April 9, Los Angeles Music Center, California, USA.

The most dazzling movie at this year's Oscars is naturally "Titanic", but the most dazzling person is not Wang Zijun, but the actors and actresses of "Titanic" Johnny Depp and Monica Bellucci.

Johnny and Monica wore the same gowns they wore to the dinner party in the film, and when the handsome man and beauty walked on the red carpet with their arms in hand, they instantly murdered countless reels of film and caused many fans to scream.

Since the hit of "Titanic", among the influences, what makes Wang Zijun cry and laugh the most is that Johnny and Monica are both black-haired, but they have to maintain the blonde image in the film. Because once they dye their hair back, countless Titanic fans will spray them to death with saliva.

Wang Zijun likes this feeling very much, and it is a unique sense of accomplishment to turn an ordinary person into a big star.

At this moment in Hollywood, I don't know how many second- and third-rate young actors are jealous of Johnny and Monica, and at the same time look forward to Wang Zijun one day taking a fancy to them, and then making a movie and becoming famous.

As soon as Wang Zijun finished walking the red carpet, a bearded man came over and took the initiative to stretch out his hand and said, "Hello, King of China!" ”

"Hello, nice to meet you." Wang Zijun knew the bearded man, and they met at the Golden Globe Awards ceremony some time ago, but they didn't talk.

The bearded man who came up to talk to him was James Brooks, who is also the director of the Oscar-winning hit film "Mother and Daughter". This gentleman usually does TV dramas and TV shows, and last year he suddenly got nervous to make a movie, which not only sold at the box office, but also won several Golden Globe trophies.

Wang Zijun's understanding of James Brooks's works all comes from his later animated work "The Simpson's Family", and other than that, he really has no impression of him.

James Brooks and Wang Zijun were chatting nonsense about various directing experiences, and the hateful behavior of this bearded man made those actresses who were ready to talk to Wang Zijun angry.

finally James said goodbye and left, and immediately a female star came up to fill the position and took the initiative to introduce herself: "Hello, Wang, I'm Jennifer Beals." ”

"Hello, beautiful Jennifer." Wang Zijun casually looked at the woman in front of her, 19-year-old Jennifer Beals is definitely a charming goblin, and her middle-aged horse face is almost like two people.

This model-born, a beautiful woman who became famous in one fell swoop because she made a movie last year, said words of admiration in her mouth, but when shaking hands, she hooked Wang Zijun's palm with her fingers as if she were casually, and the meaning of teasing was self-evident. If Wang Zijun reports a room number, I believe that the two of them will be able to achieve good things in a few hours.

Wang Zijun was unconscious, and talked to Jennifer very politely, which disappointed the beauty.

Wang Zijun soon met Lucas, this guy's "Star Wars: The Jedi Strikes Back" was released last summer, not only did the box office not meet expectations, but even the Oscar nominations did not get a few, anyway, it was not as good as before.

The award ceremony began quickly, and before the host came out, the singing sounded.

Wang Zijun listened to the familiar accompaniment, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl. This action was instantly captured by the camera, and the next day there was a news headline - the victory smile of the king of China!

The reason why Wang Zijun laughed was because the Oscars awards ceremony this year actually opened with the singing of "Yesterday Reappeared". Charlene Duncan walked out of the backstage in an evening gown, and before she could sing the first line, someone in the audience applauded.

After the singing of "Yesterday's Reappearance", the host of the awards ceremony finally appeared. The host of this Oscar is Johnny Carson, who is now the most popular talk show host in the United States.

"Oh, that's a very touching song...... Johnny Carson spread his hands helplessly, "I mean, it's heart-wrenching that Heart of the Ocean ends up falling into the sea!" ”

The joke didn't elicit much of a reaction, and Johnny Carson added, "Zachary, how is your scrap metal business doing?" I heard that the evil Soviet Union is ready to buy your big ship scrap and go back to build aircraft carriers. ”

"Hahahaha......" The award hall finally erupted in laughter.

Johnny Carson deserves to be the host of a gold medal talk show, and the amount of information contained in this ridicule just now is too great.

The first half of the sentence is naturally ridiculing the model of the big ship that Wang Zijun spent a lot of money to make, and now it has become scrap metal and can only be sold as scrap. At a deeper level, he also pointed out some media's sarcasm about Wang Zijun, saying that he was a decorator who would only use money to pile up movie pictures. Johnny Carson's complaint is ambiguous, as if he is mocking Wang Zijun and disdainful of the media and filmmakers who say that grapes are sour.

