0281 A farce
(Chapter 2)
For Zhou Tongxing, Tang Yan still admires a little, this guy can actually know which hotel Pan Zhongnian lives in, the most important thing is that he even inquired about which room.\\
So as soon as Zhou Tongxing came back, Tang Yan asked: "Tell me, tell me, how do you know which hotel and which room Pan Zhongnian lives in?" ”
Zhou Tongxing smiled, a little proud, as if he had finally found something useful to Tang Yan.
"This is simple, Pan Zhongnian's family has an agreement with the management company of that hotel, and anyone in their company has the right to sign a bill when they stay in a hotel owned by this hotel management company. Don't look at Pan Zhongnian as a rich second generation, his family has always been very strict in this regard, otherwise how could he live in the dormitory with his character? So in order to save money, he will definitely go to that hotel. Then it was simple, I called the hotel, asked Pan Zhongnian which room he lived, and said that I was their housekeeper, and I tried everything. ”
Tang Yan and Zhang Wei looked at each other and smiled, it was already dark in the headphones.
After the doorbell rang just now, the little star named Shuangshuang shouted slowly: "Who?" "But I didn't think about it so much, this kind of five-star hotel, it is impossible for the public security to come to check the room, right? Moreover, when Pan Zhongnian arrived at the hotel just now, the waiter at the front desk immediately recognized him, obviously he still has a relationship in this hotel, even if he really encounters such a low-level thing as a room round, the hotel front desk will definitely remind him.
Then pull over a bathrobe and put it on. The pair got out of bed, and when they were looking for shoes, they also glanced at Pan Zhongnian, who was sleeping soundly on the bed, and the useless thing that had curled up in a ball between his legs.
Shuangshuang still has resentment, maybe he has been busy with his fingers for a long time and feels that his fingers are a little sore, so he stretched out his hand and flicked the thing in Pan Zhongnian's crotch, and muttered in his mouth: "Useless thing!" Cut it! Pan Zhongnian was shot by her, obviously feeling pain. The body twitched, causing both of them to giggle: "This is called egg pain!" Then he walked towards the door with three staggers.
"Who?" Shuangshuang asked coquettishly.
To say that Lin Minjun is really smart, she didn't explain her identity. Instead, he said, "Oh, Mr. Pan asked for a supper just now, and I'll bring it to you." ”
Lin Minjun was naturally brought to this hotel by Pan Zhongnian. Knowing that his family has an agreement with this hotel, it is clear that how to say it will not arouse suspicion.
Both of them were not deceitful, and directly unscrewed the door, but they saw that the waiter standing at the door was not a waiter in a hotel uniform, but a very beautiful girl, and obviously only about twenty years old.
"Aren't you delivering a late-night snack?"
"yes, supper." Lin Minjun saw that they were both disheveled, and they didn't even take off their makeup, so how could they not know what was going on in the house.
Pushing them away, Lin Minjun walked into the house. Straight to the bedroom. Seeing Pan Zhongnian lying naked on the bed, and there were traces of wet annihilation on the bed, he was so angry that the three corpses jumped.
rushed to the side of the bed, Lin Minjun directly grabbed Pan Zhongnian's arm and dragged him from the bed to the ground without hesitation.
Even if there is a thick carpet on the floor. Pan Zhongnian's fall was not light. Especially when he was still asleep, suddenly a sharp pain came, and he bounced off the ground suddenly.
"What's wrong? What's wrong? Earthquake? ”
Seeing Pan Zhongnian's messy appearance, Lin Minjun was even more angry and burst into tears: "Pan Zhongnian, you slept quite soundly, right?" yes, there was an earthquake. The ground is shaking, why didn't the it kill you! ”
Pan Zhongnian shook his head, the wine he had drunk before woke up in an instant, looking at Lin Minjun in front of him, he felt cold all over his body, and then saw Shuangshuang leaning against the door as if it was none of her business, and he understood everything in an instant.
"I ...... This ......"
"You! Pan Zhongnian, you are not human! Lin Minjun shouted while crying.
Pan Zhongnian's mind couldn't turn at this moment, he really didn't understand why Lin Minjun would appear here.
"What the hell is going on? How did you get here? ”
When Lin Minjun heard this, he was even more angry: "Why did I come here? Of course you want me not to come! No wonder you ignore me when I ask you for dinner, and say that you have a cousin at home who wants to come over at night, and you must come over to accompany you! Wow, this is your cousin! Your Pan family is really messy, my cousin slept with my cousin, you fox is still quite chaotic, do you want to watch the excitement? ”
Seeing that the war was spreading to him, Shuangshuang smiled slightly, and was not in a hurry, but he was a little bit coaxing: "Ouch, this beauty, you two are ...... You're his girlfriend, right? Let me tell you, this man, there is no one who doesn't steal, and I'm not his cousin, but I see that he looks pretty good, so everyone will have fun. He didn't say he had a girlfriend before, and besides, I was just playing with him, so don't take it too seriously. Say something that shouldn't be said, in fact, we didn't do anything, this kid silver-like wax gun head, when he arrived at the hotel, he hurriedly wanted to take off my clothes, but before he could go in, he shot himself...... Speaking of which, I'm really worried about your future sexual well-being, just by him...... Alas, it's soft and noodles......"
