Chapter 4 Hah! Dogs for men and women
"Don't you think it's weird for the four of us to walk together?" Potato asked, holding his glasses on the bridge of his nose.
"Huh?" Ma Qiao turned his head to look at him.
"Everyone has girls to accompany them shopping, why do you think the four of us can't get out of the single team?"
"Some people say that in some cities, there is one bachelor in every five men, and the four of us are not dragging the old men back!" Whenever it comes to such a question, rainy days are always very talkative.
Ma Qiao looked at him and pouted and said, "You are really cheap!" ”。
The three words "very cheap talk" Ma Qiao added emphasis, and he didn't hear it for the first time on a rainy day, and said arrogantly: "You must be talkative!" ”
The next moment, when he saw Ma Qiao walking like flying, he realized the meaning of Ma Qiao's words, "I'll rub, little brother, you stop!" ”。
Catching up like crazy on a rainy day, cranes and potatoes scream like a good show!
Suddenly, Ma Qiao stopped his hurried steps and stood there, and a tiger pounced on a rainy day, hanging on Ma Qiao's shoulder, Ma Qiao stood firm and said, "Don't make trouble!" ”
On a rainy day, I saw Ma Qiao staring at a stove selling roasted sweet potatoes, except for an ordinary couple who were bargaining for roasted sweet potatoes, it was the old man who was hunched over and selling roasted sweet potatoes, nothing special.
"Ahem, you want to eat, I'll invite you!" Said generously on a rainy day.
"Look carefully!" Ma Qiao's tone was tough.
The potatoes and cranes also looked at them together, and saw the young man who bought the roasted sweet potatoes and said, "Hey, old man, your sweet potatoes have been sold for a day, these are all leftovers, one dollar and one piece, hurry up and pack them for me!" ”
"Young man, I really can't sell it!" The old man pursed his lips.
"Hurry up and load it for me!" The man said impatiently.
"I'm not selling!"
"What did you say, old man?" The man was enraged by the old man's words, and stepped forward to make a move, but the woman next to him said, "Forget it, forget it, don't be like this old thing, there are still those for sale over there!" ”
The man stretched out his right index finger towards the old man and nodded a few fingers, and walked away with the woman in his arms.
Seeing this scene, Ma Qiao couldn't help but clench his fists, "This grandson, it seems that he is bullying the old, weak, sick and disabled!" ”
"What?"
"Brother Pony, is that person you are talking about?" Potato said, pointing to the man's back.
"Well, that's the tasteless guy I met on the flyover tonight."
Potato Daxi, "Hey, there is nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it." ”
"I said that such a scumbag will be beaten once you see it!" After the rainy day was finished, he was gearing up.
"Shall we just go up and teach him a lesson?" Xianhe looked at the four of them and asked, and the four of them hugged their heads in tacit understanding.
"Uh...... Brother Pony don't participate, he knows you. "Very thoughtful on a rainy day.
"Hmph, let his eyes not see our faces, do you still recognize it?" Ma Qiao pointed to a grocery stall on the side of the road.
"Beautiful!"
Ma Qiao quickly bought the plastic masks brought by the four children from the grocery stall, and the four men followed the guy, looking for an opportunity to do it.
Finally, the pair of dog men and women arrived in front of an abandoned residential building, this is a building in the eighties of the last century, the residents of the building have moved away, maybe there will be glass falling down at any time, all kinds of dirt on the ground, four people are really worried about accidentally stepping on the dog shit on the ground, but the four people are happy again, such a place, no monitoring, no property, suitable for all kinds of crimes, not suitable for a single person to haunt at night.
The pair of dog men and women didn't take a few steps before they stopped, and Ma Qiao secretly wondered, could it be that they had been discovered? The next moment, she saw that the two dark shadows had become one.
"Rub, isn't it?" The potato's eyes almost fell to the ground.
The woman's rapid gasp sounded, "Hmm......" In the dark, only the squirming of their bodies could be seen, and the details were not thought of.
It turns out that this scum is staging a live-action AV for them, which is really exciting!
"What are you waiting for?" Xianhe urged.
"Hey, don't you see any benefits?" Potato whispered obscenely.
"Can you see a bird's feather?" Ma Qiao said impatiently.
"That thing can't be seen!"
"Action!" Yutian shouted, and walked forward quickly, and the crane followed, and the potato saw that they were so unrighteous, and really wanted to hold them, because he really hadn't seen it yet.
The dog man and woman heard someone approaching and quickly separated, but before they could react, the crane covered the woman's mouth and dragged her aside.