As for the second half of the sentence, it satirizes the Soviet Union, which is now fighting the most "gaochao" in the Cold War with the United States, complaining that it is still increasing military spending and using all the materials that can be used as weapons when the domestic agricultural harvest has failed for four consecutive years and economic growth has slowed down.

Wang Zijun shook his head and smiled bitterly, there was no way to make fun of Johnny with him.

"Well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 56th Academy Awards. I'm Johnny Carson, your old friend......" Johnny Carson finally got down to business, "I'm very happy to be invited to host the Oscars this year, because I'm likely to witness a piece of history. There's a Hollywood movie this year that has grossed more than $700 million worldwide and continues to be a hit, and it has also been nominated for an unprecedented 15 Oscars. Of course, this may not be a pleasant thing for a movie that was released at the same time......"

Johnny Carson's last sentence hit the heart of many directors present, from Christmas to now, for several months, all movies have been tragic after encountering "Titanic". Not to mention anything else, the award-winning hit film "Mother and Daughter Love", the box office has shrunk by one-third compared with the parallel space, which is the best proof.

After some complaints from Johnny Carson, the awards ceremony finally began.

"Fanny and Alexander" from Sweden won the Best Foreign Language Film award, followed by several animation and documentary awards, and then the whole award ceremony entered the "Titanic time".

"The winner of this year's Academy Awards for Best Original Music is "Titanic" ......"

"The winner of the Best Sound Editing at this year's Academy Awards is "Titanic" ......"

"The winner of Best Film Song at this year's Academy Awards is "Titanic" ......"

"The winner of the best effect (visual and otherwise) at this year's Academy Awards is the ...... of Titanic"

"The winner of the Best Editing Award at this year's Academy Awards is the ...... of Titanic"

"The winner of this year's Academy Awards for Best Sound is "Titanic" ......"

“……”

With the announcement of the list of winners, Wang Zijun and Charlene Duncan, as well as photographers, art directors, makeup artists and other original personnel walked onto the podium like a marquee, and the people in the award hall were completely numb from the initial shock.

Of the 15 nominations received by "Titanic", only three nominations for Best Actress, Best Supporting Actress and Best Original Screenplay were not won, and the remaining 12 nominations were all honored.

In other words, Wang Zijun's "Titanic" won one more Oscar trophy than the original.

"Incredible, it's incredible......" Even Johnny Carson was speechless when he arrived at the back.

Monica is perhaps the most disappointed of the original crew members, and Johnny Depp said half-self-deprecating and half-comforting: "Don't be sad, I'm not even worse, I didn't even have a nomination." ”

Monica pursed her lips and smiled, "I'm just a little disappointed, after all, so many nominations have won awards." ”

When Wang Zijun finally walked on the podium, he tidied up his clothes and his expression became serious: "A reporter asked me if I wanted to quit Hollywood, and I said that I would answer this question at the Oscars." Now I want to say, yes, Titanic was my last film directed in the United States......"

As soon as these words came out, the media and filmmakers who had fallen asleep because of the consecutive awards won by "Titanic" immediately woke up and looked at Wang Zijun in surprise.

Wang Zijun continued: "Of course, I just don't want to be a director, I will still write some scripts for Dragon Tiger Film Company in the future, but I won't shoot it myself. I turned 30 last year and I thought I should spend more time with my wife and enjoy life......"

Hearing this, those forty or fifty-year-old directors rolled their eyes one by one - you are embarrassed to say that you have just turned 30 years old, and Lao Tzu was still doing chores for others when he was 30 years old! Quitting Hollywood at the age of 30, isn't this a slap in the face!

Moreover, his words may move the masses who do not know the truth to think that he is a husband who cares for his family and a considerate man. But who doesn't know Wang Zijun's name, there are a bunch of women at home, and I don't know which woman I spend more time with when I go back.

"In short, I am very satisfied with the release of "Titanic", and it is also a happy ending for me to leave Hollywood." Wang Zijun changed his words and said, "But I won't disappoint my fans, I will continue to make movies in the future, but the shooting location is in Asia." I promise, you'll see my latest work soon! ”

Wang Zijun stepped down with the Oscar statuette, but his words shook the entire award hall.

Many directors wiped the sea water on their foreheads, secretly celebrating in their hearts that this big monster had finally left Hollywood, while many more reporters were excited—big news!

(To be continued)