, who was on the other side, saw Liu Xing and asked.

“……!” Hearing the other party's words, Liu Xing made a move, the chopsticks holding the noodles kept trembling, and he forcibly ate the noodles into his mouth, ignoring Xia Yu directly......!

"Really angry?" Xia Yu looked at Liu Xing and asked again.

“……!” Ignore.

"Xia Yu, look at you making Liu Xing angry!" Xia Xue pointed to Xia Yu on the opposite side and said loudly.

"Shut up, you don't have the right to talk about me!" Xia Yu glared at Xia Yu fiercely, then lowered his head slightly, leaned in front of Liu Xing, and tried hard to see Liu Xing's eyes clearly, but unfortunately Liu Xing kept his head down to eat noodles.

"Liu Xing, I admit it, it's my fault this time, okay?" Xia Yu looked at Liu Xing and said.

“……!” Continue to ignore it. At the same time, Liu Xing also knew that silence was the best weapon. I said so much just now, but I didn't get a formal apology from the other party, and I laughed at myself in every way. Right now...... Keep the silence ......!

"Too stingy, right? Or...... Will you squirt me? Xia Yu looked at Liu Xing and asked.

"Yes, you spray her too, if you're still angry, spray me too!" Xia Xue on the side said while shaking Liu Xing's arm.

"Quick, spray me, I've got the water ready for you. Won't you feel better after spraying? Xia Yu handed the mineral water to Liu Xing and said with a smile.

Liu Xing paused again after hearing the words of the two women, provocative, this is a naked provocation! Do these two women really think they don't dare to squirt?

"Come on, I'll wait here, or you won't be angry!" Xia Yu said with a smile after seeing Liu Xing's appearance, she knew that even if she was a ruffian, she would not bother with a woman in this matter, and there were so many people in the store, how could Liu Xing make such a move that was not conducive to his man's image? Xia Yu made full use of a man's love of face, so she said to Liu Xing that she didn't expect Liu Xing to spray her at all, and Xia Yu said this just to let Liu Xing dissipate her anger, because when she changed her clothes and came out...... Forgot to bring money!

As for Xia Xue, in her heart, Liu Xing has always been a 'kind' and 'gentle' man, how could she do such a thing to a woman? Just like the first time we met, he was a man with a big heart and a sense of justice.

But these two women looked down on Liu Xing too much, and Liu Xing basically didn't treat these two women as women except for their appearance. So, Liu Xing made a move that surprised the people around him, made Xia Yu crazy, and made Xia Xue more 'cute'.

picked up the mineral water, took a big sip, and squirted at the other party in the daze of summer rain. Immediately followed by another mouthful, spitting fiercely at Xia Xue who was still dodging, Xia Xue didn't want to think about it, body to body, how to hide?

Quiet, surprisingly quiet, the originally lively shop is as silent as on Mount Everest! All the people held their breath at this moment, and looked at Liu Xing with incredible eyes.

Is there still such a man in the world?

"Haha, spraying people is really cooler than being sprayed!" Liu Xing laughed shamelessly and said, "Okay, I'm not angry. ”

"You're ......!" Xia Yu saw Liu Xing's foul face, and looked at each other with firelight in his eyes, "Are you still not a man?" ”

"Huh? Didn't you make me squirt? Liu Xing looked at the other party with a smile and said: "My principle is that if people don't spray me, I won't spray people, if people spray me, I will spray people!" ”

"Liu Xing~~~!" Xia Xue looked at Liu Xing angrily, and her mouth was about to tilt to the sky, obviously she didn't expect Liu Xing to really be able to spray.

"Hehe, eat, eat!" Liu Xing said to the two women shamelessly, it seems that the things on the table have been sprayed by the three of them, you spray it and I spray it to get the 'seasoning', but Liu Xing, the shameless one, still eats very deliciously.

"If I let you squirt, you will squirt, I will let you die, will you die?" Xia Yu looked at Liu Xing fiercely and said.

"Listen reasonably, and I don't have to obey if I'm unreasonable!" Liu Xing looked at each other and said with a smile, looking at the two 'soup chickens' in front of him, Liu Xing's mood was extremely comfortable, he really had to be happy in life, and he would spray water when it was time to spray water!

"It's over, Liu Xing, your status in my heart has plummeted!" Xia Xue looked at Liu Xing and said, and did not wipe the water on her face.

"Thank you, I know that my glorious image will always be deposited in the deepest part of your heart." Liu Xing said, "This meat skewer is good!" ”

"Meat, you're big!" Xia Yu was angry when he saw Liu Xing's casual appearance, looking at the people around him holding back their laughter, Xia Yu felt that this was the biggest insult in his life.

"I've never seen a man like you!" Xia Yu said angrily.

"Women, women, the only constant is fickleness. Obviously let me squirt, eager for me to squirt, but when I squirt you get angry again, hey, life ......! ”

Liu Xing's words hadn't finished yet, he only felt that a big splash of water had fallen from the sky, and the sound of 'coo-dong-goo' echoed in his ears. Liu Xing turned his head to the left, and saw Xia Xue holding a bottle of mineral water and constantly pouring it on his head, and the whole bottle of water was poured on his head in an instant, no, it has already flowed all over his body.

(There is a chapter around one o'clock)

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