Chapter 047, put more beef and more noodles!
The woman's charming smile is like an old wine, intoxicating.
It's like a deadly poison that demagogues people's hearts and makes people unable to extricate themselves.
Even Xiao Chen, who has plundered countless beauties and has already seen all kinds of beauties, can't be as calm as a monk.
Moreover, God knows if the monk would be heartbroken if he saw this woman's smile, and whether he would sit on the ground and recite the scriptures in a dignified manner, it is unknown.
Therefore, at this moment, Xiao Chen's heart set off a ripple, looking at the woman's smile and smile, he was a little distracted.
This woman is already so seductive without using charm, if she uses charm, then she will have it?
Xiao Chen shook his head and put aside those messy thoughts.
He looked at Qiu Yanmei's slightly flushed face and asked, "Yanmei, are you asking so many strange questions because you saw that?"
As he spoke, Xiao Chen's hand was already pointing to the huge screen on the building not far away.
At this time, the prince on the screen had already changed into crystal high heels for Cinderella, and was riding a white horse to carry Cinderella towards the forest not far away......
The story ends with only one sentence: the prince returns to the castle with Cinderella and lives happily ever after.
This is basically the routine of all fairy tales, and almost every fairy tale will have a prince, and there will also be a princess who has gone through a lot of hardships and finally changed from an ugly duckling to a swan.
What a classic story of the sling counterattack.
For Xiao Chen, fairy tales are unrealistic and cranky.
However, there are some "brick families" and "beasts", who give fairy tales a lofty meaning: fairy tales are a special artistic means to shape images, reflect life, and educate children ideologically through rich imagination, fantasy and exaggeration.
For Xiao Chen, who has no childhood, the meaning of fairy tales is bullshit!
Although Xiao Chen thought so, Qiu Yanmei didn't think so.
Even though Qiu Yanmei and Xiao Chen have similar childhoods, the difference is that Qiu Yanmei has loved fairy tales since she was a child and believes in fairy tales.
Xiao Chen also knew, he knew it thirteen years ago.
At that time, she told him the story of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".
It was this little girl who liked fairy tales that he remembered for the rest of his life.
So at this time, Xiao Chen didn't bother the woman, he just stood quietly aside, looking at the woman's side face.
At this time, the woman is like a simple child, less cold-blooded and fierce, and more innocent and cute.
It wasn't until the advertisement was shown on the screen that Qiu Yanmei turned around with endless aftertaste, she looked at Xiao Chen with a calm face, and asked, "Xiao Chen, do you say there is a prince in real life?"
Xiao Chen just wanted to blurt out no, but after seeing the woman's expectant face, he changed his mind and said with a smile: "Yes, of course there is."
"That's good." Qiu Yanmei smiled happily, and then asked, "Xiao Chen...... So are you my prince? ”
Even though the woman's face was even more full of expectation, Xiao Chen still didn't follow the woman's wish, and he said softly, "No."
"Why not? Why not?! Qiu Yanmei asked twice anxiously.
The tone became more earnest over and over again, and the voice became louder and louder over again.
She really hoped that Xiao Chen could say "yes".
But the man said "no" coldly.
She was sad, sad, and her heart ached like a knife.
Xiao Chen felt that this topic was too heavy, he smiled lightly, pointed to his silk dress, and said, "Look at my virtue, what is a little like a prince?"
"It's not like anything at all." Qiu Yanmei said very bluntly.
“……”
Xiao Chen felt that his chest had been inexplicably stabbed, wow cool wow cool pain!
Even if it's not, can't you be a euphemism for a woman?
Didn't you just say that I was your prince?
Why did you change your mind all of a sudden?!
Qiu Yanmei, you liar!
He remembered a sentence said by a senior in the flower: I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in the broken mouth of a woman.
At this time, Xiao Chen felt that this sentence was really too classic!
This is simply the voice of the majority of sling wire and spare tire compatriots!
Just as Xiao Chen was ready to preach and preach Qiu Yanmei, Qiu Yanmei spoke again: "Although you are not like a prince at all, it is undeniable that you and Xiao Chen are the princes in my heart!"
