Zou Jiadong said: "Of course it's true, on the 10th of this month, Shiqing and her flight crew were on the flight attendant mission on the plane hijacked by international mercenaries. Please search (product % book ¥¥ net)! The fastest updated novel"

"Jiadong, no, why don't you have a girl in the live broadcast of my press conference?"

Zou Jiadong smiled: "Haha! Old Wang, the reason why you don't have a girl is because she accompanied Xiao Zhang to Juquande secretly to eat roast duck. ”

"Haha! So that's what happened? Xiao Zhang and Shiqing exposed so many leaders at the airport, but they secretly ran to eat roast duck, these two children are really mischievous. Ding Lao, does it mean that eating roast duck has something to do with Xiao Zhang's poetry? Elder Wang asked.

Ding Lao said: "You're right, Xiao Zhang was eating roast duck this time, and he made two poems that made the poetry bigwigs full of praise. ”

Li Lao interjected: "Ding Lao, isn't it right? Didn't you just say that Xiao Zhang met a group of writers and poets in Jibei City? Why did it take a while for this place to become Jinghua City again? ”

After listening to Li Lao's question, Ding Lao explained: "Li Lao, I'm sorry, I didn't make it clear, here's the thing, Xiao Zhang's first poetry after returning to China was at the Qianmen Roast Duck Restaurant in Jinghua City, and the second and third poetry was at the Jibei Hotel in Jibei City. ”

Li Lao said: "Oh, I see. Since this kid dares to play a big knife in front of celebrities, it means that people may really have some real talents. However, as far as I know, there are fewer and fewer people who can write ancient style poems now, and I don't know what the level of this kid's ancient style poetry is, so please ask Ding Lao to quickly recommend a few poems by Xiao Zhang, so that everyone can judge it. ”

Ding Lao said: "I, because it is Xiao Zhang invited by Shiqing, therefore, about Xiao Zhang's poetry in the roast duck restaurant, Jiadong must know much more than me, my Jiadong will tell you about the situation at that time." ”

"It's better to be respectful than to obey your fate, I said Jiadong, since Ding Lao has spoken, you can tell everyone about it." Li Lao said to Zou Jiadong.

Zou Jiadong said: "Okay, since Ding Lao and Li Lao asked me to tell you about the situation at that time, then I will drive the ducks up the tree and report the situation that Shiqing told me to the leaders......"

"Wait, I said Jiadong, did we use the wrong colloquialism?" Elder Wang asked.

"Elder Wang, how could it be?" Zou Jiadong said.

Wang Lao said: "The common saying in our Huaxia country is to catch ducks on the shelves, but you came to catch ducks up the trees, let everyone say, didn't you use the wrong saying?" ”

"Elder Wang, this is yours......

"Hey, I said Jiadong, obviously you said the wrong saying, why did it become mine?"

"Elder Wang, this time-honored proverb has been revised recently, don't you know it?" Zou Jiadong asked.

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"Oh, why change? Who changed it? Elder Wang asked.

"Elder Wang, you should know about Nigerien President Conche's visit to Jibei City, Dongshan Province some time ago, right?" Zou Jiadong asked.

"Of course I know about this big event of catching a killer to save the president and causing a sensation in the world, isn't the president they saved by Xiao Zhang Kong Che? I mean, Jiadong, do you mean that the revision of this proverb is related to President Conche's visit to Jibei City? Elder Wang asked.

Zou Jiadong said: "Elder Wang is right, the revision of this proverb is indeed related to President Conche's visit to Jibei City. ”

Wang Lao said: "Oh, in that case, Jiadong, you quickly tell everyone, what is the relevant law, right?" ”

Zou Jiadong said: "The situation is like this, at the banquet to welcome the president's visit, after Secretary Lu and President Kong Che spoke separately, Xiao Zhang was arranged to be the third to give a ...... on stage."

"Wait, I'm talking about Jiadong, are you wrong? Have you ever seen three people speak on such an occasion? Elder Li asked.

As one of the founders of the Huaxia Kingdom, Li Lao is also a member of the Politburo Standing Committee, vice chairman of the Central Committee and vice premier of the State Council, and has received countless foreign guests, and has also visited many countries.

Zou Jiadong said: "This banquet, due to Xiao Zhang's participation, broke through the solemn, rigorous and rigid form of the banquet for foreign guests in Dongshan Province and even in China, and was always full of joy, harmony and warm atmosphere, so that the host and guests came and returned happy. Facts have proved that after adopting this format of three people speaking, the banquet has been an unprecedented success and has received considerable economic benefits, so I think this innovative form is very worthy of reference and promotion......"

"Wait, I said Jiadong, why do I get more confused the more I listen, isn't it just a banquet to welcome foreign guests, and it's not an auction or a trade fair, how can I still receive considerable income?" Elder Wang asked puzzled.

Zou Jiadong said: "Elder Wang, don't you worry, after I introduce you to part of the banquet, your doubts will be solved." ”

Wang Lao said: "Okay, then you can continue to introduce." ”

Zou Jiadong said: "After Xiao Zhang stepped onto the podium, he said to all the guests: Brother President, Nancy's sister-in-law, leaders, beautiful aunts, brothers and sisters, Zhang Zheng is polite......

"Hey, hey, I said Jiadong, is there such an opening statement? On such a solemn and important occasion, this kid is simply too nonsense. Wang Lao said.

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Zou Jiadong said: "I don't know if it's nonsense, but it is said that after listening to Xiao Zhang's novel opening remarks, everyone's tears made him laugh out." Especially the girl who translated for him, she was even more amused by him, and she was at a loss, thinking about it, how to translate such a strange title? ”

"This kid is really too foolish." Li Lao echoed Wang Laodao.

"What's the nonsense, I feel good, why do you have to make the banquet so serious?" Lu Lao expressed a different opinion.

Zou Jiadong continued: "Xiao Zhang didn't pay attention to everyone's laughter, but continued: I can't speak, and I haven't spoken on this occasion. ”

"Ahh I said Jiadong, do you mean that the person who changed this proverb is Xiao Zhang? Elder Wang asked.

"Elder Wang is right, it's Xiao Zhang's guy." Zou Jiadong replied.

"I said Jiadong, did Xiao Zhang say this because he remembered the common saying wrongly?" Elder Wang asked.

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