0160 Who's seducing whom
"Boy, do you know what you did?" Tang Yan touched his hand for no reason, although it was just a glimpse, Wei Ruoyi still sank his face.
Tang Yan was at a loss, and said extremely seriously: "Sister, you seduced me first, I am here to respect you!" ”
In a word, everyone present had the heart to die, Wei Ruoyi was almost spurting blood, and she was extremely angry, she was already a lawless little witch, but she didn't want to meet a guy who was so shameless and dared to tease her in her lifetime that she didn't know whether she was alive or dead.
But Tang Yan really thinks so, and even if he and Wei Ruoyi were sitting face to face, he dared to put his paws on Wei Ruoyi's chest, his respect for people has always been like this, and when he meets someone who flirts with him, he must express it.
As if seeing that the faces of the people around him were green, Tang Yan said blankly again: "Aren't you like this?" If you have a woman who is flattering you, you should touch her to show respect, even if you are not interested in this woman, this is a kind of politeness. ”
The sound of vomiting blood all over the bar, and the heavy smell of blood in the air, what a logic!
Of course, no one will think that this is Tang Yan's serious words, they all think that Tang Yan is teasing Wei Ruoyi without festivity. Even if he thinks that Tang Yan will die in the future and have no place to be buried, everyone, including Zhang Sheng, thinks that Tang Yan is really good. The last time someone accidentally molested Wei Ruoyi, it seemed that he would not do it for the rest of his life...... "You open the cards for me first!" Wei Ruoyi's face finally sank, as if there was frost on his face, and even the words he said were cold.
Tang Yan seemed to just remember, and then raised the cards in his hand high and shouted: "Audience, a 3!" ”
The card was slammed on the table by Tang Yan, but it was not spread out, but the card was back up, and it was bounced on the table, and it finally turned into a face, which was a 3 of spades.
Tang Yan wiped a handful of sweat on his forehead, sighed and said, "I finally didn't lose my master's face......
Hang Xiaoqi couldn't hold back any longer, before he touched Wei Ruoyi's hand, Hang Xiaoqi remembered Tang Yan's theory about respect for women, this Tang Yan had told her, but at that time she also knew that Tang Yan's absolutely anachronistic theory must have offended Wei Ruoyi to death, so she couldn't help but laugh.
Now I can't help it anymore, Tang Yan's words are clearly Andy Lau's lines in "The Gambler", when Andy Lau returned from Chow Yun-fat, he said that 3 is the most difficult to change among all the cards, and at the last moment he used the stunt of changing cards to turn a card into the 3 he wanted, and then he wiped the sweat that did not exist on his forehead, and said such a sentence.
Tang Yan not only said the same words, but even imitated the same movements and tone.
Wei Ruoyi turned a deaf ear to Hang Xiaoqi's laughter, but his eyes were fixed on the 3, unbelievable.
She suddenly picked up the deck of cards, looked at it, and found that the 8 she saw was still on the first card, and it didn't move.
"You're out of the woods?"
"Hey! You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense, you can see Lao Tzu? Tang Yan also widened her eyes, "You are a good woman, why are you not well-behaved at all?" Do you want Zhang Sheng to tune the surveillance video to show you? actually said that Lao Tzu is a thousand? If Lao Tzu had this ability, he would have gone to Las Vegas to kill all sides, and he would still be here to gamble with you for such a small amount of money! ”
Tang Yan's words have always been a set, and the speed of speech is overwhelming, not equal to understanding his first sentence, he has already finished the last sentence.
Although Wei Ruoyi is a little witch's surname, she can't do that kind of completely arrogant and unreasonable thing, since she can't see how Tang Yan changed cards at her eye speed, she can only be willing to gamble and lose.
"Okay! You can do it! I lost! I didn't think it happened if you were rude to me before I gambled on it. However, let's calculate your rudeness to me in the process of betting on this handful! The old lady's hand just now, you touched it well, right? ”
Tang Yan shook his head very really: "It's not cool, that is, the skin is a little slippery, but it's a bit vicissitudes, Xiaoqi's skin is more tender than yours." ”
"Your sister! Is my lady talking to you about skin care now? Wei Ruoyi slapped the table suddenly, her willow eyebrows were upside down, and it could be seen that she was really hot.
"I don't know much about skin care, or you can discuss it with Xiaoqi, she told me about it, but I'm not interested, I didn't pay much attention to it."
Wei Ruoyi finally found that she had encountered hob meat, and she had never lost a verbal battle in her life, and now she also had a deep sense of powerlessness. This guy didn't know if he was really stupid or fake, and he made it seem as if he couldn't hear his own words at all.
After thinking about it, Wei Ruoyi decided that he couldn't entangle with Tang Yan, otherwise he would be angry with him before he could clean him up.