Hearing this, Xiao Chen felt a little better in his heart, at least to make up for the trauma in his heart, didn't he?
Xiao Chen opened his mouth, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, and at a glance, he knew that he was using black toothpaste, and he said: "Although I love to hear your words, what I want to say is that I am not your prince."
But I believe that your prince must be a hero of the world, and one day he will marry you in golden armor, with a colorful halo on his head, and seven clouds on his feet. ”
Xiao Chen, who has never believed in fairy tales, said a joke that is more fairy tales than fairy tales.
It is conceivable that Xiao Chen did not cover his conscience, but lost his conscience and said this.
Listening to Xiao Chen's words, Qiu Yan was stunned, and then he covered his little stomach and laughed, saying, "Xiao Chen, you big joke!" Didn't you always believe in fairy tales?
Why do you believe even myths now? And it's the same as the real thing! ”
"Isn't that wrong for me?" Xiao Chen pursed his lips and said.
"Alright, alright! Tell me something realistic. Qiu Yanmei waved her hand and said.
"Okay! The reality version is that I believe that your prince must be a short and fat man, and one day he will marry you with a cool local tycoon gold in his hand, crocodile leather shoes on his feet, and a thick gold necklace around his neck. ”
Xiao Chen naturally blurted out, as if he had already thought about it.
It's just that what he didn't know was that when he said this, the woman's face had already become extremely ugly.
There were two flames in her eyes that were pulsing, as if they were about to erupt at any moment.
Aggressive.
"Xiao Chen!! I'll kill you!! Qiu Yanmei roared angrily, and then pulled out a short dagger and "killed" Xiao Chen.
"Mom! Help me! Someone has murdered her husband! Xiao Chen's legs trembled with fright, clamped his legs, and ran desperately towards a snack street on the night market street.
However, Xiao Chen seemed to be as frightened as Lu Su, but there was a smile on the corner of his mouth.
The heavy topic has been successfully transferred and it is done!
At this time, such a picture appeared on this not spacious road that made passers-by unbelievable.
The man ran in front with a smile on his face, and the woman chased after him viciously.
And the speed of the two running is extremely fast, people who don't understand think they are making a movie.
No, someone has already taken out a kidney and put it on six beats.
Xiao Chen ran all the way and stopped at a Lanzhou ramen restaurant.
Looking at Qiu Yanmei, who was getting closer and closer to him, Xiao Chen quickly learned the movements of the traffic police uncle, and made a "pause" gesture from afar.
But Qiu Yanmei acted as if she hadn't seen it and ran towards Xiao Chen.
It wasn't until Qiu Yanmei's short dagger was only 0.1 centimeters away from him that Xiao Chen hurriedly shouted, "Stop, stop!" ”
Boom Boom ......
A shrill and piercing voice rang out.
Qiu Yanmei hurriedly stopped her steps, and the sandals rubbed a mark on the ground.
"Xiao Chen! What are you doing?! Qiu Yanmei shouted loudly.
Xiao Chen desperately covered his ears and blocked some of the sonic attacks before pointing to the signboard of the Lanzhou ramen restaurant and saying, "Eat supper!"
Qiu Yanmei looked in the direction of Xiao Chen's finger, then put away the short dagger, clapped her hands, and said, "Even if you still have a conscience, I will spare you this time, hum!"
After speaking, Qiu Yanmei took the lead in walking into the ramen restaurant.
Xiao Chen smiled, and then walked in.
"Boss, let's have two bowls of beef ramen, one large and one small, put more beef and less noodles!" After Xiao Chen sat down, he shouted at the fat boss who was busy with his work.
"No, no, don't listen to him, boss, it's two big bowls of noodles." Qiu Yanmei said provocatively.
"Have you finished eating?"
"You want to care?"
“……”
The fat boss ran over with a smile and said, "No, no, you're all wrong, it's two bowls of big, put more beef and more noodles!"
"Boss, this one!" Xiao Chen patted his thigh with a smile and said.
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