"There's a knife on the head of the color word, brother!" At half past three in the second half of the night, Zhang Yicai picked up Zhang Shang at Zhang Shang's house, and the first thing Zhang Shang said after getting into the car was to tell Zhang Yise that there was a knife on his head.

Even if he doesn't know fortune-telling and looking at the like, the lip print on Zhang Yi's neck also betrayed him at this time, so Zhang Shang was a little helpless.

"I've only heard of a knife on the head of the word ninja, and there is also a knife on the head of the word for color? What is that knife for? Zhang Yi said with a smile.

"Hehe, I said you have a peach blossom robbery, do you believe it?" Zhang Shang said with a smile.

"Faith." Zhang Yi nodded: "By the way, brother, you help me do the math and see what my fate is!" ”

"I said before, I can't count your life, it's too hard, I will lose my life if I calculate it, but you must have many children and grandchildren, a real rich life, be careful of women in the future, there is a catastrophe and a peach blossom catastrophe!"

"Oh, then you didn't calculate whether the two of us went out this time to be lucky or vicious?" Zhang Yi changed the subject.

"Good luck and evil are half, this is not good, one is that I don't tell my own fortune, and the other is that I can't calculate your life, but I have a hexagram before, and the itinerary of good luck and evil is mixed with half."

"Do you have any knives and guns with you? Against that man, can't you shoot him? Zhang Yi said curiously.

"If the gun can kill him, why did dozens of people die in the eighties, why did I shoot it?"

"Wouldn't it? Is there really a monster in the world that can't be killed by a gun? Zhang Yi was taken aback.

"It's not that a gun can't kill him." Zhang Shang thought for a while and said: "First, he is fast, you may not be able to beat him, and second, he has practiced evil skills, as long as he protects his heart and head." Even if the bullet hits him, it will not delay him to run, jump and kill. ”

"Oh. Then let's talk about the difference between internal boxing and external boxers, I also want to practice boxing recently. Zhang Yi said with a smile.

"Actually, I'm wondering too!" Zhang Shang looked at Zhang Yi and said, "You obviously don't have internal qi in your body. There is no appearance of inner fist, but you have the same aura as the great monk, this I am very curious, curious about what this aura of yours is! ”

"Breath? Do you elaborate on it? Zhang Yi said curiously.

"It's like a kind of domain, a kind of magnetic field, an indescribable strange feeling, I can feel it, you have this kind of domain, and the great monk also has this kind of domain."

Zhang Yi narrowed his eyes. The domain that Zhang Shang said should be his own thoughts, right? The mind was covered, and after reaching out, he sensed it.

"Then can you feel my breath at any time and at any time, or do you come and go?" Zhang Yi asked.

"From time to time, the first time I saw you, when you looked at me, I felt this breath, and then again. You also exude this vibe. Can you tell me, what is this breath of yours? What domain is this? ”

"How do I know, you can feel it, but I can't feel it!" Zhang Yi immediately shook his head.

"Hehehe. Brother, don't you tell the truth, you don't have three, two, three, dare to go to Liangshan with me? I don't have any real skills. Can you get out of the country with your whole body? It's just that I'm really curious about what you're capable of. "Zhang Shang is changing direction, let Zhang Yi reveal something, after all, the two of them have to fight the enemy together.

"Actually, it's nothing. I've just been able to eat since I was a child, haven't I seen me eat before? That's why I'm so strong! Zhang Yi thought for a while and said, "How do you say it...... It's just an ordinary car. Without a jack, I can lift it up and change a tire or something, and that's it! ”

"Holy, Hercules!" Zhang Shang was startled.

"Sort of, but it's my secret, don't reveal it to anyone!" Zhang Yi said with a smile.

"That means that if you get close to a certain master, and suddenly a thunderous blow, as long as it hits the opponent's heart, it will definitely shatter the opponent's heart, right?"

"It's not just the heart, I tried it in Las Vegas, and I broke half of my head!"

"Damn, monster, Hulk, I'm going to report to the relevant departments when I go back, use you as an experiment, extract some genes or something, maybe I can make a batch of super soldiers!"

"Then we won't have to be brothers in the future." Zhang Yi shrugged his shoulders and said.

"Also, I can't betray you if I'm a brother to you, but according to my age, it's not too much for you to call me grandpa!"

"Why is your face so big? Grandpa Zhang, do you think you look like you're sixty years old? Don't say anything else.,Go in and out with a little secret all day long.,Then Android is your little lover, right? Zhang Yi and Zhang Shang became more and more familiar, so they began to be open-mouthed, and he didn't regard him as a master.

"Hehe, if you like it, I'll give her to you, how about it? She's different! Zhang Shang said with a smile.

"Big brother, can you not be joking? Friends and wives can't be bullied, even if I use the five girls to masturbate, I can't be with you Mazi! Zhang Yi looked at Zhang Shangdao with a surprised face: "I didn't expect you to be quite open, who have you played three-p?" ”

"I want to strangle you now, you're too broken!" Zhang Shang couldn't cry or laugh, what kind of thoughts did Zhang Yi have.

"Android is my disciple, not my little secret, I have nothing to do with her, what about her, her life is yin, Yin Halloween, she was born on the day the ghost door opened, her life is different from all of us, but her life is also hard, she commits all kinds of taboos, she is not suitable for marriage, let alone children."

"On the day she was born, as soon as she landed, her mother died, her father was excited, and she also died, and there was a sister on her body, who also died within a few days, and was sent to her uncle's house to raise, and her uncle also died, and her aunt was so frightened that she was sent to a welfare home, and then the dean who was kind to her also died."

"She's anyone!" Zhang Yi was dumbfounded.

"I may not be able to restrain you, that's why I said to give it to you, she listens to me, and a woman like her belongs to the kind of trouble, especially in terms of bed, and your girlfriends are not as good as her."

"Then why don't you take it yourself, why did you send me!" Zhang Yi rolled his eyes and said, "I don't dare to ask for it!" ”

"Hehe, you quack baby is going to talk nonsense, she is my disciple, how can I mess with her?" Zhang Shang scolded with a smile.

"What kind of society is it, still a disciple of the master? University teachers and students are also disciples and masters, so isn't there a teacher-student relationship? You're old-fashioned! Zhang Yi laughed.

"Don't be poor, do you have any weapons on you?" Zhang Shang changed the subject.

"There's a gun, it's for women!"

"Poof, can you be serious?" Zhang Shang rolled his eyes in anger.

"I've got a fart weapon, I'm a law-abiding citizen, okay?" Zhang Yi couldn't help but roll his eyes and said.

"I have a gun, a sword, and a broadsword, which one do you use?" Zhang Shang pointed to the big backpack like a fish bag.

"Is the sword sharp?" Zhang Yi said curiously.

"Sharpen iron like clay!"

"Are you good at using knives or swords?"

"I'm good at big swords, and my swordsmanship is okay."

"I'll use the sword, and when I'm done, it's mine, okay?" Zhang Yi laughed, Zhang Shang's sword, it must be a sword.

"Okay, then here you go!"

"You haven't told me about the difference between inner boxing and outer boxing, how to practice inner boxing? Tell me about it! ”

"I'm sleepy, I'll sleep for a while, and then I'......ll talk about it when I wake up," Zhang Shang didn't answer him anymore, turned around and went to sleep!

ps: The fourth watch, the fifth watch is half past eight o'clock later, thank you, the monthly pass recommendation ticket or something to take a walk, you can be mentally a whole night (to be continued......