"Do you know what happened to the last person who teased me?" Wei Ruoyi was already a little angry.
Tang Yan blinked: "Eldest sister, we don't seem to know each other very well, and even if you are very familiar, I will sue you for slander, okay?" When did Master Nima tease you, Xiaoqi is my girlfriend, and she is still sitting next to me, how bad is the impact of your nonsense, and quarrels between couples will hurt feelings, do you know? What's more, they are still quarreling over such a shadowless thing. Everyone is a person with eyes, obviously you have been teasing me, okay? Tell me about it, don't you? ”
Whether it was Zhang Sheng or others, they were silent at this time, and said in their hearts that this was obviously Wei Ruoyi's failure to flirt, while Tang Yan's flirtation was so successful that it was outrageous!
"Bastard, if you don't come in yet, do you want the old lady to go out and invite you in person?" Wei Ruoyi stomped his feet and shouted, and Zhang Sheng's face changed dramatically.
"Wei Ruoyi, you don't need this, right!"
Wei Ruoyi turned his face and glanced at Zhang Sheng coldly: "Then what do you think I should do?" Being molested by your friends like this? ”
Outside the door, a very thin man with a whole body dressed in pure black walked in.
I don't know why, this man seems to have been born to walk in the dark, even if he has entered the bar, it still makes people feel that they can't see his face clearly.
As soon as Tang Yan saw this man enter the bar, he immediately felt that there was an extremely dangerous aura and walked in, and he had already locked all his thoughts on that man's body, and he didn't dare to relax at all.
"Do you dare to go a little slower?!" Wei Ruoyi roared angrily!
The man's right leg kicked the ground, and he suddenly rushed towards Tang Yan like an arrow from the string, the goal was extremely clear, although there was no movement except running, but it made people feel as if they were seeing a black panther.
Tang Yan's heart tightened, and the muscles in his body tightened like never before in his life, to say that Tang Yan had actually encountered a guy with extremely strong force value, compared to the guy in front of him, he was definitely only strong and not weak, but those people had never given Tang Yan such a dangerous feeling. This may be due to the fact that those people didn't really want to hurt Tang Yan, so the sense of danger on their bodies didn't seep out. And this person is definitely full of firepower, Tang Yan clearly "saw" the feeling emanating from his body as if choking a person's breath.
Yes, I did!
One touch away!
Tang Yan put his hands on his chest, and he took a full five steps back before he regained his body, but the short man also took a big step back, and what he bumped into Tang Yan just now was an elbow blow.
Zhang Sheng, who originally wanted to step forward to stop Wei Ruoyi, saw such a scene, but he stopped. He didn't expect that Tang Yan would still have such a strong force value. He hadn't seen the skinny man in front of him, but he had heard of the existence of this guy, and the person who was abolished from the function of the male surname was completely abolished by this skinny man in one move.
This man's name is Xing Tie, and his person is just like a piece of iron, hard and cold.
Zhang Sheng didn't know exactly how powerful Xing Tie was, and Zhang Sheng didn't know whether he had used all his strength in the blow just now, but Tang Yan was able to block Xing Tie's elbow attack, which made Zhang Sheng even more surprised.
"Not bad!" Xing Tie hung his arms at his sides, and squeezed out these two words from between his teeth expressionlessly.
Even though Xing Tie has been by Wei Ruoyi's side since she was fourteen years old, and it has been more than ten years so far, Wei Ruoyi has never heard Xing Tie say a few words.
Adding up, there can probably be ...... Barely more than a hundred words, right?
Ten years, a hundred words, and in this short moment, Tang Yan was given two words, how generous this is!
"You're better!"
"Again." Xing Tie generously gave Tang Yan two words again and opened the stance.
Tang Yan silently took a step back, even if Hang Xiaoqi grabbed his arm, he just turned around and smiled, gently but resolutely broke Hang Xiaoqi's hand away from the crook of his arm, as if telling Hang Xiaoqi not to worry.
Unlike Xing Tie, Tang Yan's body was still standing straight, slightly sideways, and his fists were clenched in front of his chest, leaving a very tight space to exert his strength.
However, Xing Tie did not underestimate Tang Yan's starting style, but the light in his eyes skyrocketed, with his knowledge, of course, he knew that this was Wing Chun, which was quite suitable for actual combat.
Spreading his palms at Tang Yan, Xing Tie pulled his four fingers in his direction, allowing Tang Yan to take the initiative to attack.
Tang Yan was unceremoniously, his footsteps were extremely broken but his pace was extremely fast, although the distance of the fist bent back was very short, but the explosive power of that moment was quite large, and the people around him could only see that his punch was very fast, but within the range of Xing Tie's eyes, Tang Yan's fist was with a very strong wind.
(To be continued)