Nima, it's really a good show, Tang Yan and Zhang Wei are already rolling on the bed with a smile, this little star called Shuangshuang is too fierce and dares to say anything.
Soon there was a mess over there, and basically nothing could be heard clearly, and there was no doubt that even if there was no fight, it would have been a lot of noise. The most important thing is that when Lin Minjun entered the door just now, he didn't close the door, and Shuangshuang couldn't figure out what was going on with this woman, so he was in a hurry to follow up to see the situation, and he didn't close the door. As a result, the door was closed by itself because of the spring, but it was not locked, but it was only hidden, and all the sounds in the room were easily transmitted, which soon attracted the attention of the other residents living on this floor.
Hearing this kind of quarrel in the middle of the night, staying in a five-star hotel, which guest can bear this? One by one, they opened the door and stretched out their heads to see, but when they heard that the content of the quarrel turned out to be rape, the guests who originally wanted to go to the hotel waiter immediately stopped, and even found that there were guests in other rooms who wanted to notify the front desk, and those people would stop him.
Gossip is the nature of human beings, especially the relationship between men and women, although the guests who live on this floor may not all be legitimate relationships between men and women, but seeing someone actually caught raped in bed, it is natural that the soul of gossip is burning, where to watch such a good drama?
Tang Yan and Zhang Wei naturally didn't know about such a situation, and the three people in the room only cared about scolding each other, compared to being caught and raped by Lin Minjun in bed, what made Pan Zhongnian unbearable was that a little star actually dared to laugh at his sexual function, uncle can bear aunt can't bear it, no man can bear this, right?
So the situation in the house became Lin Minjun's tearful eyes and angrily scolded Pan Zhongnian and Shuangshuang, the dog man and woman, and Pan Zhongnian angrily scolded Shuangshuang for daring to slander his sexual function, and seemed to have a tendency to brag for himself and even invite two girls to sleep with him and try it with him. Shuangshuang is An Zhiruosu, who continues to sneer at Pan Zhongnian's anger, and for Lin Minjun, she puts on a confidant big sister, scolding men for not being a good thing, it is purely adding fuel to the fire, and the whole house is a mess.
The guests in the aisle were already laughing so hard that they grabbed their collars and ran to the door of their room to watch, and even some good deeds gently pushed the door open, which directly led to a bold walk inside.
That's the way it is, once someone walks in first, someone will soon follow. The end result was that the entire floor of the awakened guests was soon almost crowded into the living room of Pan Zhongnian's room, near the door.
The farce in the house is developing more and more towards the nonsensical farce of the postmodern deconstructionist master Stephen Chow, the three of them have their own words, but none of them have the attitude of solving the matter, and finally some guests can't help but burst into laughter, which makes the quarrelsome three find that there are no less than ten people in their room......
"By the way, Zhou Tongxing, what did you tell Lin Minjun?" Tang Yan and Zhang Wei finally took off their headphones, and at the last moment, Pan Zhongnian and the other three of them angrily scolded a group of guests and drove them out of the room, as if it was a god unfolding, who would have thought that they didn't close the door so that the guests on the first floor could see their embarrassment?
Of course, Zhou Tongxing wouldn't know what was going on over there, but seeing Tang Yan and Zhang Wei laughing so much that tears were pouring out, he also knew that Pan Zhongnian must have thrown people into the Yangtze River and merged into the Great East China Sea with the surging river.
"I told Lin Minjun that I was her suitor, and I happened to see Pan Zhongnian walking into a certain hotel with a girl with heavy makeup. Then I also told her that if she decided to break up with Pan Zhongnian, I hoped she would consider me. ”
"Shameless!"
"!"
Tang Yan and Zhang Wei gave Zhou Tongxing a thumbs up together, as if these two words were complimenting him. And Zhou Tongxing lowered his head shyly and timidly, as if he couldn't bear such sharp praise from the two.
"By the way, Lin Minjun doesn't know your phone number?" Zhang Wei asked again.
"I changed my card, and I have more than five different SIM cards on hand all year round. Ouch, they don't know if it's over, I have to see if Lin Minjun will call me or send a message.
After that, Zhou Tongxing hurriedly began to change the card of the mobile phone, Tang Yan and Zhang Wei looked at each other, and said in their hearts, do they really plan to wait until Pan Zhongnian and Lin Minjun break up to take over Lin Minjun? But Lin Minjun may have a hard time taking a fancy to him, right?
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