"Hey, what are you doing? Who are you? The man asked, looking at the two masked men in front of him in horror.
"Didn't you take Lao Tzu's seat on the train? Today, Lao Tzu will let you take advantage of it! Potato said in a deliberately hoarse voice. I almost burst out laughing on a rainy day, and it's a shame that this guy can think of this reason.
"What? You've got the wrong person! ”
"Fart, I recognize you when you turn to ashes, I've been with you for a month."
Rainy day didn't want to let the potato continue to talk, too many words would be lost, Rainy day went up and covered this guy's mouth, and pressed him against the wall with a backhand.
Potato's iron fist fell on this guy, and Ma Qiao also ran out of the darkness and beat him with Potato.
"See how dare you grab Lao Tzu's seat? Shoot you, shoot you! ”
Ma Qiao just stuffed his head and didn't dare to speak! The guy couldn't resist it, and let them punch and kick them.
It's a cool fight!
Until he was tired, this guy lay on the ground and couldn't move, Ma Qiao withdrew his hand and took a step forward, the potato whistled, and the crane and the rainy day also ran away.
Running out of the dark alleyway, running around the corner, they ran in the direction of the school, "bang", the horse bridge running in front and a person collided head-on, a fragrance penetrated into the nose, the other party was knocked out by the horse bridge, fell to the ground with a butt, and snorted.
Ma Qiao took a closer look at the collision with a woman, her long hair was knocked into and scattered on her face, covering her face, and she couldn't see her appearance clearly.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Ma Qiao apologized again and again.
"Don't you look at that when you walk?" The other party is obviously angry, but the voice is still very good, no, not only good but also familiar.
At this time, the three of them didn't say a word, except for following behind Ma Qiao and carefully looking at the woman in front of them.
When the woman stood up and ruffled her hair, the four of them were stunned and shouted in unison, "Counselor!! ”
Counselor Ouyang Jingjing is twenty-two this year, is the youngest female teacher in the school, known as the most beautiful counselor in the school, tall and well-proportioned, fair and tender face, with exquisite facial features, much better than the stars in TV and movies, especially her long flowing straight hair, showing her temperament just right, many boys in the school call her "goddess".
Ouyang Jingjing sneered and said, "It turned out to be the four of you!" ”
"It's us! Counselor, you didn't fall, it's all to blame on Ma Qiao! Potato hurriedly replied. Ma Qiao glared at him fiercely for the betrayal of the potato.
"Yes, it's all to blame for Ma Qiao!" Yutian and Xianhe also expressed their support for the potato's point of view, Ma Qiao gasped, these guys who have no surname, in the face of the goddess treating him like this, the word "heavy color and light friend" could not be more appropriate, Ouyang Jingjing turned his anger into joy.
The victory of the four of them was extinguished by Ouyang Jingjing's sudden appearance.
"The dormitory is about to close, why don't you go back?"
"Aren't we in a hurry to go back?" Ma Qiao replied in a hurry.
"You're pretty good at climbing up the pole, why are you going so late?"
Ma Qiao was embarrassed, he couldn't tell the truth that he was going to beat someone, he bit his lip, glanced at the counselor with a sly look, and then pretended to be shy, scratched the back of his head and said, "Don't say it!" ”
"Huh?" A good voice can't be refused.
"Report to Mr. Ouyang, we just urinated over there." Ma Qiao replied seriously and seriously.
The three behind couldn't help laughing, Ouyang Jingjing swallowed in embarrassment and said, "Okay, you guys go back quickly!" ”
The stone in Ma Qiao's heart finally landed.
But the next moment, Ouyang Jingjing bent down and picked up a mask from the ground, which Ma Qiao had just taken off after beating the scum and carried it in his arms, and before he could dispose of it, he fell out of his arms because of the collision just now.
The four of them looked at the mask in Ouyang Jingjing's hand and sweated in a hurry.
"What is this?" Ouyang Jingjing looked at Ma Qiao and asked.
"Oh, this one, I bought it for the department's weekend masquerade ball." Ma Qiao is nonsense.
"Masquerade, do you want to bring this gourd baby?"
"Uh......" Ma Qiao complained again and again, where did he care what he bought when he bought it. Isn't this very creative? Huluwa was our favorite cartoon character when we were kids, and I wore this mask to the ball, which was very eye-catching, right? ”
Ouyang Jingjing nodded thoughtfully.
"Then we'll go back." Ma Qiao hurriedly asked.
"Let's go back!"
Ouyang Jingjing finally opened her mouth to let go, and the four of them ran in the direction of the school, as fast as they could.