Chapter 225: Daddy pees his pants
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Daddy got into the toilet!
If this assumption is true
Thinking of this, the eagle couldn't help but shudder. γγ
It's scary! It's scary!
So he didn't dare to think about it, and Gan simply crawled over. Holding on to the toilet, he stood up tremblingly and opened the lid.
"Hmm! Luckily, Dad didn't get into the toilet. Otherwise, you're in trouble! β
"Eagle, are you going to get into here?" At this time, Zhang Ye suddenly appeared at the door, covering a large area of light.
When he took the whitewashed little Linglong downstairs just now, he saw that there was no one in the living room, so he took pictures around, and finally came here under the guidance of the pig-like dragon flame beast.
No, that pig-like dragon flame beast was lying at his feet now, looking like it was going to die.
If you think about it with your ass, this guy is so fat that it seriously affects his activities.
"Ahh Dad! Ying'er looked at Zhang Ye blankly, first surprised, and then said, "Dad, I didn't expect you to get into the toilet!" β
"I ......"
Immediately, Zhang Ye went crazy.
What is this stinky boy talking about? What do you mean by 'not getting into the toilet'? Could it be that this kid saw himself in the toilet when he was dreaming just now?
"Stinky boy, you're talking nonsense, look at how I treat you!"
βοΌ.. Dad, don't admit it, you were stupid just now. I've seen them all! It smokes so much...... I've fainted! β
Ying'er let go of the toilet, lay on the ground, raised his head, and said loudly to Zhang Ye. The little face sighed.
"Daddy is stupid?"
Xiao Linglong popped her head out from behind Zhang Ye and looked up at her father, as if she was watching her father's stupidity come out of that hole.
I watched it for a long time. But I didn't see where my father was stupid. So he looked at the younger brother of Ying'er with a puzzled face and said, "My brother is lying, and Dad is not stupid!" β
"Hey...... Hey......" and Feng'er and Rui'er hid five or six meters away from Zhang Ye. Looking at his father's back, the thieves kept laughing.
"Daddy is stupid! What do you think, dude? β
Rui'er whispered next to Feng'er's ear.
"Even-eyed!" Feng'er replied loudly.
Suddenly everyone heard it
made Zhang Ye simply throw his old face into the Pacific Ocean. In the end, I can only take a deep breath. Asked
"I'm stupid?"
"yes!" Eagle nodded.
"You saw it all?"
"Hmm!"
"And you almost fainted?"
"Yes!"
The two asked and answered, and they said very much.
After finishing speaking, Zhang Ye looked clear. "I see, your kid's ass is tickling!" As he spoke, he walked over and scooped up the eagle.
"Alas...... Dad! You can't do that to me! You are ignoring reality, no, this is a tyrant! β
"Daddy, be a tyrant for once! lest you kid jump into the sky! Zhang Ye hugged the eagle and walked to the living room sand.
Zhang Ye walked all the way, and the blue tendons on his face jumped all the way.
This kid is amazing! The fart is a little bigger, and he actually dares to have it and frame his father. If it's a little bigger, I'm afraid it will fly into the sky?
Thinking of this, Zhang Ye sat on the sand with Ying'er in his arms, and then unceremoniously put Ying'er across his lap.
Of course, the eagle is not willing to be beaten for nothing! He kept struggling on his legs, but this kid's strength was too small to be of any use at all, so he could only be suppressed by his father.
But......
When he was about to fight, Zhang Ye's face suddenly felt weird, and he couldn't tell whether he was happy or worried. Is it sorrow or resentment!
He took a deep breath, stood up, and turned his head to look at the sand.
it! There's a big puddle of milk!
Touch your ass again!
Belch! Okay!
Just take a look.
Wet a large piece!
"Eagle, you say how you want to fight! Daddy has a shoe picker here. There's a big slap and there's a pan in the kitchen! β
In Zhang Ye's opinion, the little guy Ying'er has committed a great sin. Actually knocked the milk down. And that's not all. He also framed himself for drilling the toilet bowl and being stupid.
This kind of thing cannot be tolerated! It's even worse than being naughty.
But Ying'er is a little confused. Shouting out "Dad, what's wrong with me?" You can't beat people! β
"Random beatings?" Zhang Ye glared at Ying'er. Pointing to the wet ground on the sand, "Tell me what this is!" β
"That's what you left when you peed your pants! You can't blame me! β
"Daddy peeing his pants?" The younger brother's words completely aroused Xiao Linglong's curiosity, and she circled around Zhang Ye. Sure enough, I saw a large piece of ** behind my father's ass.
"Dad really peed his pants!"
Biting her fingers, Xiao Linglong tilted her head and said cutely.
"Look, brother, Dad really peed his pants! Such a big person actually pees his pants. What a no-festival cao! β
"Yes! Yes! β
The two little ones bit their ears together, and they laughed from time to time. People can't wait to go up and beat them.
"......" But Zhang Ye didn't have this idea at this time. He must maintain his image now, so he must make up for the leaks, otherwise when the time comes, it will be like Huang mud pulling out the crotch of his pants, and it will be not but.
"Linglong! Daddy, it's not peeing pants! β
"Then why did you get your pants wet?" Xiao Linglong still looked confused. If it weren't for this time, if it wasn't suitable, maybe Zhang Ye would have picked up this cute little Lori and kissed it.
"Dou is! Bucket is! β
"Daddy pees his pants and doesn't admit it?"
"Rui'er, shut up, you just wetted the bed yesterday, and you still want to laugh here!"
"Ugh!"
As soon as Zhang Ye's words came out, Rui'er immediately sweated profusely. Oops, I can't believe that my dad actually dug this thing out!
What a shame!
One sentence solved Rui'er, the little guy who was blindly coaxing, Zhang Ye explained to Xiao Linglong, "Linglong is obedient, isn't this a pee of pants, do you know?" β
"Then why are your pants wet?"
"It's sand wet!"
"Why is the sand wet? Is Daddy peeing his pants? Xiao Linglong's words are always so soft and glutinous, full of milky flavor. It's just that what she said made Zhang Ye want to dig a pit and bury herself.
But Xiao Linglong's logic seems to be slack! Let Zhang Ye explain the fundamental law.
"Girl, we'll talk about this later!"
No matter what, Xiao Linglong was temporarily solved first. Then I'll talk to her about logic. The main problem now is to punish the eagles.
It's a pity that the baby dragons are smart to death.
The little guy Eagle actually caught this thing.
"Dad, tell me what's going on! How the hell are your pants wet! β
The little guy was clearly changing the subject. Otherwise, it will definitely not lead the topic to Zhang Ye's pants.
But Zhang Ye still doesn't explain. Because Xiao Linglong was staring at him with a pair of big watery eyes, not only her, but even Feng'er and Rui'er joined in.
"It's not Daddy who got wet!"
"How did that get wet?"
"It's because the sand is wet, that's why Dad's pants are wet!"
"Why is the sand wet!" Speaking of this, Xiao Linglong suddenly realized, "It turned out that Dad peed his pants!" β
Is there any mistake?
Zhang Ye was almost crazy, but he was not good at being angry with the child, so he could only take a deep breath, "Baby, I'll talk about it later!" Now Daddy is going to beat his brother's ass! β
This sentence made the eagle cry out badly.
It seems that Dad is still obsessed with himself, and he has to spank himself!
Syllable......
Just about to speak. Suddenly I felt a pain in my buttocks.
"Uhh
Xiao Linglong stood closest and was immediately frightened. In a panic, he covered his little ass and hid far away.
"Girl, what are you doing here? Daddy won't beat you! Xiao Linglong's fierce reaction made Zhang Ye cry and laugh.
"Daddy spanks ass! Baby hurts! β
Xiao Linglong made a bitter little face, looking at her younger brother who was put in her arms and spanked by her father, and she felt quite empathetic.
In fact, not only her, but even Feng'er and Rui'er, who are currently the most naughty in the family, can't help but cover their butts. Run far away.
It's horrible. Daddy is spanking again!
Stay away. Otherwise, if you get caught, it's not fun.
ββ¦β¦β
The reactions of a few little guys made Zhang Ye speechless.
"Don't worry! Daddy won't beat you! β
"Don't believe it!" Xiao Linglong has been beaten in the ass! Although it was only once, I still remember it, so I said this to my father. She didn't believe it at all.
"Alright! Daddy doesn't fight! β
Afraid that this kind of deterrence of killing chickens and setting an example for monkeys would have some bad effects in Xiao Linglong's hearts, Zhang Ye finally had to let the eagle go!
Dad's reaction finally put the little ones at ease. So I walked back, but the little ones all had weird faces. In the end, Xiao Linglong couldn't help the curiosity in her heart, pointed to Zhang Ye's pants and said, "Dad, why are your pants wet?" β
Still asking this?
This girl, which pot is not opened!
"Little girl. Don't talk nonsense! It's milk, it's milk that my brother spilled! β
"Dad, you're a liar!" was put back into the sand by Zhang Ye. The eagle seems to heal the scar and forget the pain. said this thing again that almost made Zhang Ye crazy.
"How did I deceive someone? Isn't it that you can't make it? β
"Of course I didn't get it, you got it wet! But blame me! Dad, you're shameless! The eagle lay on the sand and looked at his father with disdain.
"You stinky boy, you still talk nonsense, and then talk nonsense that I will cut you!"
"And!" The eagle lay on the sand, tilted his head to the side, and said with contempt on his face, "Don't dare to do it!" Dad, you're so shameful! β
"Shame on Dad!"
"Hmm!"
"Shameless dad!"
"Hmm!"
"Dad dare not do it!"
"Hmm!"
Rui'er and Feng'er bit their ears next to them, one said the other, and they had a tacit understanding. And he didn't care that his father was by his side and lashed out at him.
"You two...... Have the ability to speak louder! Zhang Ye looked at the two children, the corners of his mouth twitched.
"Daddy......"
Xiao Linglong was about to say something, but was suddenly interrupted by Zhang Ye, "Linglong obediently, don't stop your brother and brother's words, they are all talking nonsense." Walk! Let's sleep! β
After glaring at the two little children, Zhang Ye picked up Xiao Linglong and walked upstairs. The girl is a good Lori, but she can't let this group of leather monkeys take it badly! So Zhang Ye decisively took Xiao Linglong and left here.
But as he walked up the stairs, he clearly felt several eyes shining behind him. I can faintly hear some 'dare to do it...... Wetting ...... pants Every section cao' and so on.
made Zhang Ye almost vomit blood! To be continued......
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ps: The chapter name of the previous chapter has long been wrong, but unfortunately it can't be changed! It's bloody!
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